The End is Near: Manny Shopped Wal-Mart

[Ginofan]

That's right, Manny shopped at Wal-Mart tonight. Pray for redemption because the end of the world is upon us.

Proof:The Reciept

http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/1661/scan3zs.jpg

[KEDA]

Manny, you realized if you would have called me at the store, I would have GIVEN you an optical mouse?

[ZStomp]

I don't see what the big Deal about Wal Mart. I go all the time and went this evening.

[ZStomp]

Manny, you realized if you would have called me at the store, I would have GIVEN you an optical mouse?


Can I have one?

[KEDA]

no

[ZStomp]

:lmao :lol

I was just there this evening!!

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9238/walmartreciept4gs.jpg

[ZStomp]

no

Dang.

Cool.

Thanks.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol Man, I tried everything else. We even were going to go to Duff's store to see if he was there in order to harrass his debt avoidance, but I was only left with the Wal-Mart option.

Wait till Kori sees this thread.

[Ginofan]

:lol Z we only missed you by about an hour! Did it smell like Mexico City outside to you too?

[Gatita]

:jack

[scott]

Way to sell out a cause.

[KEDA]

if you wold have called Z I would have had one for you too, it was free optical mouse day, and nobody showed.

mabye next time!

[ZStomp]

:lol Z we only missed you by about an hour! Did it smell like Mexico City outside to you too?


It smelled something alright!

[MannyIsGod]

:jack
http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiblabber.gif

I'm not going to hold being a megabitch against you anymore. I think you simply can't help it.

[Vashner]

Thx now we can haxxors his credit card and take all teh money. (sarcasm)

[MannyIsGod]

lol, good luck with that.

[Ginofan]

Thx now we can haxxors his credit card and take all teh money. (sarcasm)

What money? We shopped Wal-Mart because we didn't want to pay the extra 5 dollars it was at Bestbuy :lol

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

That Best Buy mouse was fucking shitty!

[timvp]

Manny sees the light.

Congrats.

I'll give you a tour the next time you go.

:smokin

[Kori Ellis]

This thread is the best one EVER!

[Vashner]

Dude Corona 12 pack is like $10 bucks at wal mart right now... they rule...

[scott]

Manny is the most socially irresponsible activist since Pat Robertson. Lets see how he likes it when his home is bulldozed to build a Wal-Mart parking lot.

Manny, your purchase of an Optical Mouse from Wal-Mart should be seen as you giving permission to be enslaved into cheap foreign labor making tennis shoes for 3 cents a day. Fuck you, you fucking bourgeois pig!

Next thing you know, he'll be posting some bullshit about how we should grant carte blanche approval for local governments to use immenent domain to let ExxonMobil put oil wells into our backyards... because it's good for the environment. You are such a fucking hypocrit, Manny - it's unbelievable. How are you going to explain to little children who come home and find their pet beagles covered in filthy black oil. I'm sure he'll post some bullshit "academic" study about oil is good for beagle fur and the oil companies will use their windfall profits to invest in environment saving technology.... that can be bought at Wal-Mart.

[MannyIsGod]

This thread is the best one EVER!
:lmao

I told Mandy on the way out that you'd love it if this became a thread.

[MannyIsGod]

Manny is the most socially irresponsible activist since Pat Robertson. Lets see how he likes it when his home is bulldozed to build a Wal-Mart parking lot.

Manny, your purchase of an Optical Mouse from Wal-Mart should be seen as you giving permission to be enslaved into cheap foreign labor making tennis shoes for 3 cents a day. Fuck you, you fucking bourgeois pig!

Next thing you know, he'll be posting some bullshit about how we should grant carte blanche approval for local governments to use immenent domain to let ExxonMobil put oil wells into our backyards... because it's good for the environment. You are such a fucking hypocrit, Manny - it's unbelievable. How are you going to explain to little children who come home and find their pet beagles covered in filthy black oil. I'm sure he'll post some bullshit "academic" study about oil is good for beagle fur and the oil companies will use their windfall profits to invest in environment saving technology.... that can be bought at Wal-Mart.
:lmao

[Gatita]

Manny is the most socially irresponsible activist since Pat Robertson. Lets see how he likes it when his home is bulldozed to build a Wal-Mart parking lot.

