Remembering 45: Favorite Tard Moments

[Joseph Kony]

So to commemorate the orange fat ass leaving office, i thought it would be funny to look back at all the hilarious and stupid shit he's said/done/thought/etc over the last 4 years.


What was your favorite/most memorable? thinking Frederick Douglas was alive? Not being able to pronounce Yosemite? recommending people inject bleach?


This is my nomination:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEe7_zgZbuI

[Spurminator]

https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/38c4bbc/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1914x1076+0+0/resize/840x472!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F86%2Fa1%2Ff519a40f32 56128ad171a24d9417%2Fla-1547594385-7ilyg3lpll-snap-image

[Joseph Kony]

https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/38c4bbc/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1914x1076+0+0/resize/840x472!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F86%2Fa1%2Ff519a40f32 56128ad171a24d9417%2Fla-1547594385-7ilyg3lpll-snap-image

:lmao i forgot about this. LOL this is probably what he ate after his twitter got banned

[Trill Clinton]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7abkti7UphSopcl2/giphy.gif


https://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_480w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2016/05/05/National-Politics/Images/trump-taco-bowl1462484641.jpg?uuid=fKxZFBMKEeaptb9wOlpxkQ

[monosylab1k]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2SFo3TkvhM

[Splits]

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2021-01/14/22/asset/9e2b6c32d7df/sub-buzz-10573-1610663230-17.jpg

[Joseph Kony]

:lmao :lmao jesus how the fuck was this guy elected

[Splits]

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2021-01/15/14/asset/792d7102656e/sub-buzz-11648-1610722180-15.png

[Reck]

COVID'D UP Trump and his doomed SS.

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/10/04/us/politics/04elections-brief-trumptravel/04elections-brief-trumptravel-superJumbo.jpg

[Trill Clinton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERUngQUCsyE

[Trainwreck2100]

https://steemitimages.com/640x0/http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/170821151707-donald-trump-eclipse-exlarge-169.jpg

[vy65]

2tszIXno2Q8

[Splits]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3bY6zrkavc

[spurraider21]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/26u45x8ao72LJBnsk/giphy.gif

[vy65]

vlxmiFF85yU

"one of the largest we've seen from the standpoint of water"

[Trainwreck2100]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clZ2GoiYMQ8


This was to Boy Scouts

[baseline bum]

biggest electoral college win since Reagan

[hater]

:lmao :lmao jesus how the fuck was this guy elected

:lmao usa

[baseline bum]

:lmao usa

you voted for him

[Reck]

A wholesome clip of Trump trying to take Melania hostage.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXnMbOSeB1I

[Splits]

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2021-01/14/21/asset/5f94fae60317/sub-buzz-10416-1610659035-37.jpg

[spurraider21]

you voted for him
twice

[spurraider21]

vlxmiFF85yU

"one of the largest we've seen from the standpoint of water"
wettest not largest :lol

one of the wettest we've seen from the standpoint of water

[Ef-man]

https://youtu.be/X1fXTmBrK4k

[hater]

you voted for him

Nope. Abstained in 16 and voted Biden in 20 :tu

Ma niga

[vy65]

wettest not largest :lol

one of the wettest we've seen from the standpoint of water

I can't believe I misrep'd the most retarded part

[JPB]

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1351687534942826496

[JPB]

Ok, let's make an exception for Pence:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsIrF8lXAAIx0Kz?format=jpg&name=small

[spurraider21]

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1351687534942826496
fake but :lol

[RandomGuy]

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2021-01/15/14/asset/792d7102656e/sub-buzz-11648-1610722180-15.png

(snorts coffee)

Once again.

[Spurs Homer]

Trying to buy greenland- or was it fucking Iceland?

[Leetonidas]

Didn't he think puerto Rico had a president? :lol

[Winehole23]

1352011110954770433

[Winehole23]

Trying to buy greenland- or was it fucking Iceland?He wanted to trade Puerto Rico for Greenland.

