The RIP Derp Trolls Thread

[Monostradamus]

So far ChumpDumper (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=153) and benefactor (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13284) have these confirmed kills:

MASA (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=53874)
MASSA (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=53883)
American Citizen (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=53995)
General Virtue (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=51839)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsJMnnKgNjg

Post more confirmed kills as they come in.

We’ll see if Derp continues to accept The Muzzle or if he’ll grow some balls and fight back.

[Joseph Kony]

:cry kori pls dont tread on my alts :cry

[DMX7]

Spurtacular has the intellect of a bot. I don't consider it a win for anyone to spend his/her time going back and forth with that clown for pages and pages.

[spurraider21]

i didnt realize MASA and MASSA were different :lol

[koriwhat]

Too bad all you trolls aren't banned too. Bunch of whiny crybaby snitches who go crying to Kori but pretend to be big boys here on ST. :lmao

[spurraider21]

Too bad all you trolls aren't banned too. Bunch of whiny crybaby snitches who go crying to Kori but pretend to be big boys here on ST. :lmao
#STtruth :lmao

[Monostradamus]

Too bad all you trolls aren't banned too. Bunch of whiny crybaby snitches who go crying to Kori but pretend to be big boys here on ST. :lmao
Shut up, druggie

[koriwhat]

Ah poor little Mono wants to chit chat with me... Idc what you got to say ya crybaby! Go talk to Kori; she seems willing to hear you out and lend you a shoulder to cry on big boy. :tu

[Spurtacular]

You neckbeards won't be any less miserable when this place is an echo chamber.

[Monostradamus]

You neckbeards won't be any less miserable when this place is an echo chamber.
Sounds like something you should make a thread about.

[Ef-man]

Shut up, druggie

It is not joey.

Joey accepted positivity in his life and is no longer angry or bitter.

You can tell, as the hacker does not say “God Bless.”

[spurraider21]

Sounds like something you should make a thread about.
with another account

[Spurtacular]

Monostradamus is a monosylab1k alt.

[Monostradamus]

Monostradamus (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=26617) is a monosylab1k (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5048) alt.
And?

[Spurtacular]

And?

And you're starting a thread with an alt, numb nuts.

[Monostradamus]

And you're starting a thread with an alt, numb nuts.
And?

[Spurtacular]

And?

And you should be banned, according to you.

[spurraider21]

the difference is that mono hasn't been muzzled by chumpdumper

like a bitch

[Monostradamus]

And you should be banned, according to you.
Are you really too stupid to understand why your alts are the ones getting banned for starting threads?

[Spurtacular]

Are you really too stupid to understand why your alts are the ones getting banned for starting threads?

Tell us what you say the reason is for those screen names being banned.

[Monostradamus]

Tell us what you say the reason is for those screen names being banned.
So you really are that stupid :lmao

In that case, please just keep crying about it.

[Spurtacular]

So you really are that stupid :lmao

In that case, please just keep crying about it.

Go ahead and spell it out already.

[Monostradamus]

Go ahead and spell it out already.
Nah fam, you can just keep crying :lol

Hey, make a thread complaining about this egregious double standard! Use an alt!

[Spurtacular]

Nah fam, you can just keep crying :lol

Hey, make a thread complaining about this egregious double standard! Use an alt!

It's for starting a thread with an alt you said.

You were too stupid to realize you were indicting yourself is all.

[Monostradamus]

It's for starting a thread with an alt you said.

You were too stupid to realize you were indicting yourself is all.
You should totally complain to Kori and get my alt banned!

[Spurtacular]

You should totally complain to Kori and get my alt banned!

Sounds like you should complain to Kori and get your alt banned.

[Monostradamus]

Sounds like you should complain to Kori and get your alt banned.
Nah I’m good :tu

How are you here 24/7 for years and yet still so bad at this? :lmao

[Ef-man]

It's for starting a thread with an alt you said.

You were too stupid to realize you were indicting yourself is all.

Post more new coping threads with your alts derp, see what happens.

