Official Covid Vaccination Check-In Sheet

[Spurtacular]

Check-in here if you've been injected with the COVID-19 vaccine.

Tell us your story.

[Spurtacular]

Chicken Derp doing 900 DPH in the other threads. He wants no piece of this.

[ChumpDumper]

I haven't been vaccinated yet, derp.

Several here have.

I will ASAP but many are rightfully ahead of me in line.

You're a fucking idiot.

Do you understand?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

I haven't been vaccinated yet, derp.

Several here have.

I will ASAP but many are rightfully ahead of me in line.

You're a fucking idiot.

Do you understand?

Yes or no.

You're not virtuous, derp. You're waiting to see how many people start dropping dead.

[ChumpDumper]

You're not virtuous, derp. You're waiting to see how many people start dropping dead.No.

Do you understand?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

No.

Do you understand?

Yes or no.

I understand that you know there is no threat to your life from this hoax and are not rushing out to get a vaccine you don't need.

[ElNono]

Aiming to get the Pfizer, Moderna and J&J trifecta, tbh... hopefully they all have chips with GPS in them, or gonna have to ask for my money back.

Also hoping the administration requires vaccination for children to attend school. Children shouldn't suffer because their parents are stupid, didn't get an education or read gab, IMO.

[ChumpDumper]

I understand that you know there is no threat to your life from this hoax and are not rushing out to get a vaccine you don't need.

So you admit you lied, derp.

:lol

[Will Hunting]

The fact Trump hasn’t gotten a vaccine yet just shows how much of an asshole he is :lol, he knows that getting a vaccine himself would encourage his supporters to get one and save lives, but he enjoys being an asshole just for the sake of it :lol

[Will Hunting]

I got the Pfizer vaccine’s first dose last week. Getting the 2nd dose in a few weeks. One of the senior care centers my company owns ordered extra doses so I was able to get one the day they were being administered.

[Xevious]

I've already discussed it in the other thread, but I received Moderna x2.

Hopefully Bill Gates enjoys monitoring my sexual habits and bowel function.

[hater]

Zero vaccine for me. Ill give it a year and decide if I need a vaccine and will pick the safest once they have been tested on millions :tu

[Trill Clinton]

My phase isn't up yet but my mom got her 2nd vaccination last week.

[Will Hunting]

The “Ill give it a year” logic makes no sense. This isn’t a small pox vaccine, it’s not like you’re done once you take it. We’re gonna need to take this vaccine once a year until the virus mutates to the point where it’s no longer such a threat.

[Winehole23]

I'm eligible, but have been unable to find an appointment.

[Trill Clinton]

I got the Pfizer vaccine’s first dose last week. Getting the 2nd dose in a few weeks. One of the senior care centers my company owns ordered extra doses so I was able to get one the day they were being administered.

Did you prefer Pfizer over Moderna? I have a friend who's a nurse who suggested I take the Moderna version.

[hater]

The “Ill give it a year” logic makes no sense. This isn’t a small pox vaccine, it’s not like you’re done once you take it. We’re gonna need to take this vaccine once a year until the virus mutates to the point where it’s no longer such a threat.

Yup. Even better to wait as next year vaccines will be much improved as they would have been tested on entire populations :tu

IF I decide to take the vaccine, the earliest would be Spring 2022 tbqh :tu

[Will Hunting]

Did you prefer Pfizer over Moderna? I have a friend who's a nurse who suggested I take the Moderna version.
Pfizer is the vaccine that was available, I didn’t really have a choice.

[Will Hunting]

Yup. Even better to wait as next year vaccines will be much improved as they would have been tested on entire populations :tu

IF I decide to take the vaccine, the earliest would be Spring 2022 tbqh :tu
It’s already been administered to millions of the oldest, sickest and most unhealthy fatasses in Murica with substantially no reported harmful side effects. If the 65 year old who weighs 280 pounds and has type 2 beetus didn’t get sick from the vaccine, chances are you wouldn’t either :lol

[hater]

It’s already been administered to millions of the oldest, sickest and most unhealthy fatasses in Murica with substantially no reported harmful side effects. If the 65 year old who weighs 280 pounds and has type 2 beetus didn’t get sick from the vaccine, chances are you wouldn’t either :lol

Thats good news. I still will give it a year to monitor long term effects and efficacy.(how oong immunity lasts, etc) next year we will know much more on which vaccine works best and safest :tu

[baseline bum]

I'm eligible, but have been unable to find an appointment.

You're not in SA are you?

[baseline bum]

I got the first shot of Pfizer last week. Kind of a surprised how long slots remained open last time the University Hospital Wonderland Mall signups opened. A lot longer than when Best Buy, Amazon, or Walmart releases PS5s. Managed to get three people signed up for the vaccine but haven't gotten a PS5 yet. :lol

[Winehole23]

You're not in SA are you?Not in SA, thanks bb.

I believe I'll get an automatic email notification if a booking becomes available.

[DarrinS]

Don't need one for myself.

Been trying to get an appointment for my mom, but no luck yet.

[baseline bum]

It’s already been administered to millions of the oldest, sickest and most unhealthy fatasses in Murica with substantially no reported harmful side effects. If the 65 year old who weighs 280 pounds and has type 2 beetus didn’t get sick from the vaccine, chances are you wouldn’t either :lol

SnakeBoy said a couple people got a little itchy though.

[baseline bum]

Don't need one for myself.

Been trying to get an appointment for my mom, but no luck yet.

Try Wonderland next time signups get offered. They had slots for at least 6 or 7 minutes last time they opened registration. Got my dad signed up for one slot and they still had availability so signed myself up after (got my mom signed up in Schertz a few days before, but that got filled before I could get my dad an appointment).

