Trump has COVID

[hater]

:lmao

The memes are gonna be fucking :wow

[hater]

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1311894783305150466?s=19

:lol

[hater]

https://twitter.com/alexrkonrad/status/1311894854948057088?s=19

[Ef-man]

True. Derp now clutching his anal beads. :lmao

http://https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/01/politics/hope-hicks-positive-coronavirus/index.html

[ChumpDumper]

Impossible. He was taking Dr. Darrin's magic potion.

[Will Hunting]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji/giphy.gif

[Will Hunting]

Impossible. He was taking Dr. Darrin's magic potion.
:lmao:lmao

[Spurminator]

Hilarious if true, but he will probably be fine.

And honestly this is probably a pretty good distraction from a disastrous week. He'll get to emerge in two weeks having defeated the pandemic victoriously while the entire news cycle is focused on it. He probably won't have to do the town hall debate, or anything else for that matter, and doing nothing is probably the best possible thing for his reelection hopes.

[ducks]

Donald J. Trump realDonaldTrump
·
6m
Tonight, FloTUS
and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER

[Nathan89]

Our country is going to need him to overcome this great battle.

[hater]

Too bad Pompeo was getting doirs slammed on his face at the Vatican :pctoss

[ChumpDumper]

Donald J. Trump realDonaldTrump
·
6m
Tonight, FloTUS
and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHERThe funniest this about this is there are actual members names real and Flo.

[Reck]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji/giphy.gif

This has all the potential to give Trump’s dying campaign (no pun intended) a shot in the arm and boost it.

America, we love to throw pity parties to sick people. If he beats this and isnt immediately hospitalized and put on a ventilator, this can help his chances.

[baseline bum]

He's probably lying so he can say it was no big deal in a couple of weeks. Maybe Deep State can use this as an opportunity tho...

[ChumpDumper]

He's probably lying so he can say it was no big deal in a couple of weeks. Maybe Deep State can use this as an opportunity tho...Dodging the next debate.

[velik_m]

Well this is one way to get out of the debates.

[Will Hunting]

This has all the potential to give Trump’s dying campaign (no pun intended) a shot in the arm and boost it.

America, we love to throw pity parties to sick people. If he beats this and isnt immediately hospitalized and put on a ventilator, this can help his chances.
Idk man, any sympathy vote he gets is probably drowned out by how stupid he'll look for mocking a disease he gets sick from.

[hater]

https://twitter.com/kingofgrease12/status/1311897632869027841?s=19

[spurraider21]

Our country is going to need him to overcome this great battle.
you'd be a great north korean news anchor tbh

[Spurminator]

This has all the potential to give Trump’s dying campaign (no pun intended) a shot in the arm and boost it.

America, we love to throw pity parties to sick people. If he beats this and isnt immediately hospitalized and put on a ventilator, this can help his chances.

Yeah I want to laugh my ass off at this but I also believe that it actually helps his campaign. It's the home run news story he desperately needed to distract from the terrible debate performance, the tax returns, and the SC nomination that a majority of the country opposes.

[baseline bum]

Idk man, any sympathy vote he gets is probably drowned out by how stupid he'll look for mocking a disease he gets sick from.

Only way we'd ever hear he gets sick is if he has to be hospitalized. I don't trust him, he's probably lying about testing positive.

[midnightpulp]

Only way we'd ever hear he gets sick is if he has to be hospitalized. I don't trust him, he's probably lying about testing positive.

Got that feeling it's a ploy, as well.

[hater]

Only way we'd ever hear he gets sick is if he has to be hospitalized. I don't trust him, he's probably lying about testing positive.

Hes a 70 year old obese pig. What are his chances bum?

[Joseph Kony]

hopefully he dies tbh

[pgardn]

Can’t believe him until confirmed independently

If he does and comes through well (he will get better care than anyone on the earth), Hater will anoint him Superman along with the rest of the red team.

[Nathan89]

If he has the strength to beat covid there is even more reason to vote him in again tbh

[baseline bum]

Hes a 70 year old obese pig. What are his chances bum?

I don't think he has it. If he did we'd never hear anything unless he kicked it.

[ChumpDumper]

Why vote for any president with bad enough hygiene to get infected?

Dude's irresponsible and dirty.

[hater]

Any chance he was positive with Biden in the room?

[ChumpDumper]

I don't think he has it. If he did we'd never hear anything unless he kicked it.Convenient way to get out of the town hall debate tbh.

[Will Hunting]

Stephen Miller and Cuckner probably have it to. Hopefully Cuckner gave it to Ivanka.

[Will Hunting]

Any chance he was positive with Biden in the room?
Biden absolutely needs to get tested now.

[ChumpDumper]

Any chance he was positive with Biden in the room?No one is safe around Typhoid Donald.

[baseline bum]

Stephen Miller and Cuckner probably have it to. Hopefully Trump gave it to Ivanka.

fify

[pgardn]

If he has the strength to beat covid there is even more reason to vote him in again tbh

And here we go...

[Spurminator]

I don't think he has it. If he did we'd never hear anything unless he kicked it.