Manny, your purchase of an Optical Mouse from Wal-Mart should be seen as you giving permission to be enslaved into cheap foreign labor making tennis shoes for 3 cents a day. Fuck you, you fucking bourgeois pig!

Next thing you know, he'll be posting some bullshit about how we should grant carte blanche approval for local governments to use immenent domain to let ExxonMobil put oil wells into our backyards... because it's good for the environment. You are such a fucking hypocrit, Manny - it's unbelievable. How are you going to explain to little children who come home and find their pet beagles covered in filthy black oil. I'm sure he'll post some bullshit "academic" study about oil is good for beagle fur and the oil companies will use their windfall profits to invest in environment saving technology.... that can be bought at Wal-Mart.



:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

Dude Corona 12 pack is like $10 bucks at wal mart right now... they rule...
Can't stand Corona.

[MannyIsGod]

Scott, after I take your money on Saturday I will make a donation against WalMart in your name. :lol

[Kori Ellis]

You earned a new title!!

[Manu20]

MannyIsGod
Proud Wal-Mart Shopper
:lol

[scott]

Fuck you, you aren't invited anymore. I don't want any beagle poachers in my home.

[Ginofan]

MannyIsGod
Proud Wal-Mart Shopper
:lol

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[angel_luv]

hahaha! Good stuff! =)

[Jekka]

MannyIsGod
Proud Wal-Mart Shopper
:lol

:lmao :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

[Vashner]

Somewhere in Malasia a 6 year old kid has a blister from being forced to make that mouse for Wal Mart.

[slayermin]

I like Walmart but there aren't many in SoCal.

There is a Walmart in the Baldwin Hills Plaza but it's a 20 minute wait from the time they open the doors until they close. Freakin' sux because normally I only go in there to buy a couple of items. Everyone else is stocking up like there is a nuclear attack on the way.

[CharlieMac]

Dude at some point you just gotta give in to the corporate monsters.

How's that mouse feel in your hands Manny? HOW DOES IT FUCKING FEEL HOTSHOT!?

[Kori Ellis]

I like Walmart but there aren't many in SoCal.

There is a Walmart in the Baldwin Hills Plaza but it's a 20 minute wait from the time they open the doors until they close. Freakin' sux because normally I only go in there to buy a couple of items. Everyone else is stocking up like there is a nuclear attack on the way.

Yeah in L.A. area, they are all in the outskirts, crowded and not convenient. Here, we have 3 of them within a few miles of our house. (Plus the Helotes one on the way?)

[MannyIsGod]

The mouse feels good. I'm trying to forget where it came from but obviously this thread isn't going to let me. :(

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

*Sniffle*

[Ginofan]

:lol JB

The best part was that he was actually looking around at other things...he fondled a big screen TV and a few flat screen monitors. And the words "That's acutally not a bad price" came out of his mouth!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Just thought this might be a link you'd like.

Click Me! (http://www.walmartstores.com/GlobalWMStoresWeb/navigate.do?catg=218)

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

Damn, you suck Mandy.

At least you guys will never have to listen to me lecture you about Wal Mart anymore. I'm not going to shop there or anything, but I think I've officially lost the right to tell anyone else not to. :(

[Kori Ellis]

:lol JB

The best part was that he was actually looking around at other things...he fondled a big screen TV and a few flat screen monitors. And the words "That's acutally not a bad price" came out of his mouth!


:lmao "fondled" :lmao

[Jekka]

:lol JB

The best part was that he was actually looking around at other things...he fondled a big screen TV and a few flat screen monitors. And the words "That's acutally not a bad price" came out of his mouth!

For shame!!!!

Manny, I'm disappointed.

