The Official RIP Democrat Candidates Thread

[Spurtacular]

Starting with Senate Democrat candidate, Theresa Greenfield in Iowa.

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[Spurtacular]

RIP Cal Cunningham, Democrat Senate candidate in North Carolina.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=901XhTCF_AE

[Spurtacular]

RIP John Hickenlooper, Democratic Senate Candidate in Colorado.

Using state funds for his own legal defense against ethics charges.

https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/next/hickenloopers-attorney-in-ethics-investigation-is-paid-for-by-post-911-economic-recovery-fund/73-11394c7d-3176-41e5-b643-3e3845f2862e

[Spurtacular]

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[Winehole23]

Self-soothing thread.

Where does it hurt?

[Spurtacular]

Self-soothing thread.

Where does it hurt?

List the Republican senatorial candidates you're supporting, self-described conservative.

[Winehole23]

List the Republican senatorial candidates you're supporting, self-described conservative.Leaving aside the fact that the Republicans have been the radicals in government for 25 years, I'm probably not a conservative in any way you'd understand. I'd like to conserve the pre 2001 status quo ante.

[Spurtacular]

Leaving aside the fact that the Republicans have been the radicals in government for 25 years, I'm probably not a conservative in any way you'd understand. I'd like to conserve the pre 2001 status quo ante.

So, zero. Come to terms with the fact that you're a Democrat, blakeold.

[Winehole23]

(also, the pre-2008-9 status quo ante, Bush/Obama greased the skids for Trump)

[Winehole23]

So, zero. Come to terms with the fact that you're a Democrat, blakeold.The GOP needs to be burned down to the ground. They're not conservatives, they're dangerous radicals and fascistic to boot.

(The Dems are only marginally better, but I'll take better over worse every time)

[Winehole23]

Which Dems do you back, Spurtacular?

[Spurtacular]

The GOP needs to be burned down to the ground. They're not conservatives, they're dangerous radicals and fascistic to boot.

(The Dems are only marginally better, but I'll take better over worse every time)

Yea, where have all the Bob Dole Repubs who were best friends with Joe Biden gone?

[Winehole23]

Yea, where have all the Bob Dole Repubs who were best friends with Joe Biden gone?Answer your own question.

Where are they?

[Spurtacular]

Which Dems do you back, Spurtacular (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49615)?

None currently. I was supporting Tulsi Gabbard.
It's unfortunate that your overlords pick the winners.
Poor lady never had a chance.

[Winehole23]

None currently. I was supporting Tulsi Gabbard.
It's unfortunate that your overlords pick the winners.
Poor lady never had a chance.:cry

[Spurtacular]

:cry

That makes a Democrat like you cry, huh?

[Winehole23]

That makes a Democrat like you cry, huh?Nope, just channling your sorrow over Tulsi. :cry

[Spurtacular]

Answer your own question.

Where are they?

They're the same as they ever were, blakeold.

[Spurtacular]

Nope, just channling your orrow over Tulsi. :cry

Why? You a Tulsi fan?

[Winehole23]

They're the same as they ever were, blakeold.That's a blank reply.

[Spurtacular]

That's a blank reply.

No. Just one that doesn't comfort your manufactured view of reality.

[Winehole23]

No. Just one that doesn't comfort your manufactured view of reality.Your comment was devoid of content.

You're just waving your hands at what you mean to say, as usual.

[Winehole23]

Why? You a Tulsi fan?Nope.

She a New Age cultist.

[Winehole23]

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/11/06/what-does-tulsi-gabbard-believe
https://culteducation.com/group/1298-science-of-identity/35033-why-is-tulsi-gabbard-paying-this-obscure-consultant-big-bucks.html

[Spurtacular]

Nope.

She a New Age cultist.

She's not the dead weight neocon you've been ordered to support.

[Winehole23]

She's not the dead weight neocon you've been ordered to support. If I don't like Trump, what's the alternative?

[Spurtacular]

If I don't like Trump, what's the alternative?

You're a Democrat. Your alternative is apparently Kasich and the like.

[Winehole23]

You're a Democrat. Your alternative is apparently Kasich and the like.You are not good mind reader either.

[Spurtacular]

You are not good mind reader either.

Tell us who your alternatives are besides Democrats. It's your deal, not mine, blakeold. :lol

[Winehole23]

Tell us who your alternatives are besides Democrats. It's your deal, not mine, blakeold. :lolIn this fecal duopoly, both ends of the stick are shitty, shitty, but the person matters.

Trump is a maniac and a rank failure.

