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i'm_still_beta
11-28-2020, 01:24 PM
... what sport would you choose? (and why? Also, if it's team sports, what position, for example, baseball - center fielder)

My choice is tennis. The reasoning:

1)Individual sport. All the glory is yours. You don't depend on teammates having bad day or series or GMs or coaches being terrible. You'll never be called loser because of shortcomings of others. You can fire your coach, you don't have to deal with cancerous teammates in locker room, you can create your own training schedule and etc);

2)Health. No CTE, no Zaza stepping on your foot, no injuries like in case with Joe Burrow;

3)High pay. While prize money are lacking compared to big team sports, great tennis players get endorsement deals with prestigious brands like Rolex, Mercedes-Benz, etc. Federer, Nadal, Djokovic are one of the highest payed athletes in the World;

4)Popularity, respect. Tennis is the most popular individual sport on the planet as research shows (http://www.biggestglobalsports.com/ , https://www.totalsportek.com/most-popular-sports/). Smart sports fans also understand how hard, technical this sport is, how much coordination and all-around athleticism you need to succeed in this sport (https://www.theperspective.com/debates/sports/basketball-players-best-athletes/ , https://www.pledgesports.org/2017/03/the-fittest-sport-part-2/). Roger Federer ranks as one of the best (if not the best) athletes of this generation. Tennis respected by athletes from other sports (https://www.tennis.com/pro-game/2016/08/ashton-eaton-gold-medalist-2016-rio-olympics-tennis/60060/) and fans (animals in the zoo treated better than some players in the biggest NA leagues);

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5) Game is entertaining: serves, returns, net play, offense, defense;

6) Officiating: Hawk-eye is pretty accurate, no bias towards anyone like in some sports too

In the end some peak Federer highlights (unfortunately 25-minute long high-quality video of Federer vs Ancic at 2006 Wimbledon was taken down)
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Reck
11-28-2020, 01:38 PM
F1, Indycar or even NASCAR.

Basically drive on weekends, win, get paid or still get paid for coming in 10th.

Doesn't even include sponsorship money and side deals you make on the side depending on your elite status.

GAustex
11-28-2020, 02:49 PM
Golf

Robz4000
11-28-2020, 04:02 PM
Golf

koriwhat
11-28-2020, 04:33 PM
i choose bball and only because of tim duncan. he held himself to a standard unlike any other bballer or most people in this world. the guy was/is a class act. :tu

BD24
11-28-2020, 05:06 PM
Joey. I think you missed the point of the thread playboy

i'm_still_beta
11-28-2020, 05:11 PM
Joey. I think you missed the point of the thread playboy

I think it's my fault. Edited post. Added question about what position if it's team sport. And reason why particular sport was chosen. Did it after guys started to write what sport but didn't write why

koriwhat
11-28-2020, 05:24 PM
Joey. I think you missed the point of the thread playboy

yeah it was my bad... i skimmed over the initial post way too quick and based my decision directly off the title.

:tu

koriwhat
11-28-2020, 05:24 PM
I think it's my fault. Edited post. Added question about what position if it's team sport. And reason why particular sport was chosen. Did it after guys started to write what sport but didn't write why

nah, i should've read your post completely.

Blake
11-28-2020, 06:34 PM
Golf

No question, this. You can play into your 70s.

Millennial_Messiah
11-28-2020, 07:59 PM
superstar GOAT free safety/corner in the NFL, don't care if I got banged up a few times, I'd make it and take a paycut and only make a 3.5m a year cap hit salary but make 80m a year on endorsements and be beloved by all my fans and teammates and owner alike..

baseline bum
11-28-2020, 09:57 PM
Golf, since when you get washed up you can just go dominate the senior tour.

Borosai
11-28-2020, 09:57 PM
Golf

baseline bum
11-28-2020, 10:00 PM
Second choice is beisbol since it doesn't matter if you became a fat bastard.

Reck
11-28-2020, 10:09 PM
Second choice is beisbol since it doesn't matter if you became a fat bastard.

You guys are taking lazy to another level.

:lol Golf and baseball

Basically swinging a stick. Point is to have talent..

GAustex
11-28-2020, 10:45 PM
You guys are taking lazy to another level.

