Joe Biden twisted ankle while playing with dog Major

[ducks]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-twisted-ankle-playing-with-dog-examined

[ChumpDumper]

Comforting to know there is a tiny desk waiting for him at the White House in case he can't stand for a press conference.

[ducks]

Biden was playing with one of the Bidens’ two dogs. They adopted Major in 2018, and acquired their first dog, Champ, after the 2008 election. The Bidens have said they’ll be bringing their dogs to the White House and also plan to get a cat.


Does he not know bullets are faster then dogs for protection

[Will Hunting]

Biden was playing with one of the Bidens’ two dogs. They adopted Major in 2018, and acquired their first dog, Champ, after the 2008 election. The Bidens have said they’ll be bringing their dogs to the White House and also plan to get a cat.


Does he not know bullets are faster then dogs for protection
Who’s gonna be firing bullets at Biden, ducks?

[ducks]

Bad people
Duh !

[baseline bum]

Bad people
Duh !

Like Trumptards?

[ducks]

Most of those are good people
They like the rights USA citizens have and not trying to change them
Like Biden supports are

[CosmicCowboy]

At least he didn't break a hip. Yet.

[GAustex]

Over/under on the stroke?

[FrostKing]

Obama Presidency Lite

[pgardn]

Over/under on the stroke?

On what date would you say Trump‘s stroke occurred?

[ChumpDumper]

Obama Presidency LiteMuch better than the Trump disaster.:tu

A little drink of infant blood will fix that ankle right up.

[Chris]

bad omen

tick tock

[FrostKing]

Much better than the Trump disaster.:tu

A little drink of infant blood will fix that ankle right up.
Donald will be more influential as a martyr. Establishment pulled out all the stops but showed their face in the process.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Donald will be more influential as a martyr. Establishment pulled out all the stops but showed their face in the process.

can't wait for that 60-40 senate majority, 6-3 scotus + house GOP + GOP president, but we'll have to wait till january 2025 for that :( I'll be too old to enjoy life by that point, tbh

[ChumpDumper]

bad omen

tick tockTrump's emergency helicopter evac to Walter Reed was a bad omen.

[ChumpDumper]

Donald will be more influential as a martyr. Establishment pulled out all the stops but showed their face in the process.Yeah, they put up the oldest, blandest candidate they could and destroyed Trump.:lmao

[GAustex]

On what date would you say Trump‘s stroke occurred?
The thread is about creepy old Joe.
We are so lucky to have him

[ChumpDumper]

:lol salty loser Trumpistas

[Chris]

Trump

*ding

[ChumpDumper]

*dingYou're welcome.

[GAustex]

I read that it’s a broke foot

[Spurtacular]

I read that it’s a broke foot

Got to have a cast to hide dat ankle monitor.

[FrostKing]

can't wait for that 60-40 senate majority, 6-3 scotus + house GOP + GOP president, but we'll have to wait till january 2025 for that :( I'll be too old to enjoy life by that point, tbh
Conservatism is tried and true. About time it got off the pavement in the West. Polaks fought all the radicals and will help you brothers.

[ChumpDumper]

Got to have a cast to hide dat ankle monitor.
Ankle monitor for what, derp?

[Spurtacular]

Ankle monitor for what, derp?

Looking forward to your answer.

[ChumpDumper]

Looking forward to your answer.:lol you fold, derp.

[Spurtacular]

:lol you fold, derp.

Okay, you're folding and talking to yourself.

[boutons_deux]

an honest medical report, and ducks is outraged

[Blake]

Looking forward to your answer.

You're Derp®️. Everyone knows this. So do you.

[Reck]

Why Trump doesn’t own pets, tbh.

[FrostKing]

Why Trump doesn’t own pets, tbh.
Slavery. Same reason our President is not a Warmonger.

[Reck]

Slavery. Same reason our President is not a Warmonger.

He’s the one president droned the fuck out of a top leader in a foreign country. Not the kind of point you want to bring up.