I'm with you. This is the October surprise.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Comments are fucking sick. Hope he gets through this. This will help his numbers, but I dont give a fuck about that or the Presidency. Best wishes

[baseline bum]

So why is everyone taking Trump at face value now when he lies about everything else?

[hater]

https://twitter.com/s_zubac/status/1311898241617854464?s=19

[ChumpDumper]

Comments are fucking sick. Hope he gets through this. This will help his numbers, but I dont give a fuck about that or the Presidency. Best wishesOf course you care about that.

Don't lie like Trump is lying.

[Spurminator]

Comments are fucking sick. Hope he gets through this. This will help his numbers, but I dont give a fuck about that or the Presidency. Best wishes

I hope he really has it and I hope he dies watching a Fox News story about how his polling numbers dropped after the announcement and that the New York Times has released his entire tax returns for the last 20 years.

[pgardn]

So why is everyone taking Trump at face value now when he lies about everything else?

Check the posts.

[baseline bum]

Comments are fucking sick. Hope he gets through this. This will help his numbers, but I dont give a fuck about that or the Presidency. Best wishes

Get's through what? He's fucking lying.

[Ef-man]

Derp probably fainted on hearing the news!

:lmao

[ducks]

Hes a 70 year old obese pig. What are his chances bum?

He is 15 pounds overweight lots of Americans are

[Spurtacular]

Oh, no! Sniffles!

[pgardn]

Comments are fucking sick. Hope he gets through this. This will help his numbers, but I dont give a fuck about that or the Presidency. Best wishes

But you will mention it anyway.

[lefty]

Wait....



Shams Charania was the 1st one to break the news?

:wow :lmao

[Will Hunting]

So why is everyone taking Trump at face value now when he lies about everything else?
He likes doing campaign rallies too much to fabricate this imo. Yeah this is a great way to avoid another debate (I still think Biden should just do the townhall himself tho :lol) but Trump can't afford to go bunker bitch for the next two weeks. He needs to do rallies and turn out the base.

I think you're assuming this is a 16 dimensional game of chess when it's really just another Trump fuck-up.

[ChumpDumper]

He is 15 pounds overweight lots of Americans are15 pounds just in his chins, ducks. You weigh the whole body.

[ducks]

Any chance he was positive with Biden in the room?

Hicks was with him at debate

[Spurtacular]

:cry He was outside without a mask and caught the common cold :cry

[Spurminator]

He likes doing campaign rallies too much to fabricate this imo. Yeah this is a great way to avoid another debate (I still think Biden should just do the townhall himself tho :lol) but Trump can't afford to go bunker bitch for the next two weeks. He needs to do rallies and turn out the base.

I think you're assuming this is a 16 dimensional game of chess when it's really just another Trump fuck-up.

I don't think that he needs the rallies for anything but to stoke his ego, those things don't actually gain him any voters. This was probably someone else's idea that he resisted, because he doesn't want to miss the rallies, but after even Rasmussen had him down by like 10 points maybe he acquiesced.

[Reck]

He is 15 pounds overweight lots of Americans are

:lmao just 15 pounds.

[hater]

Comments are fucking sick. Hope he gets through this. This will help his numbers, but I dont give a fuck about that or the Presidency. Best wishes

Hes killed thousands of americans. They are probably waiting for him in Hell to settle scores.


Grim business

[pgardn]

Can’t believe him until confirmed independently

If he does and comes through well (he will get better care than anyone on the earth), Hater will anoint him Superman along with the rest of the red team.

[Nathan89]

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1311899556095770624?s=20:bobo

[hater]

He is 15 pounds overweight lots of Americans are

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

You know, faking his death would make his legal troubles go away....

[Nathan89]

"15 pounds"

:lmao

[Ef-man]

15 pounds just in his chins, ducks. You weigh the whole body.

Ducks dropped the zero after 15.

[clambake]

Total bullshit. He wants to tell you that covid is harmless.

[Reck]

Sympathy points should be nullified just base on how shitty he has handled the pandemic and the virus itself.

Cant use a hoax to your benefit when you’re dying from
it, eh?

[hater]

https://twitter.com/FunnyByteVids/status/1311901551263461377?s=19

[Spurtacular]

Hes killed thousands of americans. They are probably waiting for him in Hell to settle scores.


Grim business

Nope. Healthy Americans don't die from the common cold.

[baseline bum]

Hes killed thousands of americans. They are probably waiting for him in Hell to settle scores.


Grim business

There is no hell other than Trump's America

[lefty]

What if.....







he is lying?



Pretends to be sick, pretends he beats the virus and appears stronger than ever


Don’t celebrate yet

[baseline bum]

Total bullshit. He wants to tell you that covid is harmless.

this

[ChumpDumper]

Nope. Healthy Americans don't die from the common cold.RIP Trump then....

[hater]

Nope. Healthy Americans don't die from the common cold.

How about morvidly obese 70 year olds?

[midnightpulp]

He likes doing campaign rallies too much to fabricate this imo. Yeah this is a great way to avoid another debate (I still think Biden should just do the townhall himself tho :lol) but Trump can't afford to go bunker bitch for the next two weeks. He needs to do rallies and turn out the base.

I think you're assuming this is a 16 dimensional game of chess when it's really just another Trump fuck-up.

