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lefty
11-24-2020, 12:42 PM
•Staged a coup of John Stockton while he was on the Jazz, causing Stockton to retire.

•Cheated on his wife with a stripper, then getting blackmailed by the prostitute + some other guy, while at the same time being a born-again pastor

•Bristled at Mike Malone being the assistant coach under him (ownership wanted him to be the Associate Head Coach, like Gentry was with Kerr, but when Jackson found out he said NO WAY

•Didn't let assistant coaches do interviews with press because he thought they were gunning for his job

•Pushed Malone out because Jackson thought Malone was gunning for his job

•Ran ISO-ball all the time

•Instilled a "us vs them" where the "them" was the entire front office. He would tell the players that the front office didn't want them to win so that Mark Jackson would look bad. C'mon that's lunacy

•Barred Jerry West and Jim Barnett (the beloved TV color guy) along with everyone else from practices so they couldn't hear the crazy s*** he said to the team

•Told the team Ezeli was rooting for them to lose so that Ezeli would look better (he was injured). This culminated in Ezeli in tears saying that there was no way he would do this, when confronted by the team

•Told the team that Harrison Barnes was possessed by a demon, which is why he regressed

•Darren Erman, the assistant responsible for the defense after Mike Malone left, was recording Mark Jackson surreptitiously to try and capture the crazy s*** like the Harrison Barnes demon thing and the Ezeli thing, but was caught and fired

•Noted homophobe, including the "I'll pray for him" when discussing Jason Collins coming out. This doesn't fly in the bay area when a lot of the team staff is gay and so is the front office, including the COO/President Rick Welts

•Didn't want to hire actual good assistants, instead, he hired yes-men like Pete Myers and Lindsay Hunter, who backstabbed Alvin Gentry in Phoenix to get the head job

•All the coaching staff were allying themselves with star players instead of the players who actually needed their help/development, so a lot players like Barnes didn't get the development time and help they needed

•He put players against each other, telling a star player "hey that bench thinks he's better than you" and then telling the bench guy "hey that star guy thinks you're s***, go take his job"

•Didn't get along with anyone in the front office, including Jerry West, Bob Myers, and actually the rest of the employees (marketing, PR, etc).

•No preparation. He said in the Clippers series that he didn't need to prepare extra hours, when Doc Rivers was up all night devising schemes.

•Demoted Scalabrine to the D-League for arguing with him about work ethic.

Dex
11-24-2020, 12:45 PM
Forgot to include all of his terrible catchphrases.

I lost track of how many times he said "Now we got ourselves a game" during the playoffs.

Yes, Mark...we are indeed watching a game of basketball being played.

lefty
11-24-2020, 01:18 PM
Forgot to include all of his terrible catchphrases.

I lost track of how many times he said "Now we got ourselves a game" during the playoffs.

Yes, Mark...we are indeed watching a game of basketball being played.
The worst is when he is contradicting himself during the same game :

"I'll take a great offense over a great defense any day"

Then 15 minutes later :

"Defense wins championships"

DMC
11-24-2020, 01:18 PM
•Staged a coup of John Stockton while he was on the Jazz, causing Stockton to retire.

•Cheated on his wife with a stripper, then getting blackmailed by the prostitute + some other guy, while at the same time being a born-again pastor

•Bristled at Mike Malone being the assistant coach under him (ownership wanted him to be the Associate Head Coach, like Gentry was with Kerr, but when Jackson found out he said NO WAY

•Didn't let assistant coaches do interviews with press because he thought they were gunning for his job

•Pushed Malone out because Jackson thought Malone was gunning for his job

•Ran ISO-ball all the time

•Instilled a "us vs them" where the "them" was the entire front office. He would tell the players that the front office didn't want them to win so that Mark Jackson would look bad. C'mon that's lunacy

•Barred Jerry West and Jim Barnett (the beloved TV color guy) along with everyone else from practices so they couldn't hear the crazy s*** he said to the team

•Told the team Ezeli was rooting for them to lose so that Ezeli would look better (he was injured). This culminated in Ezeli in tears saying that there was no way he would do this, when confronted by the team

•Told the team that Harrison Barnes was possessed by a demon, which is why he regressed

•Darren Erman, the assistant responsible for the defense after Mike Malone left, was recording Mark Jackson surreptitiously to try and capture the crazy s*** like the Harrison Barnes demon thing and the Ezeli thing, but was caught and fired