[Xevious]

SnakeBoy said a couple people got a little itchy though.
I felt shitty after the second shot, which seems to be pretty typical. Was fine after a couple days though.

[SnakeBoy]

SnakeBoy said a couple people got a little itchy though.

It's true and it scares the shit out of Hater lol

[SnakeBoy]

How the fuck are all of you eligible for the vaccine? I thought I was the old fuck here and my ticket won't be up for months.

[DarrinS]

How the fuck are all of you eligible for the vaccine? I thought I was the old fuck here and my ticket won't be up for months.

Obesity. :lol

[Xevious]

How the fuck are all of you eligible for the vaccine? I thought I was the old fuck here and my ticket won't be up for months.
I work in healthcare tbh.

[hater]

How the fuck are all of you eligible for the vaccine? I thought I was the old fuck here and my ticket won't be up for months.

Anyone can get vaccines tbqh. Its a clusterfuck :lol

In Florida tourists were able to get them for months :lol

[Will Hunting]

How the fuck are all of you eligible for the vaccine? I thought I was the old fuck here and my ticket won't be up for months.
No eligible, just was opportunistic about using my employer to get it.

[pgardn]

Yup. Even better to wait as next year vaccines will be much improved as they would have been tested on entire populations :tu

IF I decide to take the vaccine, the earliest would be Spring 2022 tbqh :tu

so you’ll be more likely to get infected.
unless you completely hole up.
cool deal for you.

[pgardn]

Anyone can get vaccines tbqh. Its a clusterfuck :lol

In Florida tourists were able to get them for months :lol

Total BS

[Adam Lambert]

Just got it yesterday and now I have this weird pustule growing where they put the needle in. I started hearing noises from it last night while I was trying to sleep, just a soft "I'm going to kill you" emanating from the hole in my arm.

I've also started sleep walking, talking in my sleep, and committing mass murder in my sleep. Worst yet, somehow I found myself in a trance this morning and, without knowing it, sold all of my guns on eBay and donated my entire savings to Planned Parenthood.

[pgardn]

Just got it yesterday and now I have this weird pustule growing where they put the needle in. I started hearing noises from it last night while I was trying to sleep, just a soft "I'm going to kill you" emanating from the hole in my arm.

I've also started sleep walking, talking in my sleep, and committing mass murder in my sleep. Worst yet, somehow I found myself in a trance this morning and, without knowing it, sold all of my guns on eBay and donated my entire savings to Planned Parenthood.

Ahhh...

The mild version of the side effects.

[spurraider21]

Check-in here if you've been injected with the COVID-19 vaccine.

Tell us your story.
i haven't. my wife did though, got both rounds of Moderna. first shot caused some arm pain, second shot was more of an ordeal. body aches, chills, some nausea. was rough for a night, but nothing since

[Xevious]

Just got it yesterday and now I have this weird pustule growing where they put the needle in. I started hearing noises from it last night while I was trying to sleep, just a soft "I'm going to kill you" emanating from the hole in my arm.

I've also started sleep walking, talking in my sleep, and committing mass murder in my sleep. Worst yet, somehow I found myself in a trance this morning and, without knowing it, sold all of my guns on eBay and donated my entire savings to Planned Parenthood.
:lol

[baseline bum]

Obesity. :lol

You gotta have a BMI over 30 to qualify for obesity

[Adam Lambert]

Also, the infertility side effects that women are experiencing with the vaccines appear to be reversed with men and I'm now expecting twins.

[SnakeBoy]

No eligible, just was opportunistic about using my employer to get it.

So you jumped the line lol

[ChumpDumper]

Shit's going to take forever here. Looking for a Novavax trial in the meantime. Might as well help this along.

[baseline bum]

Shit's going to take forever here. Looking for a Novavax trial in the meantime. Might as well help this along.

Sucks if you get placebo

[ChumpDumper]

Sucks if you get placebo50/50 chance in the name of science is OK since I've already been to CVS.

[ChumpDumper]

Also, leave her alone, hater!

1356231571842486276

[DarrinS]

You gotta have a BMI over 30 to qualify for obesity

I wonder how many people are being honest about their "chronic illnesses"? Are they really checking?

And are they really checking BMI or just eyeballing it?

[pgardn]

I wonder how many people are being honest about their "chronic illnesses"? Are they really checking?

And are they really checking BMI or just eyeballing it?

They are not really checking.
In fact is some cases they are even overlooking age. (if you are close)
How widespread I cant say.

The difference in working at UT and UTSA is quite astounding even though they are apart of the same system.

[SnakeBoy]

Shit's going to take forever here. Looking for a Novavax trial in the meantime. Might as well help this along.

Just wait a few weeks and the J&J should open things up

[ChumpDumper]

Just wait a few weeks and the J&J should open things upTrue enough.

In theory.

[SnakeBoy]

They are not really checking.
In fact is some cases they are even overlooking age. (if you are close)
How widespread I cant say.


There's quite a bit of jumping the line going on. I don't think it is that big of a deal because in the grand scheme getting the vaccine into as many arms as possible as quickly as possible is what really matters.

[ElNono]

How the fuck are all of you eligible for the vaccine? I thought I was the old fuck here and my ticket won't be up for months.

same here :lol

[Spurtacular]

1356231571842486276

Derp has a conspiracy theory.

[baseline bum]

Don't need one for myself.

Been trying to get an appointment for my mom, but no luck yet.

Local news just said there are some slots open at the Alamodome.

[baseline bum]

same here :lol

You're not over 30 BMI? So I can't make the LOL Fat Mexican jokes anymore?

[baseline bum]

Speaking of 30 BMI, crofl that Zion Williamson's fat ass has 32 BMI.

[baseline bum]

There's quite a bit of jumping the line going on. I don't think it is that big of a deal because in the grand scheme getting the vaccine into as many arms as possible as quickly as possible is what really matters.

