Insult the FAT guy, WIN a PRIZE!

[bigzak25]

.

[NZHayden]

i cant disrespect you bigzak your the man

[Triumph]

oh c'mon hayden, it's just for FUN.

i won't take it as disrespect...it's just jokes...

besides, if you don't take a shot? how can you win a free beer...

I'm talking FREE BEER man...I'll buy the WINNER SIX BEERS...screw just one...who drinks just one beer?

SIX BEERS FOR THE BEST INSULT.

This is for FUN. So, since I was head cheeleader at my highschool?
I am authorized to tell you to JUST BRING IT...snap. :lol :tu

[NZHayden]

ok then, hey zak i bet its been years since youve seen your penis since your stomach always gets in the way

[Triumph]

:lol not bad, not bad...keep'em coming...i can't wait for the natives to wake up...

[Puppy Dog]

would somebody please insult this fat piece of shit?

you son, are a disgrace to humanity.

look at you. pathetic.

and you think we wanna see that shit?

you lucky i have a scroll button and a back button fat boy...

[MasterYoda]

lift your fatass with all the powers of the FORCE, even I could not...eh heh heh...:lol

[MI21]

In the almost 6 years of my posting on San Antonio Spurs related message boards, this is easily the weirdest thread I've ever seen.

[Triumph]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeONE.jpghttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg
just fyi, i took these about 2 days ago...i'm about 300 pounds...probobaly a bit over...oh, and please tell me what you think of my tits, i just had them done...:lol


i may not have my balls, but at least i now know where all my table scraps went you FAT FUCK! :lmao

300 pounds? I've seen less jelly on Mr. Dio's ass after a weekend in Frisco...

You make TPark look anorexic AND bolemic...

you can't even be called fat...we need more letters for your ass...

you are a fattt fucking pig, my friend...and that's no lie...:lol

[bigzak25]

yeah yeah, good hits.

but not good enough...when do the heavy hitters wake up?

pretend i just bitch slapped yo mama. :lol

mouse, herbivore female, violent kitten...you guys better do what you do best...you know, if you got what it takes...if your scared, i understand...:lol

make up a screen name, use all the ones you got, that goes for everyone!

lets tear the roof off this muthafukka...fatboy style...:tu

[alamo50]

You sure are bald bro.

[JoeChalupa]

You are cool BigZak...but I'm pretty sure John Wayne is pissed off at having to look at your ass.

[mouse]

The Duke is laughing.......


http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/bigzaxs-meltdown.jpg

[Puppy Dog]

fuk yah!

i got my own fuckin black bar...:lmao

[JackLalanne]

Looks like you need to pickup the phone and order one of my juicers!!

Start with some prunes and clean your ass out.

[Puppy Dog]

You sure are bald bro.

ohhh BALD....:lol....i thought you said BOLD...

yeah, i shave my head...:tu

[mouse]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-BigSnack.jpg

[batman2883]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-BigSnack.jpg
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha

[Taco]

Dude you need "The Bro" !!!!


Wait ...........

So do I :lol

[batman2883]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeONE.jpghttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg

big zak your my buddy man, my karoake pal, and in all due respect....
but this picture reminds me of "i ate a baby, i want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, chili's baby back ribs"

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/ANP/pdSZANP0001.jpg

[ZStomp]

Hey Mouse, I got a new picture for you:

http://img447.imageshack.us/img447/5861/napo1vl.jpg

:lol

[herbivore female]

I Get No Material From Your Picture. I Get My Material By How Stupid You Act. Why Cant You Just Be Big Zak The Man? Why Do You Try To Create Attention For Yourself? You Need To Just Settle Down And Be Cool. You Think You Got Something To Prove Right Now And No One Wants Anything From You. You Used To Be All Cool On The Board. Now You Just Tryin Much Too Hard

[gollum]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-BigSnack-2.jpg

[Puppy Dog]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-BigSnack.jpg



nice...we have a contender ladies and gentlemen...:lmao


mouse is currently THE contender for the prize...which is getting bigger as the day goes on...

I have decided to RAISE THE STAKES.

1 Case of Beer or 1 bottle of your choice...reasonable cost peeps...

AND...since i believe people really step up to the plate when MONEY is involved?

i'll throw in 50 bux on top of the booze.

when the time is right?

I'll post a poll of my favorites...and the FORUM can decide...it will be a public vote so mouse can't vote for himself 50 times...:lol



oh and batman, i LOVE BABYBACK RIBS...

i want my babyback, babyback, babyback ribs...
i want my babyback, babyback, babyback ribs...
...Chili's Babyback Ribs, 'Barbque Sauce'


no offense taken on this side...have at it folks...the offer stands...Best Hit wins.

This is a test of MY FAITH. Those that think religion is a bunch of crap? Try to break my faith. I DARE YOU. I double dawg dare you...:lol

You can't, but the prize goes to the one that comes closest...:tu

[CharlieMac]

Between your rack and Jennifers, that hug you get with her won't be a very close one.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You're going to get a hug from JLH? Just how long to you think here arms are? In my book it doesn't count as a hug if they can't get their arms around at least a quarter of your body, you tub.

And who the fuck decorates with a picture of John Wayne? I can only assume that you left it on a white wall to cover any semen stains you leave there after you spank it to that painting nightly.

And finally, with your head shaved and the way your boobs sag, from the armpits up you look like a giant penis and testicles.

With that said, I got nothing but love for ya. Big props for having the guts to put yourself out here like that. I don't know which I want more. A pic of you with JLH to show us up, or some pics of you making a fool of yourself. Do we have any say on the song selection?

[Puppy Dog]

I Get No Material From Your Picture. I Get My Material By How Stupid You Act. Why Cant You Just Be Big Zak The Man? Why Do You Try To Create Attention For Yourself? You Need To Just Settle Down And Be Cool. You Think You Got Something To Prove Right Now And No One Wants Anything From You. You Used To Be All Cool On The Board. Now You Just Tryin Much Too Hard



booo....that's NOT the herbivore female we all know and love...that's weak...

here herb, i'll give you some material to work with...

they used to call me 'cheeseball' in middle school...i was in 6th, this bastard ronald was in 8th...

the fuckin name stuck through 7th though....

by the time 8th came around, i was in the clear....

or so i thought...

that bastard ronald remembered my ass when i showed up at Lee my freshman year....:lol ....such is life...

oh, and i crapped my pants once or twice in kindergarten...

and i farted real loud in my 3rd grade reading class...shit, even the teacher was laughing at me...:lmao

now be the woMAN you know you can be, you know, the Queen Bitch you love to be, and hit me...don't be so fucking weak...

YOu are such a strong fucking personality when you have poor duffy, tpark and the like to pick on...

now that you got someone your own size, someone much fatter than you'll ever be? you back down?

I thought more of you...i guess i was WRONG.

tick tock herb...step up or step off...:tu

[herbivore female]

Your Not Even As Fat As I Thought You Were.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You went to Lee? Well no wonder you're such a worthless bastard! MacArthur Brahmas all the way, biatch!

[TheQuagMister]

http://re2.mm-c1.yimg.com/image/1138450533 Mukie wookie Nippie Pinchi

[gollum]

and i farted real loud in my 3rd grade reading class...shit, even the teacher was laughing at me...:lmao


she was at least 20 feet away, she knew death was not for at least another 30 seconds she had time to laugh, I bet the poor bastard behind you was not laughing, he was probably on fire :lmao

[herbivore female]

Like Anybody Has Never Had Embarrassing Happen To Them. I Make Fun Of Act Not What People Look Like. Stop Trying To Be Somthing Your Not.

[Puppy Dog]

You went to Lee? Well no wonder you're such a worthless bastard! MacArthur Brahmas all the way, biatch!


:lol :tu

[Puppy Dog]

Like Anybody Has Never Had Embarrassing Happen To Them. I Make Fun Of Act Not What People Look Like. Stop Trying To Be Somthing Your Not.


exactly! you are right!

but even so, i dont' see your ass posting your embarrassing moments...even under you fake screen name...nobody know's who you are...i have an idea, but i'll keep it to myself...so go ahead and post your embarrassing moments if it's not that big a deal...:tu

either that or come up with a real good fat joke about me...your choice...:lol

[herbivore female]

Why Would I Tell People My Most Embarrassing Moment Just Because? I Did Something Stupid At Noble Poker The Other Day Though.

[gay abc]

this isn't an insult - but if you were on my side of the fence - you'd be a hit here bearmen (http://www.bearmen.com/) :lol :lol

[MiNuS]

hey man,no wonder soups won't satisfy you! My low calorie diet would kill you!
I didn't read the post or the posts here.I never do. You need to walk! Your too young
to be risking a heart attack.

[CosmicCowboy]

http://www.initaly.com/regions/artists/lsup.jpg

Is that Zak at the end of the table on the right? fucking Judas!

[Puppy Dog]

judas...yeah....he was a real muthafucker eh? :lol

[Puppy Dog]

this isn't an insult - but if you were on my side of the fence - you'd be a hit here bearmen (http://www.bearmen.com/) :lol :lol


oh man, that's no insult, that's a compliment, thanks...but seriously, if even i'd be a hit on your side of the fence? you guys need to seriously consider raising your standards...:lmao

[alamo50]

ohhh BALD....:lol....i thought you said BOLD...

yeah, i shave my head...:tu

You grow hair there?

[Puppy Dog]

You grow hair there?


yeah man, but it's like monk style, you know...on the sides and shit...so unless i want to look like george carlin? yes, a very fat Carlin...it's best to go smooth on the scalp...:lol

[Summers]

Meh... I think you're kinda cute. Plus, I never make fun of fat people.

[Puppy Dog]

Plus, I never make fun of fat people.


wait a second...you think i'm fat? wtf?!


:p :lol

[Summers]

:lol

[Puppy Dog]

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126008

alright...now we got company...i wouldn't have had to do it, but Spurstalk was letting me down...:depressed...

i thought you guys had much much more venom than that...i mean c'mon...the way way alot of you rag on tpark, duff, and writer...and the way guys like FlashGordon wanted to goto mouse's house and punch him in the mouth?

And now? nothing? wuh happend?

those that like to throw darts?

I'm here. I'm waiting. you see those tits on me? pretend their baloons at the carnival...now hit me and win a prize...:tu

by the way, does anyone think i'm being prideful in this thread? cuz if so, please call me out on that too...:lmao

[King]

This is ridiculous.

[Extra Stout]

People won't rag on you like that because you're not belligerent. They bring it on themselves.

You do seem to be making a cry for help. The solution to your problems is not to post pictures of yourself and invite people to insult you. The solution is to get off the mat.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

People won't rag on you like that because you're not belligerent. They bring it on themselves.

You do seem to be making a cry for help. The solution to your problems is not to post pictures of yourself and invite people to insult you. The solution is to get off the mat.

Stout's on the right track. You need to say something that incites burning hatred among people around here. Something insanely inflammatory like, "AJ's number should be retired" or "Dirk could win MVP this year."

[sa_butta]

Before bed every night this is your prayer.

Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT!

[Puppy Dog]

hey King, I'll OWN YOU At BAsketball. :p




anything yet?

[SpursWoman]

Sac....it actually looks like you've lost quite a bit of weight from those pictures.

And I can only really make fun of adult illiteracy....so I'm at a total loss. :depressed

[Puppy Dog]

Do i have to say TD is an emotionless free throw choker?

Do i have to say TP will NEVER reach his 'potential'?

Do i have to say Jim is a SUCKER for lending money and it's HIS FAULT?

c'mon...surely you guys don't need motivation?

