CNN’s chief legal analyst masturbated on Zoom call...forgot to mute.

[TSA]

https://mobile.twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/1318303556877901824

:lmao

[ElNono]

Can I haz cliff notes? Don't want to click on any link of this story :lol

[Ef-man]

So did you watch until he finished?

Asking for a derp dreaming of alpha males.

[Reck]

A reminder that news networks need less panelist or "experts" and more actual news.

[spurraider21]

A reminder that news networks need less panelist or "experts" and more actual news.
the problem is there isnt' 24 hours worth of "news" in a day

[DarrinS]

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Webcam covers FTW.

[Splits]

Can I haz cliff notes? Don't want to click on any link of this story :lol

:lmao bbd

[Splits]

please tell me it is on the Weiner laptop

[Will Hunting]

please tell me it is on the Weiner laptop
He was jacking off to the Hunter Biden kiddie porn. Was probably eating pizza too.

[Reck]

Webcam covers FTW.

That's kind of the point of Zoom, no?

[spurraider21]

:lol

[Splits]

if it was me? i'd just own it be like, "hey it's fucking covid i can't leave my fucking room so yeah I gotta crank some time, I work 24/7 now fuckoff"

[GB20]

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

That's kind of the point of Zoom, no?Probably shouldn't take any chances when rubbing one out.

[pgardn]

He was making loud noises?
Sure this was not a maskless derp interviewing for a job with Tucker Carlson.

[hater]

:lmao liberals


:lol biden supporters

[hater]

:lmao muhrussiagaters :lol

[pgardn]

:lmao liberals


:lol biden supporters

Conservatives

Trump supporters

YOu.

[pgardn]

:lmao muhrussiagaters :lol

Russian did interfere with our elections.
No need to lock it up with a gate.

[Reck]

:lmao liberals


:lol biden supporters

Not sure where you're going with this.

[leemajors]

he was hacked!

[tholdren]

Conservatives

Trump supporters

YOu.

Beahjahhaahhaahaaaahah you sad

[Chris]

gotheem :lol

[Reck]

gotheem :lol

Hopefully he has to pay 30 million dollars for putting those poor ladies through that pain like Bill O'Reilly had to do.

[Chris]

He was jacking off to the Hunter Biden kiddie porn. Was probably eating pizza too.

Look how quick they summon Pizzagate :lol

Spurstalk

[Will Hunting]

Look how quick they summon Pizzagate :lol

Spurstalk
It's your conspiracy theory Qhris.

[hater]

gotheem :lol

:lmao

[Winehole23]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkuNZ7oWkAAn-8t?format=png&name=large

[Chris]

:lmao

:lol

[TimDunkem]

:lol

[DarrinS]

"it was erection simuration"

https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-11-at-3.00.26-PM-e1544558497145.png

[ElNono]

"it was erection simuration"

https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-11-at-3.00.26-PM-e1544558497145.png

:lol

[Dirks_Finale]

:lol
"it was erection simuration"

https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-11-at-3.00.26-PM-e1544558497145.png

[spurraider21]

:lol fuck thats funny

[pgardn]

Look how quick they summon Pizzagate :lol

Spurstalk

Just say Pizzagate is/was stupid and wrong.

Take for instance Trump using the word hoax concerning the virus. It got misused by the press and others. Trump always believed the virus was real. What he did not believe, the hoax, was that it was dangerous, a concern. He did not think it was a big deal, he did believe the virus was real and it caused real symptoms.

Trump was stupid and wrong about the virus hoax concerning the impact it would have on health and the economy.

So go ahead and admit it Chris, the Christian.
The Qanon stuff is silly and even dangerous.
People believing in ghosts and brandishing weapons to fight them is not a preferred solution to a non existent threat.

[SnakeBoy]

Can I haz cliff notes? Don't want to click on any link of this story :lol

“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers,” Toobin told Motherboard.

“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.


I do not have a camera or mic on my pc tbh

[ElNono]

“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers,” Toobin told Motherboard.

“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.

I do not have a camera or mic on my pc tbh

Me neither, normally run confs on the cell, where it's pretty obvious if your camera is on or not.

[pgardn]

“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers,” Toobin told Motherboard.

“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.


I do not have a camera or mic on my pc tbh

Mute a video...
How about turn off the video.
Mute your groaning Jeffrey TubeSlappin.

[pgardn]

Me neither, normally run confs on the cell, where it's pretty obvious if your camera is on or not.

the guy is an idiot.
Or how about carrying out your needs under the desk with the camera on your face with a derpish pleasure exposed.