[Spurtacular]

In this fecal duopoly, both ends of the stick are shitty, shitty, but the person matters.

Yet you seem to really like sucking on one end of that stick. :lol

[Spurtacular]

Trump is a maniac and a rank failure.

Do you follow David Pakman?

[SnakeBoy]

You're a Democrat. Your alternative is apparently Kasich and the like.

Whinehole fancies himself an old school Whig. His big issues are protecting American workers from unfair trade practices, avoiding regime change wars, ending cold war military stance, limiting the power of the intelligence agencies. That's why he's a proud Biden supporter :lol

[koriwhat]

Whinehole fancies himself an old school Whig. His big issues are protecting American workers from unfair trade practices, avoiding regime change wars, ending cold war military stance, limiting the power of the intelligence agencies. That's why he's a proud Biden supporter :lol

:tu

[Spurtacular]

Whinehole fancies himself an old school Whig. His big issues are protecting American workers from unfair trade practices, avoiding regime change wars, ending cold war military stance, limiting the power of the intelligence agencies. That's why he's a proud Biden supporter :lol

He's a hardcore system Democrat when the rubber meets the road. Never seen a guy in so much denial.

[Spurtacular]

Do you follow David Pakman?
Winehole23

[Winehole23]

Whinehole fancies himself an old school Whig. His big issues are protecting American workers from unfair trade practices, avoiding regime change wars, ending cold war military stance, limiting the power of the intelligence agencies. That's why he's a proud Biden supporter :lolNah.

I'm proud to vote against Trump, but a reluctant Biden voter. I will vote for him though.

(things will not magically change if Biden wins)

[Winehole23]

Do you follow David Pakman?Who dat?

[Spurtacular]

Who dat?

If someone told me you were him I wouldn't be too surprised.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfZvQsDBJGI

[Winehole23]

If someone told me you were him I wouldn't be too surprised.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfZvQsDBJGISwing and a miss

[Spurtacular]

Swing and a miss

How so?

[spurraider21]

If someone told me you were him I wouldn't be too surprised.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfZvQsDBJGI
you find this kind of content entertaining? bizarre

that channel has a pretty weird about of jesse lee peterson content. you a fan of that guy? :lol

[Spurtacular]

you find this kind of content entertaining? bizarre

that channel has a pretty weird about of jesse lee peterson content. you a fan of that guy? :lol

I've caught some Jesse Lee Peterson clips. I think he's okay.

I imagine he triggers you.

[spurraider21]

I've caught some Jesse Lee Peterson clips. I think he's okay.

I imagine he triggers you.
his lack of mental capacity has certainly triggered me in the few times ive come across clips of his

his sheer stupidity can be AMAZIN

[Spurtacular]

his lack of mental capacity has certainly triggered me in the few times ive come across clips of his

Has Blake's lack of mental capacity triggered you? Or is this something only reserved for your enemies?

[spurraider21]

Has Blake (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3460)'s lack of mental capacity triggered you? Or is this something only reserved for your enemies?
jesse lee peterson is a very special character (speech impediment aside).

his only real intellectual rivals here are probably you, chris, ducks, spurshomer

[Spurtacular]

jesse lee peterson is a very special character (speech impediment aside).

his only real intellectual rivals here are probably you, chris, ducks, spurshomer

But you're not triggered by blake's lack of mental capacity.

[spurraider21]

But you're not triggered by blake's lack of mental capacity.
jesse lee peterson is on a different plane entirely

[Spurtacular]

jesse lee peterson is on a different plane entirely

How so?

[Spurtacular]

Montana governor Steve Bullock on life support.

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[Spurtacular]

Democrats gonna lose their rat infested district?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QziuHeen_w

[Spurtacular]

This should be a kill shot, too. But urban blacks are the most ignorant voting block in America.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3wMj24GjtA&feature=youtu.be

[Spurtacular]

Do it, Maryland's 7th District (Baltimore)!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVNZqUdQ-o8

[Spurtacular]

https://patch.com/img/cdn20/users/22976176/20200819/023105/styles/patch_image/public/anna___19142543295.jpg

[Winehole23]

lol sniping at would be backbenchers

(pungent flop sweat)

[Spurtacular]

lol sniping at would be backbenchers

(pungent flop sweat)

David Packman would be proud of that attempt at humor.

