****OFFICIAL Week 5 Game Thread, Sponsored By COVID-Infected Stephon Gilmore's Intimacy With Patrick Mahomes****

[Millennial_Messiah]

NFL
October 11, 2020 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS


CBS EARLY
https://506sports.com/2020/05-CBS-E.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Las Vegas @ Kansas City
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

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Cincinnati @ Baltimore
Greg Gumbel, Rich Gannon

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Jacksonville @ Houston
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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Buffalo @ Tennessee
Tom McCarthy, Jay Feely



CBS LATE https://506sports.com/2020/05-CBS-L.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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NY Giants @ Dallas
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Denver @ New England
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

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Indianapolis @ Cleveland
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta




FOX SINGLE https://506sports.com/2020/05-FOX.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Philadelphia @ Pittsburgh
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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LA Rams @ Washington
Brandon Gaudin, Daryl Johnston

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Carolina @ Atlanta
Chris Myers, Brock Huard

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Arizona @ NY Jets
Kevin Kugler, Chris Spielman

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Miami @ San Francisco (LATE)
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

Thursday Night: Tampa Bay @ Chicago (FOX/NFLN)
Sunday Night: Minnesota @ Seattle (NBC)
Monday Night: LA Chargers @ New Orleans (ESPN)

[Millennial_Messiah]

BIG NEWS: Stephen Gilmore has the deadly COVID-19 virus, and, it's quite likely that Patrick Mahomes will now have contracted it as well:

https://brobible.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/stephongilmore.jpg?w=640


This could change the landscape of the AFC, potentially seriously favoring Buffalo (why do they get all the lucky chance breaks these days?!) KC plays in Buffalo next week.

[spurraider21]

if mahomes caught it the raiders have a chance :lol

[DAF86]

lol at thinking the guy will immediately get it just because he exchanged greetings with someone that has it.

Didn't a Chiefs backup QB guy, that practiced with Mahomes everyday of the week, got it and Mahomes didn't catch it?

[Millennial_Messiah]

lol at thinking the guy will immediately get it just because he exchanged greetings with someone that has it.

Didn't a Chiefs backup QB guy, that practiced with Mahomes everyday of the week, got it and Mahomes didn't catch it?

It wasn't just the high five and arm hug, it was a borderline french kiss of the helmets. They looked like they were going to go out on a BBQ prime rib date in KC and finish the night with burnt ends.

[phxspurfan]

Enough random bullshit please. Don't infect Mahomes just in time for DHops and Michael Thomas to be healthy. I won't stand for being 1-4 with this roster

[Millennial_Messiah]

Week 5 Predictions:

TB @ CHI - Tampa Tom is the GOAT and Chicago's offense has been anemic lately.

LAR @ WAS - The Rams have established themselves as the 2nd best team in the stacked NFC West and the 'Skins are awful and starting a backup QB now.
BUF @ TEN - If the game is actually played on schedule (big if), the Titans are depleted and stressed by COVID-19, just ravaged.
PHI @ PIT - Upset of the week. The Steelers seem like a buzzsaw but they had an unexpected bye last week. The Eagles could actually have something now.
AZ @ NYJ - 'Zona and Kyler Murray rebound from two poor losses to beat the worst team in football.
LV @ KC - Assuming Mahomes doesn't have COVID, this should be a categorical victory for the Chiefs. If Mahomes doesn't play, this pick changes to the Raiders.
JAX @ HOU - Neither team is very good, but I'm picking Minshew and the Jaguars on the road. Houston sucks nuts this year and is in complete turmoil.
CIN @ BAL - Another categorical victory for the Ravens. Ravens are still pretenders until they win a truly "hard" game.
CAR @ ATL - Another loss could put Dan Quinn's job finally in grave jeopardy. Panthers have overachieved this year.
MIA @ SF - 49ers should get important pieces back this week, especially Garoppolo. A bad conference home loss last week will hurt them down the road.
NYG @ DAL - This is my other upset pick. The Giants offense is coming in ranked dead last, 32nd, Jason Garrett-led. But Jason Garrett will get his unlikely revenge, at the expense of Jerry Jones' sanity.
IND @ CLE - Indiana is emerging as an excellent, defensive, running football team. Their week 1 loss is an aberration. The Browns won't score 49 points again.
DEN @ NE - Categorical victory for the Patriots against a hapless opponent, even without their best player on offense and best player on defense both out with COVID.
MIN @ SEA - Categorical win for the Seahawks who just keep rolling, though the Vikings will be better than they looked the first couple weeks.

LAC @ NO - Hurricane Delta could put the location in jeopardy, but the Saints are in any case by far the superior team.

[SpursforSix]

Week 5 Predictions:

TB @ CHI - Tampa Tom is the GOAT and Chicago's offense has been anemic lately.