[DarrinS]

Me neither, normally run confs on the cell, where it's pretty obvious if your camera is on or not.

I have a piece of painters tape over my camera lens. I should send this pro tip to Toobin.

[hater]

Me neither, normally run confs on the cell, where it's pretty obvious if your camera is on or not.

Same here tbqh

I got fucked once when my stupid android phone said it was muted qnd it really wasnt :lol

But I was just screaming at the tv watching womens world cup :lol

[Chris]

Just say Pizzagate is/was stupid and wrong.

Take for instance Trump using the word hoax concerning the virus. It got misused by the press and others. Trump always believed the virus was real. What he did not believe, the hoax, was that it was dangerous, a concern. He did not think it was a big deal, he did believe the virus was real and it caused real symptoms.

Trump was stupid and wrong about the virus hoax concerning the impact it would have on health and the economy.

So go ahead and admit it Chris, the Christian.
The Qanon stuff is silly and even dangerous.
People believing in ghosts and brandishing weapons to fight them is not a preferred solution to a non existent threat.

Explain how QAnon is dangerous in correlation to the 1st amendment.

[pgardn]

Explain how QAnon is dangerous in correlation to the 1st amendment.

Fire in the theater!

Shes a witch, burn her! (This would be more in line with your thinking)

[DMC]

If you can't please yourself how are you you're supposed to please anyone else?

[DMC]

Toobin' that apostrophe means everything

[Spurminator]

Jane Meyer playing establishment Republicans?

Who among us wouldn't jerk it to that?

[hater]

https://twitter.com/l_maganamus/status/1318366324289118208?s=19

[ElNono]

https://twitter.com/l_maganamus/status/1318366324289118208?s=19

lol Emol Musk

[tholdren]

lol Emol Musk

Elwrongwrong says NFL testing important!

[SnakeBoy]

1266094298803720192

[TSA]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BrentScher/status/1318311166200979473

[SnakeBoy]

You know you fucked up when OJ starts taking shots at you

1318348497272238080

[SnakeBoy]

https://i.imgur.com/jRqnTHt.gif?noredirect

[pgardn]

A CNN commentator jerking off to an election simulation is basically regular programming

Got to give them credit for assaulting themselves instead of chasing female anchors around the table like FOX.
Big Roger Ailes, may he rest in pieces.

[ElNono]

https://i.imgur.com/jRqnTHt.gif?noredirect

https://i.imgur.com/xNSt07y.gif

[DarrinS]

1266094298803720192


That guy in the lower left. :lmao

[pgardn]

That guy in the lower left. :lmao

He saw it coming.

[SnakeBoy]

That guy in the lower left. :lmao

It's so funny how he knew what was coming as soon as he spotted the lotion

[Chris]

Fire in the theater!

Shes a witch, burn her! (This would be more in line with your thinking)

Explain how QAnon is dangerous in correlation to the 1st amendment

[DarrinS]

At least we can all agree that this story is hilarious.

[Will Hunting]

Maybe the funniest part to me is that he was relying on the mute/mic off button to make sure his coworkers didn't see his dick. Why not just play it safe and put some clothes on before logging onto zoom in the first place :lol

[ElNono]

Explain how QAnon is dangerous in correlation to the 1st amendment

Cults are not necessarily protected under the freedom of religion clause of the 1st amendment. That's why Waco happened and was perfectly legal.

[TSA]

Maybe the funniest part to me is that he was relying on the mute/mic off button to make sure his coworkers didn't see his dick. Why not just play it safe and put some clothes on before logging onto zoom in the first place :lol

Him jerking off with clothes on in front of his coworkers wouldn’t have made much of a difference.

[Will Hunting]

Him jerking off with clothes on in front of his coworkers wouldn’t have made much of a difference.
I thought that part was a joke, he was actually jerking off? :lol

[Will Hunting]

1266094298803720192
:lmao

[Reck]

I thought that part was a joke, he was actually jerking off? :lol

I had to google the one girl in the group to see if fapping was worth losing a career over. Not.

Unless he was jerking it to Tyrone. :lmao this guy is a complete charlatan.

[RD2191]

1266094298803720192
:lmao

[pgardn]

Explain how QAnon is dangerous in correlation to the 1st amendment

Maybe this will help a 2nd time.

Fire in the theater!

“Shes a witch, burn her! “(This would be more in line with your thinking)

You think the first amendment has no limits, that’s your problem.

[Chris]

Maybe this will help a 2nd time.

Fire in the theater!

Shes a witch, burn her! (This would be more in line with your thinking)

Well at least you tried slugger.

[pgardn]

Well at least you tried slugger.

It’s true.