Yeah, this is probably true. Adoring crowds are like crack to narcissists.

[Nathan89]

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1311900919764713473?s=20

It's a test of strength. We need our president to be battle tested. We can't elect a vulnerable 78yo over someone that can beat covid tbh

[ducks]

Trump aide has likely been contagious with coronavirus for at least 3 days, health expert warns

[Trainwreck2100]

*looks at calendar*



OCTOBER SURPRISE BOYS!!!!!!!!!

[clambake]

Total bullshit.

[ducks]

Would not shock me if biden has it

[Spurtacular]

How about morvidly obese 70 year olds?

Anyone over 70 is always at risk for death.

You got scammed, Hater. Come to terms.

[ChumpDumper]

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1311900919764713473?s=20

It's a test of strength. We need our president to be battle tested. We can't elect a vulnerable 78yo over someone that can beat covid tbh:lmao

[Robz4000]

Smells like a lie imo. Wouldn't shock me if he goes to rallies while "sick" to show how much the Rona is overblown.

[pgardn]

If he has the strength to beat covid there is even more reason to vote him in again tbh

So you had him losing.
STRENGTH...

Give me a fckn break...

A 100 yo old woman had the STRENGTH.

Women in general have twice the strength.
Kids are the strongest people on Earth.

Fcktard till death do us part.

[hater]

https://twitter.com/minsfvlter/status/1311901779894956032?s=19

[baseline bum]

I don't think that he needs the rallies for anything but to stoke his ego, those things don't actually gain him any voters. This was probably someone else's idea that he resisted, because he doesn't want to miss the rallies, but after even Rasmussen had him down by like 10 points maybe he acquiesced.

Yeah makes much more sense than does the idea about Trump all of a sudden becoming open about catching a virus he downplayed for the entire year and would be in a high risk group had he actually caught it.

[Spurtacular]

Sympathy points should be nullified just base on how shitty he has handled the pandemic and the virus itself.

Cant use a hoax to your benefit when you’re dying from
it, eh?

:lol Tranny sympathy

[Spurminator]

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1311900919764713473?s=20

It's a test of strength. We need our president to be battle tested. We can't elect a vulnerable 78yo over someone that can beat covid tbh

You leaked the talking points early dumbass.

[Trainwreck2100]

as memey as it is though, he'll have the best drugs and I'm sure they're injecting him with convalescent plasma, that was initially meant for a child, so he'll be in tippy top shape in a week

[Will Hunting]

Yeah makes much more sense than does the idea about Trump all of a sudden becoming open about catching a virus he downplayed for the entire year and would be in a high risk group had he actually caught it.
I think I'm more inclined to buy the theory that he knew he had it but still went to the debate on Tuesday knowing it put the Bidens in harm's way.

[pgardn]

https://twitter.com/minsfvlter/status/1311901779894956032?s=19

They will NOT spend two weeks “together”.

Someone would die... and NOT from Covid

[Trainwreck2100]

I think I'm more inclined to buy the theory that he knew he had it but still went to the debate on Tuesday knowing it put the Bidens in harm's way.

they were tested before the event so i don't think that he would have been able to go into it with divulging it.

[Nathan89]

You leaked the talking points early dumbass.

This is the reality of the situation. It's not a "talking point". It would be foolish to elect a vulnerable President.

[Reck]

1311900591174680581 (https://twitter.com/flotus/status/1311900591174680581?s=21)

This just sounds insincere and fake. I’m with baseline bum and clambake on this one. Fake news

[Spurminator]

1311902840013484033

[baseline bum]

they were tested before the event so i don't think that he would have been able to go into it with divulging it.

Who tested them before the debate?

[ElNono]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji/giphy.gif

:lol

[ElNono]

Impossible. He was taking Dr. Darrin's magic potion.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ElNono]

If he dies, he dies...

[pgardn]

Can’t believe him until confirmed independently

If he does and comes through well (he will get better care than anyone on the earth), Hater will anoint him Superman along with the rest of the red team.


as memey as it is though, he'll have the best drugs and I'm sure they're injecting him with convalescent plasma, that was initially meant for a child, so he'll be in tippy top shape in a week

[baseline bum]

:lol

You guys are acting like he got Herman Cain'ed.

[Nathan89]

He would have got it months ago if he didn't shutdown travel from China. That great decision saved so many lives and now the doctors have more knowledge to combat this.

[Spurminator]

This is the reality of the situation. It's not a "talking point". It would be foolish to elect a vulnerable President.

You think the guy who actually got the disease (if you believe that) is the choice for least vulnerable? That's about as stupid as saying you're electing Trump because the media is dishonest.

You're the most easily programmed person I've ever encountered. You're such an easy mark.

[Trainwreck2100]

Who tested them before the debate?

c'mon man that's some qtard shit

[clambake]

CNN, MSNBC, FOX coming together.

Total desperation act by trump.

[Will Hunting]

If he dies, he dies...
I've got "If there's a heaven son, he ain't in it" cued up and ready to go if we're lucky enough to see that.

[baseline bum]

c'mon man that's some qtard shit

You'd put it above Trump to lie about his COVID test? Why?