:lol Golf and baseball

Basically swinging a stick. Point is to have talent..
Back in the day I carried a 4 handicap. Not no more-but puring a shot is a great feeling. Winning a tourney or some good sized bets was great.
Being in the top percent of golfers must be fantastic.

baseline bum
11-28-2020, 10:56 PM
F1, Indycar or even NASCAR.

Basically drive on weekends, win, get paid or still get paid for coming in 10th.

Doesn't even include sponsorship money and side deals you make on the side depending on your elite status.

Or get killed when you're spun out into a wall.

Reck
11-28-2020, 11:19 PM
Or get killed when you're spun out into a wall.

No pain, no gain.

You have to have terrible luck to die in a racing crash these days. Last driver fatality was back in 2015 when a freak accident happened and a piece of debris flew and hit a guy's helmet.

Blake
11-28-2020, 11:35 PM
You guys are taking lazy to another level.

:lol Golf and baseball

Basically swinging a stick. Point is to have talent..

Not lazy so much as not taking punishment to the body while getting paid ridiculous amounts of money.

Blake
11-28-2020, 11:37 PM
F1, Indycar or even NASCAR.

Basically drive on weekends, win, get paid or still get paid for coming in 10th.

Doesn't even include sponsorship money and side deals you make on the side depending on your elite status.

Don't they have to wear diapers?

ElNono
11-29-2020, 01:37 AM
F1, Indycar or even NASCAR.

Basically drive on weekends, win, get paid or still get paid for coming in 10th.

Doesn't even include sponsorship money and side deals you make on the side depending on your elite status.

Are the last two 'sports' though?

Reck
11-29-2020, 02:05 AM
Are the last two 'sports' though?

How do you mean? You think F1 is a sport but indycar isn't? They're both open wheel.

You can argue NASCAR since the it's strictly subjected to circles but even that demands major physical maneuvering.

ElNono
11-29-2020, 03:52 AM
How do you mean? You think F1 is a sport but indycar isn't? They're both open wheel.

You can argue NASCAR since the it's strictly subjected to circles but even that demands major physical maneuvering.

I thought Indycar was the name of a video game. You know, the kind that can't afford a F1 license.

Spurtacular
11-29-2020, 09:26 AM
Thinks golf isn’t a sport because it’s just “swinging a stick” and therefore requires no talent, but then the thing everyone does on a daily basis and every 16 year old gets a license for is something only the über talented can do :lmao

Is croquet a sport?

Reck
11-29-2020, 09:32 AM
Thinks golf isn’t a sport because it’s just “swinging a stick” and therefore requires no talent, but then the thing everyone does on a daily basis and every 16 year old gets a license for is something only the über talented can do :lmao

Still heated 10 hours later about an off comment about golf. :lol you

Reck
11-29-2020, 09:40 AM
Or get killed when you're spun out into a wall.

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Alive and well. This just happened and incidentally to our team.

Reck
11-29-2020, 09:44 AM
Hiding from your comment because you realize how retarded you sound :lmao

Hiding from what? Anyone can pick up golf with minimal skills. No athleticism.

When even Trump can do it. :lmao

Reck
11-29-2020, 09:52 AM
:lmao everyone, including Trump, can also drive a car dipshit :lmao

Race cars=road cars. Ok

This kind of desperation doesn’t merit explanations.

Reck
11-29-2020, 10:07 AM
Getting caught in your own dumbshit logic and backing down :lmao go run away bitch

I’m not. I’m posting my objective views as I see them as you manically post emojis and looking unhinged.

Boiled down:

Race car drivers are considered athletes.

Golfers aren’t.

Reck
11-29-2020, 10:10 AM
“lol that’s a simple sport that requires no talent!”

*five seconds later*

”NOOOOOOO! my sport is much more complex and nuanced at the highest level, you can’t just simplify it to that extent and make it sound like there’s no skill involved, that’s totally unfair! You just don’t get how talented those professionals are”

:lmao

Again making shit up. Maybe you should go swing a stick and feel good about it. Lol

Reck
11-29-2020, 10:17 AM
:lmao going full Derp because you can’t actually defend your retarded take. I accept your white flag, move along now bitch

No problem. Feel free to actually give your take on how driving a race car is just like driving a street car anytime you want.

For my part, can I swing a stick on a golf course? Most definitely.