[ClintSquint]

http://www.141empire.com/images/cinema/inyourface.gif
"Shut your scuzzy mouth, fat body, and listen up!
I am going to give you the straight skinny, because
you are the biggest shitbird on the planet.
Get your job-quittin’, comedian dreamin’, kumbaya singin’, money givin’,
fast-food eatin’, late-postin’,
Bush-lovin' fat ass shit together and get in shape!!
There are too many fat
comedians around and the world doesn’t need another one!!"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Every time I open this thread to that first post with your pictures my computer starts making weird noises. Maybe someone here with some computer knowledge can help me out. Is it actually possible for a computer to cry or vomit?

[Puppy Dog]

http://www.141empire.com/images/cinema/inyourface.gif
"Shut your scuzzy mouth, fat body, and listen up!
I am going to give you the straight skinny, because
you are the biggest shitbird on the planet.
Get your job-quittin’, comedian dreamin’, kumbaya singin’, money givin’,
fast-food eatin’, late-postin’,
Bush-lovin' fat ass shit together and get in shape!!
There are too many fat
comedians around and the world doesn’t need another one!!"


:lmao

AWESOME...mouse, you got comp now...two names in the pot...

nobody else want 50 bux and free booze?

[Puppy Dog]

Do I have to say Slomo shouldn't have posted pics he didn't want people stealing.

It's the internet. That's what happens.

Do I have to say TPark is one of the only TRUE spurs fans here...

after all, he was at most if not all of the Spurs home games the season Before Duncan came to town...

how many can say the same here? I can't.

[KEDA]

Just think, if you got lost in the woods, it would be a month before you actually had to think about starvation!

[CosmicCowboy]

Every time I open this thread to that first post with your pictures my computer starts making weird noises. Maybe someone here with some computer knowledge can help me out. Is it actually possible for a computer to cry or vomit?

:lmao

Same thing happened here...it made this awful wretching noise and the cd/dvd tray flew open and tossed my document disk half way across the office...:lol

[sa_butta]

Do you really think a thread like this is going to make you feel better or skinnier for that matter. As a fatter of mact when all is said and done you will still be a fat ass. Nothing changes, everyone will still make fun of you and the laughs will continue as you walk by. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get some help or the torture will reamain to haunt you.

[KEDA]

Big Snack so fat he had to get baptised at sea world.

Big Sac is so fat when he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again.

Big Zac is so fat when he went on school field trips the school had to raise funds to feed him.

Big Zac is so fat he goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Big Zak is so fat he's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Big Zak is so fat his nickname is "DAMN"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'll cut Sac some slack. The camera does add ten pounds. But someone needs to account for who added the other 590.

[Puppy Dog]

As a fatter of mact when all is said and done you will still be a fat ass. Nothing changes, everyone will still make fun of you and the laughs will continue as you walk by.


okay, that's not bad butta. i like how you used fat ass. :lol

i'll keep you in mind for the top 5 at this point...:tu

[Puppy Dog]

:lmao

RACK KEDA,

that man came to play...good job brother...you definitely in the running at this point...



but i need more female venom...i know how viscious you ladies can be...
here, i'll taunt you by saying guess which is manu and which is me...
i bet you can't guess...:lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/BigZakRocha/3254977c.jpg

[LuvBones]

^ Oh no..... DO NOT involve Manu!

[sa_butta]

Congrats on the new Mcdonalds deal

http://www.coolbuddy.com/jokes/funnypics/fat_mcdonalds.jpg

[sa_butta]

I feel sorry for your mother. How did she survive the birth?

[Puppy Dog]

I feel sorry for your mother. How did she survive the birth?

RACK, i was waiting for that one...good job brother...:lmao

[nkdlunch]

U call urself fat???? that ain't fat at all. U sure are ugly though

[CosmicCowboy]

from wifey...What man? Sorry Zak...I know you are going to hate me for this but I believe I have a say in this...I had no say about your weed smoking, your cheating, and quiting your job...but I will say this...I am no sucker...I cannot afford to take care of another man that I don't even know financially...where are you getting your money...did you tell the forum momie still sends you money...and wifey has to take care of whatever else needs to be paid...rich my ass...you want to be a MAN...start at home by taking care of your wifey and I don't mean financially only...

we have a winner...

Zak, just spend the money on your wife and quit all this other stupid shit.

[sa_butta]

Didnt I see you at the Jimenez Dinner last year. I cant believe you ate all that shit. You really dont give a shit about anybody. Im glad you were able to eat well that day. Cause this guy didnt.


http://www.danheller.com/images/LatinAmerica/Cuba/People/Men/homeless-man-3.jpg

[Puppy Dog]

Originally Posted by wifey

from wifey...What man? Sorry Zak...I know you are going to hate me for this but I believe I have a say in this...I had no say about your weed smoking, your cheating, and quiting your job...but I will say this...I am no sucker...I cannot afford to take care of another man that I don't even know financially...where are you getting your money...did you tell the forum momie still sends you money...and wifey has to take care of whatever else needs to be paid...rich my ass...you want to be a MAN...start at home by taking care of your wifey and I don't mean financially only...


we have a winner...

Zak, just spend the money on your wife and quit all this other stupid shit.


hell no. she's off her rocker in that post. yeah i quit my fuckin job, why do you guys think i was smoking, drinking and over eating in the 1st place? I had a fuckin DEAD end job and a wife that wouldn't let me sit down for 1 minute after work before she jumped on my ass about the house she wanted and the car she wants and how my job wasn't good enough, etc, etc, etc...

yah, you kinda wanna escape that kinda shit after a while.

weed did the trick.

til she said i had to cut that out too...

i was like, what? Fuck that, i'm Tokin babe, you can squeal, but your gonna deal, cuz I gots to have my happy smoke...

and as for HER taking care of ME?

That's the BIGGEST CROCK OF SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.

The rock on her hand is 7 grand bro.

My ring was a gold band. The simplest shit out there, oh but forgive me God, I think I did get spoiled and request the comfort fucking fit option...

as for bills?

shit, I PAY THE CELLIE, FOR TWO PHONES, have for well over two years...that shit adds up...minimum 75, and right now, it's gonna be 105.

has she given me a penny for that shit in 30 months? Fuck no.

Cable? How about direct tv. Babe, you want to watch a movie, just order it, i got it. 60 bux a month...every month...in her mom's pad...WHICH SHE WANTED TO MOVE INTO, and I gave in so she could send $400 plus to her discover card while yeah, I"M the one giving her mom cash for rent, and what was my wife responsible for?

What did I ask her to contribute?

Some fucking groceries for the house. That's it. I said babydoll, buy some groceries for you and your mom for the month, and pay your bills. I got the rest.

And NOW?

Same fuckin deal.

I got he cellies. I got the rent. I got our share of utilities...

I got my credit cards, I got my school loan...ME.

has she helped me?

Yup, she pitched in 2 bills for september rent and 3 bills for some photos i needed...

so whoopdie fuckin do, i owe her 500 dollars...

she doesn't mention the fact that I put $2100 dollars on my credit card to fix her transmission on her truck so she could have a vehicle out here...

I ususally don't spout my do's, but Fuck if i'm going down without spitting the REAL FUCKIN TRUTH...

thanks for listening...:tu

[batman2883]

i love this thread

[CosmicCowboy]

Zak...quit acting like a whiney little bitch. You have to pay some bills? Poor little Zak.

Man up and quit acting like an asshole.

[Puppy Dog]

Zak...quit acting like a whiney little bitch. You have to pay some bills? Poor little Zak.

Man up and quit acting like an asshole.


yup, your right. :tu

[Puppy Dog]

i should MAN UP and quit my job.

i should MAN UP and go for my dreams.

i should MAN UP and bring my wife with me.

i should MAN UP and not say shit, even when attacked.

i should MAN UP and quit smoking weed.

i should MAN UP and quit lusting.

i should MAN UP and quit getting drunk.

i should MAN UP and put my faith in a Higher Power...

man, i really need to man the fuck up....why didn't i see the light...i'm really just a whiny little bitch asshole...

there's just NO way i'll be an actor, a rapper, and a comedian...just no way...:lol

doubt me. please.

it makes me STRONGER. :tu

[Extra Stout]

Zak, you're not getting any sympathy from me. What you described is LIFE. Everybody does it. We don't bitch about it.

You're having trouble coping with LIFE. That's why you have all these ways you escape. You thought you could go out to Cali and escape your problems.

And yet they've followed you. Maybe you thought if you found religion all your problems would go away.

That's not how it works. Faith only gives you the strength to deal with your problems honestly. You're still not willing to do that, and so things aren't going to get any better.

If it takes hitting rock bottom for God to get your attention, then you will hit rock bottom.

[Puppy Dog]

Zak, you're not getting any sympathy from me. What you described is LIFE. Everybody does it. We don't bitch about it.

You're having trouble coping with LIFE. That's why you have all these ways you escape. You thought you could go out to Cali and escape your problems.

And yet they've followed you. Maybe you thought if you found religion all your problems would go away.

That's not how it works. Faith only gives you the strength to deal with your problems honestly. You're still not willing to do that, and so things aren't going to get any better.

If it takes hitting rock bottom for God to get your attention, then you will hit rock bottom.

stout, i turned the other cheek in the other thread, but this is my fatman thread, so now your gonna get it...:lol

Please tell me what the fuck you know about coping with life?

haven't you been paying attention you condescending little bitch?

I quit my fucking ENGINEERING JOB.

for what?

for UNEMPLOYMENT, so I COULD CHASE MY DREAM, AND CATCH IT.

and catch it I WILL.

i didn't 'bitch' about it til COSMIC put that fuckin wifey vent post in my face...then i told my side...and honestly if you say you don't bitch about your life, THEN I KNOW YOUR A FUCKIN LIAR...maybe you don't do it here...maybe you don't have the BALLS to speak the truth about your life and yourself on a public forum...but learn from the master brother, I HAVE NO FEAR.

and how the fuck do you know how i'm dealing with my problems? your reading the story, your following along, but you aint in my head. your not in my wifes head either. Your just sitting there, making your fucking judgements from behind your monitor...your da pot, i'm the kettle.

and I ALREADY HIT ROCK BOTTOM!

don't you get it?

or don't you think a 370 pound, 9-5 slave, that smokes weed and drinks too much is rock bottome? maybe you don't, but i do.

and that's in my past.

now forgive me for sucking my own dick, but shit, it looks like no one else in the world is gonna do it...:lol

[GoldToe]

Put a sock in it already BigZak and STFU!

[Puppy Dog]

^i'll consider it...:lol :tu

[CosmicCowboy]

i should MAN UP and quit my job.

i should MAN UP and go for my dreams.

i should MAN UP and bring my wife with me.

i should MAN UP and not say shit, even when attacked.

i should MAN UP and quit smoking weed.

i should MAN UP and quit lusting.

i should MAN UP and quit getting drunk.

i should MAN UP and put my faith in a Higher Power...

man, i really need to man the fuck up....why didn't i see the light...i'm really just a whiny little bitch asshole...

there's just NO way i'll be an actor, a rapper, and a comedian...just no way...:lol

doubt me. please.

it makes me STRONGER. :tu


you are right Zak!

How could I have given up my dreams so easily?

I see the light now!...

I am quitting my job an moving in with my in-laws so that I can pursue my lifelong dream of being an astronaut...

or maybe a Formula 1 race car driver...