I wish I was jumping the line. :lol

[hater]

I wish I was jumping the line. :lol

Damn. Whats ur weight ma nig? If I may ask

[baseline bum]

Damn. Whats ur weight ma nig? If I may ask

190. Not weight or beetus.

[ElNono]

You're not over 30 BMI? So I can't make the LOL Fat Mexican jokes anymore?

Been eating my veggies, tbh...

[baseline bum]

Been eating my veggies, tbh...

Hanging out on the porch and drinking Tecate isn't getting your veggies tbh

[hater]

190. Not weight or beetus.

Oh so u got the Bug?

:lol just kidding ma nig

Lots of health to u ma brotha :tu

[baseline bum]

Oh so u got the Bug?

:lol just kidding ma nig

Lots of health to u ma brotha :tu

Nah I have sickle cell and am pregnant :lol

[ElNono]

Hanging out on the porch and drinking Tecate isn't getting your veggies tbh

Tecate Light, tbh... I am under 30 BMI these days, so gonna have to wait...

[SnakeBoy]

True enough.

In theory.

Well they are supposed to apply for EUA this week. The results look good and it's an already proven vaccine platform so I think it'll be approved this month.

[baseline bum]

Well they are supposed to apply for EUA this week. The results look good and it's an already proven vaccine platform so I think it'll be approved this month.

You gonna take it or are you holding out for the first two?

[SnakeBoy]

You gonna take it or are you holding out for the first two?

If I have a choice I'd take the J&J just because it's one shot and minimal side effects. I'd happily take the mRNA's but that 2nd dose was a bit of an ass kicker for my wife and 80% of her coworkers. I don't really care if the J&J is a little less effective at preventing the sniffles as long as it keeps people out of the hospital.

Here's a vid on their AdVac platform. Most notable is they already have it scaled to grow that shit in 1000 liter bioreactors.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKWXJJ7Fk1U&feature=emb_logo

[baseline bum]

If I have a choice I'd take the J&J just because it's one shot and minimal side effects. I'd happily take the mRNA's but that 2nd dose was a bit of an ass kicker for my wife and 80% of her coworkers. I don't really care if the J&J is a little less effective at preventing the sniffles as long as it keeps people out of the hospital.

Here's a vid on their AdVac platform. Most notable is they already have it scaled to grow that shit in 1000 liter bioreactors.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKWXJJ7Fk1U&feature=emb_logo

I expect second dose of Pfizer to be a bastard since I got a headache from the first while most seem to not have any reaction to it.

[ChumpDumper]

Derp has a conspiracy theory.You do?

What is it?

Do you think the woman they keep harassing is dead?

Yes or no.

[ChumpDumper]

Well they are supposed to apply for EUA this week. The results look good and it's an already proven vaccine platform so I think it'll be approved this month.I was talking about distribution more than anything.

[SnakeBoy]

I was talking about distribution more than anything.

J&J should make it so much easier. Stable at fridge temps for 6 months, so it's perfect for distribution to Dr's office, pharmacies, etc.

[SnakeBoy]

I wish I was jumping the line. :lol

I mentioned before that I could have. Kinda regret not doing it. Tbh I probably would have except my wife said "We're making the list of who gets vaccinated. You don't want me to put you on it do you?", which pretty much told me what my answer was supposed to be :lol

[DarrinS]

From what I've read, first dose is hard on people that have already had covid.

[SnakeBoy]

From what I've read, first dose is hard on people that have already had covid.

Kind of makes sense that if you've already had covid the first dose would act like the booster dose

[DarrinS]

Kind of makes sense that if you've already had covid the first dose would act like the booster dose

Makes sense

So, you may only need one dose, if you've already had covid.

[baseline bum]

From what I've read, first dose is hard on people that have already had covid.

I wouldn't say it was hard on me. Just a headache, not too bad, but enough I just wanted to go to sleep pretty early.

[pgardn]

There's quite a bit of jumping the line going on. I don't think it is that big of a deal because in the grand scheme getting the vaccine into as many arms as possible as quickly as possible is what really matters.

Agree

[pgardn]

nurenberg mayor of SA said the state was shorting our city on promised supply so he has made a direct federal request.

I guess our State govt "just the sniffles" attitude prevails. This should have been a federal "wartime" response to begin with.

[Xevious]

From what I've read, first dose is hard on people that have already had covid.
One of my coworkers had zero side effects from either Pfizer shot, just discomfort at the injection site. He had just recovered from COVID when he got the first one. Take that for what it's worth.

[DarrinS]

I wouldn't say it was hard on me. Just a headache, not too bad, but enough I just wanted to go to sleep pretty early.

Let us know how the second one goes. Will almost be like a third shot for you.

[DarrinS]

One of my coworkers had zero side effects from either Pfizer shot, just discomfort at the injection site. He had just recovered from COVID when he got the first one. Take that for what it's worth.

Interesting. Was this person fairly young?

[Xevious]

Interesting. Was this person fairly young?
Late 50s.

[DarrinS]

I'm going to try to get J&J when I'm eligible. I'm guessing late summer, early fall.

[baseline bum]

One of my coworkers had zero side effects from either Pfizer shot, just discomfort at the injection site. He had just recovered from COVID when he got the first one. Take that for what it's worth.

I heard you weren't supposed to get the vaccine if you have had COVID within the last 90 days. Though they just asked me if I had been in contact with anyone known to be COVID positive in the last 30 days.

[baseline bum]

Let us know how the second one goes. Will almost be like a third shot for you.

I'll post an update when I do.