Can I actually drive a race car on any given track? Unlikely at those speeds.

Your turn, bye.

Will Hunting
11-29-2020, 10:52 AM
:lmao calling NASCAR a sport when being a short unathletic twink actually makes you better at it

Golf GOAT
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9SsG4imZNeE/WNJI_Sg05NI/AAAAAAAA9N4/6BF-1UHJIiEFecYPhvOQzM3k8r5g7b9jQCLcB/s1600/Tiger-Book-Launch.png

NASCAR GOAT
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/02/05/sports/05NASCARweb/05NASCARweb-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale

Will Hunting
11-29-2020, 10:56 AM
I'd be a kicker, easily. You can play 20+ years w/o having to go through the same grueling physical toll the rest of the NFL has to go through, and the best kickers in the NFL make plenty of money. Justin Tucker has career earnings of $40 million and still has probably 10 years of NFL left in him.

Millennial_Messiah
11-29-2020, 11:06 AM
I consider Nascar/Indycar/any car racing game... darts, chess, golf, poker, connect four etc to be games and not sports... Fight me on that....

Millennial_Messiah
11-29-2020, 11:07 AM
I'd be a kicker, easily. You can play 20+ years w/o having to go through the same grueling physical toll the rest of the NFL has to go through, and the best kickers in the NFL make plenty of money. Justin Tucker has career earnings of $40 million and still has probably 10 years of NFL left in him.

just hope you don't get plowed by a Cordarelle Patterson type lol.

Reck
11-29-2020, 11:11 AM
NASCAR GOAT
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/02/05/sports/05NASCARweb/05NASCARweb-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale

This brings me back. Not sure about GOAT material.

He wasn’t the same after he killed that dude who thought it was a great idea to get in front of a speeding 400HP car and got rolled. Jeff Gordon is the true modern GOAT.

Will Hunting
11-29-2020, 11:14 AM
Hiding from what? Anyone can pick up golf with minimal skills. No athleticism.

When even Trump can do it. :lmao
Trump plays with a cart. Not a fucking chance that Trump could walk a 7,300 yard golf course, even with a caddy carrying his clubs :lol

Millennial_Messiah
11-29-2020, 11:31 AM
Trump plays with a cart. Not a fucking chance that Trump could walk a 7,300 yard golf course, even with a caddy carrying his clubs :lol

I did, last Saturday in Trophy Club, TX... 18 holes and a few miles worth of walking over the course of a day... it doesn't take a superman.

Will Hunting
11-29-2020, 11:36 AM
I did, last Saturday in Trophy Club, TX... 18 holes and a few miles worth of walking over the course of a day... it doesn't take a superman.
Congrats, you're not as fat as Donald Trump. Do you want a cookie? What did you shoot?

I thought what I was saying was obvious, maybe Trump could physically walk the course without literally dying, but he'd be fatigued by the back 9 and it would hurt his swing. A fatigued lower body is a surefire way to start spraying the ball all over the place.

One of the reasons Phil Mickelson was always viewed as a choker is because his swing would get too armsy by the final holes due to lower body fatigue from him carrying extra weight.

Reck
11-29-2020, 11:36 AM
:lmao having a 5-8 150 lb GOAT for your “sport”

I thought you were done.

GAustex
11-29-2020, 11:37 AM
:lmao calling NASCAR a sport when being a short unathletic twink actually makes you better at it

Golf GOAT
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9SsG4imZNeE/WNJI_Sg05NI/AAAAAAAA9N4/6BF-1UHJIiEFecYPhvOQzM3k8r5g7b9jQCLcB/s1600/Tiger-Book-Launch.png

NASCAR GOAT
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/02/05/sports/05NASCARweb/05NASCARweb-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale
Jack is GOAT

Reck
11-29-2020, 11:40 AM
You were the one claiming to be done, you dumbass :lmao

Post 38 in this thread. Try to keep up while you hyper ventilate your way into another emoji filled post.

lefty
11-29-2020, 11:42 AM
:lol That South Park episode on Nascar

“I turn to the left better than you”

Reck
11-29-2020, 11:45 AM
:lmao in other words “:cry please be done wrecking my retarded take :cry”

I didn’t say I was done. You did.

