Which poster is “Derp”?

[ElNono]

:lol another "gab saturday"

[Ef-man]

:lol another "gab saturday"

:lol

[ChumpDumper]

:lol another "gab saturday"

:lol

[Blake]

Gaburday night

[Ef-man]

Gaburday night

:lmao

[Ef-man]

Come to terms spurtacular, you are derp!

[Bogie]

Derp cares so little of what we say that he is becoming joey!


Yep, it’s only a matter of time before he ends each post with god bless

[benefactor]

Gaburday night
:lol

[ElNono]

Gaburday night

:lol tbh

[Ef-man]

Derptacular avoids and hates this thread as much as vampires avoid and hate garlic!

He cannot post enough to bury it. :lmao

A true “direct kill shot” from WH.

Derptacular must come to terms.

[Spurtacular]

:cry

Get your crying done here, pube. Don't be bringing your cucky little drama to the big board.

[pgardn]

Get your crying done here, pube. Don't be bringing your cucky little drama to the big board.

Oh the hypocrisy never ceases....

[Ef-man]

Get your crying done here, pube. Don't be bringing your cucky little drama to the big board.

Says the worst poster in ST!

:lmao :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao I've never seen a guy care so hard about being called a nickname on an anonymous website

[Ef-man]

Another gaburday night for derp!

[ChumpDumper]

:lol he's still trying to bury this thread.

[Ef-man]

:lol he's still trying to bury this thread.

Yup, he is obviously unsettled and is melting down.

Not even gab is giving him comfort.

[RandomGuy]

:lol he's still trying to bury this thread.

So obvious.

That is dee-licous.

[Ef-man]

Come to terms spurtacular, you are derp!

[ChumpDumper]

:lol he's still trying to bump the other thread.

[Ef-man]

:lol he's still trying to bump the other thread.

I believe he would prefer to hear his mom getting banged by strangers than see this thread.

Sad.

[RandomGuy]

:lol he's still trying to bump the other thread.

Eyup.

Sucks to be him.

[RandomGuy]

cucky

:lmao

[Ef-man]

Nope, derp is derp and cannot be removed from page 1, no matter how hard he tries!

[Ef-man]

Nope, derp is derp and cannot be removed from page 1, no matter how hard he tries!

[RandomGuy]

Nope, derp is derp and cannot be removed from page 1, no matter how hard he tries!

He may not be a smart man Jenny, but... um... that's it. he is just not a smart man.

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao he's still trying to bury this thread

[Ef-man]

Derp cannot dig fast enough.

He is as desperate as his mom looking for a date to hook up with on tinder.

[spurraider21]

Derp cannot dig fast enough.

He is as desperate as his mom looking for a date to hook up with on tinder.
she's pretty desperate since she always narrows her search to people without foreskin

[Ef-man]

she's pretty desperate since she always narrows her search to people without foreskin

:lmao

You mean her motto is: “I prefer to screw any old jew!”

[ChumpDumper]

:lol he's still caring so hard

[ChumpDumper]

Careful derp, this thread is gonna kill you.

[Ef-man]

:lmao he's still trying to bury this thread

[Ef-man]

Nope, derp is derp and cannot be removed from page 1, no matter how hard he tries!

[Ef-man]

Nope, derp is derp and cannot be removed from page 1, no matter how hard he tries!

[RandomGuy]

Careful derp, this thread is gonna kill you.

Gonna give him a heart attack.

[Ef-man]

:lmao he's still trying to bury this thread

[Ef-man]

History has recorded spurtacular as the derp!

Come to terms with it and stop the coping threads and lashing posts.

[benefactor]

Careful derp, this thread is gonna kill you.

[Ef-man]

Derp melting down cause he got hurt for being derp.

This thread is killing him.

[ElNono]

oy vey

[Ef-man]

Careful derp, this thread is gonna kill you.

:lol

[Thanos]

whoops wrong thread

[ElNono]

topsy

[benefactor]

Hi derp

[Ef-man]

Careful derp, this thread is gonna kill you.