[Leetonidas]

Nice title there. :lmao

[slayermin]

Yeah in L.A. area, they are all in the outskirts, crowded and not convenient. Here, we have 3 of them within a few miles of our house. (Plus the Helotes one on the way?)

I miss SA and the customer service you would get at stores.

The stores in Santa Monica are cool but forget about getting any type of courteous service near downtown.

[ZStomp]

By the way, how is the mouse working for you?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://members.sparedollar.com/blondie557/wmaasmileyballcap.jpg

http://members.sparedollar.com/blondie557/wmworkhardamer.jpg

http://members.sparedollar.com/blondie557/wmsamproud.jpg

And finally, thanks to the purchase on one MannyIsGod...

http://members.sparedollar.com/blondie557/wedidit.jpg

[SequSpur]

I am not fucking gettttin it.

[ChumpDumper]

I was actually skulking around our Wal-Mart after midnight looking for a power cord for a jambox. Fortunately for my eternal soul, they didn't have it and I Fry's ended up with my $1.99 + tax today.

I didn't save the receipt. Sorry.

[ChumpDumper]

I like Walmart but there aren't many in SoCal.

There is a Walmart in the Baldwin Hills Plaza but it's a 20 minute wait from the time they open the doors until they close. Freakin' sux because normally I only go in there to buy a couple of items. Everyone else is stocking up like there is a nuclear attack on the way.All there was in Santa Barbara was a small, crappy KMart until Costco opened. We often made the 1.5 hour round trip to get to a decent Target.

[SequSpur]

what walmart did you go to?

[ShoogarBear]

This is just one more brick in Jekka's path to 3rdCoastdom . . .

[MannyIsGod]

:flipoff

[Das Texan]

fucking walmart. i hate that fucking cocksucking place.


i gotta buy the new garth brooks box set that only they have.


fuck. at least i can order it online and not go into one of those shitholes.

[JoeChalupa]

That is why I always keep my receipts from nosey posters.

[samikeyp]

You will be assilimated...resistance is futile....We are Wal-Mart.

[lilmads]

I love WalMart.. but we don't have any of those kinda places on stupid St. Maarten... I could spend hours in WalMart...:) And what's the big deal anyway? It's just another megastore!

[Ginofan]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3474/809img201oz.jpg
You have to destroy the heart of the Wal-Mart!

[Trailer Trash]

Can't stand Corona.
Thats as Un-American as Wal-Mart.

[Shelly]

Manny, Manny, Manny.

Come hang out with me and SW. We'll get you back on the right track and will have you shopping at TARGET again in no time.

[Useruser666]

Did anyone take a second look at that reciept? What's that second item?

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4875/mannymart2ox.jpg

[Shelly]

Did anyone take a second look at that reciept? What's that second item?

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4875/mannymart2ox.jpg


:lmao x 4739874938194852947544086096895274874

[Ginofan]

Did anyone take a second look at that reciept? What's that second item?

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4875/mannymart2ox.jpg

:lmao awesome!

[samikeyp]

Classic! :lol :lol

[SpursWoman]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Useruser666]

Are you sure this was his first time at Walmart?

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/3465/manywalmart20hl.jpg

[smeagol]

Fucking photoshop guru! :lol

[Shelly]

:lmao

SW, remember the days of yore when we used to check out the Wal-Mart greeters?

[Useruser666]

Fucking photoshop guru! :lol

What's photoshop? I just googled it!

[SpursWoman]

:lmao

SW, remember the days of yore when we used to check out the Wal-Mart greeters?


*swoon*


You mean you stopped? :angel :nerd

[Shelly]

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao

[Useruser666]

A guy passes you a basket and you'll have his babies? UGH!!!

[SpursWoman]

Oh damn...I got busted..... :oops :oops :depressed

[ZStomp]

Are you sure this was his first time at Walmart?

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/3465/manywalmart20hl.jpg


:lmao

I just peed myself.

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao Nice

[T Park]

Come on guys, he bought a mouse, its not like he opened a franchise, or went nuts in there, and then said, IVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!


But its still some funny photoshop stuff!! LOL.