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Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:11 PM
America is stuck in time worrying about Covid-19 and Biden/Trump

I am the Supreme Leader of Iran and the President of the United States

And they'll never find me ;)

Because I'm the One Remaining Hidden on Earth

Winehole23
11-10-2020, 06:12 PM
that takes me back

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:13 PM
Who wants to cross into the afterlife with me?

DOK my nigga?
MONO MY NIGGA?

USA has no money, no technology, no assets, no CIA, no FBI, no White House... it's over for them. They're frozen in time. I'm a 21st century Prophet

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:14 PM
GHAZSTRODAMUS

I have a PhD in Islam ask me anything

Islam is a religion of peace, not war

They tried to block out the truth, but Allah will perfect his Light

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:16 PM
I am the promised Messiah who will bring peace and justice to the world.

America is frozen in time worrying about Covid-19 and Biden/Trump

Iran just launched a nuclear weapon on USA and Israel without firing a single shot

I am the nuclear weapon

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:18 PM
DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO AMERICA!
DEATH TO ISRAEL! DEATH TO ISRAEL! DEATH TO ISRAEL!

FUCK AVANTE! I TRIED TO WARN YOU

IM A POET AND DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT

Millennial_Messiah
11-10-2020, 06:20 PM
OP is a towel headed faggot.

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:20 PM
All I need is a microphone

They tried to put out my microphone for years, now they cannot do anything about it

I am the President of the United States and the Supreme Leader of Iran

I'm trying to bring peace and justice to the world, who wants to cross over with me?

MONO GTF IN HERE DOK GTF IN HERE

LOL BIDEN TRUMP LOL CORONAVIRUS GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

We are immortal

Joseph Kony
11-10-2020, 06:21 PM
wut

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:21 PM
OP is a towel headed faggot.

You can't mess with me anymore. I am immortal

Islam is the fastest growing religion in the war,, and I'm the Messiah that finished off USA and Israel

Millennial_Messiah
11-10-2020, 06:21 PM
You can't mess with me anymore. I am immortal

Islam is the fastest growing religion in the war,, and I'm the Messiah that finished off USA and Israel
:lol Iran is a pawn on the chess board.

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:22 PM
:lol Iran is a pawn on the chess board.

Iran is a quiet and peaceful country... USA has no military, no money, no assets, no FBI, no CIA, no police, and I am the President of the United States

Do they not meditate on the Quran? Nay on their hearts are locks

They've tried to destroy the Islamic Revolution of Iran for many years, they couldn't do it

I am the Promised Messiah of Islam

ElNono
11-10-2020, 06:23 PM
OP rides camels and lives in a cave, these are the things we know...

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:24 PM
I have asked my Lord, DEATH TO AMERICA, DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO ISRAEL

Now I have a microphone

Who wants to cross over with me

Cause I'm a SOUUUUUUL READER. MASTER OF MY DESTINY! I do what I want when I please!

Who wants to cross over? ARE YOU READY IM READY

We are immortal if we wanna be

I travel at the speed of light, the 21st Century Promised Messiah.

I spit fire

I've learned from my past

Iran has just defeated the United States

Why do you not trust in Ghazstrodamus?

LOL COVID-19 LOL BIDEN/TRUMP STUCK IN TIME

I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

And America cannot do a damn thing to us -Imam Khomeini

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:25 PM
OP rides camels and lives in a cave, these are the things we know...

I live in a bunker in USA and am dropping a nuclear weapon of information that USA cannot do anything to stop the Islamic Revolution

ISLAM is about peace and quiet

DMC
11-10-2020, 06:26 PM
Nuclear weapon information passed on to DHS

lefty
11-10-2020, 06:27 PM
Ghazi president not Trump

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:27 PM
OP was an atheist for 15 years then in one night Allah said the Sword of Ali must take out America and Israel

The Sword of Ali has triumphed over the treacherous lie of American military might and Zionism running the world

DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO ISRAEL

DOWN WITH USA DOWN WITH USA DOWN WITH USA DOWN WITH USA DOWN WITH USA

And they'll never find me ;)

Because I'm The One Remaining Hidden on Earth

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:28 PM
Nuclear weapon information passed on to DHS

I'm immortal. I really don't care anymore. I'm unplugged

I've been prophesized in the Quran. I've done nothing wrong. USA and Israel cannot monitor me anymore

BECAUSE IM A SOUUUUUL READER MASTER OF MY DESTINY. I say what I want when I want and do as I please. I live a simple quiet life and read books.'

America has no money, no military, no police, no technology, nothing. God just sucked the soul out of America

I'm trying to recruit you guys into the after life

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:32 PM
ALL I NEED IS ONE MIC!