[Joseph Kony]

just remembered another one. the time he claimed some kind of terrorist attack had happened in Sweden the previous night when it obviously hadnt and was promptly corrected by Swedens official twitter :lol

[TimDunkem]

Covfefe

[Joseph Kony]

Trying to buy greenland- or was it fucking Iceland?

:lmao dude was such a dumbass i almost forgot about this one


In meetings, at dinners and in passing conversations, Mr. Trump has asked advisers whether the U.S. can acquire Greenland, listened with interest when they discuss its abundant resources and geopolitical importance and, according to two of the people, has asked his White House counsel to look into the idea.
Some of his advisers have supported the concept, saying it would be a good economic play, two of the people said, while others dismissed it as a fleeting fascination that will never come to fruition. It is also unclear how the U.S. would go about acquiring Greenland even if the effort were serious

[florige]

I can't believe nobody has brought up "injecting lysol" that was easiest I think the dumbest thing he's probably ever said. As dumb as some of his supporters are he could have triggered mass suicides by the millions.

[DMX7]

I can't believe nobody has brought up "injecting lysol" that was easiest I think the dumbest thing he probably ever said.

There were lots of great quotes. "Article II says I can do whatever I want"

[benefactor]

When he lied to a cheering group of troops about pay raises

[florige]

There were lots of great quotes. "Article II says I can do whatever I want"


I was kinda surprised by his off script farewell he had today. I was expecting alot worse. He lied pretty much throughout the whole thing, but it was toned down alot by his standards. He must really be scared about what possibly might happen to him since he doesn't have the power of the office protecting him anymore.

[TimDunkem]

The fact that he dances like he's jacking off ghosts is kind of funny, tbh.

[Joseph Kony]

The fact that he dances like he's jacking off ghosts is kind of funny, tbh.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/fee83f19653c1ac75051ac0bac6ae5e9/tenor.gif?itemid=19011889


:lmao :lmao

[TimDunkem]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/fee83f19653c1ac75051ac0bac6ae5e9/tenor.gif?itemid=19011889


:lmao :lmao
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[DMX7]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/fee83f19653c1ac75051ac0bac6ae5e9/tenor.gif?itemid=19011889


:lmao :lmao

He dances primarily with his hands. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Raking the forrest to prevent fires

[Xevious]

When he claimed "walls work" by using San Antonio's border wall as an example.

[Winehole23]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/fee83f19653c1ac75051ac0bac6ae5e9/tenor.gif?itemid=19011889


:lmao :lmao(to the tune of "YMCA")

[clambake]

Windmills cause cancer lol

[Winehole23]

the shower pressure/low flow toilet crisis

[spurraider21]

sharing the fake story of general pershing executing muslims with bullets dipped in pig blood

as if it was a good story

and then pretending not to be islamophobic

[monosylab1k]

the shower pressure/low flow toilet crisis

:lmao Trump unintentionally revealing how massive his shits are. Which we already knew, but he still aired it out to the entire world.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGChTEfeeC4

[ElNono]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4y8OJxlK8

[Winehole23]

I had forgotten about this:

1352036158310674436

[ElNono]

I had forgotten about this:

1352036158310674436

:lmao

[FrostKing]

AMERICA FIRST

Privileged Americans didn't realize the shit they're in

[Leetonidas]

AMERICA FIRST

Privileged Americans didn't realize the shit they're in


pipe down foreigner

[Joseph Kony]

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/05/23/world/23orb/23orb-superJumbo.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

When he called the military war profiteers

[spurraider21]

that pic... letting king salman get his hands all over N America smh

[Winehole23]

Diet coke panic button removed from Oval Office

1352330056547221504

[spurraider21]

im astonished that these people can get work done in an office without a computer

[RandomGuy]

just remembered another one. the time he claimed some kind of terrorist attack had happened in Sweden the previous night when it obviously hadnt and was promptly corrected by Swedens official twitter :lol

Finns respond to Trump by raking country great again
HELSINKI (Reuters) - Puzzled Finns have taken to Twitter to post pictures of themselves raking the forest after U.S. President Donald Trump said California should learn a lesson from the Nordic country about how to protect itself against wildfires.