LAR @ WAS - The Rams have established themselves as the 2nd best team in the stacked NFC West and the 'Skins are awful and starting a backup QB now.
BUF @ TEN - If the game is actually played on schedule (big if), the Titans are depleted and stressed by COVID-19, just ravaged.
PHI @ PIT - Upset of the week. The Steelers seem like a buzzsaw but they had an unexpected bye last week. The Eagles could actually have something now.
AZ @ NYJ - 'Zona and Kyler Murray rebound from two poor losses to beat the worst team in football.
LV @ KC - Assuming Mahomes doesn't have COVID, this should be a categorical victory for the Chiefs. If Mahomes doesn't play, this pick changes to the Raiders.
JAX @ HOU - Neither team is very good, but I'm picking Minshew and the Jaguars on the road. Houston sucks nuts this year and is in complete turmoil.
CIN @ BAL - Another categorical victory for the Ravens. Ravens are still pretenders until they win a truly "hard" game.
CAR @ ATL - Another loss could put Dan Quinn's job finally in grave jeopardy. Panthers have overachieved this year.
MIA @ SF - 49ers should get important pieces back this week, especially Garoppolo. A bad conference home loss last week will hurt them down the road.
NYG @ DAL - This is my other upset pick. The Giants offense is coming in ranked dead last, 32nd, Jason Garrett-led. But Jason Garrett will get his unlikely revenge, at the expense of Jerry Jones' sanity.
IND @ CLE - Indiana is emerging as an excellent, defensive, running football team. Their week 1 loss is an aberration. The Browns won't score 49 points again.
DEN @ NE - Categorical victory for the Patriots against a hapless opponent, even without their best player on offense and best player on defense both out with COVID.
MIN @ SEA - Categorical win for the Seahawks who just keep rolling, though the Vikings will be better than they looked the first couple weeks.

LAC @ NO - Hurricane Delta could put the location in jeopardy, but the Saints are in any case by far the superior team.

Let's see if you can improve on your 6-9 from last week.

[Darth_Pelican]

Let's see if you can improve on your 6-9 from last week.

IIRC he was 5-10 last week. He also said that he wouldn't be polluting the NFL forum this week but here he is.

[Robz4000]

Hopefully the Bills-Titans game gets canceled since my opponent in fantasy has Allen and Singletary.

[SpursforSix]

IIRC he was 5-10 last week. He also said that he wouldn't be polluting the NFL forum this week but here he is.

Yep. He was going to take this week off so he could make bad predictions about weather and politics.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yep. He was going to take this week off so he could make bad predictions about weather and politics.

technically, the "week" doesn't start until 7pm tonight

[Mark Celibate]

NYG @ DAL - This is my other upset pick. The Giants offense is coming in ranked dead last, 32nd, Jason Garrett-led. But Jason Garrett will get his unlikely revenge, at the expense of Jerry Jones' sanity.


Yep agreed. The Bot has never shown any inkling of creativity or adjusting to his opponent's tendencies....however, this is such a sorry excuse of a franchise, I expect nothing less than the GarrettBot crafting up a perfect gameplan for once and getting carried out on his players shoulders after NY hangs a 50 burger on us. IMO, The Legend returns and gets his revenge in The House That Bot Built....Giants 52 Dullas 10

I'm so tired [Rant]
I’m so tired. I’m tired of going into every game thread and seeing the same god damn thing.
“The Cowboys have the best running back in the league”
“Hot Boyz”
“This our year. Super Bowl baby”
Guess the fuckety fucking fuck what. No they fucking won’t. They won’t turn it around. This is the The Dallas Cowboys. There is no happiness here. We will not pull it out. We will leave it in there and the next thing you know you’re 37 years old with seven kids, living in a 250-square-foot singlewide trailer in Mesquite, married to a semi-retired hooker from East Texas, getting blasted on Steel Reserve BECAUSE YOUR DAD NEVER TAUGHT YOU THE OL COITUS INTERRUPTUS.
And dont bring your “Dallas will always be a destination because America’s Team" bullshit up in here. A DESTINATION DOESN’T INCLUDE TEN SEASONS OF JASON GARRETT BECAUSE YOUR WANNABE ROCK STAR FUCKFACE OWNER IS MORE SENILE THAN A ONE HUNDRED YEAR OLD MAN. We are destined to get all these national games every year, at which we’ll get the piss knocked out of us for the entire country to see like Mussolini’s corpse getting put on display in Milan for all of Italy to come take turns beating the shit out of it.
Ya wanna know what it’s like being a Cowboys fan? It’s like getting ready to have sex with a girl and she slips your dick out of your pants, starts to blow you, then yanks the zipper up on your pants as hard as she can. And then says she's off to BANG DEZ BRYANT AT HIS MOM’S MANSION IN DESOTO TEXAS BECAUSE HE WAS FORSAKEN BY US.
IT TOOK THE SACRIFICE OF EVERY BIT OF BONE IN TONY ROMO’S BACK TO EVEN MAKE THIS TEAM COMPETITIVE.
don’t tell me it’ll get better. don’t tell me how to feel my feelings. I don’t want to hear “Dak’s in the MVP race” from Skip Bayless. And I don’t want to hear fucking a fucking thing from literally any other fanbase in the league. Fuck you. I don’t want to hear about how we don’t have a winning culture. VANILLA ICE WAS NUMBER ONE ON THE BILLBOARD THE LAST TIME WE WON A TITLE.
One day I’ll die and the misery of being a Cowboys fan will be over. I’ll be walking to take my place in heaven, I’ll walk up to the pearly gates, full of bliss and happiness with all my suffering over, there will be sweet calming music, and then all of a sudden from out of nowhere I’ll hear Terrell Owens say, “I love me some me.”. The music stops, dread fills my stomach, everything turns dark.
Just then, a bright light shows up and Tom Landry appears. I feel the warmth again, everything will be alright. He leans forward as if to tell me something wonderful and whispers almost inaudibly, “Dez Caught It” then kicks me right in the dick and shoves me off the edge to fall into a silver and blue room with my eyes taped open to watch Jason Garrett go 8-8 every season until the sun expands and engulfs the earth.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yep agreed. The Bot has never shown any inkling of creativity or adjusting to his opponent's tendencies....however, this is such a sorry excuse of a franchise, I expect nothing less than the GarrettBot crafting up a perfect gameplan for once and getting carried out on his players shoulders after NY hangs a 50 burger on us. IMO, The Legend returns and gets his revenge in The House That Bot Built....Giants 52 Dullas 10