[ChumpDumper]

Okay, you're folding and talking to yourself.How angry does being called derp make you on a scale from 1-10?

[clambake]

Too bad nicknames can’t be pardoned, right derp?

[ChumpDumper]

Too bad nicknames can’t be pardoned, right derp?
:lmao

[ducks]

an honest medical report, and ducks is outraged

Could you imagine boutons had trump got injured playing a dog

[boutons_deux]

hairline fracture

[ducks]

hairline fracture

Are you sure ?
Would you bet your life on it?

[Spurtacular]

https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/060/271/632/original/9200abb59ad2d8ec.jpg

[Blake]

https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/060/271/632/original/9200abb59ad2d8ec.jpg

Rofl you're saying he's faking this? Why?

:lol derp

[Ef-man]

Rofl you're saying he's faking this? Why?

:lol derp

Derp reporting the faking of dead man’s injury! :lmao

Cannot leave McCain alone. What a derp.

[Reck]

Rofl you're saying he's faking this? Why?

:lol derp

:lol Anyone willingly choosing to look like a total fool in one of these because...reasons that’s why.

[ElNono]

Ready for Kamala to take over, tbh

[FrostKing]

Ready for Kamala to take over, tbh
Go Team California

[ElNono]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcrbDYe4qL4

[Spurtacular]

Rofl you're saying he's faking this? Why?

:lol derp

Do you go around switching legs for orthopedic boots?

Don't come at me like you have hand, cuckold.

[Ef-man]

https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/060/271/632/original/9200abb59ad2d8ec.jpg

Did derp confuse Biden and McCain? Is he that stupid?

https://neonnettle.com/features/1255-john-mccain-s-ankle-monitor-walking-boot-mysteriously-changes-feet
https://neonnettle.com/features/images/john-mccain-boot-mysteriously-switches-feet-ankle-monitor-1261117.jpg

[Reck]

Do you go around switching legs for orthopedic boots?

Don't come at me like you have hand, cuckold.

You are technologically inept. Like a grandpa.

You can mirror and flip an image on your phone...

[Spurtacular]

You are technologically inept. Like a grandpa.

You can mirror and flip an image on your phone...

That's not what happened. They even put captions on it so that soy boys like you can't claim that.
Didn't stop you though. :lol

[ElNono]

Did derp confuse Biden and McCain? Is he that stupid?

https://neonnettle.com/features/1255-john-mccain-s-ankle-monitor-walking-boot-mysteriously-changes-feet
https://neonnettle.com/features/images/john-mccain-boot-mysteriously-switches-feet-ankle-monitor-1261117.jpg

All bow to American Hero John McCain...

[ElNono]

Probably a broken leg sustained while being imprisoned by his captors in Vietnam... what a hero.

[Reck]

Will Hunting where that eagle meme at, bro?

[Spurtacular]

All bow to American Hero John McCain...

You like your neocons. That's no secret.

[Spurtacular]

Probably a broken leg sustained while being imprisoned by his captors in Vietnam... what a hero.

:lol Trying so hard.

[ChumpDumper]

What does any of this have to do with derp's Biden conspiracy theory?

[Spurtacular]

What does any of this have to do with derp's Biden conspiracy theory?

I must've missed it. What's your Biden conspiracy theory?

[ChumpDumper]

I must've missed it. What's your Biden conspiracy theory?:lmao you can't even admit you have a conspiracy theory, derp.

Sad.

What are you doing here?

[Spurtacular]

:lmao you can't even admit you have a conspiracy theory, derp.

Sad.

What are you doing here?

Yea, what are you doing here? Sounds like you can't make up your mind.

[ChumpDumper]

Yea, what are you doing here? Sounds like you can't make up your mind.Why do you say Biden is wearing an ankle monitor, derp?

[Spurtacular]

Derp asking himself moar questions that'll go unanswered.

[ChumpDumper]

Derp asking himself moar questions that'll go unanswered.Does being called derp really hurt you that much, Spurtacular?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

Does being called derp really hurt you that much, Spurtacular?