[RandomGuy]

Nope, derp is derp and cannot be removed from page 1, no matter how hard he tries!

Indeed not.

[Ef-man]

Gonna give him a heart attack.

:tu

[Blake]

Lol 49-1 and he's still trying to shake off the label

[benefactor]

This thread will fade into obscurity if you simply come to terms and admit you are the One True Derp. Until then the shit sandwich will be served

[Spurtacular]

Lol 49-1 and he's still trying to shake off the label

:lol At least 30 of those are alts, board cuckold.

[Leetonidas]

:lol At least 30 of those are alts, board cuckold.

:lol says the guy that logged into 40 alts to vote in his own thread because he's so triggered by the phrase Derp

[RD2191]

:lol

[benefactor]

:lol says the guy that logged into 40 alts to vote in his own thread because he's so triggered by the phrase Derp
He very literally lives in a world where he creates a narrative about what he believes to be true about his enemies then copies it and throws it back at said enemies. He's like the love child of mouse and ducks with a little bit of Cosmored sprinkled in

[Blake]

:lol At least 30 of those are alts, board cuckold.

Lol no, but even by that math it's still 19-1. You're derp.

[Spurtacular]

Lol no, but even by that math it's still 19-1. You're derp.

Not claiming there isn't a soy boy neckbeard infestation, board cuckold. Were that COVID were a real thing and it would take some of you louses out.

[Blake]

Not claiming there isn't a soy boy neckbeard infestation, board cuckold. Were that COVID were a real thing and it would take some of you louses out.

Lol you're insane.

[ElNono]

:lol

[Ef-man]

He very literally lives in a world where he creates a narrative about what he believes to be true about his enemies then copies it and throws it back at said enemies. He's like the love child of mouse and ducks with a little bit of Cosmored sprinkled in

Do not forget to throw in a couple of joey chromosomes to the mix, god bless, to ensure derptacular does not care what anyone else says about him.

[Spurtacular]

Lol you're insane.

Cucksessment.

[Blake]

Obsessive derpulsive

[RandomGuy]

:lol At least 30 of those are alts, board cuckold.

As opposed to the 49 out of 50 alts you got to vote in your thread.

Even by your own estimate that still makes it 10 to one, Derp.

[RandomGuy]

Obsessive derpulsive

:lol

[RandomGuy]

Cuck.

:lmao

[Ef-man]

Derptacular is the board derp and has no hand.

He must fully come to terms with that and understand that everyone laughs at him not with him.

[benefactor]

This thread will fade into obscurity if you simply come to terms and admit you are the One True Derp. Until then the shit sandwich will be served

[Ef-man]

Lol 49-1 and he's still trying to shake off the label

:lmao

[Ef-man]

Derptacular is the board derp and has no hand.

He must fully come to terms with that and understand that everyone laughs at him not with him.

[Spurtacular]

This thread... the shit sandwich will be served

No doubt Chumpettes are eating shit.

[Ef-man]

Derptacular acting the unaware innocent. :lmao

He works hard at being derp!

[ChumpDumper]

No doubt Chumpettes are eating shit.Why do you hate being called derp so hard, Spurtacular?

[Spurtacular]

Derptacular acting the unaware innocent. :lmao

He works hard at being derp!

You're just stringing words together and hoping you sound insightful.

Accept your limitations, cucks.

[hombre]

10483996 (tel:10483996)[/URL]]You're just stringing words together and hoping you sound insightful.

Accept your limitations, cucks.

You’re like one of those guys that enjoys being verbally abused and defecated on by sex workers, except it’s by a bunch of anonymous dudes on the internet.

Enjoy!

[Blake]

You're just stringing words together and hoping you sound insightful.

Accept your limitations, cucks.

Just another Cryday night for derp

[Winehole23]

que pobrecito

[Ef-man]

You're just stringing words together and hoping you sound insightful.

Accept your limitations, cucks.

Nope, just simple words to describe you as you are the board derp, derp.

Come to terms with it. It just kills you that the name stuck but remember that you worked hard for it so you have no hand.

Just amazing how your mom did not drown you as a baby for the big disappointment that you are.