Or did ChumpDumper cuck you too much and has you scared?

[Spurtacular]

You should totally complain to Kori and get my alt banned!

I'm not gonna go around trying to get people banned. That's your thing, neckbeard.

[spurraider21]

I'm not gonna go around trying to get people banned. That's your thing, neckbeard.
tell that to MASSA and General Virtue

[Monostradamus]

I'm not gonna go around trying to get people banned. That's your thing, neckbeard.
I haven’t said one word to a mod about your trolls spamming stupid threads, Derp :lmao

Maybe instead of crying like a bitch and pretending to be persecuted, take a second to look internally as to why your trolls are getting banned and not mine.

[Monostradamus]

Post more new coping threads with your alts derp, see what happens.

Or did ChumpDumper cuck you too much and has you scared?
:lmao

[Spurtacular]

I haven’t said one word to a mod

You think cos you whine to your snitch friends for people to get banned that you're above it?

LOL No.

[Spurtacular]

take a second to look internally as to why your trolls are getting banned and not mine.

You said they were banned for being alts making threads.

You should self report since this is so important to you.

[TimDunkem]

^lmao Does it hurt, cuck?

[Monostradamus]

You think cos you whine to your snitch friends for people to get banned that you're above it?

LOL No.


You said they were banned for being alts making threads.

You should self report since this is so important to you.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oz8xBwn8AU6Bp1hKM/giphy.gif

[Spurtacular]

:cry

Why aren't you self reporting?

This is important to you.

[Monostradamus]

Why aren't you self reporting?

This is important to you.

Okay fine, you big baby. Here goes...

====================================
ChumpDumper (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=153) I made a thread using an alt. Report me to be banned if you must.

P.S. Derp’s tears in this thread are delicious.
====================================

Okay, there it is Derp. Are you happy? Whiny little pussy :lmao

[Spurtacular]

Okay fine, you big baby. Here goes...

====================================
ChumpDumper (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=153) I made a thread using an alt. Report me to be banned if you must.

P.S. Derp’s tears in this thread are delicious.
====================================

Okay, there it is Derp. Are you happy? Whiny little pussy :lmao

You know he's not gonna send that report, slob.

Self report to the admins. This is important to you.

[Monostradamus]

You know he's not gonna send that report, slob.

Self report to the admins. This is important to you.
I’m putting in the same amount of effort as I put into getting your trolls banned. Not one bit more. If you don’t like it, please make a thread crying about it :tu

[Spurtacular]

I’m putting in the same amount of effort as I put into getting your trolls banned. Not one bit more. If you don’t like it, please make a thread crying about it :tu

You're just showing us that this is all about how butt hurt those posters made you feel.

Enjoy your L, slob.

[Monostradamus]

https://i.ibb.co/LtCB03t/49201739-4-D5-C-43-F8-8-D18-4305-F3020-D83.jpg

[Spurtacular]

Slob taps out and then tries to raise his arm in the after-ceremony. :lol :lmao :rollin

[DMC]

I haven’t said one word to a mod about your trolls spamming stupid threads, Derp :lmao

Maybe instead of crying like a bitch and pretending to be persecuted, take a second to look internally as to why your trolls are getting banned and not mine.
anti semitism timvp Kori Ellis


Kori Ellis

[Reck]

Slob taps out and then tries to raise his arm in the after-ceremony. :lol :lmao :rollin

Gonna cry, derp?

[DMC]

Creating multiple threads about someone you want banned for creating multiple threads..

Today's Mavs fan.

[Monostradamus]

This message is hidden because DMC is on your ignore list (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/profile.php?do=ignorelist).
:lmao

[Spurtacular]

:cry

https://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1/oneatom12/Bendo-Frankie-Trollface-Decision.gif

Slob thought he had a W. :lol :lmao :rollin

[Monostradamus]

https://i.ibb.co/LtCB03t/49201739-4-D5-C-43-F8-8-D18-4305-F3020-D83.jpg

[DMC]

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:lol

[Spurtacular]

https://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1/oneatom12/Bendo-Frankie-Trollface-Decision.gif

Slob thought he had a W. :lol :lmao :rollin

[Spurtacular]

Creating multiple threads about someone you want banned for creating multiple threads..