:lol You needing this win and not being able to get it
:lol hick sport outshining golf

Millennial_Messiah
11-29-2020, 11:50 AM
Congrats, you're not as fat as Donald Trump. Do you want a cookie? What did you shoot?

I thought what I was saying was obvious, maybe Trump could physically walk the course without literally dying, but he'd be fatigued by the back 9 and it would hurt his swing. A fatigued lower body is a surefire way to start spraying the ball all over the place.

One of the reasons Phil Mickelson was always viewed as a choker is because his swing would get too armsy by the final holes due to lower body fatigue from him carrying extra weight.

Crappy, tbh, but it was only my second time ever playing standard golf instead of putt putt or Top Golf... I think I finished second highest score (second worse) among the group of 5 of us guys and only because one of the other guys kept hitting balls into the bunkers and water.

Millennial_Messiah
11-29-2020, 11:52 AM
And what did you shoot?

*Standing by for some bullshit*
like +11 o/p

110 ish

Reck
11-29-2020, 11:53 AM
you made a retarded comment, had your own logic used against you, and then proceeded to cry like a faggot about it while proclaiming an effeminate twink is your sport’s GOAT. Tried using the “I’m too rational for emoji’s” play but just torpedoed that as well. This is Trump level denial for you :lmao

You’re putting a lot of anger and effort into this.

Getting worked up over golf
dying on that hill
losing an argument on who’s more of an athlete
Still crying about it

You’re not very good at this for someone who’s supposedly making me look retarded.

i'm_still_beta
11-29-2020, 11:56 AM
:lol That South Park episode on Nascar

“I turn to the left better than you”

Hey, Lefty, what's your take? Number 10 or 9? Or hockey goaltender? :)

Will Hunting
11-29-2020, 11:58 AM
like +11 o/p

110 ish
Trophy Club is a par 72 course, so 110 would be +38, not +11.

You should really work on telling fairy tales that aren't so easy to debunk.

https://course.bluegolf.com/bluegolf/course/course/trophyclubcchogan/detailedscorecard.htm

Reck
11-29-2020, 12:00 PM
https://www.mlive.com/sports/2020/08/mis-nascar-race-beats-nba-nhl-mlb-in-sports-tv-ratings-but-loses-out-to-pga.html

:lmao try again, kid

So your argument here is that nascar is better than all those sports listed (it is not) but not golf?

Also reaching like derp pulling random links to show how golf beat out poor old nascar once while nascar beat out baseball, nhl and nba. :lmao

Not a good look for you.

Reck
11-29-2020, 12:03 PM
Like for example I can post this random link

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.essentiallysports.com/nascar-news-brickyard-400-beats-pga-tour-and-wwe-to-top-the-us-television-viewership-chart/amp/

Oh look nascar is better because it beat out the pga this one time. :lol mono

Will Hunting
11-29-2020, 12:08 PM
I've driven for probably ~5 hours without any stops for gas/food/bathroom, and I've played 18 holes of golf without cart.

One was a lot more physically demanding than the other, and it wasn't the one where I was sitting down the whole time :lol

Reck
11-29-2020, 12:11 PM
I've driven for probably ~5 hours without any stops for gas/food/bathroom, and I've played 18 holes of golf without cart.

One was a lot more physically demanding than the other, and it wasn't the one where I was sitting down the whole time :lol

Serious question, how many pounds of weight did you lose doing each?

Will Hunting
11-29-2020, 12:15 PM
Serious question, how many pounds of weight did you lose doing each?
I didn't keep track, but you burn ~1,400 calories playing a round of golf when you're carrying your clubs, and I seriously doubt that I burned anything close to that driving a fucking car for 5 hours :lmao

https://golf.com/instruction/fitness/how-many-calories-you-burn-playing-golf-walking-riding/

Reck
11-29-2020, 12:20 PM
I didn't keep track, but you burn ~1,400 calories playing a round of golf when you're carrying your clubs, and I seriously doubt that I burned anything close to that driving a fucking car for 5 hours :lmao

https://golf.com/instruction/fitness/how-many-calories-you-burn-playing-golf-walking-riding/

I’d put it at probably 0 pound loss during your car ride because the two aren’t relatable.