Sad for her.

[ElNono]

:lol

[Ef-man]

Just another Cryday night for derp

:lol

It never ends.

[ElNono]

topsy

[Ef-man]

You’re like one of those guys that enjoys being verbally abused and defecated on by sex workers, except it’s by a bunch of anonymous dudes on the internet.

Enjoy!

[RandomGuy]

... and still Derp.

[Winehole23]

third hand illusion

1384091906720759812

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao he's still derpsperately bumping his alt poll thread.

[ChumpDumper]

:rollin now he's using his alts to bump his alt thread.

:lol he's mentally ill.

[ChumpDumper]

:lol I'm gonna make him use all of his 40+ alts.

[ChumpDumper]

Let's see how many we can get him to use today.

[Ef-man]

Let's see how many we can get him to use today.

Derptacular gonna derp.

[Ef-man]

Derptacular gonna derp.

[Joseph Kony]

:cry pls stop calling me Derp it hurts my feelings :cry

-Derp

[RandomGuy]

:cry pls stop calling me Derp it hurts my feelings :cry

-Derp

[Ef-man]

:lmao he's still derpsperately bumping his alt poll thread.

:lmao

[Ef-man]

Oh, look! Derptacular was voted ST derp!

It must hurt derptacular to the core.

[ElNono]

:cry pls stop calling me Derp it hurts my feelings :cry

-Derp

:lol

[Beta Male]

:cry pls stop calling me Derp it hurts my feelings :cry

-Derp

:lol

[ElNono]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a5/c6/1b/a5c61b4869952d5a1b7a6ac2204f3fb7.jpg

[ElNono]

:lmao still trying to bump the other thread... coz he clearly doesn't care...

[Ef-man]

You’re like one of those guys that enjoys being verbally abused and defecated on by sex workers, except it’s by a bunch of anonymous dudes on the internet.

Enjoy!

[Ef-man]

:lmao still trying to bump the other thread... coz he clearly doesn't care...

Derptacular, gonna derp, derp, derp, derp, derp!

[ElNono]

topsy

[Leetonidas]

Still funny seeing the lone calf tats semen shield vote for Derp :lol

[Spurtacular]

Still funny seeing the lone calf tats semen shield vote for Derp :lol

Maggots below him in the pecking order. Glad you have that visual. :lol :lmao :rollin

[Joseph Kony]

Maggots below him in the pecking order. Glad you have that visual. :lol :lmao :rollin

LOL triggered because you're the one and only Derp

[RandomGuy]

Maggots below him in the pecking order. Glad you have that visual. :lol :lmao :rollin

Nope. Still derping.

Tell us more about the "fake snow". :rollin

[Leetonidas]

Maggots below him in the pecking order. Glad you have that visual. :lol :lmao :rollin

:lol sad loser and his imagined "pecking order" on a sports forum


If there were a pecking order you'd definitely be on the bottom. Just like in your transsexual fantasies:lol

[koriwhat]

Still funny seeing the lone calf tats semen shield vote for Derp :lol

It's literally Spurt of Chump and I despise Chump as much as I despise your weak fucking being too bro. :tu

[Spurtacular]

:lol sad loser and his imagined "pecking order" on a sports forum

You're below quite a bunch of betas on a sports forum. Yea, not a proud moment for you. :lol :lmao :rollin

[ElNono]

:lol Is there a post from derp that isn't ironic as hell?

[Ef-man]

And calf-tats joey with the out from left field comic relief.

God bless!

:lol

[Joseph Kony]

:lol Is there a post from derp that isn't ironic as hell?
:lol tbh. dude is the master of projection

[Blake]

It's literally Spurt of Chump and I despise Chump as much as I despise your weak fucking being too bro. :tu

lol despising posters on a message board. Get away from this place if it makes you this angry. :lol

You too, derp. Get up out of your gamer chair, out of your mom's dank basement, and get some air.

[Spurtacular]

lol despising posters on a message board. Get away from this place if it makes you this angry. :lol

You too, derp. Get up out of your gamer chair, out of your mom's dank basement, and get some air.