Today's Mavs fan.

Slob starting on the losing foot. :lol :lmao :rollin

[Monostradamus]

https://i.ibb.co/LtCB03t/49201739-4-D5-C-43-F8-8-D18-4305-F3020-D83.jpg

[DMC]

https://i.imgur.com/adJw1GD.png


:lol

[Spurtacular]

You're just showing us that this is all about how butt hurt those posters made you feel.

Enjoy your L, slob.


Slob taps out and then tries to raise his arm in the after-ceremony. :lol :lmao :rollin


https://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1/oneatom12/Bendo-Frankie-Trollface-Decision.gif

Slob thought he had a W. :lol :lmao :rollin


Creating multiple threads about someone you want banned for creating multiple threads..

Today's Mavs fan.


Slob starting on the losing foot. :lol :lmao :rollin

/Thread
/Slob

[Reck]

Slob starting on the losing foot. :lol :lmao :rollin

:lol derp thinks DMC is a friend.

[Spurtacular]

Tranny jumping in trying to score points.

[Reck]

A month or so ago you said we were bonded.

Make up your mind, tranny.

His failed protege. He tried grooming you but you're too stupid to take the reins. :lol

[DMC]

:lol derp thinks DMC is a friend.

:lol

[Spurtacular]

^^^

I have never spoke out about your decision to preemptively go to safe space.

[Spurtacular]

His failed protege. He tried grooming you but you're too stupid to take the reins.

I don't take cues from safe space posters, tranny. Never have.

[Monostradamus]

https://i.ibb.co/LtCB03t/49201739-4-D5-C-43-F8-8-D18-4305-F3020-D83.jpg

[Spurtacular]

Slob Bot Mode Activated.

[Monostradamus]

So far ChumpDumper (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=153) and benefactor (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13284) have these confirmed kills:

MASA (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=53874)
MASSA (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=53883)
American Citizen (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=53995)
General Virtue (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=51839)

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

https://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1/oneatom12/Bendo-Frankie-Trollface-Decision.gif

Slob thought he had a W. :lol :lmao :rollin

[Monostradamus]

Derp trying to award himself a W when he’s too scared to even create a thread :lmao

[Spurtacular]

Derp trying to award himself a W when he’s too scared to even create a thread :lmao

You've been exposed as a fraud, slob. If you don't understand how this is an L for you I can't help you. Maybe someone else can.

[Monostradamus]

Derp, I’m not replying to you unless you call me out in a newly created thread of your making.

In other words, I’m not replying back to you again for the rest of time :lmao

[Ef-man]

Derp trying to award himself a W when he’s too scared to even create a thread :lmao

:lmao

Derpcuckular trying best to save face and not lose another alt.

Oh those tears are sweet.

[Special Helper]

You've been exposed as a fraud, slob. If you don't understand how this is an L for you I can't help you. Maybe someone else can.

I got this.

I hear you're having a hard time coming to terms with your L, Slob.

This is my first post here. You're just that special.

[Ef-man]

I got this.

I hear you're having a hard time coming to terms with your L, Slob.

Derpcucular digging deep in alt vault.

Pulled out a sleeper alt to add to list.

Hate to say it but premature move derp, par.

[Monostradamus]

Derpcucular digging deep in alt vault.

Pulled out a sleeper alt to add to list.

Hate to say it but premature move derp, par.

And he still won’t dare to start a new thread :lmao

[Oh, Snap!]

I got this.

I hear you're having a hard time coming to terms with your L, Slob.

This is my first post here. You're just that special.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Aff4ryYiacUO4/giphy.gif

[Ef-man]

And he still won’t dare to start a new thread :lmao

:lmao

Must be hard for a Mormon like derpcuckular to vent with alts being taken down because of his coping issues.

