2021 Predictions Thread

[Splits]

- Mittens will become an independent and caucus with Dems

- No Trumps will go to jail

Go.

[Spurminator]

Republicans win both Georgia Senate seats

Trump becomes part owner of OAN and it rebrands as Trump TV or something like that. Sean Hannity leaves Fox to join them.

The US government offers stimulus checks in exchange for taking the COVID vaccine.

Chris and Derp finally comsumate their long-time long distance flirtation and try butt stuff together.

[Splits]

- 80 million vaccinated for covid-45 by April

[Ef-man]

Melania and Don divorce

Trump gets covid, again, but kicks bucket as it is not caught early

Qchrisy continues to post on ST as his bot like behavior is too strong

[Winehole23]

- 80 million vaccinated for covid-45 by AprilBut not before US deaths from COVID surpass the tally of Civil War dead.

[Winehole23]

MAGAs will try to assassinate Biden and Harris.

[baseline bum]

MAGAs will try to assassinate Biden and Harris.

Not really going on a limb there.

[baseline bum]

- Mittens will become an independent and caucus with Dems


Hope not, want nothing to do with that crook

[Ef-man]

Derp refuses to come to terms with election results but is completely broken and its posts reflect desperation

[Winehole23]

Not really going on a limb there.Guilty as charged. I'm not the wild prediction type.

[Splits]

Hope not, want nothing to do with that crook

He's a pussy, trying to deflect the MAGAts and inherit the mantle again, banking on the tards to quiet down. Not a terrible bet.

[baseline bum]

- Assassination attempt at the inauguration due to Trumptard stochastic terrorism
- GOP wins both GA seats
- Biden gets steamrolled by McConnell at every turn
- No stimulus period, no pandemic unemployment, no eviction relief
- Pandemic continues on through the entire year as half the population refuses vaccination
- A couple more mass shootings from right wing nuts

[baseline bum]

Guilty as charged. I'm not the wild prediction type.

Here's another one: Trump starts telling his people not to take the vaccines since he's not getting credit he thinks he deserves for them. And his death cult listens.

[Winehole23]

- Assassination attempt at the inauguration due to Trumptard stochastic terrorism
- GOP wins both GA seats
- Biden gets steamrolled by McConnell at every turn
- No stimulus period, no pandemic unemployment, no eviction relief
- Pandemic continues on through the entire year as half the population refuses vaccination
- A couple more mass shootings from right wing nutsall very plausible. maybe even likely.

[Splits]

all very plausible. maybe even likely.

lol no. BB is a paranoid schizto when it comes to politics, a doomsdayer. None of that will happen outside the Georgia Senate prediction, which is basically consensus.

[Winehole23]

lol no. BB is a paranoid schizto when it comes to politics, a doomsdayer. None of that will happen outside the Georgia Senate prediction, which is basically consensus.If his Senate prediction pans out, obstruction becomes a near certainty. The only thing that seems like a stretch there to me is people refusing the vaccine.

[baseline bum]

lol no. BB is a paranoid schizto when it comes to politics, a doomsdayer. None of that will happen outside the Georgia Senate prediction, which is basically consensus.

How is a couple of rightwing nut mass shootings not plausible? We had Stoneman Douglas and Pittsburgh synagogue shootings in 2018. El Paso Walmart shooting in 2019. Las Vegas in 2017. We're probably going to have at least one rightwingnut mass shooting.

[baseline bum]

lol no. BB is a paranoid schizto when it comes to politics, a doomsdayer. None of that will happen outside the Georgia Senate prediction, which is basically consensus.

McConnell won't even pass any stimulus with Trump president, you think he's going to pass anything to make Biden look good? You're nuts.

[Winehole23]

If his Senate prediction pans out, obstruction becomes a near certainty. The only thing that seems like a stretch there to me is people refusing the vaccine.I've underestimated the crazy of the MAGA mob before. Now that their ikon has been removed from his temporal throne and replaced by a satanic Democrat, they're likely to get crazier.

[Splits]

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[Splits]

- Assassination attempt at the inauguration due to Trumptard stochastic terrorism

No




- GOP wins both GA seats


Probably




- Biden gets steamrolled by McConnell at every turn


Subjective. See below.



- No stimulus period, no pandemic unemployment, no eviction relief


Nah, McTurtle will throw a bone, pass the 908$b bill he's sitting on.





- Pandemic continues on through the entire year as half the population refuses vaccination


Disagree. Life will be close back to normal by June.




- A couple more mass shootings from right wing nuts


Well yes, of course

[baseline bum]

No


Why is the assassination attempt so hard to believe? Already had Trumptards hatching a plot to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer.

[baseline bum]

Nah, McTurtle will throw a bone, pass the 908$b bill he's sitting on.


The one with no PUA insurance? That's McConnell telling Pelosi to go fuck her mother and that there will be no stimulus.