:lol Begging for relief

[RandomGuy]

:lol Begging for relief

Still Derp. :lol

[DMX7]

damn, that poll result is savage

[Millennial_Messiah]

damn, that poll result is savage
Outperformed Quinnipiac for sure.

AP decision desk now projects that Spurtacular will carry the title of Derp, as with 87.4% precincts reporting he is currently leading ChumpDumper by a margin of 98% to 2%.

[monosylab1k]

He couldn’t help but reply to me and confirm he’s the true Derp :lol I’m sure he’ll put on a tough facade but we both know it was probably a relief to him to stop resisting for one second and embrace his derp status.

[Ef-man]

He couldn’t help but reply to me and confirm he’s the true Derp :lol I’m sure he’ll put on a tough facade but we both know it was probably a relief to him to stop resisting for one second and embrace his derp status.

Derp is hurt seeing this thread.

[RandomGuy]

:lol Is there a post from derp that isn't ironic as hell?

I keep my shirts nice and pressed by hanging them in front of the monitor and having it display his posts.

Nice and iron-y.

[Spurtacular]

damn, that poll result is savage

:lol Slob just voted with about eight of his alts.

[Ef-man]

I keep my shirts nice and pressed by hanging them in front of the monitor and having it display his posts.

Nice and iron-y.

Derptacular must be on break at the Denny's in Victorville but he is responding to being ST's board derp!

[Spurtacular]

Denny's in Victorville but he is responding to being ST's board derp!

The Denny's in Victorville is next to a defunct motel. It's off the freeway but not in a very convenient to reach spot.
Almost surprised it's still in business. I would've figured they would've at least relocated.

[koriwhat]

:lol Begging for relief

He tells you to leave if this board makes you so angry as he constantly bugs the fuck out of me with numerous notifications daily of which I don't even look at and haven't for months on end now. Blake continues on and on because of his "anger". Blake is such a pathetic male.

What Blake is really saying is, "Please leave so my eFriends and I can have our safe space dystopia on ST. Pretty please!"

Blake's a fucking loser plain and simple. I have this conflict inside where I don't believe anyone should be cheated on but maybe Blake deep down deserved that shit and deserves more of that shit in the future. Fuck him!

[Spurtacular]

He tells you to leave if this board makes you so angry as he constantly bugs the fuck out of me with numerous notifications daily of which I don't even look at and haven't for months on end now. Blake continues on and on because of his "anger". Blake is such a pathetic male.

What Blake is really saying is, "Please leave so my eFriends and I can have our safe space dystopia on ST. Pretty please!"

Blake's a fucking loser plain and simple. I have this conflict inside where I don't believe anyone should be cheated on but maybe Blake deep down deserved that shit and deserves more of that shit in the future. Fuck him!

Yea. And on top of that Blake and Derp are too afraid to get together even though they probably live like three miles apart. :lol

[Ef-man]

Outperformed Quinnipiac for sure.

AP decision desk now projects that Spurtacular will carry the title of Derp, as with 87.4% precincts reporting he is currently leading ChumpDumper by a margin of 98% to 2%.

:lmao

[Joseph Kony]

He tells you to leave if this board makes you so angry as he constantly bugs the fuck out of me with numerous notifications daily of which I don't even look at and haven't for months on end now. Blake continues on and on because of his "anger". Blake is such a pathetic male.

What Blake is really saying is, "Please leave so my eFriends and I can have our safe space dystopia on ST. Pretty please!"

Blake's a fucking loser plain and simple. I have this conflict inside where I don't believe anyone should be cheated on but maybe Blake deep down deserved that shit and deserves more of that shit in the future. Fuck him!


Yea. And on top of that Blake and Derp are too afraid to get together even though they probably live like three miles apart. :lol
https://i.ibb.co/0ytGXMC/d4734f975665935a3d049687fc0370b2d24fd6576a06d6759e 996d2b9af3ec16.jpg

[koriwhat]

^ The white knight strikes again! My interactions with Spurt are almost non existent but the trolls here jack each other off endlessly and use hyperbole to make it seem like Spurt and I are catching games at the bar, meeting up for bowling night, riding motorcycles cross country, and getting our families together for the holidays. :lmao

Yall mad mad Fr!