Probably fapping furiously to pictures of Sarah Palin.

[Noob-Noob]

I got this.

I hear you're having a hard time coming to terms with your L, Slob.

This is my first post here. You're just that special.

https://i.imgur.com/zNP85pW.gif

[ShotThroughTheHeart]

I got this.

I hear you're having a hard time coming to terms with your L, Slob.

This is my first post here. You're just that special.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9swDIB-d1w

[Monostradamus]

https://i.ibb.co/LtCB03t/49201739-4-D5-C-43-F8-8-D18-4305-F3020-D83.jpg

[Special Helper]

:cry

Let me just go on ahead and dab those tears for you.

[Ef-man]

Let me just go on ahead and dab those tears for you.

Sure, just post another coping thread with an alt.

I dare you!

:tu

[Spurtacular]

Sure, just post another coping thread with an alt.

I dare you!

:tu

Trying to hump my leg won't get you w's, Slob.

[Ef-man]

Trying to hump my leg won't get you w's, Slob.

Posting a coping thread with an alt will get it banned!

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

:cry Posting a coping thread with an alt will get it banned! :cry

A slob can hope, amirite?

[Leetonidas]

:lmao

[Ef-man]

A slob can hope, amirite?

But a derpcuckular alt cannot post a new coping thread without getting a ban, amirite?

[Monostradamus]

But a derpcuckular alt cannot post a new coping thread without getting a ban, amirite?
He’s forever Chump’s muzzled cocker spaniel :lmao

[Monostradamus]

We’ll see if Derp continues to accept The Muzzle or if he’ll grow some balls and fight back.

Verdict so far: Derp loves having The Muzzle on while he curls up onto Chump’s lap.

[Spurtacular]

You're just showing us that this is all about how butt hurt those posters made you feel.

Enjoy your L, slob.


Slob taps out and then tries to raise his arm in the after-ceremony. :lol :lmao :rollin


Creating multiple threads about someone you want banned for creating multiple threads..

Today's Mavs fan.


https://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1/oneatom12/Bendo-Frankie-Trollface-Decision.gif

Slob thought he had a W. :lol :lmao :rollin

[koriwhat]

Lol trolls trying to get other trolls banned... Oh the irony of it all. Those who try to get others banned are just weak pos dudes who know they're weak pos dudes tbh. I've been right over and over again about who I used to call p*ssy and spineless weak males. :tu

[Monostradamus]

We’ll see if Derp continues to accept The Muzzle or if he’ll grow some balls and fight back.

:lmao he loves being muzzled

[Monostradamus]

I love to toss salads and smoke crack!

[Ef-man]

He’s forever Chump’s muzzled cocker spaniel :lmao

Great thread of shame!

Hat off to Chump for the muzzle.

Hat off to you for publicizing the bending of the knee as derp screams and yells in true snowflake pain.

He has come to terms for all his derpderping posts/threads.

I real man would just leave but derp is not an alpha male as everyone knows, par.

[benefactor]

You were warned plenty of times...and it isn't just about being stupid. ducks is stupid all the time and no one reports him for what he posts.

Owning someone on a message board isn't spamming the same retarded videos over and over in 20 threads using 20 different user names to do it. But that's all you have because you lack the ability to develop your troll game any further. It's nothing more than a homeless man's version of what mouse used to do over a decade ago. There's nothing clever about repeatedly walking up to people with shit on your hands and wiping it on them and going "haha funny I owned you!"

So keep going if you want...and be sure you break out Narc/Snitch and quote this post...apparently it's your best shot.

[koriwhat]

You were warned plenty of times...and it isn't just about being stupid. ducks is stupid all the time and no one reports him for what he posts.

Owning someone on a message board isn't spamming the same retarded videos over and over in 20 threads using 20 different user names to do it. But that's all you have because you lack the ability to develop your troll game any further. It's nothing more than a homeless man's version of what mouse used to do over a decade ago. There's nothing clever about repeatedly walking up to people with shit on your hands and wiping it on them and going "haha funny I owned you!"