[hater]

https://twitter.com/tbslonelyheartt/status/1311904198556971009?s=19

[Trainwreck2100]

You guys are acting like he got Herman Cain'ed.

It's just nice when bad things happen to bad people

[pgardn]

He would have got it months ago if he didn't shutdown travel from China. That great decision saved so many lives and now the doctors have more knowledge to combat this.

You are...

a fckn idiot.

[hater]

https://twitter.com/CFCShooterV2/status/1311904553210699777?s=19

[baseline bum]

He would have got it months ago if he didn't shutdown travel from China. That great decision saved so many lives and now the doctors have more knowledge to combat this.

It was already here

[hater]

You'd put it above Trump to lie about his COVID test? Why?

Just enjoy it for at least until tomorrow jeeZ

[Will Hunting]

You'd put it above Trump to lie about his COVID test? Why?
I don't understand why you're so sure this helps him. Just look at this thread - his staunch supporters are out with their usual :cryhe's such a brave wholesome man:cry while the rest of us are either saying it's fake or hoping he dies :lol

[Reck]

Has a 70+ Year old man gotten infected with COVID and went asymptomatic?

Trump is not a healthy man so if he truly has it, he’s probably on a ventilator by now. We know this is bullshit if he’s not in the hospital by later today.

[Nathan89]

This is one of those rare moments where we as a nation can come together and rally around our President.

[Trainwreck2100]

You'd put it above Trump to lie about his COVID test? Why?

He's asshole enough to do that, but it's not just him that would have to stay quiet, i don't see that happening

[hater]

https://twitter.com/iIyhoseok/status/1311905389647101952?s=19

[Will Hunting]

Has a 70+ Year old man gotten infected with COVID and went asymptomatic?

Trump is not a healthy man so if he truly has it, he’s probably on a ventilator by now. We know this is bullshit if he’s not in the hospital by later today.
Plenty of fat old men get it and remain asymptomatic.

[ChumpDumper]

This is one of those rare moments where we as a nation can come together and rally around our President.That was when the pandemic started.

Then Trump failed this nation.

[Nathan89]

I don't understand why you're so sure this helps him. Just look at this thread - his staunch supporters are out with their usual :cryhe's such a brave wholesome man:cry while the rest of us are either saying it's fake or hoping he dies :lol

Anyone wish death upon our President is a disgusting human being tbh

[Will Hunting]

This is one of those rare moments where we as a nation can come together and rally around our President.
:lmao there's no way you can be serious.

Trump is now a caricature of what he's turned America into - a fat COVID-19 infested shitpile that's overleveraged and is falling apart.

[Trainwreck2100]

Has a 70+ Year old man gotten infected with COVID and went asymptomatic?

Trump is not a healthy man so if he truly has it, he’s probably on a ventilator by now. We know this is bullshit if he’s not in the hospital by later today.

He'll be fine in 5 days tops.

[Will Hunting]

DOW futures are already down over 500 points.

There's not a fucking chance Trump would stage something that would tank his beloved stock market.

[Trainwreck2100]

Anyone wish death upon our President is a disgusting human being tbh

My ass you never once hoped Obama would drop dead.

[spurraider21]

This is one of those rare moments where we as a nation can come together and rally around our President.

https://i.gyazo.com/f48f400b7c7452225ee545a786411ea0.png

[ducks]

Oct. 1, 2020, 10:25 PM MST / Updated Oct. 1, 2020, 10:42 PM MST
By NBC News
Here's the letter from the White House physician about President Donald Trump's positive coronavirus test:

MEMORANDUM FOR: KAYLEIGH MCENANY, ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY

FROM: SEAN P. CONLEY, DO, FACEP, PHYSICIAN TO THE PRESIDENT, COMMANDER, U.S. NAVY

SUBJECT: President Donald J. Trump & First Lady Melania Trump’s COVID-19 Tests

I release the following information with the permission of President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump.

This evening I received confirmation that both President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have tested positive for the SARS-CoV-2 virus.

The President and First Lady are both well at this time, and they plan to remain at home within the White House during their convalescence.

The White House medical team and I will maintain a vigilant watch, and I appreciate the support provided by some of our country’s greatest medical professionals and institutions.

Rest assured I expect the President to continue carrying out his duties without disruption while recovering, and I will keep you updated on any future developments.

[Spurminator]

I don't understand why you're so sure this helps him. Just look at this thread - his staunch supporters are out with their usual :cryhe's such a brave wholesome man:cry while the rest of us are either saying it's fake or hoping he dies :lol

The moderates are going to be inundated with stories about how the left was laughing and celebrating the president's diagnosis, and it's going to sway a lot of them.

Also it gets the news off of stories that hurt him. The debates, the Barrett confirmation, and pretty much everything else he does that makes news, has been bad for him recently.

I want to believe it's true, because it would be fucking hilarious and I would be right with everybody else laughing at him, but it's just too good to be true.

[ElNono]

:cry He was outside without a mask and caught the common cold :cry

Yeah, that's why he's going into quarantine... how many times you went into quarantine for the flu, derp?

