Has Ghazstrodamus ever lied to you?

[Ghazi]

Shawn Marion will shut down James

WE STAAAAAAAAAAACKED

I am the End Time nuclear bomb dropped on USA and Iran

Trump and Biden have been muted

I am the President of the United States and the Supreme Leader of iran

And they'll never find me because I'm immortal

I live in a bunker and am protected at all times but Allah, the Mighty, the Wise

The Native Americans have inherited their land back

I am the One Remaining Hidden on Earth

[Ghazi]

They have a Plan, and I have a plan, and Allah is the best of planners.

[Ghazi]

Zionism and Islamophobia and Iranophobia is a hoax

They can't stop Islam anymore

Say: There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is His Final Messenger

I just ask that my believers abstain from alcohol and flesh of swine

Free your mind

Don't worry about praying, I'll do the praying for you

;)

[Ghazi]

Sanctions are crippling Iran

I've always wanted to go back to my country because it's peaceful and quiet, but I felt hopeless about the proposition

Now I can just cross over

I am the End Time Savior of the World

Time has run out for Trump and Obama and Bush and all the enemies of Islam

They can't stop Islam anymore

RISE UP!

I have declared war on USA and Israel without firing a single shot

The fucking dirty Jews are finished

Would I ever lie to you? I'm Ghazstrodamus

And they'll never find me, because I am the End Time savior of the world