I'm so tired [Rant]
I’m so tired. I’m tired of going into every game thread and seeing the same god damn thing.
“The Cowboys have the best running back in the league”
“Hot Boyz”
“This our year. Super Bowl baby”
Guess the fuckety fucking fuck what. No they fucking won’t. They won’t turn it around. This is the The Dallas Cowboys. There is no happiness here. We will not pull it out. We will leave it in there and the next thing you know you’re 37 years old with seven kids, living in a 250-square-foot singlewide trailer in Mesquite, married to a semi-retired hooker from East Texas, getting blasted on Steel Reserve BECAUSE YOUR DAD NEVER TAUGHT YOU THE OL COITUS INTERRUPTUS.
And dont bring your “Dallas will always be a destination because America’s Team" bullshit up in here. A DESTINATION DOESN’T INCLUDE TEN SEASONS OF JASON GARRETT BECAUSE YOUR WANNABE ROCK STAR FUCKFACE OWNER IS MORE SENILE THAN A ONE HUNDRED YEAR OLD MAN. We are destined to get all these national games every year, at which we’ll get the piss knocked out of us for the entire country to see like Mussolini’s corpse getting put on display in Milan for all of Italy to come take turns beating the shit out of it.
Ya wanna know what it’s like being a Cowboys fan? It’s like getting ready to have sex with a girl and she slips your dick out of your pants, starts to blow you, then yanks the zipper up on your pants as hard as she can. And then says she's off to BANG DEZ BRYANT AT HIS MOM’S MANSION IN DESOTO TEXAS BECAUSE HE WAS FORSAKEN BY US.
IT TOOK THE SACRIFICE OF EVERY BIT OF BONE IN TONY ROMO’S BACK TO EVEN MAKE THIS TEAM COMPETITIVE.
don’t tell me it’ll get better. don’t tell me how to feel my feelings. I don’t want to hear “Dak’s in the MVP race” from Skip Bayless. And I don’t want to hear fucking a fucking thing from literally any other fanbase in the league. Fuck you. I don’t want to hear about how we don’t have a winning culture. VANILLA ICE WAS NUMBER ONE ON THE BILLBOARD THE LAST TIME WE WON A TITLE.
One day I’ll die and the misery of being a Cowboys fan will be over. I’ll be walking to take my place in heaven, I’ll walk up to the pearly gates, full of bliss and happiness with all my suffering over, there will be sweet calming music, and then all of a sudden from out of nowhere I’ll hear Terrell Owens say, “I love me some me.”. The music stops, dread fills my stomach, everything turns dark.
Just then, a bright light shows up and Tom Landry appears. I feel the warmth again, everything will be alright. He leans forward as if to tell me something wonderful and whispers almost inaudibly, “Dez Caught It” then kicks me right in the dick and shoves me off the edge to fall into a silver and blue room with my eyes taped open to watch Jason Garrett go 8-8 every season until the sun expands and engulfs the earth.

:lmao :rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin: rollin:rollin

[leemajors]

Yep agreed. The Bot has never shown any inkling of creativity or adjusting to his opponent's tendencies....however, this is such a sorry excuse of a franchise, I expect nothing less than the GarrettBot crafting up a perfect gameplan for once and getting carried out on his players shoulders after NY hangs a 50 burger on us. IMO, The Legend returns and gets his revenge in The House That Bot Built....Giants 52 Dullas 10

I'm so tired [Rant]
I’m so tired. I’m tired of going into every game thread and seeing the same god damn thing.
“The Cowboys have the best running back in the league”
“Hot Boyz”
“This our year. Super Bowl baby”
Guess the fuckety fucking fuck what. No they fucking won’t. They won’t turn it around. This is the The Dallas Cowboys. There is no happiness here. We will not pull it out. We will leave it in there and the next thing you know you’re 37 years old with seven kids, living in a 250-square-foot singlewide trailer in Mesquite, married to a semi-retired hooker from East Texas, getting blasted on Steel Reserve BECAUSE YOUR DAD NEVER TAUGHT YOU THE OL COITUS INTERRUPTUS.
And dont bring your “Dallas will always be a destination because America’s Team" bullshit up in here. A DESTINATION DOESN’T INCLUDE TEN SEASONS OF JASON GARRETT BECAUSE YOUR WANNABE ROCK STAR FUCKFACE OWNER IS MORE SENILE THAN A ONE HUNDRED YEAR OLD MAN. We are destined to get all these national games every year, at which we’ll get the piss knocked out of us for the entire country to see like Mussolini’s corpse getting put on display in Milan for all of Italy to come take turns beating the shit out of it.
Ya wanna know what it’s like being a Cowboys fan? It’s like getting ready to have sex with a girl and she slips your dick out of your pants, starts to blow you, then yanks the zipper up on your pants as hard as she can. And then says she's off to BANG DEZ BRYANT AT HIS MOM’S MANSION IN DESOTO TEXAS BECAUSE HE WAS FORSAKEN BY US.
IT TOOK THE SACRIFICE OF EVERY BIT OF BONE IN TONY ROMO’S BACK TO EVEN MAKE THIS TEAM COMPETITIVE.
don’t tell me it’ll get better. don’t tell me how to feel my feelings. I don’t want to hear “Dak’s in the MVP race” from Skip Bayless. And I don’t want to hear fucking a fucking thing from literally any other fanbase in the league. Fuck you. I don’t want to hear about how we don’t have a winning culture. VANILLA ICE WAS NUMBER ONE ON THE BILLBOARD THE LAST TIME WE WON A TITLE.
One day I’ll die and the misery of being a Cowboys fan will be over. I’ll be walking to take my place in heaven, I’ll walk up to the pearly gates, full of bliss and happiness with all my suffering over, there will be sweet calming music, and then all of a sudden from out of nowhere I’ll hear Terrell Owens say, “I love me some me.”. The music stops, dread fills my stomach, everything turns dark.
Just then, a bright light shows up and Tom Landry appears. I feel the warmth again, everything will be alright. He leans forward as if to tell me something wonderful and whispers almost inaudibly, “Dez Caught It” then kicks me right in the dick and shoves me off the edge to fall into a silver and blue room with my eyes taped open to watch Jason Garrett go 8-8 every season until the sun expands and engulfs the earth.