•Noted homophobe, including the "I'll pray for him" when discussing Jason Collins coming out. This doesn't fly in the bay area when a lot of the team staff is gay and so is the front office, including the COO/President Rick Welts

•Didn't want to hire actual good assistants, instead, he hired yes-men like Pete Myers and Lindsay Hunter, who backstabbed Alvin Gentry in Phoenix to get the head job

•All the coaching staff were allying themselves with star players instead of the players who actually needed their help/development, so a lot players like Barnes didn't get the development time and help they needed

•He put players against each other, telling a star player "hey that bench thinks he's better than you" and then telling the bench guy "hey that star guy thinks you're s***, go take his job"

•Didn't get along with anyone in the front office, including Jerry West, Bob Myers, and actually the rest of the employees (marketing, PR, etc).

•No preparation. He said in the Clippers series that he didn't need to prepare extra hours, when Doc Rivers was up all night devising schemes.

•Demoted Scalabrine to the D-League for arguing with him about work ethic.

Inserting himself right away with the caterpillar comment, like a true pos

Rummpd
11-24-2020, 02:22 PM
Sounds like Knicks FO material

Spurtacular
11-24-2020, 10:58 PM
Frankly, I think there's a propaganda campaign against MJ b/c of his Christian beliefs.

IronMexican
11-25-2020, 01:02 AM
The world is a better place when this guy is coaching somewhere. He wouldn't be in the booth dropping his shitty takes

lefty
11-25-2020, 01:05 AM
The world is a better place when this guy is coaching somewhere. He wouldn't be in the booth dropping his shitty takes

I like Breen and JVG, if only they could replace Jackson with Hubie we would have a pretty good trio

Play Boban
11-25-2020, 12:40 PM
Forgot to include all of his terrible catchphrases.

I lost track of how many times he said "Now we got ourselves a game" during the playoffs.

Yes, Mark...we are indeed watching a game of basketball being played.
HAND DOWN MAN DOWN!!!!!!!

DMC
11-25-2020, 03:48 PM
I like Breen and JVG, if only they could replace Jackson with Hubie we would have a pretty good trio

Hubie "I like this substitution, it changes the look on offense and give the players a rest without demoralizing them"

DMC
11-25-2020, 03:48 PM
HAND DOWN MAN DOWN!!!!!!!

Momma, there goes that man (as Steve Kerr walks by)

lefty
11-25-2020, 10:26 PM
Hubie "I like this substitution, it changes the look on offense and give the players a rest without demoralizing them"

:lol

baseline bum
11-25-2020, 10:37 PM
I like Breen and JVG, if only they could replace Jackson with Hubie we would have a pretty good trio

IDK, Hubie sounded senile 15 years ago. Would still be an enormous upgrade over Bibletard though. Only Heinsohn and Calvin Murphy were ever worse in the color commentary role.

baseline bum
11-25-2020, 10:41 PM
The world is a better place when this guy is coaching somewhere. He wouldn't be in the booth dropping his shitty takes

Was rooting hard for the Clippers to hire that faggot

lefty
11-25-2020, 10:52 PM
IDK, Hubie sounded senile 15 years ago. Would still be an enormous upgrade over Bibletard though. Only Heinsohn and Calvin Murphy were ever worse in the color commentary role.

oh yeah he’s definitely gone senile
but as tou said, still better than Biblethumper

timtonymanu
11-25-2020, 11:00 PM
I enjoy Bill Burr going off on Mark Jackson one time on his podcast during the 2014 NBA Finals :lol

Honestly the only great thing about the Warriors going on their title runs was Mark Jackson having to watch it from his seat every finals year.

Seventyniner
11-25-2020, 11:14 PM
I enjoy Bill Burr going off on Mark Jackson one time on his podcast during the 2014 NBA Finals :lol

Honestly the only great thing about the Warriors going on their title runs was Mark Jackson having to watch it from his seat every finals year.

Got a link to that podcast? I will fire up some popcorn in the microwave.

lefty
11-25-2020, 11:25 PM
Got a link to that podcast? I will fire up some popcorn in the microwave.

it’s also on youtube IIRC
look up mark jackson and bill burr

timtonymanu
11-25-2020, 11:53 PM
Got a link to that podcast? I will fire up some popcorn in the microwave.

Here you go :toast


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlMTGLk8FCA

Seventyniner
11-26-2020, 12:29 AM
Here you go :toast

Cheers. :bobo