Will Hunting
11-29-2020, 12:21 PM
I’d put it at probably 0 pound loss during your car ride because the two aren’t relatable.
Agreed. Driving car isn't physical activity and the same way playing golf is. The two aren't relatable :tu

Millennial_Messiah
11-29-2020, 12:45 PM
Trophy Club is a par 72 course, so 110 would be +38, not +11.

You should really work on telling fairy tales that aren't so easy to debunk.

https://course.bluegolf.com/bluegolf/course/course/trophyclubcchogan/detailedscorecard.htm
Agreed, but we added 1 to par's arbitrarily. It wasn't official or anything

Will Hunting
11-29-2020, 12:49 PM
Agreed, but we added 1 to par's arbitrarily. It wasn't official or anything
If you added 1 to every par that would make it a par 90 course (72 + 18), so 110 would be +20, not +11.

Millennial_Messiah
11-29-2020, 12:55 PM
If you added 1 to every par that would make it a par 90 course (72 + 18), so 110 would be +20, not +11.

I said arbitrarily. We all suck except 1 of us so we added between 0 and 3 to par depending on the hole. Anyways it was fun and not serious and I need more practice.

Neo.
11-29-2020, 01:40 PM
fake golf scores
equating sitting to walking several miles and swinging metal rods
derp logic and genuine imitation

this is a very good thread :tu

i'm_still_beta
11-29-2020, 01:55 PM
If drivers are considered as athletes then what about fighter pilots and astronauts?

Mitch
11-29-2020, 02:02 PM
I've been golfing regularly for about 5 years now, it's something I could see myself doing when I'm a tosb :lol

Walking the course, no cart, is no joke.

koriwhat
11-29-2020, 02:07 PM
If drivers are considered as athletes then what about fighter pilots and astronauts?

men are women these days and women are men, there's 50+ genders, and facts don't matter anymore so anything is possible!

koriwhat
11-29-2020, 02:08 PM
If drivers are considered as athletes then what about fighter pilots and astronauts?

jokes aside, i would most def consider both drivers and fighter pilots to be athletes but in a different genre not a traditional definition either.

Blake
11-29-2020, 02:09 PM
I've been golfing regularly for about 5 years now, it's something I could see myself doing when I'm a tosb :lol

Walking the course, no cart, is no joke.

BUT IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF MILES ANYONE CAN DO IT AND THEN SWING A STICK AT A BALL

lefty
11-29-2020, 02:34 PM
Hey, Lefty, what's your take? Number 10 or 9? Or hockey goaltender? :)

hockey goalies don’t have as much value/impact as they dis back in the days

koriwhat
11-29-2020, 02:59 PM
Why are you so obsessed with trans people? Nobody said a thing about them, but you find a way to talk about them every chance you get. Do they kick your ass on a daily basis or something? Or are you sensitive to the fact that you look just like one?

https://i.imgur.com/TVs7c0J.jpg

DAF86
11-29-2020, 03:09 PM
Tennis is a good choice, but sometimes you live a lonely life travelling all year. I think I would have to say soccer, as boring as that answer might be. Big bucs, safe sport, you don't have to travel too much, fun to play and practice.

i'm_still_beta
11-29-2020, 03:26 PM
hockey goalies don’t have as much value/impact as they dis back in the days

Just kidding. I know that you have always wanted to be left-handed specialist, setup relief pitcher. I know how much you like baseball :lol

Blake
11-29-2020, 03:30 PM
Tennis is a good choice, but sometimes you live a lonely life travelling all year. I think I would have to say soccer, as boring as that answer might be. Big bucs, safe sport, you don't have to travel too much, fun to play and practice.

Lol soccer a safe sport? Boring yeah.

DAF86
11-29-2020, 03:38 PM
Lol soccer a safe sport? Boring yeah.

Yeah, it's definitely in the safer half of the spectrum, tbh. It's nothing like the NFL, boxing, Rugby or car Racing.

i'm_still_beta
11-29-2020, 03:50 PM
Lol soccer a safe sport? Boring yeah.
Soccer is exciting if two great teams play. Like Barcelona and Real Madrid for example. Free-flowing nature of the game, teamwork, large field and little number of rule restrictions allow players to show their creativity. That's what makes soccer great. It can be boring though. The fact that game can be decided by undeserved penalty is bad too.