[Spurtacular]

Bye Charlie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UneIRhh2uQs&feature=emb_logo

[Spurtacular]

RIP Democrat senator Gary Peters ("The Invisible Man") of Michigan.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbcBv6AsxDs

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77C65kr7JVo

[Spurtacular]

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Like Biden even knows what's going on.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao Hidin' With Biden

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Chris

[ChumpDumper]

Extramarital affairs bad now.

[Spurtacular]

RIP Barbara Boiler, KS Dem Senate candidate

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[Spurtacular]

Good luck beating Mitch, fella.

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[Spurtacular]

RIP Unhinged Chumpettes

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[Chris]

:lmao Hidin' With Biden

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Chris

Media run interference - GO!!!

[ElNono]

Good luck beating Mitch, fella.

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Who's the guy on the left?

[Spurtacular]

Who's the guy on the left?

Dunno. He could use a haircut though.

[Rummpd]

So who now wins Senate?

[Spurtacular]

So who now wins Senate?

Repubs. It's just a question of whether it'll be a slaughter or not.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-2f0WH4p3s

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPa06-kLUg

[Reck]

:lol derp coping in his own thread.

[Will Hunting]

:lmao MAGAtards thinking Maxine has any chance of losing her election

[baseline bum]

Derp going foldren levels of shitposting

[Spurtacular]

:lmao MAGAtards thinking Maxine has any chance of losing her election

You a big Maxine Waters fan?

[Spurtacular]

:cry Diversity is our strength :cry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43e5RPS_cMQ

[Spurtacular]

Trump surge in MN hitting Tina Smith hard. Nice.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/minnesota-senate-race-dramatically-narrows-lewis-smith

[Chris]

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1319670014623076352?s=19

[Spurtacular]

RIP Mark Kelly

https://nationalfile.com/exclusive-democrat-senate-candidate-mark-kellys-yearbook-shows-him-dressed-as-hitler/

[Spurtacular]

Buzz Aldrin picks Arizona Republican McSally over fellow astronaut Kelly


https://www.foxnews.com/politics/buzz-aldrin-martha-mcsally-arizona

Still RIP Gabby's beta husband

[Reck]

Buzz Aldrin picks Arizona Republican McSally over fellow astronaut Kelly


https://www.foxnews.com/politics/buzz-aldrin-martha-mcsally-arizona

Still RIP Gabby's beta husband

Want to bet your main account that she loses? I'll put mine on the line.

[Spurtacular]

Want to bet your main account that she loses? I'll put mine on the line.

That's like betting Larry Bird vs. Jeff Lamp.

The board would do just fine without you.

[Reck]

That's like betting Larry Bird vs. Jeff Lamp.

The board would do just fine without you.

Folding again like I knew you would. Pussy beta derp, per par.

[Spurtacular]

Folding again like I knew you would. Pussy beta derp, per par.

I know you think you're hot shit cos you have a thread named after you.

But keep in mind you're yoked with the board cuckold. Frankly, it doesn't get lower.

[Spurtacular]

One small step for man. One giant step for mankind.

Bye Kelly, you beta bitch...

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[ChumpDumper]

:lol derp folds

[DMC]

Want to bet your main account that she loses? I'll put mine on the line.

You're a known welcher. No one will bet you anything.

[tholdren]

:lol derp folds

Chumpdump every thread after he has no evidence to substantiate his ignorance

[ElNono]

^ gossip.... f:lolldren talking about evidence :lmao:lmao:lmao

[Spurtacular]

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[MASSA]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

[ChumpDumper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

This thing is a stupid thing.

Stop doing this stupid thing.

[MASSA]

https://defendernetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/5f09c969-20e9-4516-b317-73b723dfd8f3-1.png

[Spurtacular]

Fair article in WP

https://www.aei.org/op-eds/the-media-is-the-big-loser-of-the-2020-election/

In North Carolina, with the exception of the GOP Trafalgar Group, not a single poll (https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/senate/nc/north_carolina_senate_tillis_vs_cunningham-6908.html) in the past month showed Sen. Thom Tillis (R) winning his race; he leads by nearly two points. In Iowa, Sen. Joni Ernst (R) was supposed to be endangered, but won by nearly seven points. In Montana, Sen. Steve Daines (R) was supposed to be in a nail-biter, but won by 10.

:cry But she didn't know the price of a soy bean. :cry

-- Chumpettes

:lmao :rollin

[ElNono]

Here's some music to soothe you, derp...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

[spurraider21]

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Narrator: It didn't come.

[Spurtacular]

Narrator: It didn't come.

American People: STOP THE STEAL!!!!

[ElNono]

Dumb Trumptards: STOP THE STEAL!!!!

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