[Xevious]

I heard you weren't supposed to get the vaccine if you have had COVID within the last 90 days. Though they just asked me if I had been in contact with anyone known to be COVID positive in the last 30 days.
Probably a good idea, but he ran and got it literally the day after he finished quarantine. :lol

[hater]

That Sputnik V vacvine seems pretty good. I might drive down to Mejico and get that bad boy in 1 year

[hater]

This bad mofo doesnt even need storage at Antartic temps :tu

https://twitter.com/FaheemYounus/status/1356601335836254208?s=19

This is most likely THE VACCINE for the world :tu

[hater]

Also Sputnik manufacturer claims protection should last 2 years or more :tu

They claim since they are using tried/tested technology, this is a very accurate estimate.

Still have not seen anything about this vaccine vs variants tho...

[pgardn]

This bad mofo doesnt even need storage at Antartic temps :tu

https://twitter.com/FaheemYounus/status/1356601335836254208?s=19

This is most likely THE VACCINE for the world :tu

Nope.

A number of vaccine with better results WITH more statistical relevance.

Also how they got their numbers.

FundingMoscow City Health Department, Russian Direct Investment Fund, Sberbank, and RUSAL

Do it!

[ChumpDumper]

:lol hater kissing Putin's ass again

[hater]

:lol hater kissing Putin's ass again

:lmao chump thinks Putin developed a vaccine :lol

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao chump thinks Putin developed a vaccine :lol:lol no

Who is the leader of the Russian government, hater?

[pgardn]

:lmao chump thinks Putin developed a vaccine :lol

If its produced in that country, then anything goes on stats.
And YOU think its bad in the US.
dumbfk.

[hater]

:lol no

Who is the leader of the Russian government, hater?

So when you tout the J&J vaccine you are sucking up to Trump right?

:lmao Chump kissing Trumps ass again

[ChumpDumper]

So when you tout the J&J vaccine you are sucking up to Trump right?

:lmao Chump kissing Trumps ass again:lol you're pretending they're the same.

Makes sense why you love both.:tu

[hater]

:lol you're pretending they're the same.

Makes sense why you love both.:tu

Both leaders of their respective countries while vaccine was being developed.

Chump kissing Trumps ass again :lol

[ChumpDumper]

Both leaders of their respective countries while vaccine was being developed.

Chump kissing Trumps ass again :lol:lmao there you go again.

:crythey're exactly the same!:cry

:lol hater

[Winehole23]

We apologize, however there are no more appointments at this time.I have a number of issues with this notice, to wit, the royal we, the unnecessary tone of apology and the word "however."

[Rummpd]

Soon and then will start giving to others as took training on these specific vaccines for that.

[hater]

:lmao there you go again.

:crythey're exactly the same!:cry

:lol hater

You are pro american vaccine. Therefore by your same logic you kiss Trumps ass :lol

Chump loves trump :lol

[ChumpDumper]

You are pro american vaccine. Therefore by your same logic you kiss Trumps ass :lol

Chump loves trump :lol

:lol hater really trying to distract from his Putin love

:cryPlease let's talk about something else!:cry

:lol hater

[hater]

:lol hater really trying to distract from his Putin love

:cryPlease let's talk about something else!:cry

:lol hater

Chump really trying to distract from his Trump love :lol

[ChumpDumper]

Trump*ding*

[Spurtacular]

Get your vaccinations, Chumpettes. Don't just lie about it. Make the world a better place.

[Dirks_Finale]

Got Moderna x2.

Not an anti-vaxxer. Get flu shot every year and never get sick.

Even if you are anti-vax, get it anyway. You will likely need proof of it to board an airplane or watch a movie or whatever in the future.

[Spurtacular]

Got Moderna x2.

Not an anti-vaxxer. Get flu shot every year and never get sick.

Even if you are anti-vax, get it anyway. You will likely need proof of it to board an airplane or watch a movie or whatever in the future.

Then don't board an airplane.

[baseline bum]

Got Moderna x2.

Not an anti-vaxxer. Get flu shot every year and never get sick.

Even if you are anti-vax, get it anyway. You will likely need proof of it to board an airplane or watch a movie or whatever in the future.

What proof did they give you? I got a vaccine card and a sticker after getting my first shot of Pfizer. Though they did take SSN so maybe you'd get something from the federal government later?

[DMC]

https://www.immunize.org/catg.d/p2023.pdf

[hater]

Got Moderna x2.

Not an anti-vaxxer. Get flu shot every year and never get sick.

Even if you are anti-vax, get it anyway. You will likely need proof of it to board an airplane or watch a movie or whatever in the future.

Thanks for ur contribution to science in testing this vaccine. Yes we all will eventually get it but some of us will pick winning vaccine

[baseline bum]

Thanks for ur contribution to science in testing this vaccine. Yes we all will eventually get it but some of us will pick getting the virus.

fify

[hater]

fify

:lol

Dont really disagree nig. But being much younger than 55 I believe I have 95% of beating it :tu

[Will Hunting]

The great thing about COVID is how many Hispanics it’s taken out. Hopefully hater gets added to that list.

[hater]

The great thing about COVID is how many Hispanics it’s taken out. Hopefully hater gets added to that list.

Ma nig :tu

I never wish harm on anyone much less a fellow spurstalker. Good health to u and ur family :tu

[Will Hunting]

I’m not gonna pretend that America wouldn’t be a better place without MAGAtards.

[baseline bum]

:lol

Dont really disagree nig. But being much younger than 55 I believe I have 95% of beating it :tu

I expect the longterm effects of the virus are probably a lot worse than the longterm effects of the vaccine. I worry about a family member who was the picture of health in his early 30s who has had some lung issues after getting COVID.

[hater]

I expect the longterm effects of the virus are probably a lot worse than the longterm effects of the vaccine. I worry about a family member who was the picture of health in his early 30s who has had some lung issues after getting COVID.

Maybe so.

I have had 3 or so close friends/family w it. So far it does not seem they have longterm effects eventho they had moderate symptoms and some even hospital stays. But I agree imo this is still unknown

[Will Hunting]

Maybe so.