Yes or no.

Anyone that mistakenly calls me by your name, I just direct them your way. No harm done.

[ChumpDumper]

Anyone that mistakenly calls me by your name, I just direct them your way. No harm done.Many people call you derp, Spurtacular.

It hurts you.

Because you're derp, Spurtacular.

You're not going to stop anyone.

[Spurtacular]

Many people call you derp, Spurtacular.

It hurts you.

Because you're derp, Spurtacular.

You're not going to stop anyone.

Beta males erroneously calling me by your name Derp doesn't bother me.

You're no exception to the rule.

[ChumpDumper]

Beta males erroneously calling me by your name Derp doesn't bother me.

You're no exception to the rule.If it didn't bother you, you wouldn't spend all this time trying to get people to stop and deflecting it to other people.

Now show us how much it doesn't bother you, derp.:lol

[Spurtacular]

If it didn't bother you, you wouldn't spend all this time trying to get people to stop and deflecting it to other people.

Now show us how much it doesn't bother you, derp.:lol

Said by the guy who has done this line of questioning countless times and will continue doing it.

You're butthurt that you weren't allowed to steal an internet trope and claim it as your own, Derp.

I for one am not surprised. NPCs don't have original thoughts.

[ChumpDumper]

Said by the guy who has done this line of questioning countless times and will continue doing it.

You're butthurt that you weren't allowed to steal an internet trope and claim it as your own, Derp.

I for one am not surprised. NPCs don't have original thoughts.So you try to steal it yourself and use it on me?

:lmao this is why you're derp, derp.

You're so consumed with rage and pain that you don't realize you're shitting on yourself.

Tell me again how it doesn't bother you.

[ElNono]

You like your neocons. That's no secret.


:lol Trying so hard.

:lol

[Spurtacular]

So you try to steal it yourself and use it on me?

:lmao this is why you're derp, derp.

You're so consumed with rage and pain that you don't realize you're shitting on yourself.

Tell me again how it doesn't bother you.

I use it merely to highlight your sad inadequacy. You use your stolen term pridefully; and that's just sad.

[Spurtacular]

:lol

Is Joe Biden not a neocon?

[ChumpDumper]

I use it merely to highlight your sad inadequacy. You use your stolen term pridefully; and that's just sad.So it does bother you.:lol

So much you had to steal it yourself.:lol

You use your stolen term shamefully.:lmao

[Spurtacular]

So it does bother you.:lol

So much you had to steal it yourself.:lol

You used the nickname even after expressly finding out that it was stolen.You desperately continue after the fact.

Meanwhile, I only use the term to highlight this reality, as has been explained to you countless times now.

[Blake]

Do you go around switching legs for orthopedic boots?

Don't come at me like you have hand, cuckold.

I raised, you folded. Just another night at the table.

[Spurtacular]

I raised, you folded. Just another night at the table.

Poor cuckold throwing out lines and hoping something sticks.

This embarrassment is like a fetish for you. Sick.

[Blake]

Poor cuckold throwing out lines and hoping something sticks.

This embarrassment is like a fetish for you. Sick.

I raised with the question regarding your meme. You folded. You always fold. Either your hands are bad or you're really horrible at poker.

[Spurtacular]

I raised with the question regarding your meme. You folded. You always fold. Either your hands are bad or you're really horrible at poker.

Cuckold throwing out buzzwords ad nauseam. Sad.

[Blake]

Cuckold throwing out buzzwords ad nauseam. Sad.

Derp®️ thinks ad hominem is winning. Pathetic.

[ElNono]

Is Joe Biden not a neocon?

oh yeah, not arguing that. John McCain too.

[Spurtacular]

Derp®️ thinks ad hominem is winning. Pathetic.

Cuckolds don't have judgment cards.

[Spurtacular]

oh yeah, not arguing that. John McCain too.

Well, you support them. I accurately stated the fact, then.

[ChumpDumper]

You used the nickname even after expressly finding out that it was stolen.I never claimed to coin the term. It fits you, so you're derp.