I'm sure my family will understand...:lol

[Shelly]

hell no. she's off her rocker in that post. yeah i quit my fuckin job, why do you guys think i was smoking, drinking and over eating in the 1st place? I had a fuckin DEAD end job and a wife that wouldn't let me sit down for 1 minute after work before she jumped on my ass about the house she wanted and the car she wants and how my job wasn't good enough, etc, etc, etc...

yah, you kinda wanna escape that kinda shit after a while.

weed did the trick.

til she said i had to cut that out too...

i was like, what? Fuck that, i'm Tokin babe, you can squeal, but your gonna deal, cuz I gots to have my happy smoke...

and as for HER taking care of ME?

That's the BIGGEST CROCK OF SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.

The rock on her hand is 7 grand bro.

My ring was a gold band. The simplest shit out there, oh but forgive me God, I think I did get spoiled and request the comfort fucking fit option...

as for bills?

shit, I PAY THE CELLIE, FOR TWO PHONES, have for well over two years...that shit adds up...minimum 75, and right now, it's gonna be 105.

has she given me a penny for that shit in 30 months? Fuck no.

Cable? How about direct tv. Babe, you want to watch a movie, just order it, i got it. 60 bux a month...every month...in her mom's pad...WHICH SHE WANTED TO MOVE INTO, and I gave in so she could send $400 plus to her discover card while yeah, I"M the one giving her mom cash for rent, and what was my wife responsible for?

What did I ask her to contribute?

Some fucking groceries for the house. That's it. I said babydoll, buy some groceries for you and your mom for the month, and pay your bills. I got the rest.

And NOW?

Same fuckin deal.

I got he cellies. I got the rent. I got our share of utilities...

I got my credit cards, I got my school loan...ME.

has she helped me?

Yup, she pitched in 2 bills for september rent and 3 bills for some photos i needed...

so whoopdie fuckin do, i owe her 500 dollars...

she doesn't mention the fact that I put $2100 dollars on my credit card to fix her transmission on her truck so she could have a vehicle out here...

I ususally don't spout my do's, but Fuck if i'm going down without spitting the REAL FUCKIN TRUTH...

thanks for listening...:tu


WTF are you keeping TABS on who paid for what in your marriage? That's not good at all.

[SpursWoman]

WTF are you keeping TABS on who paid for what in your marriage? That's not good at all.


No shit.... :wtf

[Kori Ellis]

WTF are you keeping TABS on who paid for what in your marriage? That's not good at all.

Yeah, I didn't understand that either. I don't even know the difference in whose money is whose in our house. And I've never heard a husband say he "borrowed" money from his wife.

[Triumph]

you are right Zak!

How could I have given up my dreams so easily?

I see the light now!...

I am quitting my job an moving in with my in-laws so that I can pursue my lifelong dream of being an astronaut...

or maybe a Formula 1 race car driver...

I'm sure my family will understand...:lol



go for it.

all you NEED is Jesus brother.

I BELIEVE, do you?

i really don't think anyone will believe me til i'm on tv...and by then?

they'll just flip the channel and spout about how much i suck and have no talent and how it's a sham that i made it...and you know what? i can't wait...:lmao

[Triumph]

every marriage is different folks.

we've always had our own accounts.

she don't trust me with money, that much should be obvious. :lol

[Shelly]

Well..

If this is your idea of comedy, then I don't think you're going to make it very far. You used to be funny. I don't think you are anymore.

Sad.

[Spam]

WTF are you keeping TABS on who paid for what in your marriage? That's not good at all.

Well...somebody needs to tell my wife...'cause if I don't get shit done during the week?...I don't get "paid" at the end of the week. :hat

[Triumph]

Well..

If this is your idea of comedy, then I don't think you're going to make it very far. You used to be funny. I don't think you are anymore.

Sad.


i'm sorry to make you sad shelly.

it's kinda hard to be funny when i'm talking about some serious shit, ya know.

my life has gotten mixed up with the 'old zak' of the forum..

comedy is on the back burner anyway,

but i WILL be on SNL...but you guys think that show sucks anyway, so i won't hold my breath listening for the collectives gasps...:lol

my goal right now is acting, and music.

start small.

as an extra, commercials, then videos, then tv shows, then movies...basically whatever comes along...and in themeantime, continue to write comedy and music like my mentors pryor and biggie taught me...

but i got NEW mentors now...kanye and foxx.

and an old school one too...GrandMasterFlash...

'don't push me, cuz i'm close to da eeeedge, i'm tryin, not to lose my head, ahuh huh huh, can't nobody take my pride, can't nobody hold me down, oh now, i got to keep on movin' :music

you are a wife shelly. with kids and a mortgage and a car payment.

you got it made sister. sounds like a great life.

but it's not for me...not right now...maybe later. :tu

[KEDA]

I just want to know


Zac, if I do win, does your wife buy me the bottle of Crown, or does your wife?

If she has to buy it, then I wont accept it.

[Shelly]

WTF does my life have to do with yours? I'm not the one spilling my guts on a public forum. I don't care if you don't want what you think I have.

YOU don't make me sad. YOU make your WIFE sad.

And guess what? There are plenty of strong women on this forum and we sure as hell didn't get there by the 'Come to Jesus because I said so and I will berate you until you do' talk from our husbands/or significant others.

I'm sure Jesus is really proud of you now.

[CosmicCowboy]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg

My name is Zak
I wanna rap
No I'm not on crack
inside I know I'm black

I found reeeligion
and made the deeecision
to move to the coast
so I could be the most

so now I crash with her folks
while I think of telling jokes
and dream of being famous
while blaming it all on Jesus

It's all about me
that you must see
Jennifer Love Hewitt
is beggin me to do it

*chorus*

do it to me Zak!
do it to me Zak!
Quit yer jerkin with your left and do it to me right!

My name is Zak
I know I sound whack
but I'm really not on crack

[Taco]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg

My name is Zak
I wanna rap
No I'm not on crack
inside I know I'm black

I found reeeligion
and made the deeecision
to move to the coast
so I could be the most

so now I crash with her folks
while I think of telling jokes
and dream of being famous
while blaming it all on Jesus

It's all about me
that you must see
Jennifer Love Hewitt
is beggin me to do it

*chorus*

do it to me Zak!
do it to me Zak!
Quit yer jerkin with your left and do it to me right!

My name is Zak
I know I sound whack
but I'm really not on crack

:wow :wow :lmao

[Triumph]

Keda,

I"M BUYING. :tu

[Shelly]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg

My name is Zak
I wanna rap
No I'm not on crack
inside I know I'm black

I found reeeligion
and made the deeecision
to move to the coast
so I could be the most

so now I crash with her folks
while I think of telling jokes
and dream of being famous
while blaming it all on Jesus

It's all about me
that you must see
Jennifer Love Hewitt
is beggin me to do it

*chorus*

do it to me Zak!
do it to me Zak!
Quit yer jerkin with your left and do it to me right!

My name is Zak
I know I sound whack
but I'm really not on crack


:lmao

Sorry dude, but I think GIG has got you beat in the 'flow' dept. Don't quit your day job~

[Triumph]

WTF does my life have to do with yours? I'm not the one spilling my guts on a public forum. I don't care if you don't want what you think I have.

YOU don't make me sad. YOU make your WIFE sad.

And guess what? There are plenty of strong women on this forum and we sure as hell didn't get there by the 'Come to Jesus because I said so and I will berate you until you do' talk from our husbands/or significant others.

I'm sure Jesus is really proud of you now.


maybe He is. maybe not. but they are watching. they are the ones that gave me this power and they are the ones that can take it away...i am helpless.

i didn't say i didn't want your life...i said i wasn't ready for it right now...

I want a home, kids, most of them adopted, and a nice yard for my dogs, and a little basketball court...and a humble chevy truck...that's it.

and shelly, i love you, but dayum, for someone that likes to tell other's all about there lives, you sure as hell can't take even a compliment about yours...

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao

Sorry dude, but I think GIG has got you beat in the 'flow' dept. Don't quit your day job~


:depressed

dang...and I just traded my 20X Stetson for a doo rag too...

[Shelly]

What did you compliment? My life is no different than most people my age. When your close :) to 40, chances are you own a home, some cars, have a few kids and a pet.

I don't care if you want to live in the poor house. But I do care that you're treating your wife like shit.

[Triumph]

i said i thought you had it made.

i want kids and a house too one day.

sorry if i offended.

as for my wife?

shelly, when you see us BOTH on the red carpet, living and loving it up, will you give me props then for knowing what i was doing?

[gay abc]

this is too much drama - even for me

:rollin

[Shelly]

If your wife is on the red carpet with you, I'd be surprised.

[Triumph]

If your wife is on the red carpet with you, I'd be surprised.


Good! I like to suprise people...shit, half the peeps in here thought i was a dumbfuck for up and leaving a 'percieved as good' job on a moments notice, and saying fuck the two weeks, i'm out this bitch now...

many thought i'd be lost without a car...

i made it in and around LA from pomona for a whole month...

When you want something, and you want it bad?

you gotta be willing to sacrafice for it.

and I shouldn't have to tell anyone this...you guys have all DONE IT ALREADY...i'm just a late bloomer...

no shelly, you won't be suprised...You'll be shocked and amazed...wait for it...I'm coming out like gayabc at the blue oyster...:p

[Shelly]

:blah :blah :blah

Keep talking. You haven't convinced a single person here that you're doing the right thing. Maybe in your mind you think you can, but I highly doubt that you will.

I hope you do achieve your dreams. I really do. But if this is the attitude you're going to use, then don't be surprised when the doors get slammed in your face. Hollywood is full of assholes and good luck convincing them to your way of thinking.

And on that note...adios.

[CosmicCowboy]

Well...if you put in the context that one of his "mentors" accidentally set himself of fire with a propane torch while cooking up his crack pipe it makes perfect sense...:lol

[CosmicCowboy]

bump

[Kori Ellis]

Here you go, Sac. I'm sure this not what you expected when you started this thread but it's what you deserve.

No one is going to come in here and insult you for being fat and make it hurt you .. you know you are fat, you look in the mirror everyday. Unfortunately you don't look in the mirror and see what a messed up person you are becoming.

You threw away blunts and porn and call yourself a Christian and think that you can now rise to the top on his Power. Well you need to come a little cleaner than that. You cheated on your wife (who cares if you weren't married yet .. she was your fiancee) multiple times.

Why? Because you are such a pitiful creature that it gave you some sort of validation that you could stick your small dick into a hole of slut? Fucking isn't that powerful, anyone can do it. Dogs, cats, sloths and rats. Anyone and everyone can fuck. It's no accomplishment.

And now, years later instead of living with your own guilt you decided to come clean to your wife and tell her the truth. I'm sure that you tell yourself that you told her the truth just because she deserved to know. That's a bunch of crap, you told her the truth to rid yourself of the burden of guilt and falsely raise yourself up.

Now you tell her day and night that you don't need her and then you try to justify your asshole behavior by saying that you are doing it for her own good, so she can find strength. Again, excuses and B.S. You do it because you get some kind of sick gratification/empowerment out of trying to control her. Just like she told me that you said she shouldn't talk in public anymore without going through you. I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but she can talk wherever and whenever she wants. You aren't her teacher and you aren't her master -- you are ONLY her partner.

Just because you went to Chicago and got pumped up by some wannabe comics telling you that you were funny and could make it big, got some fake attention from the women there, and had an awakening of your own, doesn't make you a master or a teacher and it certainly doesn't give you any right to treat your wife poorly.

Marriage is a partnership. It's about love, trust, honesty and beauty. It's about having a partner that makes you whole. It's not about manipulating and controlling. And it's not about putting your partner down because they aren't adhering to your new agenda.