I have had 3 or so close friends/family w it. So far it does not seem they have longterm effects eventho they had moderate symptoms and some even hospital stays. But I agree imo this is still unknown
They should get their lungs x-rayed when possible. Plenty of people who’ve beaten the virus pretty easily have long term lung clouding.

[Dirks_Finale]

What proof did they give you? I got a vaccine card and a sticker after getting my first shot of Pfizer. Though they did take SSN so maybe you'd get something from the federal government later?

Yeah, your vaccine card is from the CDC so that should suffice, although under Biden I'm anticipating a more centralized database on the horizon.

[Dirks_Finale]

Double post.

[Dirks_Finale]

Thanks for ur contribution to science in testing this vaccine. Yes we all will eventually get it but some of us will pick winning vaccine

It's not as scary as advertised on social media.:lol They have been working on mRNA vaccinology since the 90's.

[hater]

It's not as scary as advertised on social media.:lol They have been working on mRNA vaccinology since the 90's.

:tu

[Rummpd]

Yes and have given many doses and will be in clinic giving many more. So far going well.

[Spurtacular]

Chumpettes ya'll need to be double face diapered up.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/double-face-mask-covid-19-cdc/

And your super overlord has now told you to get three shots. So, be vigilant and get out there. Don't like about it either. You take your injections, bitches.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/covid-vaccine-variants-third-shot-bill-gates/

[Spurtacular]

Don't just be lying about it, Chumpettes. Get vaccinated.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/JUoqlx9jPh9H/

[spurraider21]

Don't just be lying about it, Chumpettes. Get vaccinated.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/JUoqlx9jPh9H/
your new favorite website literally starts with the word bitch

[Spurtacular]

your new favorite website literally starts with the word bitch

You don't say.

[ElNono]

lol bitch ute

[Spurtacular]

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/066/192/918/original/3765f5212aad08a5.jpeg

[baseline bum]

Got shot #2 of Pfizer about 6 hours ago, only side effect so far is some dull pain at the injection site.

[DMC]

your new favorite website literally starts with the word bitch

Actually it starts with https://www.

[spurraider21]

Actually it starts with https://www.
https://www.pikpng.com/pngl/m/389-3892863_brainlet-brainlet-meme-clipart.png

[hater]

Got shot #2 of Pfizer about 6 hours ago, only side effect so far is some dull pain at the injection site.

Thanks for ur contribution to science ma nig :tu

[Spurtacular]

Got shot #2 of Pfizer about 6 hours ago, only side effect so far is some dull pain at the injection site.

You sure that's a side effect?

[Winehole23]

HEB now distibuting vaccines all over Texas:

https://vaccine.heb.com/.

[DarrinS]

https://slate.com/technology/2021/02/covid-19-vaccine-tourism-mexico-elites.html?via=rss

[Winehole23]

(My beloved SO) just now got my appt for the first shot tomorrow here in Austin.

Appointments were available through HEB, but most of them too far away to be convenient.

[DarrinS]

(My beloved SO) just now got my appt for the first shot tomorrow here in Austin.

Appointments were available through HEB, but most of them too far away to be convenient.


How are you people getting appointments in this phase? You must have some underlying health issue.

[DarrinS]

Still haven't got an appointment for my mom. Thought we had one, then the winter storm screwed that up.

[baseline bum]

(My beloved SO) just now got my appt for the first shot tomorrow here in Austin.

Appointments were available through HEB, but most of them too far away to be convenient.

Nice. First shot and a couple of weeks gives you a lot of protection.

[Winehole23]

How are you people getting appointments in this phase? You must have some underlying health issue.Beats me, I'm sure you'd like to know for some reason! To my knowledge, I'm in good health. :lol

I just filled out the questionnaire, I didn't know anything about my eligibility then but I guess do now.

I have been working in and around retail places of business most days during the pandemic, mightn't that count?

[baseline bum]

Still haven't got an appointment for my mom. Thought we had one, then the winter storm screwed that up.

Shit they're not rescheduling? When I got shot #2 the other day and asked about a friend in 1B who needed to sign up University Health told me to tell him to get on their mailing list or to get their app so he'd know when the signups for new appointments would open.

https://www.universityhealthsystem.com/coronavirus-covid19/vaccine

I'd pay close attention to University Health and to the Alamodome since those are the two big mass vaccination sites, probably the two places you'd have the most success.

[Winehole23]

lol you people

[Winehole23]

Still haven't got an appointment for my mom. Thought we had one, then the winter storm screwed that up.that's a bummer. can't be too much longer, sucks y'all have waited this long.

[pgardn]

Still haven't got an appointment for my mom. Thought we had one, then the winter storm screwed that up.

Thats just wrong.
Bump others back as well.

[baseline bum]

Still haven't got an appointment for my mom. Thought we had one, then the winter storm screwed that up.

Another one you might check is Schertz. I got my mom her vaccines there back when they were doing online signup. Now they have a waitlist, so maybe try signing up there are a backup in case you can't find an opening elsewhere in the next few weeks.

https://schertz.com/2027/Vaccine-Waitlist

[baseline bum]

that's a bummer. can't be too much longer, sucks y'all have waited this long.

That's really shitty. I got my shot #2 bumped by the weather but they rescheduled everyone for a few days later.

[Winehole23]

where are the mass vaccination drive-throughs we were promised?

[Winehole23]

Still haven't got an appointment for my mom. Thought we had one, then the winter storm screwed that up.saw HEB appointments open in Temple and Falfurrias. fortunately, I didn't have to decide.

[DarrinS]

saw HEB appointments open in Temple and Falfurrias. fortunately, I didn't have to decide.