So keep going if you want...and be sure you break out Narc/Snitch and quote this post...apparently it's your best shot.

The BigSnitch has spoken yall! Take your high and mighty crap and shove it where the sun doesn't shine you facebook stalking weirdo.

[ChumpDumper]

The BigSnitch has spoken yall! Take your high and mighty crap and shove it where the sun doesn't shine you facebook stalking weirdo.God bless!

[Spurtacular]

The BigSnitch has spoken yall! Take your high and mighty crap and shove it where the sun doesn't shine you facebook stalking weirdo.


God bless!

He meant Snitch Bitch Factor; but I can see why you got confused.

[koriwhat]

The biggest loser Chump, Bene the facebook stalking snitch, fem Ef-man, et al

Lmao these pathetic dudes think they're so damn cool... ST is their safe space. :lmao

[koriwhat]

He meant Snitch Bitch Factor; but I can see why you got confused.

Chump's an idiot with a complex... He gets no love in real life so here he is trying to find his place amongst anonymous people because he's a pathetic dude. He's been pathetic forever and will continue to be pathetic. Idc what he has to say to me or about me tbh. He means nothing to me in this life nor the next.

[ChumpDumper]

The biggest loser Chump, Bene the facebook stalking snitch, fem Ef-man, et al

Lmao these pathetic dudes think they're so damn cool... ST is their safe space. :lmaoI hear some skinny Mexican kids beat you up regularly.

[Monostradamus]

I hear some skinny Mexican kids beat you up regularly.
:lmao

[Reck]

The biggest loser Chump, Bene the facebook stalking snitch, fem Ef-man, et al

Lmao these pathetic dudes think they're so damn cool... ST is their safe space. :lmao

Cry harder, drug addict.

[Spurtacular]

Lord knows how many great threads those banned posters would've given us today.
Instead we're stuck with Mono manstrating for four pages and counting. SMH.

[Monostradamus]

No new threads :lmao

[Spurtacular]

https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2017%2F07%2Fcass-clemmer.jpg&q=85

[clambake]

Look at derps interweb searches.

Yikes

[ChumpDumper]

Look at derps interweb searches.

Yikes:lmao derp

[Ef-man]

:lmao derp

ChumpDumper the Alleged Muzzling Michigander.

What other trick have you taught the derpcuckular, besides begging, playing dead, rolling over, crying/lashing out but not creating new posts?

Monostradamus taught him to heel.

:tu

[TimDunkem]

:lmao omg Derp pwnt bwahahaha

DOES IT HURT, CUCK?!

[Monostradamus]

:lmao omg Derp pwnt bwahahaha

DOES IT HURT, CUCK?!
Imagine proclaiming yourself a 6x ST MVP and then getting cucked into oblivion, all because you’re emotionally attached to a troll named Noob-Noob (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=52056) and can’t bear to see it banned :lmao

[Neo.]

if derp creates one new thread in the political forum with each of his alts today, then he will officially be monos daddy for all eternity

until then, derp lost.

[Spurtacular]

if derp creates one new thread in the political forum with each of his alts today, then he will officially be monos daddy for all eternity

until then, derp lost.

So desperate to make yourself important, slob. Yet you're not. Cry threads like this is your ceiling.

[Neo.]

lol thinking im mono

[Neo.]

what are you afraid of, derp?

[Spurtacular]

lol thinking im mono

lol Thinking it really matters. Same loser in effect.

But yea, you're the slob.

[Neo.]

lol Thinking it really matters. Same loser in effect.

But yea, you're the slob.

incorrect. you lose. sorry.

why are you afraid to make threads?

[Leetonidas]

lol derp is scared

[Spurtacular]

incorrect. you lose. sorry.

why are you afraid to make threads?

You say you're not the slob and then continue with his schtick verbatim.

You're not good at this.

[Chucho]

LMAO.