[spurraider21]

He would have got it months ago if he didn't shutdown travel from China. That great decision saved so many lives and now the doctors have more knowledge to combat this.

https://i.gyazo.com/8bd4e064cdc8964f52d76d6d1909724a.jpg

[Reck]

:lmao there's no way you can be serious.

Trump is now a caricature of what he's turned America into - a fat COVID-19 invested shitpile that's overleveraged and is falling apart.

Hillary faints and she was deemed unfit. This fat ass tests positive for a deadly virus and trumpsters think we should now double down on Trump as a deity.

Jesus what a fucked up cult.

[ChumpDumper]

1311899027311534080

[hater]

https://twitter.com/haroldisafvg/status/1311907014713499650?s=19

[Will Hunting]

The moderates are going to be inundated with stories about how the left was laughing and celebrating the president's diagnosis, and it's going to sway a lot of them.

Also it gets the news off of stories that hurt him. The debates, the Barrett confirmation, and pretty much everything else he does that makes news, has been bad for him recently.

I want to believe it's true, because it would be fucking hilarious and I would be right with everybody else laughing at him, but it's just too good to be true.
The news stories I've been watching for the last 15 minutes are about how reckless Trump and his team were for laughing at masks. I don't think the major news outlets are going to take their foot off Trump's throat just because he has an asymptomatic case of COVID-19.

[spurraider21]

life comes at you fast

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjTNn44X0AEtwpP?format=jpg&name=900x900

[Spurminator]

The news stories I've been watching for the last 15 minutes are about how reckless Trump and his team were for laughing at masks. I don't think the major news outlets are going to take their foot off Trump's throat just because he has an asymptomatic case of COVID-19.

I hope you're right.

[hater]

DOW futures are already down over 500 points.

There's not a fucking chance Trump would stage something that would tank his beloved stock market.

Dump also would never want to look weak. And like stupid ass after calling it a hoax.

Im 100% he got it

[Nathan89]

It's a tough battle. Let's just see if Trump can overcome it.

[ChumpDumper]

It's a tough battle.When did you have COVID?

[ElNono]

You guys are acting like he got Herman Cain'ed.

I think it's hilarious this guy downplayed the virus all year, actually told Woodward it was serious, and now got it.

[Reck]

Where’s Joe? Somebody should check he’s still alive. Wrap that baby up in bubble wrap.

Basement time.

[Will Hunting]

Dump also would never want to look weak. And like stupid ass after calling it a hoax.

Im 100% he got it
Exactly. Would Kim Jong Un ever let a story get out that he tested positive for something? Trump is more or less cut from the same cloth of wanting his supporters to think he's invincible.

Trump wants his supporters to think COVID-19 is a hoax, I really don't see how him testing positive makes that easier.

[ElNono]

https://twitter.com/CFCShooterV2/status/1311904553210699777?s=19

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

It's a tough battle. Let's just see if Trump can overcome it.

Everyone else

litterally everyone else

seriously every other person on the planet

"It's the sniffles"


Trump

:cry it's a battle :cry

[clambake]

Total horseshit.

[baseline bum]

I think it's hilarious this guy downplayed the virus all year, actually told Woodward it was serious, and now got it.

Still don't understand why any of you believe Trump's word.

[clambake]

Trump announced he has covid.

Complete bullshit.

[ElNono]

At least Pence can :cry pray to god for recovery :cry

[Will Hunting]

At least Pence can :cry pray to god for recovery :cry
What do you think god is punishing Trump for? Has he maybe been too nice to teh gays?

[clambake]

Still don't understand why any of you believe Trump's word.

Absolute lie.

[ElNono]

life comes at you fast

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjTNn44X0AEtwpP?format=jpg&name=900x900

:rollin

[Will Hunting]

The idea that he's faking this is Trump derangement syndrome if I've ever seen it.

[ElNono]

What do you think god is punishing Trump for? Has he maybe been too nice to teh gays?

probably for denouncing the Proud Boys, tbh...

[hater]

https://twitter.com/Freddychini/status/1311909408318935041?s=19

[Will Hunting]

probably for denouncing the Proud Boys, tbh...
Shit, that's definitely it!

[baseline bum]

Anyone wish death upon our President is a disgusting human being tbh

Won't shed a tear if he joins the other 212,000.

[Spurtacular]

American hero braved the paranoia and is now going to show us how sniffles is not a big deal.

Thank you, President Trump for being a patriot.

[Nathan89]

Total horseshit.

You must've had rally tickets. Yeah, that's a bummer.

[Reck]

The idea that he's faking this is Trump derangement syndrome if I've ever seen it.

Dude Trump is a massive liar and has nothing but shills around him. Doctors included.

[Spurminator]

1311908785380708353

[ChumpDumper]

American hero braved the paranoia and is now going to show us how sniffles is not a big deal.

Thank you, President Trump for being a patriot.lol meltdown

[ElNono]

American hero braved the paranoia and is now going to show us how sniffles is not a big deal.

Thank you, President Trump for being a patriot.

lol big fonts

[hater]

:lmao fuck

https://twitter.com/DrJillStein/status/1311909646282756096?s=19

[baseline bum]

The idea that he's faking this is Trump derangement syndrome if I've ever seen it.

Don't know why Trump's word should mean anything to you man.