[ElNono]

https://i.ibb.co/0ytGXMC/d4734f975665935a3d049687fc0370b2d24fd6576a06d6759e 996d2b9af3ec16.jpg

:lol

[Spurtacular]

^ The white knight strikes again! My interactions with Spurt are almost non existent but the trolls here jack each other off endlessly and use hyperbole to make it seem like Spurt and I are catching games at the bar, meeting up for bowling night, riding motorcycles cross country, and getting our families together for the holidays. :lmao

Yall mad mad Fr!

It was an unoriginal joke by a poster for whom that's the bar.
ElNono is so butthurt in general, he's acting like it was a kill shot. :lol

[ElNono]

:lol internet "kill shot"
:lol literally beta male
:lol derp

I actually have very little beefs with joey in general so you probably need to tap your other boyfriend, qhris, tbh...

[ChumpDumper]

https://i.ibb.co/0ytGXMC/d4734f975665935a3d049687fc0370b2d24fd6576a06d6759e 996d2b9af3ec16.jpg

:lol

[Ef-man]

The Denny's in Victorville is next to a defunct motel. It's off the freeway but not in a very convenient to reach spot.
Almost surprised it's still in business. I would've figured they would've at least relocated.

Would you prefer that the Denney's relocated closer to your home?

And glad you are coming to terms and accepting being the ST derp.

Plus, not everyone is Blake.

[Chucho]

It was an unoriginal joke by a poster for whom that's the bar.
ElNono is so butthurt in general, he's acting like it was a kill shot. :lol

You're fish in the barrel. It doesn't get any lower than you. Even a pedophile like Faggs shits all over you.

[Spurtacular]

You're fish in the barrel. It doesn't get any lower than you. Even a pedophile like Faggs shits all over you.

Keep earning those friendship points, Crusty.

[Chucho]

Keep earning those friendship points, Crusty.

Easy-target Derp picking up his trou after getting abused again.

[Spurtacular]

Easy-target Derp picking up his trou after getting abused again.

Chumpette is your high water mark. :lol

[Chucho]

Chumpette is your high water mark. :lol

Easy-target derp being unfunny, easy-target derp. So versatile.

[Blake]

He tells you to leave if this board makes you so angry as he constantly bugs the fuck out of me....

Blake continues on and on...

Blake is such a pathetic male...

What Blake is really saying is...

Blake's a fucking loser....

Blake deep down deserved that shit and deserves more of that shit in the future. Fuck him!

Lol same ol koriwhat. Never gonna change. God bless.

[koriwhat]

^ betaBlake NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! :tu

[Spurtacular]

Easy-target derp being unfunny, easy-target derp. So versatile.

I thrust the spear through your heart, Crusty.

[ElNono]

I thrust the spear through your heart, Crusty.

:lol such a gay comeback... internet 'kill shot' amirite? lmao

[Blake]

^ betaBlake NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! :tu

Which is why you can't stop saying my name. You totally don't care!

[koriwhat]

what?

[Joseph Kony]

^ The white knight strikes again! My interactions with Spurt are almost non existent but the trolls here jack each other off endlessly and use hyperbole to make it seem like Spurt and I are catching games at the bar, meeting up for bowling night, riding motorcycles cross country, and getting our families together for the holidays. :lmao

Yall mad mad Fr!

LOL faggot and his gay fantasies. Do you call him "Spurts" cus he spurts his load all over your face, you fucking twig legged little bitch? :lol

[koriwhat]

LOL faggot and his gay fantasies. Do you call him "Spurts" cus he spurts his load all over your face, you fucking twig legged little bitch? :lol

Oh wow another cliche response full of insults and make believe by the lamest troll on ST. I never saw this coming... :rolleyes

[Chucho]

I thrust the spear through your heart, Crusty.

That sounds both homosexual and psychotic. Welp, that's par for a homosexual psychopath.

[Chucho]

I never saw this coming... :rolleyes

Things Kori says with derp's penis in his mouth.