[Soldier Lives Matter]

MAGAs will try to assassinate Biden and Harris.

You think they'll be able to infiltrate Gitmo?

[Winehole23]

You think they'll be able to infiltrate Gitmo?Go play with yourself, derp.Grown folks talkin.

[Spurminator]

- Mittens will become an independent and caucus with Dems.

More likely that Manchin becomes a Republican IMO, but only if the Dems pull off Georgia.

[ElNono]

Let's go with the important stuff...

- Wall Street will get another round of monies with bipartisan support, hidden somewhere into the next omnibus spending bill
- The Defense Authorization Act for 2021 will see an increase in spending for the MIC
- Under the guise that there's no stimulus coming and the vaccines will take a while to reach everyone, Biden will extend and eventually make permanent the Trump's tax cuts
- Facebook and Twitter get split, because Dems don't like the fake news, and the GOP hates the fact checking
- Apple will introduce an iPhone 13, with car-like financing options like 6 year, $50/month loan.

[DarrinS]

MAGAs will try to assassinate Biden and Harris.

So they can finally get President Pelosi.

You guyth ith thmart.

[Winehole23]

You guyth ith thmart.Are you having a stroke?

Might want to get that checked out.

[tholdren]

Are you having a stroke?

Might want to get that checked out.

You need a vax

[Ef-man]

You need a vax

I predict foldren will continue to fold.

[koriwhat]

But not before US deaths from COVID surpass the tally of Civil War dead.

2.0 or 1.0?

[koriwhat]

You need a vax

I'd lay odds on none of these progressives here on ST going out and getting the China Virus vaccine asap. They all just virtue signal to no end.

[Winehole23]

2.0 or 1.0?what's the death toll of 2.0 so far?

[Winehole23]

I'd lay odds on none of these progressives here on ST going out and getting the China Virus vaccine asap. They all just virtue signal to no end.I'll take that bet.

How much can you cover?

[spurraider21]

I'll take that bet.

How much can you cover?
a teenth

[koriwhat]

what's the death toll of 2.0 so far?

Well, I was thinking maybe you were making a premonition.


a teenth

I don't even know what that is tbh. What is it crap lawyer?

[spurraider21]

-Biden behaves like a milquetoast weakling who constantly lubes himself up for Cocaine Mitch
this

[ChumpDumper]

I'd lay odds on none of these progressives here on ST going out and getting the China Virus vaccine asap.
Seeing as ASAP will be April, I don't see why not.

[Spurminator]

So they can finally get President Pelosi.

You guyth ith thmart.

Great point, because presidential assassins (and attempted assassins) are typically driven by political strategy.

John Hinckley, for example, was a big fan of George HW Bush.

[Will Hunting]

More likely that Manchin becomes a Republican IMO, but only if the Dems pull off Georgia.
It's doubtful that Manchin runs for another term so I don't see that happening.

[Will Hunting]

If states want to secede Dems should do everything in their power to make it happen. Let Texas take Oklahoma, Arkansas and Louisiana with them.

[spurraider21]

If states want to secede Dems should do everything in their power to make it happen. Let Texas take Oklahoma, Arkansas and Louisiana with them.
Would it be ideal to be neighboring a theocratic fascist regime that will become an unabated polluter?

[Will Hunting]

Would it be ideal to be neighboring a theocratic fascist regime that will become an unabated polluter?
They'll be begging to rejoin the union once they realize how fucked they are without CA and NY tax dollars / the ability to borrow money at the same rate the US government does.

[baseline bum]

It's doubtful that Manchin runs for another term so I don't see that happening.

He already said he's running. Was hoping he wouldn't so that he wouldn't be a useless pos in the senate, but so much for that idea when he'll be running on a ticket opposing Trump in 2024.

[Will Hunting]

He already said he's running. Was hoping he wouldn't so that he wouldn't be a useless pos in the senate, but so much for that idea when he'll be running on a ticket opposing Trump in 2024.
Didn't realize that.

He has absolutely no chance in 2024 if Trump is on the ticket. Quite frankly him winning in 2018 when Trump won West Virginia by 40% in 2016 and 2020 is an impressive feat.

Tester's seat is also toast in 2024 if Trump is on the ticket, but imo he has a pretty good shot at keeping it if there's a more milquetoast Republican candidate. He's the perfect Montana Democrat.

[BD24]

-Texas will have a secession vote, but will remain in the union by a narrow margin

-AOC assassination attempt

-White Incel who tries to kill AOC lauded as a hero by Trumptards

-Mannlytattoos shuts it’s doors forever when the owner gets flagged for his racist internet posting history.

-Biden behaves like a milquetoast weakling who constantly lubes himself up for Cocaine Mitch

-Leonardo DiCaprio signs onto a Marvel film
:lol

that part about Joey though :lol