All new Apple shit 2020

[phxspurfan]

$99 HomePod Mini
https://www.theverge.com/2020/10/13/21432979/apple-homepod-mini-features-specs-price

"Hey Siri tell my parents to go fuck themselves and buy me a new--"

iPhone 12 Mini
https://www.macrumors.com/2020/10/13/iphone-12-mini-colors-leaked/

Now you can look down on your friends and random strangers by flashing this tiny 5G phone with an elite red Prada case. Go China!!


iPhone 12
https://www.techradar.com/news/iphone-12-news
Trade in an iPhone 10 to Verizon to buy it for $360 (pay in installments over 24 months if you're an Uber driver).


iPhone 12 Pro
More cameras! Millions of tiny crystals made by skilled artisans create each screen for you to scratch against your keys!


iPhone 12 Pro MAXXX
Chevrolet allows you to buy it in a bundle with a new Tahoe or Suburban. It also comes with 2 burning oil barrels tied to each side for maximum power!


BTW, no more charger included. Yay cost cutting!!

[InRareForm]

Apple sheep only care about this. Save your money

[lefty]

Apple sheep only care about this. Save your money
Son I was hardcore Android/Samsung user for years, switched to Apple , nit looking back

Apple ALHA-ing as usual :worthy
:lol Poordroid

[InRareForm]

Why is it better? I don't get it.

[Errol Flynn]

BTW, no more charger included. Yay cost cutting!!

As an Apple stockholder, I approve.

[Blake]

Why is it better? I don't get it.

IT JUST IS

[Blake]

As an Apple stockholder, I approve.

That makes no sense to me. Throw a charger in there and tack the extra $20 on to the $1000, imo.

I read something where they actually make the new iPhone boxes open slowly on purpose, just to add to that anticipation. Crazy but genius if true :lol