T Smith may be done for the season. Dak will get creamed regularly as Steele lets anyone blow by him.

[spurraider21]

i would love for them to remove the neutral zone infraction rule from the game

[phxspurfan]

pqE66RltUaQ

[DAF86]

Why punt with 2 minutes remaining down 2? What a loser mentality. I would love to see the advanced metrics on this matter.

[spurraider21]

Why punt with 2 minutes remaining down 2? What a loser mentality. I would love to see the advanced metrics on this matter.
3 timeouts + 2 minute warning... makes sense

[Robz4000]

Why the fuck would you throw it there to save Tom Brady a timeout?

[DAF86]

3 timeouts + 2 minute warning... makes sense

It looks like it will pay off for the Bears, but I would still like to see the metrics.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Brady too old & senile to know which down it was

[Darth_Pelican]

Big Dick Nick still owns Brady.

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Good win for the Bears. Always nice to see Brady lose.

[spurraider21]

:lol Brady too old & senile to know which down it was
:lol

[DAF86]

Big Dick Nick still owns Brady.

Taking custody papers from Eli.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Bucs lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Week 5 Predictions:

TB @ CHI - Tampa Tom is the GOAT and Chicago's offense has been anemic lately.

LAR @ WAS - The Rams have established themselves as the 2nd best team in the stacked NFC West and the 'Skins are awful and starting a backup QB now.
BUF @ TEN - If the game is actually played on schedule (big if), the Titans are depleted and stressed by COVID-19, just ravaged.
PHI @ PIT - Upset of the week. The Steelers seem like a buzzsaw but they had an unexpected bye last week. The Eagles could actually have something now.
AZ @ NYJ - 'Zona and Kyler Murray rebound from two poor losses to beat the worst team in football.
LV @ KC - Assuming Mahomes doesn't have COVID, this should be a categorical victory for the Chiefs. If Mahomes doesn't play, this pick changes to the Raiders.
JAX @ HOU - Neither team is very good, but I'm picking Minshew and the Jaguars on the road. Houston sucks nuts this year and is in complete turmoil.
CIN @ BAL - Another categorical victory for the Ravens. Ravens are still pretenders until they win a truly "hard" game.
CAR @ ATL - Another loss could put Dan Quinn's job finally in grave jeopardy. Panthers have overachieved this year.
MIA @ SF - 49ers should get important pieces back this week, especially Garoppolo. A bad conference home loss last week will hurt them down the road.
NYG @ DAL - This is my other upset pick. The Giants offense is coming in ranked dead last, 32nd, Jason Garrett-led. But Jason Garrett will get his unlikely revenge, at the expense of Jerry Jones' sanity.
IND @ CLE - Indiana is emerging as an excellent, defensive, running football team. Their week 1 loss is an aberration. The Browns won't score 49 points again.
DEN @ NE - Categorical victory for the Patriots against a hapless opponent, even without their best player on offense and best player on defense both out with COVID.
MIN @ SEA - Categorical win for the Seahawks who just keep rolling, though the Vikings will be better than they looked the first couple weeks.

LAC @ NO - Hurricane Delta could put the location in jeopardy, but the Saints are in any case by far the superior team.
0-1

btw thanks for cursing Carolina

[Spurtacular]

Don't understand Brady going down field on the last two plays when he only needed five yards. SMH.

[Darth_Pelican]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/0GSEpbgHE0VW57SXnJ/giphy.gif

[GAustex]

What’s up with Haskins?
Thought he was a can’t miss...

[spurraider21]

What’s up with Haskins?
Thought he was a can’t miss...
attitude/work ethic problems apparently

[FrostKing]

attitude/work ethic problems apparently
Which were painfully clear coming out of college

High risk when you draft black. Run that on your racism ads NFL.

[spurraider21]

carr has made up for that shitty pick

[MultiTroll]

How tf was that Mahome bomb not pass interference?

Has lame NFL made that a play that cannot be challenged?
Announcer babbling about how he *made a play for the ball*. FOH.

[spurraider21]

How tf was that Mahome bomb not pass interference?

Has lame NFL made that a play that cannot be challenged?
Announcer babbling about how he *made a play for the ball*. FOH.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FlimsyAchingAxolotl-small.gif

[DAF86]

Don't understand Brady going down field on the last two plays when he only needed five yards. SMH.

He no longer has the GOAT on his ear telling him what to do or what down it is, tbh.

[spurraider21]

4 straight punts to open the 2nd half in the LV/KC game... weird

[MultiTroll]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FlimsyAchingAxolotl-small.gif
Yes, as i had KC 1st half in a 4 team parlay.

Are you celebrating Laker style over the call?