I understand that your wife loves you. But you need to turn this situation around and quick. Or your lonely, poor ass is going to be crying on the streets, jacking off your small dick to JLH porn for the rest of your life.

[Shelly]

Amfuckingem, Kori Ellis!

[KEDA]

Zac,

do you realize how lucky you really are?

to have a wife that loves you?

to have a wife that puts up with you and this episode of bullshit?

I only wish I had those things, and you are about to throw everything that some people wish they had all away.

Think about it brother, alot of people are concerned about you and your behavior because you are our friend, and you are like a brother to some of us. Trust me if it was someone I didnt know and hang out with at bowling, or at GTGs or at Champps or at Kori's (when there is food!) I could give 2 shits less.

I am sure alot of the others feel the same way, we care about you bro, come to your senses, and get out of this shit before its too late.


Sincerely,

Billy "Chuckels" Woodward

[mouse]

Marriage is a partnership. It's about love, trust, honesty It's about having a partner that makes you whole. It's not about manipulating and controlling.

I'm sure LJ was thinking just that when he was walking home barefoot from the SBC center :lmao

[mouse]

Ps: the little dick smack was fresh :smokin

[CosmicCowboy]

hmmm...

Theres an eerie quiet in Pomona since someone made the Lorena Bobbitt reference.

[Dr.Phil]

Why add insult to injury?
It appears to me that Big Zak believes he has found himself but in
reality is more lost now than he has ever been.
His desire to openly express himself in this forum is a
scream for acceptance of his actions and desires.
The consequences of our actions sometimes leads us
to want approval from our family and friends and thus can
lead to denial in other areas of our lives.
His new found faith, while great for Big Zak, can be
a constant annoyance to others.
He needs to ask himself..or in his case…”Selfs….who am I really?”
He will find that the answer is he is a
combination of many personalities, good and bad,
that make up the great person known as Big Zak.
But the big picture Mr. Zak needs to keep in mind is
that while some of his “personalities” may offend some,
the Big Zak that we all know is there is the one we
choose to love.

[KEDA]

I believe his new found faith, it whats concerning us the most Phillip

[Extra Stout]

stout, i turned the other cheek in the other thread, but this is my fatman thread, so now your gonna get it...:lol

Please tell me what the fuck you know about coping with life?

haven't you been paying attention you condescending little bitch?

I quit my fucking ENGINEERING JOB.

for what?

for UNEMPLOYMENT, so I COULD CHASE MY DREAM, AND CATCH IT.

and catch it I WILL.So you abandoned your responsibility to your wife and your family in order to chase a dream?

Adults don't do that.

Sure, there's another career I'd love to go off and do, but I have responsibilities. Adults take care of responsibilities. And Christians put their own selfish dreams aside to take care of others first.

You know nothing about that. Your behavior is the diametrical opposite of a Christ-follower.


honestly if you say you don't bitch about your life, THEN I KNOW YOUR A FUCKIN LIAR...maybe you don't do it here...maybe you don't have the BALLS to speak the truth about your life and yourself on a public forum...but learn from the master brother, I HAVE NO FEAR.
I have this thing called contentment. I have this thing called peace. Sure, I'd love to live in a mountain meadow somewhere in my log cabin, and spend half my life backcountry camping. But that's not life. And I'm content with what I have, because I know whatever problems I may encounter on my worst day pale in comparison to what 99% of the world goes through on a good day, because I'm so incredibly lucky to have been born American.

And most of what I complain about in real life are my own shortcomings and limitations.

I have a wife that I spend every day finding ways to love and cherish her the best I can. And taking the attitude that her needs come first has made me much happier and more content than if I were setting out selfishly on my own and forcing her to come in tow.

And that's what you have done. You have been acting incredibly selfishly, and doing it under the guise of having become a born-again Christian.

I'm surprised your wife has put up with you this long.


and I ALREADY HIT ROCK BOTTOM!
No. If your wife leaves you and you have no choice but to come crawling back to Texas, THEN you will have hit rock bottom.

[CosmicCowboy]

I gotta give Zak credit for one thing. He can be one hardheaded determined mofo even when he is dead wrong. He has taken a cyberbitchslapping in this forum over the last 36 hours like I have never seen before and he has still not backed down an inch. Damn.

The only thing even close that I remember is SpursFan (Marcus) and I mowing down anti-arena posters in the summer of '99.

[PakiDan]

just fyi, i took these about 2 days ago...i'm about 300 pounds...probobaly a bit over...oh, and please tell me what you think of my tits, i just had them done...:lol

LIFE CAN BE SO UNFAIR...... Dude looks like a sack of congeled cholesterol, and it's ME having the heart attack!

J/K Bro - you know I love you! :angel

[herbivore female]

You Need A Barmitzpha So You Can Become A Man.

[LuvBones]

This thread was hilarious at the start! Now it's just depressing.
Zak when you say you're a late bloomer.... damn you're LATE! I don't know you but you seemed to have gushed everything about yourself and all I can say is GROW UP and humble yourself a little.. then maybe you'll find what you're looking for.

[mouse]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg

My name is Zak
I wanna rap
No I'm not on crack
inside I know I'm black

I found reeeligion
and made the deeecision
to move to the coast
so I could be the most

so now I crash with her folks
while I think of telling jokes
and dream of being famous
while blaming it all on Jesus

It's all about me
that you must see
Jennifer Love Hewitt
is beggin me to do it

*chorus*

do it to me Zak!
do it to me Zak!
Quit yer jerkin with your left and do it to me right!

My name is Zak
I know I sound whack
but I'm really not on crack

you know this is not that bad, of you put a music to it.

[mouse]

Not bad but sharing with us that you have a name for your balls is TMI city :lol

[Boo]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpghttp://oregonstate.edu/~tellerit/Pirate4x4%20Chops/fat%20owned.jpg

you guys make a good couple

when u guys have kids... a fuckin hippopatomus will come out.

Wait a sec.. how the hell u guys supposed to fuck, u guys cant even fit on a fuckin XXXXXXXXXL Matress.

yo titties look like a sack of spoiled milk.... shiet. http://aca.ninemsn.com.au/images/art/050112_obese_lg.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b247/shmavid22/laughatmeTWO.jpg

Oh and buddy, cut out on the cole slaw... its showing on your neck

[moose]

Boo is cooler than you.

[Boo]

Boo is cooler than you.

hell yea

[Leetonidas]

This thread weighs 300 pounds...

[Mr. Dictionary]

Main Entry: 1fat
Pronunciation: 'fat
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): fat·ter; fat·test
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English f[AE]tt, past participle of f[AE]tan to cram; akin to Old High German feizit fat
1 : notable for having an unusual amount of fat: a : PLUMP b : OBESE c of a meat animal : fattened for market d of food : OILY, GREASY
2 a : well filled out : THICK, BIG <a fat book> b : full in tone and quality : RICH <a gorgeous fat bass voice -- Irish Digest> c : well stocked <a fat larder> d : PROSPEROUS, WEALTHY <grew fat on the war -- Time> e : being substantial and impressive <a fat bank account>
3 a : richly rewarding or profitable <a fat part in a movie> <a fat contract> b : practically nonexistent <a fat chance>
4 : PRODUCTIVE, FERTILE <a fat year for crops>
5 : STUPID, FOOLISH
6 : being swollen <got a fat lip from the fight>
7 of a baseball pitch : easy to hit
- fat·ness noun

[Mr. Dictionary]

Main Entry: 1fat
Pronunciation: 'fat
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): fat·ter; fat·test
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English f[AE]tt, past participle of f[AE]tan to cram; akin to Old High German feizit fat
1 :
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeONE.jpghttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg

[T Park]

If you get a prize for insulting fat guys, lots of people that have insulted me are due their prizes.

So cough up bitches.

[3rdCoast]

MAN, I just now opened this thread for the first time. What a trip. Not the pics but the whole concept. Zak is the man.

[3rdCoast]

Damn, this fool is lucky to have a wife and someone that loves him. Shyttt, bro, you better stick with what you got and get off this forum cuz these Spurstalk ladies just aint havin it. Beleive me bra, I tried

[mouse]

If you get a prize for insulting fat guys, lots of people that have insulted me are due their prizes.

So cough up bitches.


^ Rack :lmao

That is true , Tpark has had more fat jokes tossed at him than Duff has had pay jim back jokes tossed at him. :lol

I would never stoop that low to talk about a persons body weight. :angel

[mouse]

Main Entry: 1fat
Pronunciation: 'fat
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): fat·ter; fat·test
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English f[AE]tt, past participle of f[AE]tan to cram; akin to Old High German feizit fat
1 :
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeONE.jpghttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg




For the Latinos of the forum.




Main Entry: 1 mantecca
Pronunciation: 'Gordo
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): Ponzone; Ponzona
Huge ass: Middle English, from Old English f[AE]tt, past participle of f[AE]tan to cram; akin to Old High German feizit fat

street slang:Fat ass/big bone motherfucker
1 :
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeONE.jpghttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg[/QUOTE]

[Gatita]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg

You know you have a job waiting for you at Hooters. :tu

[spurs=bling]

For the Latinos of the forum.




Main Entry: 1 mantecca
Pronunciation: 'Gordo
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): Ponzone; Ponzona

that is what we call my dads brother. and the guy is like 180 6'2 :lol

[mouse]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-shrek.jpg

[Leetonidas]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-shrek.jpg

:wow

:lmao

[bigzak25]

Well...if you put in the context that one of his "mentors" accidentally set himself of fire with a propane torch while cooking up his crack pipe it makes perfect sense...:lol


don't hate on my man pryor...he IS the KING of comedy.

all my mentors were fucked...

Pryor,
Farley,
Belushi,
Ghandi....

did you know muhatma smoked rocks?

little known fact....:tu :lol

[bigzak25]

oh, don't forget Biggie, that nikka dead too...:lol

[bigzak25]

hmmm...

Theres an eerie quiet in Pomona since someone made the Lorena Bobbitt reference.



luckily, she only cut bout 6 inches off...just call me the nub machine...:tu



and she'll never take my glorious glorious balls....can you say the same bout your mrs.? :lol

[bigzak25]

Why add insult to injury?
It appears to me that Big Zak believes he has found himself but in
reality is more lost now than he has ever been.
His desire to openly express himself in this forum is a
scream for acceptance of his actions and desires.
The consequences of our actions sometimes leads us
to want approval from our family and friends and thus can
lead to denial in other areas of our lives.
His new found faith, while great for Big Zak, can be
a constant annoyance to others.
He needs to ask himself..or in his case…”Selfs….who am I really?”
He will find that the answer is he is a
combination of many personalities, good and bad,
that make up the great person known as Big Zak.
But the big picture Mr. Zak needs to keep in mind is
that while some of his “personalities” may offend some,
the Big Zak that we all know is there is the one we
choose to love.


well, if this doesn't prove that Dr. Phil is an Oprah lap dog that don't know shit...nothing will...:lol

hey doc, maybe you should check out phych for dummies....it might help...

thanks for the help though...i'm gonna chill cuz K will kick my ass for talking too much smack...:lol

[bigzak25]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-shrek.jpg


oh...your gonna pay for that one asshole...:lmao

why is my belly hanging to one side?

maybe i shoudl chew more with the left side of my mouf...

[bigzak25]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpg

You know you have a job waiting for you at Hooters. :tu


not bad....i still got love for you sista even if your the current black sheep...

and i'm a little disturbed with myself for finding that brian spanking lois gif kinda hot...:lol

[bigzak25]

Gig, your time is coming with my rebuttal rap...but i'm downing miller lites with my homeboys at the tavern, so you gonna have to wait...be afraid...i'm gonna tear your skinny white boy crack volleyball playing shower peaking ass up....wigga what?

