whta will they think of next???

[ObiwanGinobili]

women arn't the only one's who "pad" (http://www.thebulge.com/)

:wow :wow :lol

[Gatita]

That is sad and hilarious @ the same time!!!

:lmao

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/1574/paddeddick0an.gif

[ObiwanGinobili]

makes me 2nd guess alot of things..... :depressed

[Gatita]

Is it being sold by the Stones or Aerosmith?

[midgetonadonkey]

Only $19.95...that's a deal.

[Marklar MM]

It doesn't even look like the same person in the before/after.

[nkdlunch]

It doesn't even look like the same person in the before/after.

I think the same when some chicks take off their bras

[Gatita]

It doesn't even look like the same person in the before/after.

:lol

That's the point!!

[tlongII]

Where did they get that photo of me for the "after" picture?

[CosmicCowboy]

hmmm...*checking*...yep...no room for it.

[SpursWoman]

women arn't the only one's who "pad" (http://www.thebulge.com/)

:wow :wow :lol

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NI92.02._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg


"I got something to tell you .... I'm not really 12 inches....."

[Gatita]

I think the same when some chicks take off their bras

Damn those bras!!

How could they decieve men into thinking that women's breasts actually look all smashed up together like that.

:lol

[GoldToe]

WTF!? That is a big ripoff. Here I've been using socks for years.

[Marklar MM]

The Wonder Butt Bra

http://www.totallyabsurd.com/wonder_butt_bra1.GIFhttp://www.totallyabsurd.com/wonder_butt_bra2.GIF

Wonder Butt Bra
US Patent Issued In 2002

Here's a cheeky idea, The Wonder Butt Bra! As the inventor explains; "In today's society both women and men have become increasingly more concerned with their appearance. A variety of approaches are being taken to improve one's physical appearance, including cosmetic surgery, exercise, dieting, as well as enhancements to the body shape acquired through the wearing of a variety of undergarments. The problem with these previous below-the-waist undergarments, is that none lifts, supports and shapes a person's buttocks similar to the underwire bra that is a fairly common undergarment for women today. While there have been a variety of devices that add padding or some other shape to the buttock, none actually lift it, while also giving it a desirable shape." Well said, my man.

Conveniently, the WBB is fully adjustable to fit all sizes of butts. Big butts, small butts, and all butts in between. Heck, we just like saying the word butts. It just sounds funny. Butts, butts, butts. But we digress… so next time gravity takes its toll on your backside, step into the world of the firm, step into the Wonder Butt Bra. Victoria's Secret, are you listening?

[Marklar MM]

Helmet Bar

http://www.totallyabsurd.com/helmet_bar.GIF


Helmet Bar
US Patent Issued In 1987

Engineers do a lot of good. They make our bridges safe, our buildings tall and they know how to program VCRs. But every once in a while an engineer may have had too much coffee or too much time on his hands, and the result can give new meaning to the term "over-engineered", when a simple design becomes too complex to be practical. We call it "Engineers Gone Wild!" (as seen on TV). The result… the Helmet Bar!

Remember the popular hat with beer holders on each side and a drinking tube attached? Simple, yet effective (goofy looking, but hey, maybe the user needs both hands free to drive the lawnmower). So our intrepid inventor took this simple idea and over-engineered it into the Helmet Bar, suitable for mixed drinks and sodas.

Now if you think this thing looks complicated, wait till you read the instructions. And trust us, you'll have to read the instructions to get a drink. And we quote: "To drink from the first soft drink container only, a user would open the valves in the first and fourth ports 12a, 12b on the first gang valve 10 and the fifth and tenth ports 22a, 22f on the second gang valve 20 and suck on the free end 58b of the eighth tube 58. Soft drink from the first drink container 31 would flow out of the container 31, through the first tube 51, into the first port 12a and the first mixing chamber 11 of the first gang valve 10, out of the fourth port 12d of the first gang valve, through the third tube 53 into and out of the hat 2 and into the fifth port 22a and second mixing chamber 21 of the second gang valve 20, out of the tenth port 22f of the second gang valve20, and through the eighth tube 58 to the user's mouth". End quote.

Wow… and apparently you'll need to use the touch method to operate your gang valves since you can't see the knobs. We say good luck, you'll need it and pass the nachos.

[ChumpDumper]

Dancing pants?

[Marklar MM]

(I would rather die then have to inhale sewer smoke for any period of time.)


Toilet Snorkel
http://www.totallyabsurd.com/toilet%20snorkel.GIF


Toilet Snorkel
US Patent Issued In 1982

What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings.

In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke. Here's our question... couldn't he have, just as easily, invented the Faucet Snorkel instead?

[nkdlunch]

^ ???? how about leaving the building when the fire alarm goes off?

[JoeChalupa]

I've never had any problems just using my "natural" buldge.

[ObiwanGinobili]

may i ask how did u find this? :lol what made u go lookin for it>? pretty random but funny


i was shopping at drugstore.com and this was one of thier "bestselling" sexual well-being items.. :lol