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Puppy Dog
11-16-2005, 07:53 PM
Matthew 5:27-28

You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery'; but I say to you, that everyone who looks on a woman to lust for her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.
mouse
11-16-2005, 08:36 PM
bro was is it in red? was the dude on the rag? :lmao
JoeChalupa
11-16-2005, 08:41 PM
Matthew 5:27-28

You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery'; but I say to you, that everyone who looks on a woman to lust for her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.

I still disagree.
Wifey
12-01-2005, 08:21 PM
this should have been the original picture...think its a lot nicer
http://pic12.picturetrail.com/VOL412/761184/2650089/32216393.jpg
Samr
12-01-2005, 08:37 PM
Jesus shit how the hell do let yourselves get like that?

If I ever get a flat tire, I know who to call. AAA has nothing on you.

Now I know where Fido AND Easter Bunny went and know I know that Santa IS real.

Rosie O'Donnel has less fat on her front than you have on your back.

You're so fat you were in the Oprah audience and you got TWO cars you pork-gobbling piece of shit.

So if Zstomp ever gets in a situation, can he call your asses in as a barrier? Or a battering ram? What if Mouse ever wants to get a bitch, can he call you too? Beautiful by comparrison, Mr. Michelin.

You know there is some serious money to be made by selling your hair for use in wigs. No, not on your head, dumbass!

So I was checking the names under Megan's Law, and your right hand came up. Seriously, man, what the fuck!?

It's called Body ILLusions, and you two are the poster boys.

Hey, Shaq called- he wants his diet back.
Mr. Defense
12-02-2005, 02:33 PM
You're so fat you were in the Oprah audience and you got TWO cars...


:lmao


that one is not bad at all...the rest suck.

you'd be in the running if ClintSquint hadn't already won this muthafucker a month ago...:lol


go ahead and change your screen name to andadollashote. :tu :lol



and wifey, I have called my attorney and you are hereby ORDERED to stop posting horrible pics of me. This is your only warning. Don't make Mr. Maloney angry. Or he'll get his friend also known as Mr. Maloney and they'll both sue your ass for me. :tu

Thanks in Advance! :elephant
Looter
12-02-2005, 02:54 PM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeONE.jpghttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg

big zak your my buddy man, my karoake pal, and in all due respect....
but this picture reminds me of "i ate a baby, i want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, chili's baby back ribs"

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/ANP/pdSZANP0001.jpg






at one time BigSnack was skinny....




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/wayne24/0000aaa.jpg
Mr. Defense
12-02-2005, 05:14 PM
that's freaky...i forgot what i looked like with hair....and whoa...are those ribs?

i can't believe it....





speaking of ribs though...who's hungry?! :lol
SpursWoman
12-02-2005, 05:17 PM
speaking of ribs though...who's hungry?! :lol




mmmmm......riiiiibbbbbbbsss.....




Got change for a hun'rd? :fro..

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/35/28/38m.jpg
Mr. Defense
12-02-2005, 05:21 PM
sure...how much change you looking for? :lol


okay everyone....We're all meeting at tom's ribs off of 410 and Vance Jackson...SpursWoman is Buying! :elephant
SpursWoman
12-02-2005, 05:22 PM
ack! I added the pic, dammit! :lol



Ribs sound awesome, though... :tu
Mr. Defense
12-02-2005, 05:24 PM
we need a Golden Phoenix or a PF Changs GTG...we'd rock that shit. :tu
SpursWoman
12-02-2005, 05:25 PM
we need a Golden Phoenix or a PF Changs GTG...we'd rock that shit. :tu


We go to Golden Phoenix a lot ... :lol



I was actually considering sweet-talking someone into taking me there tonight... :eyebrows :lol
Mr. Defense
12-02-2005, 05:30 PM
okay SW, you talked me into it...but don't tell user...:lol


me and my friends from work would tear up phoenix every once in a while...

best buffet in town.

we only get 30 minutes for lunch, but some days we just said fuck it and took the damn hour and a half...:lmao

but i need to stay away from buffets cuz i KNOW i'd tear up at least two plates of general tso's. nothing else. just the chicken. i can't help it...:lmao

i have general tso dependancy...:lol
tlongII
12-02-2005, 05:31 PM
PF Changs would be too expensive for a GTG.
Mr. Defense
12-02-2005, 05:35 PM
who says?

just fly yo ass down to san antonio and be there Mr. Long.


i'll even get you the phone number of the hottest single sheep in there. :p



just kidding...thanks man. :tu
tlongII
12-02-2005, 05:37 PM
who says?

just fly yo ass down to san antonio and be there Mr. Long.

i'll even buy you a drink and get you the hottest single ladies phone number. :tu

I'm sorry but I do not wish to be the source of any marital strife between you and Wifey.
Mr. Defense
12-02-2005, 05:56 PM
GOOD point Mr. Long. edit in progress. thanks man. :tu
Wifey
12-05-2005, 04:35 PM
very disrespecting BigZak...you have no heart...
tlongII
12-05-2005, 09:02 PM
Who is sending Wifey PM's?
tw05baller
12-05-2005, 09:05 PM
has anybody won yet?
Mr. Defense
12-05-2005, 09:05 PM
Who is sending Wifey PM's?


^Good Question...:lol




very disrespecting BigZak...you have no heart...

wow...you truly do not know me, do you. :cry
Mr. Defense
12-05-2005, 09:06 PM
has anybody won yet?

clintsquint = $50 bones. IN PROGRESS. :tu

mouse = 24 pack. :tu PAID.
Eric Cartman
12-05-2005, 10:44 PM
I'm not fat I'm big boned! BEEFCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stacie
10-26-2008, 01:24 AM
where is the original picture?
Dr. Gonzo
10-26-2008, 02:00 AM
Is the original picture the one where he had a camel toe?
Stacie
10-26-2008, 02:07 AM
Yes! :lmao