[ElNono]

Won't shed a tear if he joins the other 212,000.

You better update that count, then we can all laugh at Thread together

[spurraider21]

It's a tough battle. Let's just see if Trump can overcome it.

https://s.abcnews.com/images/International/180131_vod_orig_northkorea_16x9_992.jpg

[Spurminator]

The idea that he's faking this is Trump derangement syndrome if I've ever seen it.

I'll say I'm skeptical. Very skeptical.

There's no political capital in proclaiming the virus as fake anymore. They're selling MAGA masks, for god's sake. There's a lot to gain here and there isn't a line these people won't cross.

[Reck]

Trumpers are fucked in the head. Weirdo fucks

[hater]

Don't know why Trump's word should mean anything to you man.

You wilm regret not enjoying this ma nig

[Will Hunting]

Dude Trump is a massive liar and has nothing but shills around him. Doctors included.
Fine, but ultimately this stems from the underlying paranoia that Trump has some magical genius he used to win in 2016 and he's now using it again.

I'm usually the first one to start sounding the alarms on how Biden is BLOWING IT, but I just don't see how this is going to be a boon for Trump. People are tired of the never-ending reality TV, and this is just more of it.

[ElNono]

This is one of those rare moments where we as a nation can come together and rally around our President.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/004/130/bagdad-bob.jpg

[baseline bum]

You wilm regret not enjoying this ma nig

Now if he really has it and gave it to Meadows and McConnell and Cocaine Mitch ends up on a vent I'll crack a Stone IPA in celebration.

[baseline bum]

Fine, but ultimately this stems from the underlying paranoia that Trump has some magical genius he used to win in 2016 and he's now using it again.

I'm usually the first one to start sounding the alarms on how Biden is BLOWING IT, but I just don't see how this is going to be a boon for Trump. People are tired of the never-ending reality TV, and this is just more of it.

Can't Trump just be stupid?

[Nathan89]

:lmao fuck

https://twitter.com/DrJillStein/status/1311909646282756096?s=19

This comment helps Trump. Bless her for being a shitty person that will appeal to the lunatics.

[Spurminator]

And if it's fake, I definitely don't think it's Trump's idea. Could be that McConnell (or whoever) finally said fuck it, you're going to lose at this pace, so you'll play along with this charade so we can protect a couple Senate seats or we start leaking some serious shit about you.

[Robz4000]

Fine, but ultimately this stems from the underlying paranoia that Trump has some magical genius he used to win in 2016 and he's now using it again.

I'm usually the first one to start sounding the alarms on how Biden is BLOWING IT, but I just don't see how this is going to be a boon for Trump. People are tired of the never-ending reality TV, and this is just more of it.

Bruh, I know loads of MAGAers who eat this shit up on the regular sadly. Just goes to show how far the US has fallen.

[Will Hunting]

Can't Trump just be stupid?
If you're saying Trump is faking it just because he's stupid that's more plausible than he's faking it as part of an elaborate election strategy.

[Trainwreck2100]

Now if he really has it and gave it to Meadows and McConnell and Cocaine Mitch ends up on a vent I'll crack a Stone IPA in celebration.

If he offs cocaine mitch I'll consider not voting Biden

[Robz4000]

If he offs cocaine mitch I'll consider not voting Biden

Same

[clambake]

Won't shed a tear if he joins the other 212,000.

He’s lying.

[Reck]

Fine, but ultimately this stems from the underlying paranoia that Trump has some magical genius he used to win in 2016 and he's now using it again.

I'm usually the first one to start sounding the alarms on how Biden is BLOWING IT, but I just don't see how this is going to be a boon for Trump. People are tired of the never-ending reality TV, and this is just more of it.

I wanna think it’s all fake just to save me the heartache of thinking Biden might have it as well.

Even though they never shook hands and were six feet apart, it has been proven this virus travels more than just 6 feet. Scientists say it can go a cross the entire length of a room. There was a lot of shouting in that debate, let’s not forget.

[FrostKing]

Hero

[baseline bum]

If you're saying Trump is faking it just because he's stupid that's more plausible than he's faking it as part of an elaborate election strategy.

Trump has been a fuckup all year. If he would have just got China to make him a bunch of MAGA masks in February we'd be doing a hell of a lot better with COVID and he'd be cruising to re-election. I don't think there is any elaborate election strategy in him faking it though. Just fake it, tweet every day for two weeks about how well he's doing, do some broadcasts, and then say see, it really was no big deal. Just a little flu.

[baseline bum]

He’s lying.

Yeah most likely

[Nathan89]

This is one of those rare moments where we as a nation can come together and rally around our President.

https://twitter.com/maddow/status/1311898510699134977?s=20

It's happening.gif

[spurraider21]

Trump has been a fuckup all year. If he would have just got China to make him a bunch of MAGA masks in February we'd be doing a hell of a lot better with COVID and he'd be cruising to re-election. I don't think there is any elaborate election strategy in him faking it though. Just fake it, tweet every day for two weeks about how well he's doing, do some broadcasts, and then say see, it really was no big deal. Just a little flu.
i dont see how "just a little flu" sells when we've had over 200k deaths and counting

[baseline bum]

Hero

Only if he gave it to McConnell and they both get intubated tbh

[Spurminator]

Telling that he didn't call it the Chinese Virus when he allegedly got it.