[phxspurfan]

I hate Kyler Murray so much. THROW THE DAMN BALL TO D HOPS

[spurraider21]

big drive for the raiders here... already giving defense time to rest. DL has done a decent job getting pressure with 4 (even though mahomes keeps escaping), but they looked gassed as of late. ending this drive with a TD would be huge

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

big drive for the raiders here... already giving defense time to rest. DL has done a decent job getting pressure with 4 (even though mahomes keeps escaping), but they looked gassed as of late. ending this drive with a TD would be huge
Got your wish


Suddenly that win against Carolina looks pretty solid

[spurraider21]

boom... jacobs powering in

lol missed PAT. gonna lose this by 1 for sure

[spurraider21]

Got your wish


Suddenly that win against Carolina looks pretty solid
3-0 without CMC :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

3-0 without CMC :lol
Davis looking good. But its more of our coaching. Hopefully we can get more playing time for Davis when CMC comes back next week vs Chicago.

[spurraider21]

Davis looking good. But its more of our coaching. Hopefully we can get more playing time for Davis when CMC comes back next week vs Chicago.
teddy has had better chemistry with robby than i expected, thats been big for them. DJ moore finally making a big play after the catch with that long TD today, YAC is his specialty. not surprised that curtis samuel is an afterthought.

[DAF86]

3-0 without CMC :lol

As I told you: Running Backs=minimal to no difference makers.

[spurraider21]

yep, rest for DL made all the difference there. Ferrell and Crosby got to mahomes on 2nd and 3rd down

[spurraider21]

As I told you: Running Backs=minimal to no difference makers.
RBs are generally the most easily replaceable talents... but the elite ones still do stand out tbh

[spurraider21]

imagine calling a screen pass to jason witten on 2nd and 20

converted the 3rd and 18 though :lol

[DAF86]

RBs are generally the most easily replaceable talents... but the elite ones still do stand out tbh

CMC is arguably the elitest of them all and you see his impact.

[DAF86]

lol chiefs going to lose vs the Raiders. It would help me on the survivor thread but still... :lmao

Outside of that game vs the Ravens they have looked like shit this season, tbh.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

teddy has had better chemistry with robby than i expected, thats been big for them. DJ moore finally making a big play after the catch with that long TD today, YAC is his specialty. not surprised that curtis samuel is an afterthought.
Curtis is essential to our offense

[spurraider21]

I hate Kyler Murray so much. THROW THE DAMN BALL TO D HOPS
:lol so mad

meanwhile loseshoe struggling against the 0-4 texans without a coach

[phxspurfan]

:lol Mahomes son'd by the Raiders. of course.



RIP my fantasy team entirely

[phxspurfan]

:lol so mad

meanwhile loseshoe struggling against the 0-4 texans without a coach

Winshew was actually looking good that game but his O-line and defense keep failing him tbh

[DAF86]

Watch out for the Texans from here on out, tbh.

[Robz4000]

Niners gonna lose to the lolphins today imo.

[phxspurfan]

The Chiefs should sign Antonio Brown, tbh

[FrostKing]

Outside of that game vs the Ravens they have looked like shit this season, tbh.
To be fair last season you were a #3 seed in a weak Conference. If not for Fitzpatrick

[DAF86]

Millennial_Messiah where's that based Niners' system, tbh?

[DAF86]

Steelers quietly 4-0.

[Mark Celibate]

rofl this defense is making The Bot look like Mike Martz tbh

[spurraider21]

raiders gonna be on cloud 9 for a while... bye week this week

[DAF86]

If Cowboys lose to the fucking Giants. :lol

[spurraider21]

:lmao cowboys

[RD2191]

THIS TEAM HAS TO BE CURSED!!! HO LEE SHIT BRO!!! :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[RD2191]

:lmao cowboys
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Mark Celibate]

This team never looked this awful under The Bot's tenure. Even in 2015 when they lost Murray and Romo/Dez were injured all season, they actually competed in most games

[Robz4000]

:lol Cowboyfan thinking McFatshit was an upgrade to the Bot. Hell, he might be a downgrade.

[phxspurfan]

:lol 9ers D getting shredded by Fitzypatrick

[Robz4000]

I said it a few weeks ago, but the Niners may only win 2 more games this season tbh. Injuries have gutted the team on both sides and the QB situation is a huge problem.

[Mark Celibate]

The Bot is coaching circles around this defensive staff. He's read Nolan's scheme like a book and totally playing around the overpursuit of our front 7

[JasonGarrett]

HOW WE DOIN GUYS!?

[RD2191]

HOW WE DOIN GUYS!?
:rollin

[KobesAchilles]

Is it too late to tank for Lawerence? The Jimmy G era needs to end please

[spurraider21]

apparently redskins want to trade haskins. depending on the compensation, i wouldnt mind bringing him to vegas. gruden loves his peterman tho

[Robz4000]

:lmao Crap

[spurraider21]

arite cowboys came back

time to shift all LOL efforts to the niners

[Robz4000]

Somehow, someway, Avante is responsible for the Niners' implosion.

[DAF86]

Who would have thought the Niners would miss Crapoppolo like this.

[Spurtacular]

:lol 12 men on the field on special teams.

[Robz4000]

RIP Dak

[GAustex]

Poor Dak

[RD2191]

I've been saying it for years, Cowboys are cursed. Not even fucking joking.

[Spurtacular]

RIP Dak

Season ending.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrHlMvxRXJc

[DAF86]

"You gotta hope it's a cramp". :lmao

[RD2191]

Dak, should've signed that contract.

[Spurtacular]

I've been saying it for years, Cowboys are cursed. Not even fucking joking.

Don't even talk to me about cursed, bro.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8QIusaVnEM

[Spurminator]

Man that sucks.