[Joseph Kony]

the lamest troll on ST is the edgelord with the troll meme guy as his avatar in pathetic attempt to disguise his shitty "trolling" attempts when in reality he's just a whiny ass bitchmade pussy that likes to cry like a weak beta male in every thread he posts in tbh

[Blake]

what?

Kori what

[benefactor]

https://i.ibb.co/0ytGXMC/d4734f975665935a3d049687fc0370b2d24fd6576a06d6759e 996d2b9af3ec16.jpg
:rollin

[ElNono]

bump

[Isitjustme?]

You’re like one of those guys that enjoys being verbally abused and defecated on by sex workers, except it’s by a bunch of anonymous dudes on the internet.

Enjoy!

1385650869924995081

[Spurtacular]

1385650869924995081

SAFETY IN NUMBERS, GUYS!!!!

[Leetonidas]

^incoherent babbling:lol

[Spurtacular]

^incoherent babbling:lol

:lol Derpette using a wrong template.
:lol Par.

[ChumpDumper]

SAFETY IN NUMBERS, GUYS!!!!How many alts do you have, derp?

[benefactor]

SAFETY IN NUMBERS, GUYS!!!!
Says the guy who logs into 10 alts so he can suck himself off in order to claim an online victory

[Ef-man]

Says the guy who logs into 10 alts so he can suck himself off in order to claim an online victory

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

Says the guy who logs into 10 alts so he can suck himself off in order to claim an online victory

You think that's what that's would be about, huh?

[Blake]

You think that's what that's would be about, huh?

Yeah you clearly think you need numbers or else you wouldn't have created those friends of yours that laugh at your posts

[ChumpDumper]

You think that's what that's would be about, huh?:lol grammar is hard

But that's exactly what it's about, derp.

[Ef-man]

Yeah you clearly think you need numbers or else you wouldn't have created those friends of yours that laugh at your posts

Derptacular has never been the same since his super-friends stopped responding to his derp beacon.

Sad.

[Spurtacular]

:lol grammar is hard

But that's exactly what it's about, derp.

Damn Derp. Stop cutting in like a bitch.

[ChumpDumper]

Damn Derp. Stop cutting in like a bitch.Just tell me you can't take it and want me to leave you alone.

I will if you do.

[Blake]

Damn Derp. Stop cutting in like a bitch.

You're derp

[koriwhat]

Things Kori says with derp's penis in his mouth.

You're the only one who has lived that reality bro. Tell us more about your time out there in San Fran. :tu

[koriwhat]

Says the guy who logs into 10 alts so he can suck himself off in order to claim an online victory

You fucking stalk people on facebook and then try to intimidate those you stalk. You're the biggest bitch around bro and ain't no one here taking that belt from you!

[ElNono]

Says the guy who logs into 10 alts so he can suck himself off in order to claim an online victory

:lol not only he has the 10 alts, he actually puts the time to log out and back in thinking it's some kind of funny schtick...

[Ef-man]

:lol not only he has the 10 alts, he actually puts the time to log out and back in thinking it's some kind of funny schtick...

That is why 51 members voted derptacular the ST board derp!

He cannot log off from that fact nor bury it with new coping threads.

Derptacular is such a snowflake.

[Spurtacular]

:lol not only he has the 10 alts, he actually puts the time to log out and back in thinking it's some kind of funny schtick...

Chumpettes are the biggest sour pusses on the internet. Nobody honestly cares what you find funny at this point.

[ChumpDumper]

:lol not only he has the 10 alts, he actually puts the time to log out and back in thinking it's some kind of funny schtick...:lmao and he responds to anything written about him.

[ElNono]

Chumpettes are the biggest sour pusses on the internet. Nobody honestly cares what you find funny at this point.

^^^ Karentacular with another meltdown... take you meds and wear a mask, tbh

[ElNono]

:lmao and he responds to anything written about him.

Is there a bigger snowflake in here these days, tbh?

Old Joe broke him.

[RandomGuy]

6Zbi0XmGtMw

Derptacular is always derp, hey now, hey now...