[clambake]

He has the gulf of Tonkin covid.

[ChumpDumper]

https://twitter.com/maddow/status/1311898510699134977?s=20

It's happening.gifRachel goes high.

Typhoid Donald is still losing.

[baseline bum]

i dont see how "just a little flu" sells when we've had over 200k deaths and counting

It's pretty much his only play after saying it for eight months now.

[clambake]

Bone spur doc says he has covid lol

[spurraider21]

It's happening.gif

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DeafeningWellmadeKawala-small.gif

[clambake]

Give trump some credit.....cuz he ain’t got no cash.

[Will Hunting]

https://twitter.com/maddow/status/1311898510699134977?s=20

It's happening.gif
Hey Chris was daddeh watching her show when she tweeted this? I hope that was a great father son moment for you!

[spurraider21]

It's pretty much his only play after saying it for eight months now.
i just dont think that would be the message because nobody would buy it

if he was faking it, which i'm not convinced of, the motive i would see is just to change the news cycle from the debate debacle, the white nationalist shit, the contentious SCOTUS situation, and give him an out to avoid at least 1 debate... and perhaps the bonus sympathy points around him getting better

i dont see him lying to use this as a pitch about how safe the virus is, because nobody is going to be buying that as we start making our way toward a quarter of a million dead

[Trainwreck2100]

Only if he gave it to McConnell and they both get intubated tbh

if he gave it to cocaine they run the risk with their supreme court nominee before the election, can she be confirmed by zoom?

[Spurminator]

Hey Chris (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=1656) was daddeh watching her show when she tweeted this? I hope that was a great father son moment for you!

:lmao :lmao

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GenerousLinedDavidstiger-small.gif

[hater]

https://twitter.com/AlanCracknell/status/1311914432688254982?s=19

[hater]

:wow

https://twitter.com/alex2yc/status/1311914745348280322?s=19

[ChumpDumper]

Has he tried putting a light inside himself yet?

Like a cleaning?

[hater]

Weve got a potential superspreader event

https://twitter.com/raincoaster/status/1311916203817029632?s=19

[R. DeMurre]

Everyone that was on that Marine One helicopter ride with Hope Hicks very likely has it because they were in close quarters without masks. That's Kushner, Stephen Miller, & Dan Scavino for sure, and a few more. If Kushner has it, there's a good chance Ivanka has it, etc., etc... I wouldn't be surprised if there are a half dozen positives in the next two days from the cabinet and their families.

[spurraider21]

Weve got a potential superspreader event

https://twitter.com/raincoaster/status/1311916203817029632?s=19
no mitch...

[Spurminator]

I'm less skeptical now, this is far too advanced for a Trump/McConnell conspiracy.

1311883569086623744

[hater]

I'm less skeptical now, this is far too advanced for a Trump/McConnell conspiracy.

1311883569086623744

I happen to be in town. Hearing lots of jets tbqh

[Trainwreck2100]

Weve got a potential superspreader event

https://twitter.com/raincoaster/status/1311916203817029632?s=19


Calling it now Trump sacrifices Rudy and Tiffany

no mitch...

It's about contact though just because mitch wasn't there doesn't mean it couldn't be given to him later on

[FrostKing]

Only if he gave it to McConnell and they both get intubated tbh
Haha. I prefer Mitch over Lindsay Graham

[Will Hunting]

Weve got a potential superspreader event

https://twitter.com/raincoaster/status/1311916203817029632?s=19
Would be better if I could direct embed the video, but this comes to mind :lol

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/dcd2c027-4a75-41a3-8c37-38986f88e1e4

[Trainwreck2100]

Trump loved by the hicks, but killed by a Hicks

[Reck]

In the debate the entire Biden side was wearing masks. The Trump’s...not so much.

[Splits]

pretty sure Barrett has to quarantine now

[Will Hunting]

pretty sure Barrett has to quarantine now
:lmao if COVID-19 ends up getting Trump out of office and saving RBG's seat

[Reck]

pretty sure Barrett has to quarantine now

Wonder what this does to the confirmation process. Does the senate still goes ahead with this with Trump on his deathbed?






















Hells yes.

[Splits]

honestly surprised Melania has it, guess she was sucking Hicks' pussy cuz she sure as fuck didn't catch it from him

[DJR210]

I think it's a political move the. Anither lie.

[DJR210]

Has a 70+ Year old man gotten infected with COVID and went asymptomatic?

Trump is not a healthy man so if he truly has it, he’s probably on a ventilator by now. We know this is bullshit if he’s not in the hospital by later today.

:lol

[Splits]

Fox is showing the 2 pictures of Trump wearing a mask on loop :lmao

[Reck]

1311917943182233600 (https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1311917943182233600?s=21)

What a goddamn piece of shit, idiot.

[Trainwreck2100]

Wonder what this does to the confirmation process. Does the senate still goes ahead with this with Trump on his deathbed?






















Hells yes.

if he's on his death bed the presidency goes to pence and grassley becomes the senate pro tempore but then they lose his tiebreaker vote, have all senators said they are on board?

