RIP? Tiger Woods

[SpursforSix]

I don't know. Jaws of life involved pulling him out.

[Thread]

I don't know. Jaws of life involved pulling him out.

DUI?

[SpursforSix]

DUI?

Yes, most likely. Or crack. Or he was fleeing the scene of a robbery.

[Blake]

Sounds like he sliced it badly

[Reck]

Multiple leg injuries. Goodbye legs....maybe.

[GAustex]

Dude just had back surgery
Not good to get in a wreck soon after and one so bad it ruins your legs.RIP

[Darth_Pelican]

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[SpursforSix]

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Landed squarely in the rough.

[SpursforSix]

1:19 PM PT -- TMZ has learned ... Tiger was staying at a hotel where a major network television show was being shot. Production sources tell TMZ, when the director arrived just before 7 AM, Tiger was driving his SUV very fast as he was leaving the property and almost hit the director's car. The director was shaken enough to tell production staff about it after he parked.

[Spurtacular]

How does this dude not understand to hire a driver?

[GAustex]

It seems or maybe I wonder that we have seen the last of Woods in competition

[Thread]

It seems or maybe I wonder that we have seen the last of Woods in competition

I'm certain Nicklaus will sleep much better tonight.

[GAustex]

Slamming Sammy Snead is still tied too

[Spurtacular]

I'm certain Nicklaus will sleep much better tonight.

Most are; but I don't think he's that shallow.

[Thread]

Most are; but I don't think he's that shallow.

Not in public, but deep in the night after the missus falls asleep and he's laying there. C'mon, Spurts, please.

[GAustex]

Reports of reckless impatient driving. Will star studded transgressions be ignored?

[SpursforSix]

Reports of reckless impatient driving. Will star studded transgressions be ignored?

Seems like he’s paying the price if that was the case.

[Reck]

Seems like he’s paying the price if that was the case.

Shattered ankles and a compound fracture. he skates free.

Now they're probably going to come down on him hard.

[Spurtacular]

Not in public, but deep in the night after the missus falls asleep and he's laying there. C'mon, Spurts, please.

Could go either way.

Might depend on whether he thinks the dude is a total prick or not, too.

[Biernutz]

He crashed head on so hard the dash crushed down on to his legs. Had to use the jaws of life to free him.
did you see all the air bags deployed.

[Blake]

Reports of reckless impatient driving. Will star studded transgressions be ignored?

Eh, maybe a misdemeanor ticket at worst.

[Thread]

Eh, maybe a misdemeanor ticket at worst.

Yep, with a wink and a nod.

[Thread]

Could go either way.

Might depend on whether he thinks the dude is a total prick or not, too.

Nobody wants their record broken regardless of how much they protest to the contrary.

[Mitch]

Nobody wants their record broken regardless of how much they protest to the contrary.

Old man Montana must be rolling in his bed every February, eh cub?

[Robz4000]

Nobody wants their record broken regardless of how much they protest to the contrary.


Gotta agree with this, albeit I bet he wishes it wouldn't be preserved in this way.

[Thread]

Gotta agree with this, albeit I bet he wishes it wouldn't be preserved in this way.

He'll take it's preservation any way he can get it. It's human nature. He has something dear and somebody is trying to take it away from him and he is powerless to stop it. His only regret is walking away...

"Why, why the fuck did I quit, I coulda squeezed out a few more without even straining? Well, how the fuck did you know a cat like Woods would show up? You didn't know, that's the fuckin' point!"

A lesson there, for sure,,,as Walken forewarns Hopper (True Romance)..."that's as good as it's gonna get and it won't get that good again."

[Thread]

Old man Montana must be rolling in his bed every February, eh cub?

It's incredible how many end up rolling in their bed, lamenting the quit.

[Blake]

Yep, with a wink and a nod.

What else would there be

[Thread]

Woods was another shit to President Trump. I thought he might stand tall, but he ducked down, just shy of sitting, and spoke some fucking gibberish mixed with nonsense, the weak shit.