[phxspurfan]

Well, damn



Everybody's gonna be holding out next year if they're due for a new deal

[phxspurfan]

Wow that was some Gordon Hayward/Paul George type shit. First angle I thought it was a calf thing but damn

[Play Boban]

Damn Dak goes down with Covid

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Cmon Phil

[spurraider21]

feel for Dak

[Trainwreck2100]

feel for Dak

he'll wipe his tears with about 30 million dollars

[spurraider21]

he'll wipe his tears with about 30 million dollars
i dont feel for his livelihood, he's going to be fine.

this is a football forum, and im obviously talking about his career not his 401k

[Trainwreck2100]

i dont feel for his livelihood, he's going to be fine.

this is a football forum, and im obviously talking about his career not his 401k

Sucks for him true, but I make it a habit not to weep for millionaires

[Play Boban]

If the resident in the White House would've gotten Covid under control this wouldn’t have happened to Dak. But here we are. Can’t wait to see Biden curbstomp next month.

[Robz4000]

If the resident in the White House would've gotten Covid under control this wouldn’t have happened to Dak. But here we are. Can’t wait to see Biden curbstomp next month.


I blame Obama and Satan tbh. Also gays.

[phxspurfan]

Replace Mayfield please

[Will Hunting]

Just turned the game on and see Dalton’s fire crotch ass in the game, what happened to Dak?

[RD2191]

Just turned the game on and see Dalton’s fire crotch ass in the game, what happened to Dak?
Ankle snapped in half.

[Trainwreck2100]

Just turned the game on and see Dalton’s fire crotch ass in the game, what happened to Dak?

If you're a wrestling fan he sid vicious'd

[spurraider21]

Just turned the game on and see Dalton’s fire crotch ass in the game, what happened to Dak?
he dieded

[Robz4000]

Just turned the game on and see Dalton’s fire crotch ass in the game, what happened to Dak?

An hero'd

[Will Hunting]

My god I just saw a replay of his injury. Been awhile since I saw one of those classic hurts even looking at it injuries, that was awful.

[Play Boban]

Dak should’ve slid tbh.

[Mark Celibate]

Dak should’ve slid tbh.

This. Obviously you hate to see an injury like that, but it was honestly only a matter of time since he always fights for every yard instead of sliding down

[Spurtacular]

So, Eli retired, huh. I was hoping he'd land somewhere and play with that chip on his shoulder.

[Play Boban]

Dalton is better than Dak tbh

[GAustex]

Not missing dak now

[JasonGarrett]

Wish I was still coaching for Dallas so I could ice my own kicker again :cry

[phxspurfan]

Red Rifle Era begins

[Spurtacular]

The Giants will take the better draft position, tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

Sucks for Dak, awful looking injury, but the Cowboys just upgraded at QB, tbh. GM Jerruh is looking like a genius for not giving Dak the big contract.

[DAF86]

Vikings single-handedly stunning Wilson's MVP aspirations.

[spurraider21]

no idea what seahawks offense is even trying to do

[phxspurfan]

Go Vikings go team Lizzo

[phxspurfan]

Seattle gets lucky with other team's best player going down with injury and still requests referee assistance

[spurraider21]

how was that ruled a seattle recovery? whistle was pretty clear while ball was on the ground

[leemajors]

Cousins ��

[DAF86]

NFL needs to get more Rugby punters and kickers, tbh. In fact, if I was an NFL manager, I would save some money and get a Rugby player to do both: punt and kick field goals. I don't know why that's not a thing yet (having one kicker to do both). A Rugby player would also be a weapon when running trick plays, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

Al and Chris can't hide that they're rooting for the Seahawks.

[DAF86]

Vikings' coach realized the mistake he was making by going for 2.

[Spurtacular]

Our DB didn't even turn his back on that long throw. Gift wasted.

[Spurtacular]

Vikings' coach realized the mistake he was making by going for 2.

From the last loss, or did he try it again this game?

[DAF86]

Cook out, Madison over 100 yds in half a game. Another proof of the irrelevance of running backs, tbh.

[DAF86]

From the last loss, or did he try it again this game?

He was going to go for 2 but changed his mind at the last minute.

[Spurtacular]

Al and Chris can't hide that they're rooting for the Seahawks.

Al: Seahawks have given up 25+ in 10 straight home games. An NFL record.

Chris: What a night for Wilson!

[Spurtacular]

He was going to go for 2 but changed his mind at the last minute.

We didn't get a 2 against Ten, and they only had to score a FG instead of a TD to beat us.

Horrendous decision. I frankly think he panics and has no plan whatsoever on these things.

[DAF86]

lol Carroll not using his last timeout before the 2 minutes warning. He gave away 30 seconds.

[Spurtacular]

Thielen should've jumped for that first. He's not going to win in the power game like that.
Easy for me to say though. Probably would've increased his chance of injury.

[DAF86]

The fuck? :lmao

Just go for the field goal and force the Seahawks to get a TD and a 2 pt conversion just to get the tie.

[Spurtacular]

And Zimmer makes another sh** decision.

That said, the RB had a gap he could drive a truck through and he decided to just try and bulldoze his way through.

[Spurtacular]

The fuck? :lmao

Just go for the field goal and force the Seahawks to get a TD and a 2 pt conversion just to get the tie.

I told you he panics and has no plan for these things.

[Spurtacular]

Al: And that pass was near nobody.

Chris and Al: Radio silence on intentional grounding.

[Spurtacular]

WTF is that DB doing?

He never came in on the ball. I thought Wilson had overthrown it.

[Spurtacular]

Damn that SeahawkRef really wanted to call that dropped pass a TD.

[Spurtacular]

False start on third down not called.