I told her about HEB. She'll keep trying. I'm more worried than she is, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

Still haven't got an appointment for my mom. Thought we had one, then the winter storm screwed that up.

Sounds like the weather terrorists saved your mom's life (for now), Karrins.

[DarrinS]

A lot of old people I talk to are more afraid of long-term restrictions than the virus.

[Winehole23]

A lot of old people I talk to are more afraid of long-term restrictions than the virus.what long term restrictions?

like being under a travel ban because we're a COVID hole?

[DarrinS]

Sounds like the weather terrorists saved your mom's life (for now), Karrins.

Once she gets the vaccine, she won't be able to have any more children, but her 5G bandwidth will be awesome.

[Spurtacular]

Once she gets the vaccine, she won't be able to have any more children, but her 5G bandwidth will be awesome.

Don't take it personal. I'm a fan of Darwinism.

[baseline bum]

where are the mass vaccination drive-throughs we were promised?

The Alamodome does them. My uncle and aunt got their vaccinations drive through at the Dome.

[ElNono]

Once she gets the vaccine, she won't be able to have any more children, but her 5G bandwidth will be awesome.

:lol

[LaSíSí]

Don't take it personal. I'm a fan of Darwinism.

:lol

[ElNono]

derp lashing out with his alts :lol

[Winehole23]

Delco Center was slammed, but the line went quickly once they got going. There were maybe 500-700 people in line ahead of me at my appointment time. Took ~45 minutes after that to see the vaccine doc, who was great. Got the Moderna shot.

The post-vaccine supervision was the only surprise, I walked in expecting 15 minutes of supervision, but we were told we could leave after 5 minutes if we felt ok and were comfortable leaving. So I left after six or seven minutes.

No discomfort or ill feeling so far. I maybe feel a little bit drowsy.

[Winehole23]

(and now that I think of it, a dull ache in my left arm)

[Spurtacular]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/067/053/287/original/73a3f4cfa3bd0139.jpeg

[ChumpDumper]

Still haven't got an appointment for my mom. Thought we had one, then the winter storm screwed that up.Did you tell them your ZIP code?

[leemajors]

I signed up through UT and am getting vaccinated March 8

[Spurtacular]

Again, Chumpettes, don't just lie about it. Get vaccinated.

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/067/638/684/original/0a0721785bf76738.jpeg

[Winehole23]

derp peddles fake news, looks like this is too.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/from-israel-with-hope-best-data-yet-suggests-vaccines-will-empty-covid-wards/
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2021/03/coronavirus-claims-pfizer-s-vaccine-is-more-dangerous-than-covid-19-itself-debunked.html

[pgardn]

Don't take it personal. I'm a fan of Darwinism.

explain this derp?

You won’t.

[hater]

Looks like we gonna have to redo this check in sheet every 6 months :lol

[DarrinS]

My mom just got first shot. Very organized system at the Alamodome. They must be cranking out several thousand per day.

[SpursforSix]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/067/053/287/original/73a3f4cfa3bd0139.jpeg
I started a thread about this the other day. My wife's aunt got her first shot and later that day, she had a stroke.
She likely had a pre-exisiting aneurysm that started leaking. The condition also runs in her family.

I'd advise anyone with a family history of aneurysm/strokes to get an MRI before getting the vaccination.

[Winehole23]

I started a thread about this the other day. My wife's aunt got her first shot and later that day, she had a stroke.
She likely had a pre-exisiting aneurysm that started leaking. The condition also runs in her family.

I'd advise anyone with a family history of aneurysm/strokes to get an MRI before getting the vaccination.I'm sorry for y'all's loss.

[SpursforSix]

I'm sorry for y'all's loss.

whoops...didn't mean to imply she died. She's doing ok. Has a fairly long road ahead but should make a decent recovery. She realized something was wrong and drove herself to the hospital and they came and got her out of her car. So definitely not a "massive" stroke.

Other than her immediate family, no one has been able to see her so everything is third party. But her speech is relatively fine. She keeps having brain spasms but they've slowed in frequency and intensity. I don't know what the full prognosis is but I'm guessing it's fairly optimistic if she gets out of this initial phase. Thanks.

[Trill Clinton]

Just got my 1st shot today.

[koriwhat]

F a vaccine!

[koriwhat]

Just got my 1st shot today.

Welcome to Tuskegee 2.0 bro!

[pgardn]

My mom just got first shot. Very organized system at the Alamodome. They must be cranking out several thousand per day.

Good news!
Gotta be a relief.
My grandad cant get them. There is some prior evidence he reacts badly.
My father is checking back with his doctor to see if the prior vaccine was really consequential, way long ago timewise so we are holding out some hope.

[DarrinS]

My mom just got first shot. Very organized system at the Alamodome. They must be cranking out several thousand per day.


I think the vaccine used to be administered inside the dome. You never have to get out of your vehicle. Bring ID and be prepared to fill out 3-4 pages of paperwork. You can fill this out as you're being assigned a queue. Shot was administered by SAFD personnel. They write time of shot on your windshield. You are put in final queue to check any allergic reaction. Total time in and out < 30 min. Original website instructions said to go to lot A. Do not do that. Keep driving around back to lot B or C. There are plenty of workers to direct you.

Hope this is helpful.

[DarrinS]

Good news!
Gotta be a relief.
My grandad cant get them. There is some prior evidence he reacts badly.
My father is checking back with his doctor to see if the prior vaccine was really consequential, way long ago timewise so we are holding out some hope.


If there's some negative reaction, they can deal with it quickly. That's why they don't let you drive away in less than 15 min.

[DarrinS]

Welcome to Tuskegee 2.0 bro!

Nope

[pgardn]

If there's some negative reaction, they can deal with it quickly. That's why they don't let you drive away in less than 15 min.

Yep.

But the one doctor thinks he might react badly.
Kind of in a bind.