[RandomGuy]

[vacuous shit no one reads].


We like to party, derp. You're the joke, the comedic relief.

[Ef-man]

We like to party, derp. You're the joke, the comedic relief.

Truth.

[benefactor]

You're derp

[benefactor]

:wakeup

[Narc / Snitch]

:wakeup

[ElNono]

^ thanks derp

[benefactor]

:wakeup

^ thanks derp
:tu

[Ef-man]

Says the guy who logs into 10 alts so he can suck himself off in order to claim an online victory

:lol

[Spurtacular]

:cry
Blake logged in for an obligatory snipe; and now he's ready to do his spam on his cucks alt. :lol

[Ef-man]

Blake logged in for an obligatory snipe; and now he's ready to do his spam on his cucks alt. :lol

Extra paranoid tonight, derp?

Everyone is Blake?

Creating coping threads, again?

You deserve being the ST board derp!

[Spurtacular]

Extra paranoid tonight, derp?

Everyone is Blake?

Creating coping threads, again?

You deserve being the ST board derp!

You're an alt. That's not in doubt. So stop clutching your pearls, beta male.

[Ef-man]

You're an alt. That's not in doubt. So stop clutching your pearls, beta male.

:lmao

Derp gonna derp!

ElBlakeNoNo leading you by the nose upset you?

Too bad your low iq will lead to you gaining another big "L."

[ElNono]

I'm Darrin, actually.

[Blake]

Blake logged in for an obligatory snipe; and now he's ready to do his spam on his cucks alt. :lol

What are you doing here in this thread?

Lol now at 52-1

[ChumpDumper]

You're an alt. That's not in doubt. So stop clutching your pearls, beta male.What do you have against alts, derp?

You have over 40 of them.

[Spurtacular]

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[ChumpDumper]

:lol that doesn't even apply.

Answer the question:

What do you have against alts, derp?

[Spurtacular]

that doesn't even apply.


Of course it does. It wasn't the issue at hand, dumb derp.

You tried to rescue your fellow homosexual is all.

[Blake]

Of course it does. It wasn't the issue at hand, dumb derp.

You tried to rescue your fellow homosexual is all.

You always use the phrase "you're trying to rescue" whenever you're just plain getting shit on.

When it's 52-1, it's not the 52 that need rescue. You need psychiatric rescue, tbh.

[Leetonidas]

Derp projecting onto other's as usual. Dude thinks because he owns 40 alt profiles that so does everyone else :lol Pathetic

[ChumpDumper]

Of course it does. It wasn't the issue at hand, dumb derp.:lol you're whining about someone's being an alt.

How many alts do you have, derp?

[Spurtacular]

:lol you're whining about someone's being an alt.

How many alts do you have, derp?

IT'S NOT FALLING BACK! IT'S WHATABOUTISM!

[ChumpDumper]

IT'S NOT FALLING BACK! IT'S WHATABOUTISM!It's pointing out your hypocrisy, derp.

How many alts do you have?

[Blake]

IT'S NOT FALLING BACK! IT'S WHATABOUTISM!

:lol derps definitions

[Ef-man]

:lol derps definitions

Is that really you Blake or is that you Ef-man?

Asking for a derp and his many alts.

[Spurtacular]

It's pointing out your hypocrisy, derp.

How many alts do you have?

fall back / distraction / rescue attempt

[ChumpDumper]

buzzphrase / buzzword / buzzphrase

:lol you're such a complete pussy, derp

[Spurtacular]

:lol you're such a complete pussy, derp

lash out

You're mad I know your playbook and can trash you every time.

[ChumpDumper]

lash out

You're mad I know your playbook and can trash you every time.:lol I make you fold every single time, derp.

Your only play is cry, fold and cry.

[Spurtacular]

:lol I make you fold every single time, derp.

Your only play is cry, fold and cry.

And....















































































































































































































































































































your standard white flag.

[Blake]

When retards declare victory

[Spurtacular]

When retards declare victory

When cuckolds come to their homosexual lover's aid

[ChumpDumper]

When cuckolds come to their homosexual lover's aidThis is your crying, derp.