[ALVAREZ6]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-shrek.jpg
:lmao :spin :lol :vomit

[bigzak25]

there is no way in hell that u will beat my flow
takin the tampax outta your pussy is the only flowin u know
you look like a cross between shrek and a bear
at least u arent green, and if u were, i know u wouldnt care
cuz u are a middle aged faggot with no money
pretty soon u will be broker cuz i will take your Honey
its pretty sad that u got a wife but never get laid
the last time u did it was by Gatita who has AIDS!



okay....that's 2 strikes my friend....make fun of me? no problem. especially if it's funny...

but bring my wifey into your raps? you tip-toeing a line nikka.

i'll give you one last chance to step back...cross the line one more time...your gonna learn your lesson the hard way...:tu

i got love for you dawg, but your the bark, and i'm the bite...just remember that shit....don't poke the bear...do it too many times and he'll wake up and eat you. :tu now peace...go in peace... :angel

[bigzak25]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpghttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a79/donmegga/other/fatass.jpg


check out em nipples


did his head juss get smaller? :lol



oh no you didn't...:lol

awesome...your in the top 10....:tu

[bigzak25]

MAN, I just now opened this thread for the first time. What a trip. Not the pics but the whole concept. Zak is the man.

Damn, this fool is lucky to have a wife and someone that loves him. Shyttt, bro, you better stick with what you got and get off this forum cuz these Spurstalk ladies just aint havin it. Beleive me bra, I tried



1st, thanks for the support bigdawg...youda Man too...no doubt...:tu


as for luck? has nothing to do with it.

I'm Blessed. God and Jesus have blessed me.

as for those that doubt...that's okay...cuz one day...they'll doubt no more...:tu :angel :elephant

[bigzak25]

Here you go, Sac. I'm sure this not what you expected when you started this thread but it's what you deserve.

No one is going to come in here and insult you for being fat and make it hurt you .. you know you are fat, you look in the mirror everyday. Unfortunately you don't look in the mirror and see what a messed up person you are becoming.

You threw away blunts and porn and call yourself a Christian and think that you can now rise to the top on his Power. Well you need to come a little cleaner than that. You cheated on your wife (who cares if you weren't married yet .. she was your fiancee) multiple times.

Why? Because you are such a pitiful creature that it gave you some sort of validation that you could stick your small dick into a hole of slut? Fucking isn't that powerful, anyone can do it. Dogs, cats, sloths and rats. Anyone and everyone can fuck. It's no accomplishment.

And now, years later instead of living with your own guilt you decided to come clean to your wife and tell her the truth. I'm sure that you tell yourself that you told her the truth just because she deserved to know. That's a bunch of crap, you told her the truth to rid yourself of the burden of guilt and falsely raise yourself up.

Now you tell her day and night that you don't need her and then you try to justify your asshole behavior by saying that you are doing it for her own good, so she can find strength. Again, excuses and B.S. You do it because you get some kind of sick gratification/empowerment out of trying to control her. Just like she told me that you said she shouldn't talk in public anymore without going through you. I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but she can talk wherever and whenever she wants. You aren't her teacher and you aren't her master -- you are ONLY her partner.

Just because you went to Chicago and got pumped up by some wannabe comics telling you that you were funny and could make it big, got some fake attention from the women there, and had an awakening of your own, doesn't make you a master or a teacher and it certainly doesn't give you any right to treat your wife poorly.

Marriage is a partnership. It's about love, trust, honesty and beauty. It's about having a partner that makes you whole. It's not about manipulating and controlling. And it's not about putting your partner down because they aren't adhering to your new agenda.

I understand that your wife loves you. But you need to turn this situation around and quick. Or your lonely, poor ass is going to be crying on the streets, jacking off your small dick to JLH porn for the rest of your life.


ok, you get extra points for the pitiful creature and small dick remarks...and I must say, you ARE Right about me unloading my guilt...when i first confessed, i was drunk as shit...last time i was drunk by the way....and i fucked up.

If i had to do it again? THAT SHIT WOULD GO TO THE GRAVE WITH ME...I'm pissed at myself for telling her...I passed on the hurt to her...I won't ever forgive myself for that shit...I would have rather God burned me a little longer in hell than to have my wifey have all that shit in her mind right now....

i made mistakes years ago, and then I MADE AN EVEN BIGGER ONE by telling her the truth....i don't want to ever fuck up like that again...that's why i'll never get drunk again...i'll drink...i like beer...but i won't get drunk....don't get me wrong...i fucked up...i don't even blame the alcohol...but i don't ever want to be not in control of myself again...


okay...a few more points for telling me i get a sick gratification out of trying to control my wife...that hurts deep since i am in fact doing the exact opposite...

and i didn't tell her she couldn't talk in public anymore...i told her that when it's MY Business...i.e. My Photo Shoot...My Job, etc, that yeah, if she's got questions, ASK ME...she made me feel like a 5 year old kid...that pissed me off...i told her so....but even then...i realize my mistake....NOW? I may not like it...but I agree with you...she can say whatever the fuck she wants whenever she wants....but if i don't like it? i'm gonna tell her about it...that's my right too....

and while i may be NO teacher....there is only ONE Teacher in my opinion...I AM AN EXAMPLE...it will be upto others to decide whether i'm a good one or a bad one....i'm just gonna live my life the best i can and let the chips fall where they may....

when i went to chicago, nobody told me i was funny, nobody told me i could make it bit, and i didn't get any fake attention from women...i made friends and started my education...no more, no less....

and I am learning all about marriage...i won't pretend to have all the answers, but i'll tell you this...i'm getting wiser by the day...and me and wifey have been together since Jan 96...i must be doing something right huh?

more points for the lonely, poor, crying inthe streets jacking to JLH porn smack....very nice....

i'm sorry Kori, I'd put you in the running, but since you own this site?

I don't think it would be fair...and i gotta be honest, i sense too much Love and Concern in your post...and this contest is about pure venom...


Honestly though Kori, Thank-You.

I know you tell me what you do out of Love for a friend. Thanks Big Sister, and thanks to your Hubby aka, Da Man we know as Timvp for dealing with the yelling in the house when you were trying to set me straight...:tu :lol

[bigzak25]

This thread was hilarious at the start! Now it's just depressing.
Zak when you say you're a late bloomer.... damn you're LATE! I don't know you but you seemed to have gushed everything about yourself and all I can say is GROW UP and humble yourself a little.. then maybe you'll find what you're looking for.


sweetheart, i feel what you r sayin, but i don't understand how you can tell me to humble myself...didn't you notice? i posted two picks of myself without my shirt and told people to make fun of me with all they got...if that's not humbling myself, i don't know what is... :depressed

[bigzak25]

I gotta give Zak credit for one thing. He can be one hardheaded determined mofo even when he is dead wrong. He has taken a cyberbitchslapping in this forum over the last 36 hours like I have never seen before and he has still not backed down an inch. Damn.

The only thing even close that I remember is SpursFan (Marcus) and I mowing down anti-arena posters in the summer of '99.


Thanks Cosmic...i think i've always been stubborn, but you are right, I'll never back down again...I've got The Faith...it moves mountains...:tu :angel :elephant

[bigzak25]

i know who i'd pick for the winner, but i said i'd let the forum decide, so i'm gonna post the 5 best and post a poll....winner take all...

it will be a public vote, so don't none of you bastards vote more than once....i'll be watching and maybe Kori and LJ can help me make sure no one is multiple voting...


Also, if your screenname is still green?

Don't bother voting...i'll recount in my head and eliminate your vote...i want the votes of the peeps that have been here....but thanks to all!!!

I'll try to get the poll up by Sunday night...:tu

[bigzak25]

u are still a fat fuck who cheats on his wife. u are going no where in this world Sac.




:cry you big meanie...








:lol

[bigzak25]

So you abandoned your responsibility to your wife and your family in order to chase a dream?

Adults don't do that.


thanks for the advice....so i take it you consider yourself an adult? :lol



Sure, there's another career I'd love to go off and do, but I have responsibilities. Adults take care of responsibilities. And Christians put their own selfish dreams aside to take care of others first.

You know nothing about that. Your behavior is the diametrical opposite of a Christ-follower.


oh....wow...i WAS wrong...now i see the light...thanks! :elephant



I have this thing called contentment. I have this thing called peace. Sure, I'd love to live in a mountain meadow somewhere in my log cabin, and spend half my life backcountry camping. But that's not life. And I'm content with what I have, because I know whatever problems I may encounter on my worst day pale in comparison to what 99% of the world goes through on a good day, because I'm so incredibly lucky to have been born American.

And most of what I complain about in real life are my own shortcomings and limitations.

I have a wife that I spend every day finding ways to love and cherish her the best I can. And taking the attitude that her needs come first has made me much happier and more content than if I were setting out selfishly on my own and forcing her to come in tow.

And that's what you have done. You have been acting incredibly selfishly, and doing it under the guise of having become a born-again Christian.

I'm surprised your wife has put up with you this long.

No. If your wife leaves you and you have no choice but to come crawling back to Texas, THEN you will have hit rock bottom.

1st of all, never mistake contentment with peace. They are almost direct opposites. As for being suprised my wife has put up with me this long? Yeah, well that makes 2 of us...:lol :tu

As for me crawling back to Texas? uh oh, too late...i'm already back...and I flew, didn't crawl...southwest airlines rocks! :elephant it's quicker too...:lol

If/When my wife leaves me? That will be her choice, NOT MINE, and it will be the biggest mistake of her life...but it won't happen...i won't let it...we are meant to be...we are ONE...and so it shall be, forever more...unless she really really wants to leave me...in that case...I'll pray for her and wish her the best...I love her...always have, always will... :angel

[jaffies]

Also, if your screenname is still green?

Don't bother voting...i'll recount in my head and eliminate your vote...i want the votes of the peeps that have been here

my name's still green...do I count?

[bigzak25]

fuck u Sac, the other day u asked for this shit
tonight im gonna bend over your wife, fuck her, then split


Strike 3. Your out.


time bigzak starts to flow, 5:05....



alright g-i-g, i've heard your flow,
i tried to be nice, you your kinda slow,
so now you get dealt like the dog you are,
you kept pushing bigzak, but now you pushed too far,

so forgive me Lord, what i'm about to do,
i turned the other cheek, just like you,
but this wigga kept hittin, no mercy,
so no he'll get beat like he didn't forsee,

alright bitch, you done called me out,
i tried to whisper, but it's time to shout,
you think your big bad and the fuckin man,
but you bout to learn and become a fan,

of me, the one the only big z,
the one that could fuck yo whole family,
but i chose the peace, the troof, and the love,
til you crossed the line, now your getting the glove,

so bend over bitch, i'm talkin to you,
i'm stickin it in till your face turns blue,
and don't your worry, you'll get your chance,
to turn around and open mouf wide, your victory dance,

you asked for the best, so now you got it,
i tried to be nice, but now i forgot it,
can you remember back to when you were young?
back when you swallowed your 1st loada cum?

what what his name? uncle D?
spread your ass wide and made you scream...
he made you cry, and you wondered why,
now you catch yourself looking at all fly guys,

so you pimp and act, and try to be bad,
but you don't like chics just, and it makes you mad,
it's all a front, you think we don't know?
that when it comes to suck, you choose to blow...

but that's okay, it's not all bad,
it's not your fault you were fucked by your dad,
so wake up punk, i'm talkin to you,
stop using chicks to pull yourself through,

your a user dawg, and a fuckin hater,
and later on tonight your a masterbater,
to, all the porn you create, your actin bitch,
you like the cum shakes,

so stop your lying, stop your trying,
grow the fuck up and stop denying,
and maybe one day you realize,
that within you's the power to fuckin rise,

to, a level, that you can't even see,
and fuckin level that sets your ass free,
i'm talking bout my nikka above,
the one that taught me how to love,

the one that showes us all the way,
taught us to bow, taught us to pray,
but fuck that noise, you called the pain,
and now from your eyes it'll fuckin rain,

so learn your lesson, and don't come back,
i don't like to hate, it's not bigzak,
but when you cross the line, you will get dealt,
so pick yourself up, that's the end of the melt...