[Spurtacular]

Yep.

But the one doctor thinks he might react badly.
Kind of in a bind.

Yea, totally safe, Karrins.

[pgardn]

Yea, totally safe, Karrins.

Your are a fkn clown.
There are some people that cant handle any vaccines.
There are some people who have no enzyme to break down cholesterol.
There are some people who have blood cells that change shape and sickle up in low O2 situations.

There are some people who are born without a head... got it derp?

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao derp, hater and kori scared

[Spurtacular]

:lmao derp, hater and kori scared

Attention whore wants some attention.

[ChumpDumper]

Attention whore wants some attention.Your daddy feels like making you fold.

Are you going to take the vaccine?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

Your daddy feels like making you fold.

Are you going to take the vaccine?

Yes or no.

Attention whore still mad he got called out on his daddy issues too.

[ChumpDumper]

:cryAre you going to take the vaccine?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

Again Chumpettes, not to dissuade you from getting the vaccine.
Don't just lie about it; get vaccinated.


https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/067/811/449/original/11eed44d00a122fe.png

[pgardn]

Again Chumpettes, not to dissuade you from getting the vaccine.
Don't just lie about it; get vaccinated.


https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/067/811/449/original/11eed44d00a122fe.png

1. You dont know it was from the virus and with the shit you get from your sites its probably another lie.

2. You are doing a diservice to the people who actually cant get any vaccines. They need others to be vaccinated around them.

3. If this is a case, please give me the % of people in the US with a population of over 330 million people who cant get vaccinated.

You are a derp, and thats all you are.
Your derpage is a horrible disorder that I hope is not transmissible.

[baseline bum]

My mom just got first shot. Very organized system at the Alamodome. They must be cranking out several thousand per day.

Glad to hear. Hope it's not hitting her too hard.

[DarrinS]

Glad to hear. Hope it's not hitting her too hard.

Slightly tender shoulder. She said flu shot is worse. I'm just relieved she finally got ANY vaccine.

[American Citizen]

1. You dont know it was from the virus and with the shit you get from your sites its probably another lie.

2. You are doing a diservice to the people who actually cant get any vaccines. They need others to be vaccinated around them.

3. If this is a case, please give me the % of people in the US with a population of over 330 million people who cant get vaccinated.

You are a derp, and thats all you are.
Your derpage is a horrible disorder that I hope is not transmissible.

Good outrage; don't be dissuaded! :tu

[DarrinS]

Good outrage; don't be dissuaded! :tu

You should get a hobby, derp. Perhaps, learn a musical instrument.

[Spurtacular]

Get your vaccinations, Chumpettes. Make the world a better place. (https://www.theepochtimes.com/adverse-incident-reports-show-966-deaths-following-vaccination-for-covid-19_3723384.html?utm_source=newsnoe&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=breaking-2021-03-06-4)

[ChumpDumper]

Get your vaccinations, Chumpettes. Make the world a better place. (https://www.theepochtimes.com/adverse-incident-reports-show-966-deaths-following-vaccination-for-covid-19_3723384.html?utm_source=newsnoe&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=breaking-2021-03-06-4)Are you getting your vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[DarrinS]

Get your vaccinations, Chumpettes. Make the world a better place. (https://www.theepochtimes.com/adverse-incident-reports-show-966-deaths-following-vaccination-for-covid-19_3723384.html?utm_source=newsnoe&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=breaking-2021-03-06-4)

People should get them. They're safe and effective.

[Spurtacular]

People should get them. They're safe and effective.

You're free to believe what you want. I've posted info that says otherwise.

[ChumpDumper]

You're free to believe what you want. I've posted info that says otherwise.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[Winehole23]

You're free to believe what you want. I've posted info that says otherwise.My symptoms were like DarrinS's mom. My arm got a little sore.

[Spurtacular]

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

Stop humping my leg, faggot.

[ChumpDumper]

Stop humping my leg, faggot.Stop getting so upset.

Just answer the question with a yes or no and I'll never ask you again.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

My symptoms were like DarrinS's mom. My arm got a little sore.

And that's the short term. Nobody knows about the long term effects.

[Spurtacular]

Just answer the question with a yes or no and I'll never ask you again.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

You hump my leg while being calling me by your name derp and expect something to come from it.

Gawd you're dumb, derp.

[ChumpDumper]

You hump my leg while being calling me by your name derp and expect something to come from it.

Gawd you're dumb, derp.Stop getting so upset about being called derp.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

Stop getting so upset about being called derp.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

You've been told to stop humping my leg, faggot.

Why you still going at it?

[ChumpDumper]

You've been told to stop humping my leg, faggot.

Why you still going at it?It's fun watching you get upset at being called derp, derp.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[DarrinS]

And that's the short term. Nobody knows about the long term effects.

You start getting incredible 5g reception in the inner ear.

[Winehole23]

And that's the short term. Nobody knows about the long term effects.If I survive until the long term, that's a win.

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao derp is terrified of the vaccines

[Spurtacular]

It's fun watching you get upset at being called derp, derp.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

That's not good justification for being a faggot, tbh.

[ChumpDumper]

That's not good justification for being a faggot, tbh.:lol you're fuming.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

:lol you're fuming.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

No. But I've told you stop being a faggot and humping my leg; but you have no social grace and can't stop.

[ChumpDumper]

No. But I've told you stop being a faggot and humping my leg; but you have no social grace and can't stop.Then just answer the question yes or no.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

Then just answer the question yes or no.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

You think you should be rewarded for your leg humping.

You're pretty fucked in the head.

[ChumpDumper]

You think you should be rewarded for your leg humping.

You're pretty fucked in the head.It's a discussion board, derp

And it's your vaccination thread.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[DarrinS]

If you don't want a vaccine, don't take one.