[DAF86]

This is Russell Wilson's season, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

WTF. Where's the blitz on 4th down?

[Spurtacular]

And they missed the 2 pt attempt like they would have.

Fuck Mike Zimmer. Fire that idiot already.

[DAF86]

Viking would be taking a knee right now if they had just gone for the FG. :lol

[Spurtacular]

Chris and Al clearly don't understand the math. That failed 4th down made the loss 15 percent chance more.

[DAF86]

That's an incomplete pass.

[Spurtacular]

WTF, SeahawkRef?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Come on. That was an incomplete pass. That's not even close.

[Spurtacular]

WTF, SeahawkRef?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Come on. That was an incomplete pass. That's not even close.

Oh, that is bull shit. They reviewed that and called that a fumble?

Now, I'm really mad we lost. Seahawks must be one of the league's darlings to be getting that shit.

[Spurtacular]

If they're seriously calling that kind of play a fumble, then I can't wait for some team to get fucked over in the playoffs and have fans taking a shit on the NFL.

[Spurtacular]

That's an incomplete pass.

Idiot Zimmer just threw away our season.

Worst case scenario, we're in OT.

He's f'd up royally twice now too.

This team should be at a healthy 3-2; instead we're fucked at 1-4.

[spurraider21]

:lmao viqueens

[spurraider21]

:lmao prob fake but "slant boy"

1315389270664916995

[DAF86]

Idiot Zimmer just threw away our season.

Worst case scenario, we're in OT.

He's f'd up royally twice now too.

This team should be at a healthy 3-2; instead we're fucked at 1-4.

He really fucked up tonight. I hate when coaches overthink things. Just take the FG and let the Seahawks go get 8 pts in less than 2 minutes.

[Spurtacular]

He really fucked up tonight. I hate when coaches overthink things. Just take the FG and let the Seahawks go get 8 pts in less than 2 minutes.

Yup. It's not like we're 90's Cowboys with a dominant offensive line. That play was a coin flip.

Take the sure 3 and there's plenty of paths to victory after that.

Also, I don't think he over-thinked it. He just panicked like he always does. You can see the panic on his face.

[DAF86]

Yup. It's not like we're 90's Cowboys with a dominant offensive line. That play was a coin flip.

Take the sure 3 and there's plenty of paths to victory after that.

Also, I don't think he over-thinked it. He just panicked like he always does. You can see the panic on his face.

Vikings were running it like the 90's Cowboys, tbh. But even then, take the points. It's a no-brainer. I'm usually a "go for it" kind of guy, and would support most coaches taking a chance on 4th down, but this wasn't one of those cases, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

Vikings were running it like the 90's Cowboys, tbh. But even then, take the points. It's a no-brainer. I'm usually a "go for it" kind of guy, and would support most coaches taking a chance on 4th down, but this wasn't one of those cases, tbh.

Always go for it when the other team has to get the TD and the 2 just to tie.

Like I said, Zimmer has no plan in the first place.

He wings it; and that's bad for a guy that panics.

[SpursforSix]

Week 5 Predictions:

TB @ CHI - Tampa Tom is the GOAT and Chicago's offense has been anemic lately.

LAR @ WAS - The Rams have established themselves as the 2nd best team in the stacked NFC West and the 'Skins are awful and starting a backup QB now.
BUF @ TEN - If the game is actually played on schedule (big if), the Titans are depleted and stressed by COVID-19, just ravaged.
PHI @ PIT - Upset of the week. The Steelers seem like a buzzsaw but they had an unexpected bye last week. The Eagles could actually have something now.
AZ @ NYJ - 'Zona and Kyler Murray rebound from two poor losses to beat the worst team in football.
LV @ KC - Assuming Mahomes doesn't have COVID, this should be a categorical victory for the Chiefs. If Mahomes doesn't play, this pick changes to the Raiders.
JAX @ HOU - Neither team is very good, but I'm picking Minshew and the Jaguars on the road. Houston sucks nuts this year and is in complete turmoil.
CIN @ BAL - Another categorical victory for the Ravens. Ravens are still pretenders until they win a truly "hard" game.
CAR @ ATL - Another loss could put Dan Quinn's job finally in grave jeopardy. Panthers have overachieved this year.
MIA @ SF - 49ers should get important pieces back this week, especially Garoppolo. A bad conference home loss last week will hurt them down the road.
NYG @ DAL - This is my other upset pick. The Giants offense is coming in ranked dead last, 32nd, Jason Garrett-led. But Jason Garrett will get his unlikely revenge, at the expense of Jerry Jones' sanity.
IND @ CLE - Indiana is emerging as an excellent, defensive, running football team. Their week 1 loss is an aberration. The Browns won't score 49 points again.
DEN @ NE - Categorical victory for the Patriots against a hapless opponent, even without their best player on offense and best player on defense both out with COVID.
MIN @ SEA - Categorical win for the Seahawks who just keep rolling, though the Vikings will be better than they looked the first couple weeks.

LAC @ NO - Hurricane Delta could put the location in jeopardy, but the Saints are in any case by far the superior team.

You're pretty crappy at this. Someone taking your straight up advice would be in a pretty big hole at this point. Your upsets never seem to pan out.

This was a good call though...
CAR @ ATL - Another loss could put Dan Quinn's job finally in grave jeopardy. Panthers have overachieved this year. Although you hedged it with "could".

[spurraider21]

are the saints ever going to stop wasting downs with taysom hill plays?

[Robz4000]

Hebert's pretty gud.

[DAF86]

All those scouts "pundits" saying Herbert was going to be a bust. :lol

[DAF86]

Third straight primetime game where the Saints don't look so hot, tbh.