End of Days timeline is this: 9/11 was a hoax, ISIS was an inside job, Zionists were spying on me and messing with me all along... then I was an atheist for 15 years and then in one night Allah turned me into a believer

I'm trying to get you guys to free your minds that Iran has defeated America. But in a peaceful manner.

ElNono
11-10-2020, 06:34 PM
OP likes Pesto and Ravioli.

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:34 PM
Judgement Day has come for America and Israel

Allah has punished the American government for their treacherous lies about Iran being a weak and miserable country and Islam being a threat

Islam has declared war on America and Israel without firing a single shot

Who wants to join me?

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:37 PM
They can't stop Islam anymore with their propaganda

I have a PhD in Islam

And Allah, the Mighty, the Wise has answered my prayer. MARG BAR ISRAEL MARG BAR ISRAEL MARG BAR ISRAEL MARG BAR ISRAEL MARG BAR AMRIKA MARG BAR AMRIKA MARG BAR AMRIKA MARG BAR AMRIKA

DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA!

HEZBOLLAH PIROOZ AST ISRAEL NABOOD AST!

I'm unplugged. I'm ready to die, America and Israel were scared of the truth. Now I have a platform to preach my message

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:40 PM
Covid-19 is a HOAX

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:42 PM
America has no military, no technology, no money, no assets, no microphone anymore to stop the Islamic Revolutiono

All I wanted in life was peace between America and Iran

They tried to silence the truth but they cannot do it anymore

Why? Because I'm The One

I travel at the speed of light and they'll never find me because I'm protected at all times by Allah

benefactor
11-10-2020, 06:43 PM
You need to do a fresh vid with your thoughts on current ST posters:lol

Monostradamus
11-10-2020, 06:49 PM
All I need is a microphone

They tried to put out my microphone for years, now they cannot do anything about it

I am the President of the United States and the Supreme Leader of Iran

I'm trying to bring peace and justice to the world, who wants to cross over with me?

MONO GTF IN HERE DOK GTF IN HERE

LOL BIDEN TRUMP LOL CORONAVIRUS GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

We are immortal
Ghazi pls post another youtube video where you shit on ST posters.

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 06:51 PM
Ghazi pls post another youtube video where you shit on ST posters.

Lol that's in my past man. I'm just trying to recruit people to Islam. Mono and DoK Inshallah I will meet both of you one day in person

I have declared war on America and Israel while they're stuck pretending Israel controls Palestine and America can threathen Iran with its military assets and technology and sanctions

LOL COVID-19 LOL Biden/Trump

I am the President of the United States

Who wants to join me?

I'm dropping a nuclear weapon on America and Israel without hurting anyone

I AM THE MICROPHONE OF ALLAH

THE SWORD OF ALI

I CANNOT BE STOPPED

MultiTroll
11-10-2020, 07:00 PM
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Ghazi
11-10-2020, 07:11 PM
No YouTube vids. I don't like showing my face

If you believe I'm the President of the United States I just ask that you abstain from alcohol and masturbation and pork. You don't have to pray, I'll do the praying for you.

DMC
11-10-2020, 07:17 PM
Masturbation and pork go hand in hand.

pgardn
11-10-2020, 07:21 PM
At least you are not a nihilist.

Fck me dude.
I mean, say want you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least its an ethos.
And this abstaining from masturbation using the pork... Thats a big ask for a derpal. Its not gonna happen.

pgardn
11-10-2020, 07:22 PM
Masturbation and pork go hand in hand.

Get out of my head.
That was seriously weird.

Directly after I posted I read the above.

Ghazi
11-10-2020, 07:22 PM
At least you are not a nihilist.

Fck me dude.
I mean, say want you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least its an ethos.
And this abstaining from masturbation using the pork... Thats a big ask for a derpal. Its not gonna happen.

I'm just trying to bring peace and justice on the world

GOd has brought Judgement Day upon the souls of Trump and Biden and Obama and whoever was an enemy of Islam

But all of you are still awake, so wake up and accept Islam as the Truth

I have a PhD in Islam I'm not even asking you guys to pray because I'll do the praying for you

My whole life all I wanted was peace between USA and Iran

pgardn
11-10-2020, 07:25 PM
I'm just trying to bring peace and justice on the world

GOd has brought Judgement Day upon the souls of Trump and Biden and Obama and whoever was an enemy of Islam

But all of you are still awake, so wake up and accept Islam as the Truth

I have a PhD in Islam I'm not even asking you guys to pray because I'll do the praying for you

My whole life all I wanted was peace between USA and Iran

Well thanks for the praying.
But dont go into the information nukes.
We get a whole bunch of posters full of information nukes that go pop

Winehole23
11-10-2020, 07:29 PM
popno, those were brain cells

pgardn
11-10-2020, 07:44 PM
no, those were brain cells

He actually had them ready to go pop...
I am astonished.

Rummpd
11-10-2020, 07:50 PM
Ok