[RD2191]

Fuck Woods, dude is a certified piece of shit. SUV should've burst into flames.

[Spurtacular]

Nobody wants their record broken regardless of how much they protest to the contrary.

I think a good number of people step away and don't worry about records. But JN could be getting more endorsements now and be happy about that.

[SpursforSix]

Shattered ankles and a compound fracture. he skates free.

Now they're probably going to come down on him hard.

I'm not a Tiger fan but I'm not sure what he did wrong other than being a shitty driver. Nothing to come down on imo. Unless they determine he was on drugs or something. But that doesn't seem to be the case right now.

[Trill Clinton]

Am I missing something? Was there a dead stripper in the trunk? IDK why this accident is getting the attention it is.

[SpursforSix]

Am I missing something? Was there a dead stripper in the trunk? IDK why this accident is getting the attention it is.

Are you serious? Maybe the greatest golfer of all time and one of the most visible athletes in the world wrecks his car and maybe done with golf for his life?

[GAustex]

Second greatest

[Spurtacular]

Am I missing something? Was there a dead stripper in the trunk? IDK why this accident is getting the attention it is.

Cos he was driving like a mad man and he has a history.

[Spurtacular]

Yea, this may effectively be the end of his competitive career.

Tiger Woods Rod, Screws and Pins to Repair Badly Damaged Leg (https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/23/tiger-woods-doctors-ucla-injuries-shattered-leg-ankle-rod-pins-car-crash/)

[GAustex]

Allegedly driving like a madman

[FrostKing]

Who?

Jk. My Mexican coworker had interesting reaction
"Fuck him. He had everything. Even Scandinavian model moved to be with him and it wasn't good enough".

Tiger was forgiven and even celebrated by society. Will be interesting how this now plays out. Scrutiny on his personal life is back on.

[GAustex]

He got in his own way in so many ways.

[Trill Clinton]

Are you serious? Maybe the greatest golfer of all time and one of the most visible athletes in the world wrecks his car and maybe done with golf for his life?


People get into wrecks every day https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/yeshrug.png


I glad he's safe and no one else was seriously hurt.

[Xevious]

This isn't his first wreck. And he's already had multiple surgeries on his back and knees. He should consider himself lucky, hire a fucking driver, and retire with his hundreds of millions.

[SpursforSix]

People get into wrecks every day https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/yeshrug.png




Sure...but there are tons of rapists that die every day, but for some reason, the world had to stop and mourn when it was Kobe.

[Trill Clinton]

Sure...but there are tons of rapists that die every day, but for some reason, the world had to stop and mourn when it was Kobe.

Kobe wasn't convicted of rape. RIP Kobe and Gigi.

[SpursforSix]

Kobe wasn't convicted of rape. RIP Kobe and Gigi.

Applebee's wasn't convicted of serving shitty food but we all know it's true.

[FrostKing]

This isn't his first wreck. And he's already had multiple surgeries on his back and knees. He should consider himself lucky, hire a fucking driver, and retire with his hundreds of millions.
Speed was probably his replacement for sexoholicism. Expect Tiger to now explode into obesity.

[SpursforSix]

Speed was probably his replacement for sexholicism. Expect Tiger to explode into obesity.

Bend over, I'll fucking explode into obesity.

[Spurtacular]

Speed was probably his replacement for sexoholicism.

If it is, he picked pretty retarded place and vehicle (SUV). These are like blind turns with 5-35 MPH speed limits.

[Trill Clinton]

Applebee's wasn't convicted of serving shitty food but we all know it's true.

I think Kobe ran into an opportunist tbh. I don't want to take the thread off topic tho.

[Robz4000]

Bend over, I'll fucking explode into obesity.


:lmao

[DMC]

He doesn't drive as well as he used to. He should putter around more. Looks like he got off the fairway a bit. He's got a dogleg left.