[Ef-man]

This is your crying, derp.

Mention his low iq or his below average intelligence and watch derptacular become flustered.

:tu

[RandomGuy]

cuck


:lmao

Low IQ derp fixated on that word. Never fails to amuse.

[spurraider21]

poor derp doesnt even realize why we call him derp...


I'm not below average intelligence. And I don't believe you think that for one second.


https://media1.giphy.com/media/U8ZoygMEH3eBW/giphy.gif

[Chucho]

^^^^ Holy shit! He's serious, too. A retarded homosexual psychopath really thinks people here don't think he's a retarded homosexual psychopath despite the universal hatred and bukkake that has he's been buried under the last half-decade?!?! :rollin

[SpurForLife]

Add BlueLivesMatter to derps alt list

[RandomGuy]

Add BlueLivesMatter to derps alt list

Duly noted and not surprising.

[RandomGuy]

When retards declare victory

He wins when you post in the other tread.

Just sayin.

Repeat after me:

This post is hidden because koriwhat is on your ignore list.

:D

[RandomGuy]

(checks watch)

Nope, still derp-o'clock.

[Ef-man]

When retards declare victory

:lol

[benefactor]

bump

[ElNono]

Add BlueLivesMatter to derps alt list

:tu

[Mark Celibate]

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.

[ElNono]

:lol was that gaycob?

[Mark Celibate]

:lol was that gaycob?

*GOATcob imo

[benefactor]

*GOATcob imo
tbh

[benefactor]

hi derp

[ElNono]

hi derp

[Ef-man]

What is doing on page 2?

[benefactor]

What is doing on page 2?
:tu

[RandomGuy]

What is doing on page 2?

Derp has been trying hard to make it so, and stays up until early in the morning.

[Ef-man]

Derptacular was voted board derp!

He cannot log off and on to change it not does he have a hand in the decision.

Fight your below average intelligence capabilities and come to terms derptacular.

[Blake]

Lol 52-1

[ChumpDumper]

:lol he's still trying to bump his alt poll over this one.

[Blake]

Happy Cinco de Mayo, 2021, derp.

[RandomGuy]

:lol he's still trying to bump his alt poll over this one.

www . notgoingtohappen . com

[ElNono]

Happy Cinco de Mayo, 2021, derp.

[RandomGuy]

https://media.giphy.com/media/hhnpSxCjyXzHy/giphy.gif

Keep on derping.

[RandomGuy]

.. and derping.

[Ef-man]

.. and derping.

[Ef-man]

:lol he's still trying to bump his alt poll over this one.

[Ef-man]

OK, who got the derptacular so salty tonight?

One of you banged his mom and forgot to close the door?

[Blake]

Lol 52-1

[Ef-man]

Lol 52-1

:lol

[SpurForLife]

OK, who got the derptacular so salty tonight?

One of you banged his mom and forgot to close the door?


Salty enough that he created yet another alt (Gynecologist) to his growing list.

[Ef-man]

OK, who got the derptacular so salty tonight?

One of you banged his mom and forgot to close the door?

[spurraider21]

OK, who got the derptacular so salty tonight?

One of you banged his mom and forgot to close the door?
probably was somebody without foreskin tbh

[DMX7]

Man, that poll was brutal.........

[Ef-man]

Man, that poll was brutal.........

[Ef-man]

Lol 52-1

[Ef-man]

probably was somebody without foreskin tbh

Must have been a black jew as derptacular is extra salty tonight.

Jew would think derptacular would be happy his mom is getting a good banging.

[Ef-man]

Lol 52-1

[Kim Jong-il]

I think Otto Porter Jr would be a solid pickup this offseason if.....oh whoops wrong thread.

[ElNono]

I think Otto Porter Jr would be a solid pickup this offseason if.....oh whoops wrong thread.

its ok

[Ef-man]

Look who won this poll!

Derptacular!

[spurraider21]

Look who won this poll!

Derptacular!
by a landslide.

i heard derpminion tried to change the results, but the margin was so wide that the algorithm broke down