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sa_butta
11-09-2005, 01:31 PM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1605282.html?menu=
Serbs line up for testicle shocks
Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment.
Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock makes men temporarily infertile by stunning their sperm into a state of immobility.
He said: "We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low electricity currents flowing through them.
"This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days, which means couples can have sex without fear of getting pregnant.
"The method does not kill the sperm permanently and it does not affect the patient's health."
Dr Bojovic added patients were now lining up at his fertility clinic in Novi Banovci for the shock treatment, as it had none of the problems attached to using condoms, the male pill or having a vasectomy.
He added: "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas."
Useruser666
11-09-2005, 01:42 PM
This goes on the shelf next to the condoms made from ice.
SpursWoman
11-09-2005, 01:59 PM
Oh come on, honey....it sounds fun! :eyebrows :lol
CosmicCowboy
11-09-2005, 02:04 PM
hmmm...that is kind of like the question of how man learned that oysters were actually good to eat...what possessed the first one to wire his nuts and flip the switch?
Kip Fanatic
11-09-2005, 02:04 PM
That's not right.
The sone
11-09-2005, 02:05 PM
i have an old, frayed extension cord...hmmm
CosmicCowboy
11-09-2005, 02:06 PM
so that bulge in Rashos shorts is really...batteries?...:lol
Useruser666
11-09-2005, 02:06 PM
i have an old, frayed extension cord...hmmm
Are you describing your penis?
gay abc
11-09-2005, 02:08 PM
Oh come on, honey....it sounds fun! :eyebrows :lol
you should be able to get what you need at leatherrack.com
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The sone
11-09-2005, 02:09 PM
Are you describing your penis?
sadly...yes... :depressed :depressed
TheTruth
11-09-2005, 02:11 PM
good stuff sone
Trailer Trash
11-09-2005, 02:34 PM
What der heck is contraceptive?
CosmicCowboy
11-09-2005, 02:37 PM
http://qando.net/archives/182273.1020.A.jpg
It's bad enough that the poor little guys have to worry about getting stuck to the ceiling or ending up in a tissue, but Sperm stun guns too?
pache100
11-09-2005, 02:42 PM
He added: "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas."
YIKES! What a Christmas present. :lol
SpursWoman
11-09-2005, 02:42 PM
you should be able to get what you need at leatherrack.com
:tu :smokin
easjer
11-09-2005, 02:54 PM
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh.
We'll stick with FAM until we're done having kids, I expect.
The sone
11-09-2005, 03:00 PM
you should be able to get what you need at leatherrack.com
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
i think im gonna do all of my back to school shopping there... :elephant :lmao :lmao
sa_butta
11-09-2005, 03:03 PM
i think im gonna do all of my back to school shopping there... :elephant :lmao :lmaoYou might also think about doing some Christmas shopping also.
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11-09-2005, 03:06 PM
:tu :smokin
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Summers
11-09-2005, 06:02 PM
I can't believe men are volunteering for this.
On the other hand, I shouldn't be surprised anymore at the stupid things men do to their genitals. :lol
The sone
11-09-2005, 06:14 PM
I can't believe men are volunteering for this.
On the other hand, I shouldn't be surprised anymore at the stupid things men do to their genitals. :lol
sometimes...i strech my wee up to my neck...then i yank my basket to the rear and up my ass crack, up to my deltoid...i finish it all off by knotting my wee tip with the hairs on my scro-scro...i call it, my "over the shoulder boulder holder" :elephant
batman2883
11-09-2005, 07:19 PM
slomo is going to pay
Slomo
11-09-2005, 07:20 PM
slomo is going to pay
Wrong thread?
MaNuMaNiAc
11-09-2005, 07:22 PM
OUCH! :lmao
NZHayden
11-09-2005, 07:58 PM
not keen
Marklar MM
11-09-2005, 07:58 PM
http://www.interet-general.info/IMG/Taser-1-2.jpg
That should suffice.
Vashner
11-09-2005, 08:02 PM
No thanks....
Ocotillo
11-09-2005, 08:33 PM
We use oral contraceptives.
I ask for sex and my wife says no......... :angel
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