You desperately continue after the fact.As do you.


Meanwhile, I only use the term to highlight this reality, as has been explained to you countless times now.Nope, you stole it just as much as I did, derp.

And you continue to prove how much it bothers you when people call you derp.

[Spurtacular]

IAnd you continue to prove how much it bothers you when people call you derp.

Hence why I say I'm using the term ironically; whereas, you're using it proudly!

Dumb psychopath. :lol :lmao :rollin

[ElNono]

Well, you support them. I accurately stated the fact, then.

The McCain thing is a schtick, and if you haven't figured it out by now, you're a lot dumber than you look.

I'm opposed to wars in general, with very few exceptions, and thus I'm also opposed to neocons, however:

1) Trumpism came along, which is far, far worse, as it encapsulates populist fascism and thus a direct enemy of democracy. I rather live in a flawed democracy than no democracy at all.

2) Hopefully now that you labeled him a neoconservative, you'll stick to it, instead of crying he's a radical leftist once he's in power.

[Spurtacular]

The McCain thing is a schtick, and if you haven't figured it out by now, you're a lot dumber than you look.

I'm opposed to wars in general, with very few exceptions, and thus I'm also opposed to neocons, however:

1) Trumpism came along, which is far, far worse, as it encapsulates populist fascism and thus a direct enemy of democracy. I rather live in a flawed democracy than no democracy at all.

2) Hopefully now that you labeled him a neoconservative, you'll stick to it, instead of crying he's a radical leftist once he's in power.

All that lashing out because you're accurately called out on being a neocon.

Also, :lol at you supporting banana republic stuff and thinking I or anyone else is somehow to take you seriously.

[ChumpDumper]

Hence why I say I'm using the term ironically; whereas, you're using it proudly!

Dumb psychopath. :lol :lmao :rollin:lol so important to you

You still stole it.

[Spurtacular]

:lol so important to you

You still stole it.

As did you. That's the point. Now keep proudly using your stolen term. :lol

[RandomGuy]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-twisted-ankle-playing-with-dog-examined

and this deserves a thread because....?

[ChumpDumper]

As did you. That's the point. Now keep proudly using your stolen term. :lol

:lol you're ashamed, derp.

[ElNono]

All that lashing out because you're accurately called out on being a neocon.

Also, :lol at you supporting banana republic stuff and thinking I or anyone else is somehow to take you seriously.

:lol fold noted. Nobody but you is lashing out here, derp. I'm addressing the point you brought up, you're trying to make this personal.

[ducks]

and this deserves a thread because....?

Over 4 pages and counting

[boutons_deux]

Biden has already been more transparent in one event than Trash has been in 5+ years.

[Ef-man]

Twist your ankle and get certified as winner in AZ, nice.

AZ certified Biden as election winner today.

[boutons_deux]

Trump Tries to Prove He Is Fitter Than Biden by Playing Fetch with Pence on White House Lawn

https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5fc5349ceddb21976eb53914/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/Borowitz-Fetch.jpg

WASHINGTON —In an attempt to demonstrate that he is in better physical condition than President-elect Joe Biden, Donald J. Trump spent part of Monday morning playing fetch with Mike Pence on the White House lawn.

The press corps was invited to the event, at which

Trump, seated on a golf cart,

hurled tennis ball after tennis ball at his Vice-President,

who obediently retrieved them.

At one point in the demonstration, Pence paused to praise his boss’s “amazing stamina.”

“Mr. President,

I always knew that your mental acuity was beyond compare,

but I must say that your physical strength and endurance are nothing short of miraculous,” Pence said.

“I can’t hear you with that tennis ball in your mouth,” Trump replied.

After half an hour of fetching, Pence became winded and was replaced by Senator Lindsey Graham.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-tries-to-prove-he-is-fitter-than-biden-by-playing-fetch-with-pence-on-white-house-lawn (https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-tries-to-prove-he-is-fitter-than-biden-by-playing-fetch-with-pence-on-white-house-lawn)