:angel

[bigzak25]

my name's still green...do I count?



okay, you count. :tu

green names by request only....it's just to keep peeps from making new screen names and messing up the vote...nothing more than that bigdawg...one post makes you a family member at spurstalk...i just want the vote to be legit, you dig...:tu

[jaffies]

dug :fro

[bigzak25]

:rolleyes


Come on Big Sac, your fat, but u can do better
if not i will keep making your slut wife's pussy wetter



your bore me now...maybe i can do better, but you sure as fuck can't...so stop the talking and step off...you are not worthy of my attention any longer...oh and feel free to continue to make any worthless jokes/comments about my loved ones...if you think it really bothers me coming from a little girl like you? then your more full of yourself then even i thought...:lol

don't you have a volleyball to go play with you big stud...:lmao

there are men in the is world Gig...and then there's you. Grow up. We're all waiting, but forgive us if we don't hold our breath...

[bigzak25]

Dude, your telling me to grow up? Who the fuck do u think u are?

You post half naked pictures of yourself in this thread. You tell us to insult u. U cheat on your wife. You are fat. You think you are a comedian, but u arent funny. U havent done shit in your life except support the local McDonalds. You are the one who needs to grow up man. The only thing i give u props on is keeping your bitch for so long. On second thought, she is prolly fatter and more worthless than you....so i guess that isnt too much of an accomplishment.

Just do us all a favor...shave your chest hair, get liposuction, stop with the religious bullshit....and buy me a fuckin beer at a GTG you miserable fat fuck


I'm bigzak, that's who. if you don't know, now you know...

and yeah, yeah, i hear you mumbling...whatever you say man...kay...:tu

but to show you i'm MORE MAN than you, yeah, i'll buy you a beer at the next GTG you show up at that i'm at too...i hold no grudges...

i know your cool dawg, don't get me wrong, but c'mon man, you know the game, someone pushes you, your gonna push back aren't you?

you did, i did. i'll walk away from this for now, but don't push me, cuz i'm close to da edge, i'm trying not to lose my head...:lol

whenever you care to dance though...i'm your huckleberry...i'll make you famous... :drunk

[mouse]

Strike 3. Your out.


time bigzak starts to flow, 5:05....



alright g-i-g, i've heard your flow,
i tried to be nice, you your kinda slow,
so now you get dealt like the dog you are,
you kept pushing bigzak, but now you pushed too far,

so forgive me Lord, what i'm about to do,
i turned the other cheek, just like you,
but this wigga kept hittin, no mercy,
so no he'll get beat like he didn't forsee,

alright bitch, you done called me out,
i tried to whisper, but it's time to shout,
you think your big bad and the fuckin man,
but you bout to learn and become a fan,

of me, the one the only big z,
the one that could fuck yo whole family,
but i chose the peace, the troof, and the love,
til you crossed the line, now your getting the glove,

so bend over bitch, i'm talkin to you,
i'm stickin it in till your face turns blue,
and don't your worry, you'll get your chance,
to turn around and open mouf wide, your victory dance,

you asked for the best, so now you got it,
i tried to be nice, but now i forgot it,
can you remember back to when you were young?
back when you swallowed your 1st loada cum?

what what his name? uncle D?
spread your ass wide and made you scream...
he made you cry, and you wondered why,
now you catch yourself looking at all fly guys,

so you pimp and act, and try to be bad,
but you don't like chics just, and it makes you mad,
it's all a front, you think we don't know?
that when it comes to suck, you choose to blow...

but that's okay, it's not all bad,
it's not your fault you were fucked by your dad,
so wake up punk, i'm talkin to you,
stop using chicks to pull yourself through,

your a user dawg, and a fuckin hater,
and later on tonight your a masterbater,
to, all the porn you create, your actin bitch,
you like the cum shakes,

so stop your lying, stop your trying,
grow the fuck up and stop denying,
and maybe one day you realize,
that within you's the power to fuckin rise,

to, a level, that you can't even see,
and fuckin level that sets your ass free,
i'm talking bout my nikka above,
the one that taught me how to love,

the one that showes us all the way,
taught us to bow, taught us to pray,
but fuck that noise, you called the pain,
and now from your eyes it'll fuckin rain,

so learn your lesson, and don't come back,
i don't like to hate, it's not bigzak,
but when you cross the line, you will get dealt,
so pick yourself up, that's the end of the melt...


:angel

sorry but that shits funny :lmao
anyone who can use delt and melt in a rap has talent :smokin

[mouse]

Dude, my last reply to u was just to piss u off so i would win the fuckin "insult the fat man contest"....i dont mean any of that shit.

And hopefully I will come to a GTG someday. Although u will have to hold off on the beer for me considering im still 19. :lol

Go get a room if your going to kiss bigsnack's creamy white wonder bread ass.
the dude is a tree hugging homo :lmao

[bigzak25]

i know i promised a poll, but since nobody keeps promises here in this forum,

i figured fuck it...:lol

and i gotta go get my job and car...so fogive me for being lazy...


Winner...ClintSquint AND Mouse.

However, Mouse was runner up.

So, I've decided to split the prizes.

ClintSquint gets the $50 bux, Mouse gets the 24 pack of beer. :tu

Here are the winning posts....Thanks to all others for participating, you all rock!



The Duke is laughing.......


http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/bigzaxs-meltdown.jpg



http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-BigSnack.jpg


http://www.141empire.com/images/cinema/inyourface.gif
"Shut your scuzzy mouth, fat body, and listen up!
I am going to give you the straight skinny, because
you are the biggest shitbird on the planet.
Get your job-quittin’, comedian dreamin’, kumbaya singin’, money givin’,
fast-food eatin’, late-postin’,
Bush-lovin' fat ass shit together and get in shape!!
There are too many fat
comedians around and the world doesn’t need another one!!"

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/00-shrek.jpg


and just fyi, inagra was 2nd runner up....this one was cold blooded man...but fucking funny....good job...:lmao


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/justapuppydog/laughatmeTWO.jpghttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a79/donmegga/other/fatass.jpg


check out em nipples


did his head juss get smaller? :lol



in the end? very tough decision...inagra rightfully deserves 2nd place as well, but shit, we all know mouse needs the beer more....maybe next time brother inagra...:lol :tu

[bigzak25]

clint, just PM me your mailing adress and i'll send you a check or money order before the end of the month or so...remember, i'm just getting my job here, but i'm good for the cash bro, no worries...:tu

[Wifey]

I was wondering where my jolly man was at...

I only see the man I love...

[herbivore female]

Wifey Drop Me A Pm And Let Me Know What Is Up

[Wifey]

hell no. she's off her rocker in that post. yeah i quit my fuckin job, why do you guys think i was smoking, drinking and over eating in the 1st place?I had a fuckin DEAD end job and a wife that wouldn't let me sit down for 1 minute after work before she jumped on my ass about the house she wanted and the car she wants and how my job wasn't good enough, etc, etc, etc...


You were smoking prior to me being in San Antonio...you said that you had started smoking before with your friend Mark that went to prison for drug dealing. Same with drinking, prior to me...you were drunk because you went through a deep depression because you didn't have a job. And over eating because your grandma and mom didn't teach you how to eat properly and how not to over indulge. You have been fat since you were small. What does not have to do with me or you job?

Regarding wanting a car and house...who doesn't want to better yourselves. I earned a living...I wanted to buy a car with my own money...never have asked BigZak for a dime. You know that...so, why keep blaming me your own insecurities.

[bigzak25]

wifey, you are RIGHT.

i am sorry. i have let you down for the last time.

you will get no more fingers pointed at you from me.

that is a PROMISE. and one i will die before i break.

now get to job hunting...i'm out of here...i've done enough damage for the day...:depressed

[Wifey]

weed did the trick.


yes, it made you impotent... :lol


i was like, what? Fuck that, i'm Tokin babe, you can squeal, but your gonna deal, cuz I gots to have my happy smoke...

you only care about you...what makes you happy...about pleasing youself as if you were a king...well...if you give you shall receive...which means that once you show me love... you will get love...but I'm a very loving person...and have loved you very much...your problem is the guilt was eating you up and you did not want to face it, so you smoked...now, its your move...i have forgiven you for your crime and you can take it or leave it...you want a happy life...then its your choice to start making the right choices accourding to God's will...what will it be?


and as for HER taking care of ME?

That's the BIGGEST CROCK OF SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.

The rock on her hand is 7 grand bro.

My ring was a gold band. The simplest shit out there, oh but forgive me God, I think I did get spoiled and request the comfort fucking fit option...

I've always have taken care of you...you go through moods like women's fashion...since we got together I've had to put up with you, the good and the bad...but I married you because I loved and still love you...

I bought you your ring for $300 plus but you lost it when you went to the lake with your friends...which you never told me about, going to the lake and the lost of the ring...you bought yourself one to replace it with and you kept it on your keychange because you wanted to hook up with a lady...now, who is taking care of who? I have always been honest, fair and loving to you as a wife should be...I'm not perfect but if you consider taking all your shit...man, you have been terribly BLESSED.



as for bills?

shit, I PAY THE CELLIE, FOR TWO PHONES, have for well over two years...that shit adds up...minimum 75, and right now, it's gonna be 105.

has she given me a penny for that shit in 30 months? Fuck no.

Cable? How about direct tv. Babe, you want to watch a movie, just order it, i got it. 60 bux a month...every month...in her mom's pad...WHICH SHE WANTED TO MOVE INTO, and I gave in so she could send $400 plus to her discover card while yeah, I"M the one giving her mom cash for rent, and what was my wife responsible for?

What did I ask her to contribute?

Some fucking groceries for the house. That's it. I said babydoll, buy some groceries for you and your mom for the month, and pay your bills. I got the rest.

And NOW?

Same fuckin deal.

I got he cellies. I got the rent. I got our share of utilities...

I got my credit cards, I got my school loan...ME.

has she helped me?

Yup, she pitched in 2 bills for september rent and 3 bills for some photos i needed...

so whoopdie fuckin do, i owe her 500 dollars...

she doesn't mention the fact that I put $2100 dollars on my credit card to fix her transmission on her truck so she could have a vehicle out here...

I ususally don't spout my do's, but Fuck if i'm going down without spitting the REAL FUCKIN TRUTH...

thanks for listening...:tu

Its your obligation to pay bills...what you want to live off of me? You have responsibilities you need to account for...you are upset because you would spend $100 a night at the bar and then didn't have money..or didn't have money to buy weed or go out drinking...that's your problem...get in with reality...I was the responsible one, I paid my hearing aids ($7 grand), shared loan ($11K), two other credit cards ($3k), discover ($6K), food, gifts to the family (including your family and you), and toiletries...I was almost debt free before I got laid off and that would have benefited not only me but you as well...luckily for unemployment I am able to help pay our bills, your credit card and our cell phones if needed...and regardless of our financial difficulty...I still love you and hope one day you understand what I do for you

[Wifey]

If your wife leaves you and you have no choice but to come crawling back to Texas, THEN you will have hit rock bottom.

humm...funny...BigZak is back in texas :oops

[tlongII]

Maybe Zak should go back to Chicago.