I can’t help if you’re stupid.
Pinhead...

[Chris]

It’s true.

I can’t help if you’re stupid.
Pinhead...

I'm sorry you are so angry.

[pgardn]

I'm sorry you are so angry.

Just boiling.

So mad that I will identify your residence as a place where children are being tortured, because it’s my first amendment right, and maybe a pinhead like you will show up and try to kill yourself.
Ping pong pizza... go there.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao liberals


:lol biden supporters

[Spurtacular]

:lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t48lN4fXEiU

[Spurtacular]

Bash Trump. Masturbate.
Rinse. Repeat.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

1266094298803720192

The Blake in the top right is loving the show. :lol

[Spurtacular]

A CNN commentator jerking off to an election simulation is basically regular programming

Got to give them credit for assaulting themselves instead of chasing female anchors around the table like FOX.
Big Roger Ailes, may he rest in pieces.


Spoken like a true soy boy beta bitch cuck. :lmao

[TSA]

1266094298803720192

https://mobile.twitter.com/drefanzor/status/1318288243394191361

[Chris]

Just boiling.

So mad that I will identify your residence as a place where children are being tortured, because it’s my first amendment right, and maybe a pinhead like you will show up and try to kill yourself.
Ping pong pizza... go there.

Hey, you tried your hardest and I'm proud of you :tu

[pgardn]

Spoken like a true soy boy beta bitch cuck. :lmao

oh a Roger Ailes fan.
you hate to see it.

you tried chasing girls without being in a position of power, this was a mistake Derpe
Women must be taken and drug by the hair across the floor ape boy.
Only problem is you would get your ass kicked.

[pgardn]

Hey, you tried your hardest and I'm proud of you :tu

Keep thinking your first amendment rights are unlimited Chrissy.

[hater]

Bash Trump. Masturbate.
Rinse. Repeat.

:lmao

:lol pretty much

[pgardn]

Bash Biden. Masturbate.
Rinse. Repeat.

:lmao

You won’t be able to fertilize a tree hole derp when the new SC justice arrives. You are going to have to try to find a uterus. No cell goes wasted with this lady.

i’m thinking your only chance is to wait at the hospital after a hysterectomy and go through the biohazard trash.

[pgardn]

:lol pretty much

Says the guy who has rubbed off his roll to Putin and Lavrovs pictures.

[Spurtacular]

oh a Roger Ailes fan.
you hate to see it.

you tried chasing girls without being in a position of power, this was a mistake Derpe
Women must be taken and drug by the hair across the floor ape boy.
Only problem is you would get your ass kicked.

You don't have to be a Roger Ailes fan to be in favor of banging bitches over putting on a masturbation show for colleagues.

:lmao Cuck Garden

[Spurtacular]

You won’t be able to fertilize a tree hole derp when the new SC justice arrives. You are going to have to try to find a uterus. No cell goes wasted with this lady.

i’m thinking your only chance is to wait at the hospital after a hysterectomy and go through the biohazard trash.

Get a hold of yourself.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_eVjrU_uow

[hater]

At least we can all agree that this story is hilarious.

This story united Amerifans like no candidate could :lmao

[Blake]

Bash Trump. Masturbate.
Rinse. Repeat.

:lmao


The Blake in the top right is loving the show. :lol

Well everyone suspected but now you've just confirmed what you do after you bash me.

[Winehole23]

He will still receive retirement benefits from his stint as a state legislator from 1974 to 1980, the newspaper said.https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ex-judge-donald-thompson-busted-penis-pump-trials-pension-cut-article-1.968325

[Spurtacular]

I mean, the risk of getting caught has to partly be why he even did it, right?

Sounds like a rhetorical question for you.

[Reck]

1266094298803720192

The Asian guy is traumatized. Rofl this clips gets funnier and funnier.

[boutons_deux]

How does Toobin ever recover?

For whatever he's done in his career so far,

he will be tatooed as the Zoom jerk off guy forever, a la Monica Lewinsky.