What an awesome thread.

Derp is Trump, all on an island by himself.

He spent YEARS, literally YEARS, piggy backing off of DMC. DMC cut ties and laughed at him. :lol

He's getting cucked by the ST lifers who refuse to let him be a lifer. :lol

His only ally is the second most shat on ST member. He's retarded, penniless and fucking out of date.

LOL, derp getting beat the fuck up by "chumpettes". God damn son, kill yourself.

[Chucho]

You say you're not the slob and then continue with his schtick verbatim.

You're not good at this.

DMC laughed at you. :lol

[Neo.]

You say you're not the slob

lol because im literally not mono


and then continue with his schtick verbatim.

no schtick. just curious why you are afraid to make threads. why are you, derp?


You're not good at this.

not good at what?

[Chucho]

DMC should post all his IMs from Derp.

[Brazil]

You said they were banned for being alts making threads.

You should self report since this is so important to you.

:lmao bitch

[pgardn]

Tell us what you say the reason is for those screen names being banned.

Tell us what you say to the reason MY screen names have been banned.

You can’t even admit to it you miserable lying piece of dried out scrotal skin.

[pgardn]

DMC should post all his IMs from Derp.

Captain America asked for it when he flew in for the failed rescues.

[Chucho]

Captain America asked for it when he flew in for the failed rescues.

Captain America flies?

[pgardn]

Captain America flies?

I got exposed here.

I really don’t watch superhero movies and I wasn’t around to read comic books that my dad did. Does he just throw a shield and that’s pretty much it? Can he hop real far because I think these guys pretty much show up on time?

[pgardn]

Captain America asked for it when he flew in for the failed rescues.

I get this now.
Chucho was considered by some to be DMC apparently?

My bad

[pgardn]

DMC laughed at you. :lol

[Chucho]

I got exposed here.

I really don’t watch superhero movies and I wasn’t around to read comic books that my dad did. Does he just throw a shield and that’s pretty much it? Can he hop real far because I think these guys pretty much show up on time?


I guess. I only saw CA p2. He doesn't fly in that movie.

I came up in the 90s. Cap was a relic then. It was all about the Xmen and Spidey. The Avengers were "gay" as were most of the Marvel Cinematic universe at that time.

[koriwhat]

Cry harder, drug addict.

How cute, you think I'm crying and I'm a drug addict. You're too dumb to realize how pathetic you come across Reck. In order to make yourself feel better lie some more... :tu

[koriwhat]

I guess. I only saw CA p2. He doesn't fly in that movie.

I came up in the 90s. Cap was a relic then. It was all about the Xmen and Spidey. The Avengers were "gay" as were most of the Marvel Cinematic universe at that time.

Lol You ain't wrong bud! I used to collect comicbooks because I thought I was going to get rich when I sold them as an adult. Didn't read a damn comic the whole time I collected them. I'm just not into fiction and all these comic book movies are so boring imo.

[Blake]

Lol You ain't wrong bud! I used to collect comicbooks because I thought I was going to get rich when I sold them as an adult. Didn't read a damn comic the whole time I collected them. I'm just not into fiction and all these comic book movies are so boring imo.

You're into drawing cartoons on skin. So much cooler

[Spurtacular]

You're into drawing cartoons on skin. So much cooler

Parishioner Blake is against that.

[Blake]

Parishioner Blake is against that.

You're derp

[Spurtacular]

You're derp

Cuckfensive mechanism.

[TimDunkem]

You're derp
:lol :tu

[ChumpDumper]

You're derp
:lol

[Spurtacular]

https://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1/oneatom12/Bendo-Frankie-Trollface-Decision.gif

Slob thought he had a W. :lol :lmao :rollin

[Ef-man]

And this is how digital soldier brokeback derpcuckular was wounded and received his purple heart.

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[Ef-man]

Why did derpcuckular’s alt create a new thread?

Being that derpcuckular is a hard of hearing, he thought getting ‘banged’ would cure his longstanding virginity issue.