I am amazed at what Wifey puts up with.

[Shelly]

Wifey is a Saint! And I mean that sincerely.

[Taco]

:depressed

[JoeChalupa]

BigZak is in town?

[Kori Ellis]

BigZak is in town?

Yes, he was at the GTG on Saturday.

[tlongII]

Yes, he was at the GTG on Saturday.

Was Wifey there?

[Kori Ellis]

Was Wifey there?

No, she's in California.

[JoeChalupa]

Yes, he was at the GTG on Saturday.

Cool. I didn't see him in any pics.

[tlongII]

No, she's in California.


I hope they consider moving back to S.A.. I would think job prospects would be better.

[Looter]

well bigSnack came by with a case of beer a bag full of candy bars and stack of nude magazines so i take it I won the contest?

Oh well, I guess no more fat jokes from me for a awhile.

[ClintSquint]

I was robbed. Like we didn't all know who was going to win. :rolleyes

[SpursWoman]

After reading this thread I have a sudden urge to cook User a big lobster dinner followed by a long, full body massage and a few *other* things and thank God the whole time how lucky I am. You don't need religion to know when you're hurting someone that loves you...chances are, if they are that unhappy...you're fucking up.

I really hope things get better for you guys.... :depressed

[Looter]

I have a 12 pack of bud longnecks if anyone wants to swing by and get it,

I don't think I should have been part of the comtest I never really entered my insult.

[ClintSquint]

i made mistakes years ago, and then I MADE AN EVEN BIGGER ONE by telling her the truth....i don't want to ever fuck up like that again...that's why i'll never get drunk again...i'll drink...i like beer...but i won't get drunk....don't get me wrong...i fucked up...i don't even blame the alcohol...but i don't ever want to be not in control of myself again...


well bigSnack came by with a case of beer a bag full of candy bars and stack of nude magazines so i take it I won the contest?

Oh well, I guess no more fat jokes from me for a awhile

A case of beer and BigSac is only going to drink one? Mouse got a great deal!!!

[bigzak25]

I was robbed. Like we didn't all know who was going to win. :rolleyes


i'll have your $50 waiting...gimme a couple weeks and a mailing adress bro...you were the grand prize winner...what you do with your 50 is your business...:tu

good job man.

[bigzak25]

i wanna see a pic of Wifey


i will kill you. not a threat. not a joke. a promise. step off or get stepped on.

you don't think i can find you in san diego?

i can and i will.

don't play.

i got NOTHING to lose bro. not a GODDAMN THING.

now go back to your whores you closet fag.

not that there's anything wrong with that...:lol

[bigzak25]

Wifey is a Saint! And I mean that sincerely.


you are right. ask K to give you her number. she needs strong women to talk to right now...the more the merrier...get Spurswoman her number too...that way the 3 strongest women in this forum can help her where i cannot...Thanks in advance. :tu

[bigzak25]

Maybe Zak should go back to Chicago.

I am amazed at what Wifey puts up with.



you are right. and i am amazed too...but not to worry. pain is over. :tu

[bigzak25]

yes, it made you impotent... :lol



you only care about you...what makes you happy...about pleasing youself as if you were a king...well...if you give you shall receive...which means that once you show me love... you will get love...but I'm a very loving person...and have loved you very much...your problem is the guilt was eating you up and you did not want to face it, so you smoked...now, its your move...i have forgiven you for your crime and you can take it or leave it...you want a happy life...then its your choice to start making the right choices accourding to God's will...what will it be?



I've always have taken care of you...you go through moods like women's fashion...since we got together I've had to put up with you, the good and the bad...but I married you because I loved and still love you...

I bought you your ring for $300 plus but you lost it when you went to the lake with your friends...which you never told me about, going to the lake and the lost of the ring...you bought yourself one to replace it with and you kept it on your keychange because you wanted to hook up with a lady...now, who is taking care of who? I have always been honest, fair and loving to you as a wife should be...I'm not perfect but if you consider taking all your shit...man, you have been terribly BLESSED.



Its your obligation to pay bills...what you want to live off of me? You have responsibilities you need to account for...you are upset because you would spend $100 a night at the bar and then didn't have money..or didn't have money to buy weed or go out drinking...that's your problem...get in with reality...I was the responsible one, I paid my hearing aids ($7 grand), shared loan ($11K), two other credit cards ($3k), discover ($6K), food, gifts to the family (including your family and you), and toiletries...I was almost debt free before I got laid off and that would have benefited not only me but you as well...luckily for unemployment I am able to help pay our bills, your credit card and our cell phones if needed...and regardless of our financial difficulty...I still love you and hope one day you understand what I do for you

she speaks the truth. she is right about EVERYTHING she said.

although, i'm gonna steal one of your lines babydoll...

"I still love you and hope one day you understand what I do for you..." :tu

[Triumph]

hey, well, what can you do...the fatman deserves everything he gets...pathetic bastard...:lol

[TheSuckUp]

I love the FAT guy!!

[TonyMontana]

well, you may love dat peez of chet, but i don't...fuck'im...he got wutz comin to him...:makemyday

[MasterYoda]

remember, you must, these words of wisdom, if a Jedi of the Force, you ever wish to be..


"Do or do not... there is no try."

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes."

"The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is."

"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is."

"Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless."

"[Luke:] I can’t believe it. [Yoda:] That is why you fail."


"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Pass on what you have learned.

time to forever sleep, it is...

may the Force be with you...always...

[Looter]

I heve seen Zaxs wife and I must say that ass is very Waxable, It is worth a beat down from BigZax just to at least fantasize about her :smokin..

[Debbie Downer]

I love the FAT guy!!


This dude cracks me up :lmao

[King]

The only thing I get from these Zak posts is how good he makes the rest of us guys in relationships look.

[Wifey]

This thread is so crazy...should not have been done in the first place. BigZak wants to feel the pain Jesus felt but he will never...its to great for any man to bear.

BigZak, your weight does not make you who you are but your actions do - everyone loves you for your personality not because of what you look like, that's the reason people have trouble putting you down just because you are fat.

That is your insecurity and yours alone. I hope you have discovered from this thread that there is no reason to be insecured about your weight as long as you are doing something about it. You have already went down one size and if you keep it up you will be nice and trim for the new years.

Now, regarding your actions and your words - that's easier to critize because it says a lot about your character and you as a man. So, my suggestion is to work on that, it's more visible than the fat you are carrying and a lot uglier than being overweight.

You can be very caring and loving when you want to. You care for stangers and making just about anyone laugh. Now, get out the wonderful you and stop being an asshole. We are all waiting.

God made you special for his will not yours. So, start living it up and stop waisting time. Watcha say?

[tekdragon]

Wow. That's a good woman right there. Here's to you, Wifey.

Respect.

...and as a sidebar, take this for what it's worth:

I have a strong, caring, supportive wife (I, too, married out of my league and got better than I deserved)...but sometimes she is so supportive, so attentive to my needs, that she sacrifices her own. I try to take care of her the best I can, but she deserves better than I give much of the time...often due to my own selfishness or immaturity. I'm working as hard as I can, and I'm trying my best to give better, to love her better, but in the meantime, I am trying to make her understand that she is just as responsible for her own well-being as I am. We are here to take care of each other, but sometimes we have to take care of ourselves, too. Little by little, she's learning to make her own needs as important as she makes mine, and we're both the better for it. It keeps me aware of what her needs are, giving me the ability to better meet them...and it helps her remember how important she is during the times that I don't treat her that way. I'm hoping that those times will become fewer and fewer as I learn and become more mature, but in the meantime, she's learning to make her own needs important and urgent, and, as such, more of her needs are being met - by both of us. You're obviously a strong and independant woman, so I don't know if this applies to you, but you're also obviously a very giving and understanding woman, and women like that tend to put others first much of the time.

Make sure you're taken care of. Don't leave it to anyone else...it may take us a while to grow up enough to get it done. But you shouldn't suffer in the meantime. You deserve better. Make sure you get it.

[Puppy Dog]

This thread is so crazy...should not have been done in the first place. BigZak wants to feel the pain Jesus felt but he will never...its to great for any man to bear.

BigZak, your weight does not make you who you are but your actions do - everyone loves you for your personality not because of what you look like, that's the reason people have trouble putting you down just because you are fat.

That is your insecurity and yours alone. I hope you have discovered from this thread that there is no reason to be insecured about your weight as long as you are doing something about it. You have already went down one size and if you keep it up you will be nice and trim for the new years.

Now, regarding your actions and your words - that's easier to critize because it says a lot about your character and you as a man. So, my suggestion is to work on that, it's more visible than the fat you are carrying and a lot uglier than being overweight.

You can be very caring and loving when you want to. You care for stangers and making just about anyone laugh. Now, get out the wonderful you and stop being an asshole. We are all waiting.

God made you special for his will not yours. So, start living it up and stop waisting time. Watcha say?


1st of all, if i was insecure about my weight, this thread wouldn't exist.

ALL MY INSECURITIES ARE GONE...DON'T YOU GET IT?

That was the whole point. Obviously went over many peoples heads.

TO PROVE THAT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANYONE SAYS OR THINKS ABOUT ME.

i didn't cry...didn't even blink.

SO POINT PROVEN. :tu

thanks for everyones help, and PM me clintsquint, i'll have your 50 as soon as i can...:tu

PM this screen name...i will never use the others again...thanks man.

you gotta love the taste of victory...even is sacrafices have to be made... :elephant

[1Parker1]

Wow. I just finally got around to reading this thread.

BigZak, I am simply shocked. I thought you were a really cool guy...and although I still think you are, I believe that you need to grow up!

You are a walking contradiction. You say you understand and have learned from your mistakes, yet you keep making the same one again and again--hurting the one person who loves you the most in the world(your wifey). You admit that you are wrong....yet you don't seem to take any steps to correct it. I've admired you ever since I heard about you dropping your life to pursue your dream at any costs. That takes a lot of guts to do something like that and you get major points from me for doing that.

But you need to realize this: There are poorer people than you in this world, there are more depressed people than you in this world who have hit "rock bottom," there are people who have commited the same sins and mistakes you have--some even worse, and there are plenty of overweight people in this world who are fat because they over-indulge and look at food as comfort.

Get over it, you should be going after every single thing in your life with the same relentless pursuit you seem to be going after with your "Dream job." Do you want to end up looking down the road 20..30 years from now regretting the life you've lived?

You seem like a great guy, as does your wife. I really don't know much about you other than what I've read on the forum. You just need to stop trying to be a martyr and start being yourself. I'm a firm believer that there's nothing in this world that you can't change or do if you put in the effort. So put in the effort......on your wife, your career, your weight-loss/health.

[Puppy Dog]

guys, seriously, you just don't know...i appreciate all the kind words and advice, but
you think you can judge other peoples lives from a few silly posts?

c'mon. lets be real.

i just got off the phone with wifey. all is well. she's scared i'm bipolar....uh...yah....i am....but we ALL ARE....i've finally chosen the light and said fuck the darkness...such is what being SAVED is all about...

i love my wife. always will. i finally love myself. so now? i can show more love to everyone than i ever had in my life before...isn't that great?

does this mean i'm perfect? fuck no. far from it.

but i'm learning from my mistakes. i don't want to make them again.

and i won't.

i am wiser by the day, and from wisdom comes strength, and yes...power.