While visiting California’s wildfire zones on Saturday, Trump told reporters that Finland spends “a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things” to clear forest floors, citing his discussions with Finnish President Sauli Niinisto.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-wildfires-trump-finland-ug/finns-respond-to-trump-by-raking-country-great-again-idUSKCN1NO1Y5

[koriwhat]

Diet coke panic button removed from Oval Office

Well duh! Of course Biden would remove the Diet Coke button because that dude/dudette survives off of Ensure. Come on man!

[clambake]

Well duh! Of course Biden would remove the Diet Coke button because that dude/dudette survives off of Ensure. Come on man!

Sorry goober. You lost.

[koriwhat]

Sorry goober. You lost.

I lost literally nothing. It's funny how you think I was so deep in the trenches for Trump. I'm about the USA and nothing more bro. You're just a weak pos who clings to whatever trends, whatever the MSM tells you to like, and it figures because you're not much of a leader yourself; you love to follow the lead of others around here on ST. I know your type and your type isn't who I am nor who I ever want to be or associated with.

I hate to say it these days but you're a pussy Clam.

[koriwhat]

Btw, when a simple joke(s) gets you so worked up you try to "1-up" others you might be Clam.

[clambake]

You lost, goober!

[Winehole23]

im astonished that these people can get work done in an office without a computeris Joe that old skool?

[Frenchfred]

I lost literally nothing. It's funny how you think I was so deep in the trenches for Trump. I'm about the USA and nothing more bro. You're just a weak pos who clings to whatever trends, whatever the MSM tells you to like, and it figures because you're not much of a leader yourself; you love to follow the lead of others around here on ST. I know your type and your type isn't who I am nor who I ever want to be or associated with.

I hate to say it these days but you're a pussy Clam.
Well if you are for the USA, you should be happy then. It’ll be better then under trump.

[hater]

im astonished that these people can get work done in an office without a computer

Youn dont need a computer for photo ops tbqh

[JPB]

.

[pgardn]

Honest to God I can’t watch this without busting abdominal muscles.

We are a true democracy, we voted this guy as president.
And let us know note this, we can and will make fun of ourselves.

[pgardn]

I lost literally nothing. It's funny how you think I was so deep in the trenches for Trump. I'm about the USA and nothing more bro. You're just a weak pos who clings to whatever trends, whatever the MSM tells you to like, and it figures because you're not much of a leader yourself; you love to follow the lead of others around here on ST. I know your type and your type isn't who I am nor who I ever want to be or associated with.

I hate to say it these days but you're a pussy Clam.

You don’t really hate to say it, you say it over and over.

[Winehole23]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/tWMtqWihGx0nx9Ee1HMThNYZbVssbuA4AqLfE9M1hITZjOwRTx AY1LQ2AK3ycbJf-YGt5jlPftYSXEj1R3enOYLALn8JcmwoVZhdE-aNKX1IV_IjXibFFJ61bTWOHDEPvtlEtwyLFVe6G7-i_3C8o4E8JCvYumKAKztm4fc8AU9l0RKvVPFulayerN4HuKj4Y q7BAHj1JXXzEv3NaU7LxSanOMQfY5w1

[koriwhat]

You don’t really hate to say it, you say it over and over.

I don't and haven't for some time but what's a better descriptor for someone like Clam? It is what it is.

[clambake]

God bless you, goober

[pgardn]

I don't and haven't for some time but what's a better descriptor for someone like Clam? It is what it is.

Funny

Dude is definitely pissed off we had such an awful president.
But when things were not serious, the dude was very funny imo.

[pgardn]

I can't believe I misrep'd the most retarded part

It makes it even better.
Trump has some fantastic Yogi Berra lines.