I know that there's baseball and soccer feud on SpursTalk. Both are great sports with great athletes but with different strengths and weaknesses. Personally, I don't find baseball entertaining because of pace of the game and the fact that ball is rarely in play. But this sport has great athletes with ridiculous skills.

But yes. Soccer can be dangerous because of air challenges,hard tackles and of course heading. The latter is the most dangerous and could lead to chronic traumatic brain injuries

koriwhat
11-29-2020, 03:51 PM
:lmao can’t give a real reply because you wouldn’t be able to control yourself.

that was a real reply... take the W bro. lol

lefty
11-29-2020, 03:55 PM
Just kidding. I know that you have always wanted to be left-handed specialist, setup relief pitcher. I know how much you like baseball :lol

:lol

Millennial_Messiah
11-29-2020, 06:32 PM
lol trannies

FrostKing
11-30-2020, 12:10 AM
Online Gaming

Not serious maybe srs

Mitch
11-30-2020, 01:50 AM
BUT IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF MILES ANYONE CAN DO IT AND THEN SWING A STICK AT A BALL

Anybody outside of fat Antonio maybe :lol

i'm_still_beta
11-30-2020, 06:41 AM
Online Gaming

Not serious maybe srs

Figure skating, Aussie rules football or even Turkish oil wrestling ... everything goes. Don't be afraid guys, just wear your heart on your sleeve :)

ElNono
11-30-2020, 12:12 PM
Are PEDs ok, or we're talking natural talent here?

SpursforSix
11-30-2020, 12:51 PM
Is this talent so great that I wouldn't have to practice or work hard?

Chucho
11-30-2020, 01:13 PM
Anyone can swing a stick and hit a ball. Anyone can drive a car.

Funny seeing people do the derp-chump schtick defending and hating sports neither has the skills for.

i'm_still_beta
11-30-2020, 01:21 PM
Is this talent so great that I wouldn't have to practice or work hard?
You have to work hard

Trainwreck2100
11-30-2020, 02:18 PM
The correct answer is football kicker, do it 5 times a week if you're good, you'll be doing it for 20 years. You can be a fatass too like beisbol

SpursforSix
11-30-2020, 02:34 PM
You have to work hard

Easily golf then.
Longevity
Don't have to worry too much about being in great shape
Don't have to worry about learning plays
Don't have to worry about getting along with teammates or coaches
Don't have to worry about getting traded and moving to somewhere that sucks

benefactor
11-30-2020, 05:34 PM
Golf or kicker. Not sure why you'd choose anything else.

Blake
11-30-2020, 06:05 PM
Tennis would be my number 2 choice. The only thing is that you're already old by age 30

DMC
11-30-2020, 07:35 PM
Golf and it's not even close

DAF86
11-30-2020, 09:10 PM
Tennis would be my number 2 choice. The only thing is that you're already old by age 30

Not anymore. Everybody thought Nadal would be done by age 28 and he's already in his mid 30's still at the top of his Game. Federer is still a top 3 player in the World pushing 40. The life span of the tennis player grew just like with any other sport.

Blake
11-30-2020, 09:51 PM
Not anymore. Everybody thought Nadal would be done by age 28 and he's already in his mid 30's still at the top of his Game. Federer is still a top 3 player in the World pushing 40. The life span of the tennis player grew just like with any other sport.

Oh ok, old at 40. Golf still blows it away

DAF86
11-30-2020, 10:12 PM
Oh ok, old at 40. Golf still blows it away

Sure. I didn't argue that though. :lol

Blake
11-30-2020, 11:37 PM
Sure. I didn't argue that though. :lol

I didn't say you did. I'm just saying

Chucho
12-01-2020, 01:35 AM
Easily golf then.
Longevity
Don't have to worry too much about being in great shape
Don't have to worry about learning plays
Don't have to worry about getting along with teammates or coaches
Don't have to worry about getting traded and moving to somewhere that sucks

Yup. Just look at John Daly. A fat, chain smoking junkie with a mule of a drive. Won, what, like 2 total tournaments in the first few years of his career?Parlayed being a fat, chain smoking junkie who won two majors into a 20 year career where he made 100s of times more money in endorsements than he did on the course because someone like that is more entertaining than 99% of all golfers.

koriwhat
12-01-2020, 02:33 AM
For which part? The part where you have an unhealthy obsession with trans people? I don’t need a W for that, I just worry that you won’t grow as a person if you keep obsessing over them. Just let em live their lives and you do you. No need to bring up trannies in every conversation. Just a little life lesson for you.

you're the king of hyperbole bro. :tu

mole hill meet mountain.