[Will Hunting]

Justin Herbert needs to get some proactive. His acne is grosser than Durant’s pizza face was in his early years.

[SuperCam]

washed breezus :lol

[DAF86]

At which point do you consider benching Brees?

[Will Hunting]

Brees might be done. He’s at the age where every quarterback not named Tom Brady or Brett Favre usually falls off, and he never looked right last year imo.

[DAF86]

Worst part is he had Kamara all alone for his preferred 2 yds pass. Kamara gets the first down if Brees gives him the ball there.

[Robz4000]

At which point do you consider benching Brees?

This upcoming drive tbh.

[DAF86]

This upcoming drive tbh.

Yep, I would do it. Old dude looks shooked out there, tbh.

[Will Hunting]

They should bench Brees simply because I wanna see some Jameis.

[DAF86]

Saints have been getting some great field possession and Brees only managed to get 3 points.

[DAF86]

Chargers decided to play no defense. A slight variation from prevent defense.

[DAF86]

Chargers' coach wanting to lose the game, tbh. First he tries to run the clock down as if the game was in the 4th quarter, and then goes to prevent defense instead of keep playing the same way that got them there.

[spurraider21]

herbert throwing intermediate/deep in the pros better than he ever did in college, good on him tbh

[DAF86]

Old man still has a little arm left.

[Robz4000]

Herbert tbh.

[DAF86]

The fuck was that by Robinson? :lol

[DAF86]

1 minute and 3 TOs. Enough time for Herbert.

[DAF86]

Why would you run there? :lol

[DAF86]

If the Saints keep playing prevent they are going to allow the FG.

[Robz4000]

Doink

[DAF86]

That's what you get for giving yourself a nickname. :lol

[Robz4000]

Never trust a Chargers kicker tbh.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao “The Money Badger”

when has a kicker ever not regretted giving themselves a retarded nickname :lol

[DAF86]

The commentator in beaner ESPN says "and the Chargers will have to punt" on that 4th and 7 in OT. If that was not enough, the other guy tells him "no, they have to go for it", to which he responds "but they are on their own territory. If they don't get it, they give New Orleans great field possession". :lmao

The dude has been commenting the NFL for as long as I can remember. Ever since I started watching the NFL as a kid. :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

Brees might be done. He’s at the age where every quarterback not named Tom Brady or Brett Favre usually falls off, and he never looked right last year imo.

he looked awful at the start tbh and I was also thinking it. Glad they stuck with him. No way Jameis overcomes a 20-3 deficit. Brees didn’t get rattled.

[DAF86]

Brees ties Brady with 37 come from behind wins in the 4th quarter. Both behind the alleged choker Peyton Manning, who has 43.

[spurraider21]

Herbert looks much better than I could have imagined he'd look as a rookie. His intermediate-deep accuracy has been miles better than what he showed in college. Though on the last play the slant to Williams was behind him... better placement and he would have had the 1st down

[Darth_Pelican]

Week 5 Predictions:

TB @ CHI - Tampa Tom is the GOAT and Chicago's offense has been anemic lately.

LAR @ WAS - The Rams have established themselves as the 2nd best team in the stacked NFC West and the 'Skins are awful and starting a backup QB now.
BUF @ TEN - If the game is actually played on schedule (big if), the Titans are depleted and stressed by COVID-19, just ravaged.
PHI @ PIT - Upset of the week. The Steelers seem like a buzzsaw but they had an unexpected bye last week. The Eagles could actually have something now.
AZ @ NYJ - 'Zona and Kyler Murray rebound from two poor losses to beat the worst team in football.
LV @ KC - Assuming Mahomes doesn't have COVID, this should be a categorical victory for the Chiefs. If Mahomes doesn't play, this pick changes to the Raiders.
JAX @ HOU - Neither team is very good, but I'm picking Minshew and the Jaguars on the road. Houston sucks nuts this year and is in complete turmoil.
CIN @ BAL - Another categorical victory for the Ravens. Ravens are still pretenders until they win a truly "hard" game.
CAR @ ATL - Another loss could put Dan Quinn's job finally in grave jeopardy. Panthers have overachieved this year.
MIA @ SF - 49ers should get important pieces back this week, especially Garoppolo. A bad conference home loss last week will hurt them down the road.
NYG @ DAL - This is my other upset pick. The Giants offense is coming in ranked dead last, 32nd, Jason Garrett-led. But Jason Garrett will get his unlikely revenge, at the expense of Jerry Jones' sanity.
IND @ CLE - Indiana is emerging as an excellent, defensive, running football team. Their week 1 loss is an aberration. The Browns won't score 49 points again.
DEN @ NE - Categorical victory for the Patriots against a hapless opponent, even without their best player on offense and best player on defense both out with COVID.
MIN @ SEA - Categorical win for the Seahawks who just keep rolling, though the Vikings will be better than they looked the first couple weeks.

LAC @ NO - Hurricane Delta could put the location in jeopardy, but the Saints are in any case by far the superior team.

:lmao 6-8 straight up after going 5-10 last week
:lmao Avante
:lmao another week that you’re not allowed to post here

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43EFlHo4b8s

[spurraider21]

better throw and its an easy first down

[Mark Celibate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43EFlHo4b8s

hate videos like this...just play the damm video, I don't want to sift through 3 minutes of slow-mo for one play with 'ooga booga' analysis on top of it tbh imho

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBrTsnwQamE

[spurraider21]

Sucks for Dak, awful looking injury, but the Cowboys just upgraded at QB, tbh. GM Jerruh is looking like a genius for not giving Dak the big contract.
:lmao zipper nation