three kids! :lol

Children (https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk03hxbBZFhE0ZrIFx8B8-aSXhUZqMA:1603219972895&q=jeffrey+toobin+children&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LUz9U3MC82jzfXkspOttIvSM0vyEkFUkXF-XlWyRmZOSlFqXmLWMWzUtPSilIrFUry85My8xRgMgCoN8FHQwA AAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjuoezn68PsAhUknq0KHV6rArYQ6BMoADA-egQIDRAC): Roderick Henry Greenfield (https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk03hxbBZFhE0ZrIFx8B8-aSXhUZqMA:1603219972895&q=Roderick+Henry+Greenfield&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LUz9U3MC82jzdX4gYxDQ2LkiySc7WkspOt9AtS8wtyUoFUUXF-nlVyRmZOSlFq3iJWyaD8lNSizORsBY_UvKJKBfei1NS8tMzUnJ QdrIwA7lTojlUAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjuoezn68PsAhUknq0KHV6rArYQmxMoATA-egQIDRAD), Ellen Toobin (https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk03hxbBZFhE0ZrIFx8B8-aSXhUZqMA:1603219972895&q=Ellen+Toobin&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LUz9U3MC82jzdX4gYxDQ2LkiySCrSkspOt9AtS8wtyUoFUUXF-nlVyRmZOSlFq3iJWHtecnNQ8hZD8_KTMvB2sjAC8JJSfSAAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjuoezn68PsAhUknq0KHV6rArYQmxMoAjA-egQIDRAE), Adam Toobin (https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk03hxbBZFhE0ZrIFx8B8-aSXhUZqMA:1603219972895&q=Adam+Toobin&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LUz9U3MC82jzdX4gYxDQ2LkiwsS7SkspOt9AtS8wtyUoFUUXF-nlVyRmZOSlFq3iJWbseUxFyFkPz8pMy8HayMABZYLWNHAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjuoezn68PsAhUknq0KHV6rArYQmxMoAzA-egQIDRAF)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin

[koriwhat]

he was hacked!

jacked or hacked? lol

[Spurminator]

How does Toobin ever recover?

For whatever he's done in his career so far,

he will be tatooed as the Zoom jerk off guy forever, a la Monica Lewinsky.

three kids! :lol

Children (https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk03hxbBZFhE0ZrIFx8B8-aSXhUZqMA:1603219972895&q=jeffrey+toobin+children&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LUz9U3MC82jzfXkspOttIvSM0vyEkFUkXF-XlWyRmZOSlFqXmLWMWzUtPSilIrFUry85My8xRgMgCoN8FHQwA AAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjuoezn68PsAhUknq0KHV6rArYQ6BMoADA-egQIDRAC): Roderick Henry Greenfield (https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk03hxbBZFhE0ZrIFx8B8-aSXhUZqMA:1603219972895&q=Roderick+Henry+Greenfield&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LUz9U3MC82jzdX4gYxDQ2LkiySc7WkspOt9AtS8wtyUoFUUXF-nlVyRmZOSlFq3iJWyaD8lNSizORsBY_UvKJKBfei1NS8tMzUnJ QdrIwA7lTojlUAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjuoezn68PsAhUknq0KHV6rArYQmxMoATA-egQIDRAD), Ellen Toobin (https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk03hxbBZFhE0ZrIFx8B8-aSXhUZqMA:1603219972895&q=Ellen+Toobin&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LUz9U3MC82jzdX4gYxDQ2LkiySCrSkspOt9AtS8wtyUoFUUXF-nlVyRmZOSlFq3iJWHtecnNQ8hZD8_KTMvB2sjAC8JJSfSAAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjuoezn68PsAhUknq0KHV6rArYQmxMoAjA-egQIDRAE), Adam Toobin (https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk03hxbBZFhE0ZrIFx8B8-aSXhUZqMA:1603219972895&q=Adam+Toobin&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LUz9U3MC82jzdX4gYxDQ2LkiwsS7SkspOt9AtS8wtyUoFUUXF-nlVyRmZOSlFq3iJWbseUxFyFkPz8pMy8HayMABZYLWNHAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjuoezn68PsAhUknq0KHV6rArYQmxMoAzA-egQIDRAF)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin

Eh, Marv Albert got his career back.

[koriwhat]

Says the guy who has rubbed off his roll to Putin and Lavrovs pictures.

you've lost your mind bro.

[Reck]

Eh, Marv Albert got his career back.

Would you shake this guy's hand though? :lol

[Spurminator]

Would you shake this guy's hand though? :lol

Most definitely not. :lol But I'll still read him if he returns to The New Yorker.

[pgardn]

Get a hold of yourself.

Let go of yourself.

And quit wasting your precious seed milt on the walls and tree holes.

[pgardn]

you've lost your mind bro.

You have no clue what this even means but the poster it was meant for does.
Stay out of stuff you dont understand.

[Spurtacular]

Let go of yourself.

And quit wasting your precious seed milt on the walls and tree holes.

Dat meme ain't trending. Come to terms.

[koriwhat]

You have no clue what this even means but the poster it was meant for does.
Stay out of stuff you dont understand.

lmao whatever you say PG

[boutons_deux]

...