LaMarcus Bryant
12-01-2020, 09:03 AM
Would any of you want to be that guy on The Boys with the giant prehensile extendable 3 ft circumference shlong as your GOAT talent

lefty
12-01-2020, 09:34 AM
Would any of you want to be that guy on The Boys with the giant prehensile extendable 3 ft circumference shlong as your GOAT talent
You're ok son?

LaMarcus Bryant
12-01-2020, 09:51 AM
You're ok son?

:lol

SpursforSix
12-01-2020, 10:12 AM
Would any of you want to be that guy on The Boys with the giant prehensile extendable 3 ft circumference shlong as your GOAT talent

Bend over, I'll let you know.

lefty
12-01-2020, 10:20 AM
Then he has nothing to worry about lol

BD24
12-01-2020, 03:25 PM
As has been the trend. Golf for me.

BD24
12-01-2020, 03:32 PM
Why are you so obsessed with trans people? Nobody said a thing about them, but you find a way to talk about them every chance you get. Do they kick your ass on a daily basis or something? Or are you sensitive to the fact that you look just like one?
That last sentence though :lol :lol

Millennial_Messiah
12-01-2020, 08:40 PM
Anybody outside of fat Antonio maybe :lol

Fuckin' in the butt...

koriwhat
12-02-2020, 12:05 AM
Just stop being obsessed with trans people, it’s not hard man.

bro you're the one obsessing over here but cool story either way! :tu

Blake
12-02-2020, 01:08 PM
bro you're the one obsessing over here but cool story either way! :tu

Det lack of self awareness

koriwhat
12-02-2020, 07:00 PM
no one cares blake... well at least i don't care. you're almost worse than Chump tbh... i'd tell you to move along yet you seem incapable of doing so and that's quite weird imo but whatever. God bless you blake.

Blake
12-02-2020, 07:41 PM
no one cares blake... well at least i don't care. you're almost worse than Chump tbh... i'd tell you to move along yet you seem incapable of doing so and that's quite weird imo but whatever. God bless you blake.

Give me another paragraph about how much you don't care

koriwhat
12-02-2020, 07:47 PM
https://i.ibb.co/P5TVmNb/Screen-Shot-2020-12-02-at-6-45-51-PM.png

RENT FREE!

Blake
12-02-2020, 08:20 PM
https://i.ibb.co/P5TVmNb/Screen-Shot-2020-12-02-at-6-45-51-PM.png

RENT FREE!

Not how that works, druggy

koriwhat
12-02-2020, 08:20 PM
Quite a passive-aggressive, toxic post from you. I really hoped you had changes your ways. Blake deserves an apology from you for your years of targeted harassment. But we know you haven’t actually changed one bit. Not only are you an angry dimwit, you’re also fake as shit. Sad!

trolling level 1.0 ... try again

koriwhat
12-02-2020, 08:24 PM
this is going to be hiliarious... Chump is a year+ in to not getting a response to any of his bs replies to me, blake is a couple weeks in almost, and now mono. these crazy loons are all peas in the same pod it seems. yall got issues worse than yall claim i have it seems.

buh-bye and God bless yalls misguided hearts. i truly hope yall find some peace in life on and off the internet.

Blake
12-02-2020, 08:34 PM
Quite a passive-aggressive, toxic post from you. I really hoped you had changes your ways. Blake deserves an apology from you for your years of targeted harassment. But we know you haven’t actually changed one bit. Not only are you an angry dimwit, you’re also fake as shit. Sad!

But he said God bless you at the end tho

Blake
12-02-2020, 08:34 PM
Give me another paragraph about how much you don't care


this is going to be hiliarious... Chump is a year+ in to not getting a response to any of his bs replies to me, blake is a couple weeks in almost, and now mono. these crazy loons are all peas in the same pod it seems. yall got issues worse than yall claim i have it seems.

buh-bye and God bless yalls misguided hearts. i truly hope yall find some peace in life on and off the internet.

Now another