Alec Baldwin says he dreamed Donald Trump was tried for 'sedition' with a makeshift noose outside courthouse

[ChumpDumper]

:lol DMC got stuck in his own weeds in an attempt to make himself feel smart.

[Winehole23]

"Adhere to the shit I spin out of my own head, dammit!"

[Winehole23]

more bonkers than I would have guessed

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[koriwhat]

more bonkers than I would have guessed

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The funniest bit of all is not Alec Baldwin's lack of gun knowledge but that little Ms.Piggy actually suggested she was a "former model". :lmao

Who'd she model for, Lane Bryant? Vinyl tarps?

[Winehole23]

"if I didn't do it"

1455922292416937986 (https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1455922292416937986?s=20)

[spurraider21]

if one good thing came out of this, its that the new guy on SNL does a much better impression

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[Will Hunting]

It's a more accurate impression but it's somehow much less funny.

[Adam Lambert]

That guy was slated to be Trump on SNL well before the Baldwin shooting. I think it's 10x funnier, the stream of consciousness randomness paired with the PTI format was genius.

[SnakeBoy]

It's a more accurate impression but it's somehow much less funny.

It's less angry which makes it more funny imo

You'll get there

[boutons_deux]

...

[baseline bum]

"if I didn't do it"

1455922292416937986 (https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1455922292416937986?s=20)

LOL this dumb motherfucker is trying to blame the union workers for her not checking the ammo.

[BackHome]

Man crazy Baldwin gotta be shitting bricks cause he has a good chance of seeing some jail time for killing that poor lady.

[spurraider21]

Man crazy Baldwin gotta be shitting bricks cause he has a good chance of seeing some jail time for killing that poor lady.
next to no chance he faces charges

[baseline bum]

Man crazy Baldwin gotta be shitting bricks cause he has a good chance of seeing some jail time for killing that poor lady.

Kicking out his union staff and replacing them with non-union fuckups isn't a jailable offense AFAIK.

[Winehole23]

Kicking out his union staff and replacing them with non-union fuckups isn't a jailable offense AFAIK.Perhaps it is still amerceable by the survivors.

[CosmicCowboy]

:lol Baldwin says THE GUN did it!

In an interview with ABC News, set to air Thursday, Baldwin appeared baffled at how the shooting happened.

"Well the trigger wasn't pulled, I didn't pull the trigger," he said in a clip released Wednesday by ABC News. "No, no, no, I would never point a gun at anyone and pull the trigger at them. Never."

[CosmicCowboy]

Like I said after it happened, if some dummy loaded the single action revolver with six rounds it could have fired as he tried to cock it if his thumb slipped off the hammer...either way he was pointing the gun right at her.

[Thread]

next to no chance he faces charges

Sad, but true.

[CosmicCowboy]

Sad, but true.

Will probably be a few million lighter after settling the civil cases out of court.

[Thread]

Will probably be a few million lighter after settling the civil cases out of court.

Sad, but true.

[koriwhat]

Why isn't AB in jail waiting for his trial like Kyle Rittenhouse did? Who's to say it was an accident when he clearly pointed, cocked, and shot 2 people, well one but the other got hit too?

[daboom1]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1466641343510462470?t

[ElNono]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1466641343510462470?t

:tu

[MultiTroll]

Will probably be a few million lighter after settling the civil cases out of court.
Even that will probably go to some insurance policy he has.

[MultiTroll]

Will we ever know what really happened?

I'm going to say no.

[Winehole23]

next to no chance he faces chargesthat may change


"From an examination of the fired cartridge case and the operationally restored evidence revolver, this fatal incident was the consequence of the hammer being manually retracted to its fully rearward and cocked position followed, at some point, by the pull or rearward depression of the trigger," Haag wrote.


CBS News contacted Baldwin's attorney but did not receive an immediate response.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rust-shooting-alec-baldwin-charges-halyna-hutchins-gun-analysis-pulled-trigger-forensic-report/

[spurraider21]

that may change

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rust-shooting-alec-baldwin-charges-halyna-hutchins-gun-analysis-pulled-trigger-forensic-report/
i mean sure. he already did have charges pressed, then dropped

i guess i just dont envision a guilty verdict. but who knows

[Thread]

i mean sure. he already did have charges pressed, then dropped

i guess i just dont envision a guilty verdict. but who knows

No, he's under the protection of (they). Just the way it is sometimes.

[daboom1]

No, he's under the protection of (they). Just the way it is sometimes.

yup

[Ef-man]

yup

^^^^

:lmao :lmao :lmao

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[daboom1]

:rolleyes