[Winehole23]

If you don't want a vaccine, don't take one.Yeah, bUthOwDoWegEtHeRdImMuNiTy

[DarrinS]

Yeah, bUthOwDoWegEtHeRdImMuNiTy

Free riders benefit from herd immunity too.

[Spurtacular]

It's a discussion board

And you think that makes it alright to leg hump to no end?

[ChumpDumper]

And you think that makes it alright to leg hump to no end?All you have to do is answer with a yes or no.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

All you have to do is answer with a yes or no.

So if someone doesn't answer your question then it's all systems go for leg humping to no end?

[Spurtacular]

If you don't want a vaccine, don't take one.

Agreed. But not all Chumpettes see it that way. At least they won't when their orders are cut.

[ChumpDumper]

So if someone doesn't answer your question then it's all systems go for leg humping to no end?If one keeps melting down at the thought of answering a yes or no question, I will often keep asking that question.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[ChumpDumper]

Agreed. But not all Chumpettes see it that way. At least they won't when their orders are cut.Name one who has said people should be forced to take the COVID vaccine.

[Ef-man]

All you have to do is answer with a yes or no.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

Derp will certainly take the Biden stimulus money for sure.

His conservative integrity is not that confident, much like is sexuality.

[Spurtacular]

If one keeps melting down at the thought of answering a yes or no question, I will often keep asking that question.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

How is ignoring you going to be called melting down?

Your justification for being a twerp is utterly convenient.

[ChumpDumper]

How is ignoring you going to be called melting down?:lol you're not ignoring me at all.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

Name one who has said people should be forced to take the COVID vaccine.

So, are you arguing that no Chumpette believes covid vaccinations should be mandatory?

[ChumpDumper]

So, are you arguing that no Chumpette believes covid vaccinations shouldn't be mandatory?You didn't name any, derp.

Name one.

[Spurtacular]

:lol you're not ignoring me at all.

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

I've ignored this question well over a hundred times.

And I've ignored other questions over a hundred times.

It's pretty convenient to categorize people ignoring your leg humping as meltdowns.

[Spurtacular]

You didn't name any, derp.

Name one.

Because you're just looking for a tiny w.

You can have it.

[ChumpDumper]

I've ignored this question well over a hundred times.

And I've ignored other questions over a hundred times.

It's pretty convenient to categorize people ignoring your leg humping as meltdowns.:lol you're not ignoring me.

You're voting present in your own poll thread.:lmao

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

Because you're just looking for a tiny w.

You can have it.You were caught in a lie again.

Take the L.

[Spurtacular]

You were caught in a lie again.

Take the L.

I think there are chumpettes here who have argued it would be irresponsible to not be vaccinated.

And I postulated that you would be for forced vaccinations whenever your overlords declare that that is the way.

What of that do you have a problem with?

[Spurtacular]

:lol you're not ignoring me.


So you can hump someone's leg all you want. If they say nothing, then you're good.
If they eventually say something, then you're good too.
Moar convenience for you.

[ChumpDumper]

I think there are chumpettes here who have argued it would be irresponsible to not be vaccinated.That isn't what we were talking about.

:lmao you're trying to change your terms after you surrendered.

Too late, derp.

[ChumpDumper]

So you can hump someone's leg all you want. If they say nothing, then you're good.
If they eventually say something, then you're good too.
Moar convenience for you.:lmao you're still responding and not ignoring me at all

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

That isn't what we were talking about.

:lmao you're trying to change your terms after you surrendered.

Too late, derp.

I know what you were trying to do, and I already conceded the tiny w to you.

Now respond to this or fold.


So you can hump someone's leg all you want. If they say nothing, then you're good.
If they eventually say something, then you're good too.
Moar convenience for you.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao you're still responding and not ignoring me at all

Are you going to take your COVID vaccination, derp?

Yes or no.

You're still leg humping. Without making it about me, why do you think this behavior is okay?

[ChumpDumper]

I know what you were trying to do, and I already conceded the tiny w to you.So why are you trying to relitigate after folding?


Now respond to this or fold.I'm good no matter what.

I'm not afraid of discussion, derp.

You are.

[DarrinS]

You two should get a room.

What a waste of time.

[Winehole23]

Free riders benefit from herd immunity too.if 40% of Americans refuse vaccination, we do not reach probable herd immunity levels.

[ChumpDumper]

You two should get a room.

What a waste of time.Meh, I'm catching up on game shows. This is an easy pastime.

[Spurtacular]

So why are you trying to relitigate after folding?

I'm good no matter what.

I'm not afraid of discussion, derp.

You are.

A non-response response.

You fold.

[DarrinS]

if 40% of Americans refuse vaccination, we do not reach probable herd immunity levels.

You have to factor in the previous infections, which are vastly underestimated.

[ChumpDumper]

A non-response response.

You fold.:lol of course it's a response.

You're desperate for a tiny w.

[Winehole23]

You have to factor in the previous infections, which are vastly underestimated.Uh huh, how did that work out in Manaus?

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(21)00183-5/fulltext

[Spurtacular]

:lol of course it's a response.

You're desperate for a tiny w.

Well I got it regardless of your opinion.

Are you for mandatory COVID vaccinations?

Yes or no.

[ChumpDumper]

Well I got it regardless of your opinion.:lmao you're so derpsperate


Are you for mandatory COVID vaccinations?

Yes or no.No.

Are you going to get a COVID vaccine?

Yes or no.

[DarrinS]

Uh huh, how did that work out in Manaus?

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(21)00183-5/fulltext


They overestimated their numbers. Falling like a rock now (because Ivermectin).

[Winehole23]

They overestimated their numbers. Falling like a rock now (because Ivermectin).ok, man

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20210127-as-covid-death-rate-soars-race-to-dig-graves-in-brazil-s-manaus