[Will Hunting]

1311917943182233600 (https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1311917943182233600?s=21)

What a goddamn piece of shit, idiot.
It’s one thing for him to expose the rubes to COVID, I don’t think his donors are going to appreciate him exposing them very much :lol

[DJR210]

Fox is showing the 2 pictures of Trump wearing a mask on loop :lmao

Lol and a goofy ass pic of him smiling like if he's a good guy

[Trainwreck2100]

It’s one thing for him to expose the rubes to COVID, I don’t think his donors are going to appreciate him exposing them very much :lol

and you know he shook the hands of those rich whiteys

[TimDunkem]

COVID dunking on everyone in 2020.

[phxspurfan]

A reason to declare an emergency and delay the election. It may be attempted

[ElNono]

Hopefully Hannity got it too, tbh... 2 birds, one stone, etc...

[Trainwreck2100]

If he’s lying, it’s a reason to declare an emergency and delay the election. It may be attempted

no chance, he can't delay election without an act of congress

[Spurs Homer]

Anyone wish death upon our President is a disgusting human being tbh


anyone who watched trump commit treason at helsinki and still calls him “our president” is a stupid complicit piece of shit

[Reck]

A reason to declare an emergency and delay the election. It may be attempted

Lol why?

Because a denier didn’t take this seriously even after letting 200 thousand Americans die? Let’s reward him with a delay of an election. :lmao

[clambake]

Another lie.

They don’t have covid.

This is for your entertainment.

[Trainwreck2100]

Biden and wallace need to go dark ASAP, all the yelling Trump did probably shot particulate far enough for both of them. Worst case scenario for trump though is biden gets it, survives, but then his wife dies of it. Trump ends up killing Biden's wife.

[phxspurfan]

no chance, he can't delay election without an act of congress

Just spitballing something a desperate candidate might try. Not saying it’s going to happen

[Spurtacular]

Biden and wallace need to go dark ASAP, all the yelling Trump did probably shot particulate far enough for both of them. Worst case scenario for trump though is biden gets it, survives, but then his wife dies of it. Trump ends up killing Biden's wife.

You've been watching too many Hollywood movies.

[Trainwreck2100]

lie or not, this is the biggest public existential threat to a sitting president in generations, it's history

[spurraider21]

You've been watching too many Hollywood movies.
says mr Plandemic :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

Trump going along w the Covid scamdemic. I wonder if his brainless supporters will call this 5D chess or even worst, they will believe that Covid is real.

[Trainwreck2100]

You've been watching too many Hollywood movies.

Trump's worst case scenario is he kills biden's wife, he's not dying so that's not on the table

[TheGreatYacht]

5D chess. Next on the agenda is for Trump to convince his supporters to take the vacccine. Trust the plan!

We Are Q!

[Spurs Homer]

Has anyone looked deep in trumps ass and informed Hannity that trump tested positive?

[clambake]

5D chess. Next on the agenda is for Trump to convince his supporters to take the vacccine. Trust the plan!

We Are Q!
Damn

You are a we guy. You need a “we” to help you process your life choices?

[Spurs Homer]

I like people who test negative!

[Spurs Homer]

Russia might not get their 421 million dollars back!

[Splits]

if he hadn't taken the test, he wouldn't have it

[ChumpDumper]

Conspicuous silence about the status of Pence tbh. This is a national security issue.

[Splits]

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[Reck]

Welp Mark Meadows has tested negative. Probably because he low key wears a mask when Trump’s not looking.

1311914403135094784 (https://twitter.com/finnygo/status/1311914403135094784?s=21)

[Chris]

Our country is going to need him to overcome this great battle.

Teflon Don bruv :tu

[TheGreatYacht]

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1311900919764713473?s=20

It's a test of strength. We need our president to be battle tested. We can't elect a vulnerable 78yo over someone that can beat covid tbh

Covid is a hoax. Next on the agenda is to convince Trump supporters to take the vaccine. Trump is gonna pull the rug out of you just like all the Evangelical churches have betrayed their cult members promoting the vaccine.

[Spurtacular]

says mr Plandemic :lol

CIA aren't the bad guys in the Hollywood movies, Lite.

[Splits]

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[cd021]

This has all the potential to give Trump’s dying campaign (no pun intended) a shot in the arm and boost it.

America, we love to throw pity parties to sick people. If he beats this and isnt immediately hospitalized and put on a ventilator, this can help his chances.


I don't buy that at all tbh. He's been downplaying it since the beginning and now he catches it. That's the definition of irony and is likely to make him look worse, not better.

Also, he may miss the next debate and two weeks of self-quarantining means that he can't hold rally's with five weeks 32 days left and down big in the polls.

[ElNono]

Comments are fucking sick. Hope he gets through this. This will help his numbers, but I dont give a fuck about that or the Presidency. Best wishes

https://media1.giphy.com/media/8gwgQZR82xB2o/giphy.gif

[Splits]

I get Pence/Don Jr/Cuckner/Ivanka in the field too, in the very real case Trump dies of covid.

Called it

[Splits]

He’s literally going to die on Nov 3rd