[DarrinS]

White House documents expose the truth:

Trump lied — and people died

President Donald Trump has known for over a month that new coronavirus infections have been soaring even as the White House has lied about the seriousness of the surge,

published six weekly White House Coronavirus Task Force reports (pdf)—dated August 16 (https://coronavirus.house.gov/sites/democrats.coronavirus.house.gov/files/08-16-2020_Task-Force-Report.pdf), August 23 (https://coronavirus.house.gov/sites/democrats.coronavirus.house.gov/files/08-23-2020_Task-Force-Report.pdf), August 30 (https://coronavirus.house.gov/sites/democrats.coronavirus.house.gov/files/08-30-2020_Task-Force-Report.pdf), September 6 (https://coronavirus.house.gov/sites/democrats.coronavirus.house.gov/files/09-06-2020_Task-Force-Report.pdf), September 13 (https://coronavirus.house.gov/sites/democrats.coronavirus.house.gov/files/09-13-2020_Task-Force-Report.pdf), and September 20 (https://coronavirus.house.gov/sites/democrats.coronavirus.house.gov/files/09-20-2020_Task-Force-Report.pdf)—

proving the administration has known since early September that Covid-19 infections were rising rapidly.

instead of being forthcoming with the American people and the world,

Trump opted to hide the reports while spuriously claiming (https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/10/trump-covid-timeline/) that the virus "affects virtually nobody"—

even as it caused (https://www.kshb.com/news/coronavirus/september-brings-record-covid-19-cases-deaths-in-kansas-missouri) record infections and deaths in numerous states in September.

https://pbs.twimg.com/ad_img/1318583824641654785/RvOmSNy0?format=png&name=900x900

Not only did the administration fail to honestly inform the nation, Trump held several so-called superspreader rallies (https://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/09/11/its-superspreader-event-few-masks-sight-packed-trump-campaign-rally-michigan)

and other events in September, including in states hit hard by surging Covid-19 infections, such as Minnesota, North Carolina, and Wisconsin.

On October 1, Trump declared (https://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/10/02/just-after-declaring-end-pandemic-sight-trump-tests-positive-coronavirus) that "the end of the pandemic is in sight."

https://www.alternet.org/2020/10/trump-lies/



Not sure what this has to do with Tobbin going to the spank bank.

[Spurtacular]

https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/059/067/367/original/ea177326f8039917.jpeg?1603306883

[Spurtacular]

:lol at calling it a pseudo scandal while having to say "m-word."

https://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/ny-oped-toobin-and-the-m-word-20201021-sdm3nfc5ejgvxocmyb4r4iuknq-story.html

[pgardn]

Dat meme ain't trending. Come to terms.

Not a meme spurt man.
Its flat out you.

You dont even understand the difference between contraception and abortion.

Your breath of fresh air lady in the SC does not like you wasting your gametes, pure and simple.
This is a sex is for making kids only gal. "Guys" like you who waste their gametes playing wack the mini doodle, I guarantee, she dont like that shit.
Its your right to hate women and to take your frustration out on Mr. Happy imo. Not hers...

Breath of Fresh Air my...

She would not take a stand on contraception in the home between the Mr. and the Mrs....
And you dont think there is a problem with your breath of fresh air.
Jokes on you, wackman. You will go blind, she believes it or would like you to believe it.

The other conservative SC justices are way past this.
Your gal, is a primitive baby oven. "you only use that on me if you want another life"

[Spurtacular]

Not a meme spurt man.
Its flat out you.

You dont even understand the difference between contraception and abortion.

Your breath of fresh air lady in the SC does not like you wasting your gametes, pure and simple.
This is a sex is for making kids only gal. "Guys" like you who waste their gametes playing wack the mini doodle, I guarantee, she dont like that shit.
Its your right to hate women and to take your frustration out on Mr. Happy imo. Not hers...

Breath of Fresh Air my...

She would not take a stand on contraception in the home between the Mr. and the Mrs....
And you dont think there is a problem with your breath of fresh air.
Jokes on you, wackman. You will go blind, she believes it or would like you to believe it.

The other conservative SC justices are way past this.
Your gal, is a primitive baby oven. "you only use that on me if you want another life"

Meltdown.

[pgardn]

Meltdown.

Sure.

Hide the stupid.
Contraception v. abortion... please read about it.
And the lady you back.

[SnakeBoy]

"it was erection simuration"

https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Screen-Shot-2018-12-11-at-3.00.26-PM-e1544558497145.png

https://media.giphy.com/media/1BRXy8cUS1jyw/giphy.gif

[DarrinS]

https://media.giphy.com/media/1BRXy8cUS1jyw/giphy.gif

:lmao