I love my power, but I will not abuse it. It's a blessing from the Good Lord and I would be a fool to use my blessing for evil.

I fucked up trying to call our herbivore female yesterday...but she, whoever the fuck she or he is has been spewing hate on this forum for a long time....

and i'm sick of that shit.

i'm at war.

at war against any negative energy.

i will give only what i get.

will i fuck up and stumble....sure, but I will learn to pick myself up again.

Thanks be to God.

Thanks be to Jesus.

AMEN. :elephant

[Guru of Nothing]

PM this screen name...i will never use the others again...thanks man.


Dude, check your BigZak PMs. (I assume all this drama is legit) I was once 31 years old; 31 was ten times worse than 16-30, at least. Now I'm 40, and while I still think about reinventing my life everyday, I'm at peace with myself.

Holler and I will empathize.

GoN

[Puppy Dog]

Enough about religion, sheyitt. This is a Spursforum, not Bible studies. If I wanted to hear about this shit, I would go to my religion class for once.


And whats up with the screennames? Why not just post under BigZak?


if you don't like it, feel free to put me on ignore. it's your loss brother, but you gotta make your own choices in life...so goodluck to you. :tu

[Puppy Dog]

Dude, check your BigZak PMs. (I assume all this drama is legit) I was once 31 years old; 31 was ten times worse than 16-30, at least. Now I'm 40, and while I still think about reinventing my life everyday, I'm at peace with myself.

Holler and I will empathize.

GoN


will do GoN. thanks man. :tu

[Puppy Dog]

i like u and all man, i just liked how u used to post...funny shit....now u have a religious twist to everything and its sorta annoying....


i heard u preached to 3rdCoast at a GTG.



we talked. he's a good man. very smart. very ambitious. he knows this.

single ladies, you've been notified. :tu

but stay away from Jekka, 3rd, that's Manny's future wife, and they are meant for each other...:tu

[Troll]

what if wifey turned out to be mouse? :lmao

[Puppy Dog]

what if wifey turned out to be mouse? :lmao



are you proposing? i told you that was a one time thing and i was drunk...:lmao

[JoeChalupa]

:tu



Everyone has cheated Zak. Probably even Wifey on you. The last girlfriend I had (dated her for 2 years before I broke up with her), I cheated on her with 12 different girls....don't trip about about just one.

I've never cheated.

[SpursWoman]

:tu



Everyone has cheated Zak. Probably even Wifey on you. The last girlfriend I had (dated her for 2 years before I broke up with her), I cheated on her with 12 different girls....don't trip about about just one.

That is a gigantic crock of shit. The only thing that says is you're not trustworthy. Not exactly something to be proud of and I sure as hell wouldn't be bragging about it.

[mouse]

That is a gigantic crock of shit. The only thing that says is you're not trustworthy. Not exactly something to be proud of and I sure as hell wouldn't be bragging about it.
I take it you have never hung out with some cool Pimps and Playas?

Trust me they will make fun of you if you haven't cheated at least 5 times. They might even slap your Ho ass all up and down the pool hall,

Don't you listen to the Rap CDs? it's all about Pimps up Ho's Down.

why do you think there are so many Lezbos? Your just one of the rare lucky few to find a good trust worthy man that will love you, and your kids, and will never cheat on you,,

or as we say at the bar, Pussy whipped biooch :lmao

[SpursWoman]

Your just one of the rare lucky few to find a good trust worthy man that will love you, and your kids, and will never cheat on you,,

or as we say at the bar, Pussy whipped biooch


Then I guess that would make me dick-whipped, because it never even crosses my mind. I have no problem with that. :)

[mouse]

Then I guess that would make me dick-whipped, because it never even crosses my mind. I have no problem with that. :)


^ :lmao

Paging GayAbc ! paging GayAbc 5.......4............3........................

[ObiwanGinobili]

That is a gigantic crock of shit. The only thing that says is you're not trustworthy. Not exactly something to be proud of and I sure as hell wouldn't be bragging about it.


a fucking men. :tu

[batman2883]

clam fucking chowda

[SWC Bonfire]

I think that they just deterimined in a recent study that over 85% of people do not cheat.

[SpursWoman]

Then I guess that would make me dick-whipped, because it never even crosses my mind. I have no problem with that. :)


That also makes me STD-free. You think there is some correlation there? :spin

[Shelly]

My husband's never cheated. If he had, I wouldn't have been with him for 20 years and married for soon to be 16 years.

[SWC Bonfire]

My husband's never cheated.

:wtf That means you might have? :lol

[Shelly]

I didn't say how many times I've been married...





:lol

[mouse]

That also makes me STD-free. You think there is some correlation there? :spin


there is no such thing as STD free unless you lived on the moon durring the 80s :lmao

[SpursWoman]

there is no such thing as STD free unless you lived on the moon durring the 80s :lmao


Not all of us are as ancient as you, mouse. ;)

[mouse]

Not all of us are as ancient as you, mouse. ;)

Give it time :lmao

[Steve Perry]

Not all of us are as ancient as you, mouse. ;)

If mouse is ancient? what does that make Shelly? prehistoric? :lmao

[SpursWoman]

If mouse is ancient? what does that make Shelly? prehistoric? :lmao


mouse is OLDER than Shelly. :spin

[KEDA]

I have never cheated.

[Steve Perry]

mouse is OLDER than Shelly. :spin

But who is fresher? mouse is like a good wine. he gets better with age, Shelly is stale like an old piece of garlic bread found under a table at the olive garden :lmao

[Extra Stout]

mouse is like a good wine. he gets better with age,
mouse has long since turned to vinegar.

[Shelly]

Shelly is awesome!

[mouse]

mouse has long since turned to vinegar.
Pucker up mother fucker :lmao

[SpursWoman]

Shelly is awesome!


:tu :tu

[mouse]

Shelly is awesome!

That must of come from years and years and years of experiance :lmao

[Puppy Dog]

you guys and gals saying you never cheated are full of shit.

cheating isn't just doing the act.

it's the THOUGHT that counts...

lust is in the heart.

you may have controlled your ACTIONS, but to say you've had your THOUGHTS completely under control is a LIE.

i'm sure 100% of the women here have thought about riding manu or tony. And if your not single? Guess what, that's cheating...:lol

I know i've cheated in my mind with JLH many times, and i've lusted a shitload in my life...and yeah, fucked up pre-marriage...

It's something that is hard to overcome...no puns intended...but i'm trying...:tu

[SpursWoman]

You are 100% WRONG. I don't lust after people that wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire....it's a waste of my time. Sorry if that's too much for you to comprehend.

Some of us aren't as deluded as others, and make a hobby of it.

[Puppy Dog]

You are 100% WRONG. I don't lust after people that wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire....it's a waste of my time. Sorry if that's too much for you to comprehend.

Some of us aren't as deluded as others, and make a hobby of it.



well, in that case, i sit corrected...

you are a STRONGER human being in mind than I am at this point, and I admire that. May God continue to bless you. :tu

[tlongII]

You are 100% WRONG. I don't lust after people that wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire....it's a waste of my time. Sorry if that's too much for you to comprehend.

Some of us aren't as deluded as others, and make a hobby of it.


Big_Zak is wrong about a lot of things these days. :lol

[Shelly]

Yeah, cuz everyone thinks just like you do, Zak.

[SpursWoman]

well, in that case, i sit corrected...

you are a STRONGER human being in mind than I am at this point, and I admire that. May God continue to bless you. :tu


I know when I've got a good thing and no way I'm fucking it up over something so stupid. Magazines don't keep you warm at night....or fix stuff. :)

[Puppy Dog]

Big_Zak is wrong about a lot of things these days. :lol



:lol yes, yes, while YOU have been just a cornacopia of truth and knowledge the whole time you've been posting here...:lmao


maybe i should follow suit and bless this forum with one 'i'd hit it' post after another...:lmao

[SpursWoman]

(he's not married or otherwise attached...where it's generally accepted to expect bad behavior) :fro :lol

[Puppy Dog]

(he's not married or otherwise attached...)




oh, i beg to differ...:lmao


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/bigzak2525/linesupfordastroke.jpg

[tlongII]

:lol yes, yes, while YOU have been just a cornacopia of truth and knowledge the whole time you've been posting here...:lmao


maybe i should follow suit and bless this forum with one 'i'd hit it' post after another...:lmao


I only report the facts sir. I am incapable of deception.

[mouse]

I know when I've got a good thing and no way I'm fucking it up


you go girl !!
milk that cash cow :lmao

[mouse]

You are 100% WRONG. I don't lust after people that wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire....it's a waste of my time. Sorry if that's too much for you to comprehend.

Some of us aren't as deluded as others, and make a hobby of it.

STFU !!

I remember many GTGs when you was checking out my packaged:lmao

[SpursWoman]

I cannot tell a lie ... you are correct. But would you piss on me if I were on fire? I didn't think so. :depressed :oops :lol

[tlongII]

I cannot tell a lie ... you are correct. But would you piss on me if I were on fire? I didn't think so. :depressed :oops :lol

Actually I think Mouse is into that kinda thing. :wow

[mouse]

would you piss on me

only if you return the favor and crap on my belly :lmao

[SpursWoman]

:lmao :lmao :lmao


Gross!!

[Shelly]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[JoeChalupa]

you guys and gals saying you never cheated are full of shit.

cheating isn't just doing the act.

it's the THOUGHT that counts...

lust is in the heart.

you may have controlled your ACTIONS, but to say you've had your THOUGHTS completely under control is a LIE.

i'm sure 100% of the women here have thought about riding manu or tony. And if your not single? Guess what, that's cheating...:lol

I know i've cheated in my mind with JLH many times, and i've lusted a shitload in my life...and yeah, fucked up pre-marriage...

It's something that is hard to overcome...no puns intended...but i'm trying...:tu

I see your point but I disagree..but that is based on my relationship with my wife. She knows I'm married, not buried. She knows I think Jessica Alba is one hot young woman but I can guarantee you that I wouldn't cheat even if it was Jessica because my family and kids mean more to mean than a few hours of hot, steamy sex with Jessica Alba.

Now, for you a few minutes of hot, steamy sex with Jessica Alba may be worth it but not for me. :angel

I know she also finds other men attractive but thank God I look like Denzel.

As long as the communication between couples is strong there is nothing wrong with finding someone attractive.

But that is just me.

[tlongII]

I see your point but I disagree..but that is based on my relationship with my wife. She knows I'm married, not buried. She knows I think Jessica Alba is one hot young woman but I can guarantee you that I wouldn't cheat even if it was Jessica because my family and kids mean more to mean than a few hours of hot, steamy sex with Jessica Alba.

Now, for you a few minutes of hot, steamy sex with Jessica Alba may be worth it but not for me. :angel

I know she also finds other men attractive but thank God I look like Denzel.

As long as the communication between couples is strong there is nothing wrong with finding someone attractive.

But that is just me.

I'm sorry, but a few hours of hot, steamy sex with Jessica Alba means more to me than your family and kids.

[JoeChalupa]

I'm sorry, but a few hours of hot, steamy sex with Jessica Alba means more to me than your family and kids.

:lol Well, I knew you'd hit it!

[mouse]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

what is so gross? I don't get it. I meant Craps as in


http://www.crapdice.com/dice_animate.gif

you folks need to get your minds out of the gutter, (sorry Keda for the bowling reference) :lmao