[lefty]

Speed was probably his replacement for sexoholicism. Expect Tiger to now explode into obesity.
Applebee’s on 42nd in Manhattan isn’t too bad tbh, although i went there only once

[FrostKing]

So Tiger plowed thru a sign, jumped a median and crossed the street and rolled his car down the hill all without braking or changing his line of direction the black box shows. Tiger asleep at the wheel at 7:00AM. Ambien a hell of a drug

[DMC]

He could transition and dominate the women's golf circuit even on crutches.

[Spurtacular]

So Tiger plowed thru a sign, jumped a median and crossed the street and rolled his car down the hill all without braking or changing his line of direction the black box shows. Tiger asleep at the wheel at 7:00AM. Ambien a hell of a drug

No charges.

Dat two-tiered justice system.

[Spurtacular]

He could transition and dominate the women's golf circuit even on crutches.

Saw something a while back about too many North Koreans on the LPGA. They did some sort of rule that I cannot remember to limit their ability to join tournaments cos they were like half the ranks and nobody wanted to watch them. People don't want to watch women in little boy bodies.

[GAustex]

South not North

[Spurtacular]

84-87 MPH in a 45 with no breaking.
Police are calling it inadvertent acceleration.
They apparently did not (officially) investigate cel phone use or drunkenness either.

Tiger Woods’ Car Crashed Determined to Be a Result of Driving Over 80 Miles Per Hour (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/tiger-woods-car-crashed-determined-to-be-a-result-of-driving-over-80-miles-per-hour/vi-BB1fpyEf?ocid=msedgntp)

[Millennial_Messiah]

84-87 MPH in a 45 with no breaking.
Police are calling it inadvertent acceleration.
They apparently did not (officially) investigate cel phone use or drunkenness either.

Tiger Woods’ Car Crashed Determined to Be a Result of Driving Over 80 Miles Per Hour (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/tiger-woods-car-crashed-determined-to-be-a-result-of-driving-over-80-miles-per-hour/vi-BB1fpyEf?ocid=msedgntp)

reckless driving. Never want to pile crime up on the injured, especially when they didn't hurt anyone else but themselves, but damn that is reckless.

I'm just imagining what if I was going 80-something that time I hit the deer in the twisty winding west PA roads last October southeast of Pittsburgh. I was actually going about 30-35 and the auto braking system slowed me to even slower than that, and the deer still fucked up my front bumper, fender and headlight. Imagine what would have happened to me if I was actually speeding?

[Spurtacular]

reckless driving. Never want to pile crime up on the injured, especially when they didn't hurt anyone else but themselves, but damn that is reckless.

I'm just imagining what if I was going 80-something that time I hit the deer in the twisty winding west PA roads last October southeast of Pittsburgh. I was actually going about 30-35 and the auto braking system slowed me to even slower than that, and the deer still fucked up my front bumper, fender and headlight. Imagine what would have happened to me if I was actually speeding?

1. He has a history.
2. Not pressing charges and not investigating are two different things.
3. The excuse is clearly false.

It's a two-tier system. Lives were risked for this asshole regardless of whether anyone died.
Frankly, would that he ought to have killed himself (and I don't say that lightly).
He's learned he can get away with it and is a serious threat to lives.

[pgardn]

Saw something a while back about too many North Koreans on the LPGA. They did some sort of rule that I cannot remember to limit their ability to join tournaments cos they were like half the ranks and nobody wanted to watch them. People don't want to watch women in little boy bodies.

Yeah.

Women are just swarming in from North Korea to play golf on the LPGA.
fckn dolt... Most of the women in North Korea are half starved and they can just walk out like anybody in that country can.

[Spurtacular]

Yeah.

Women are just swarming in from North Korea to play golf on the LPGA.
fckn dolt... Most of the women in North Korea are half starved and they can just walk out like anybody in that country can.

:cry But CNN told me some sh** :cry

I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings, cuck garden. But that's how it went down. Par.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Applebee’s on 42nd in Manhattan isn’t too bad tbh, although i went there only once

lol at being in midtown fucking manhattan and eating at a fucking chain restaurant. Even the 99 cent pizza place is more worth it if you're in NYC than that. or the $3.50 lamb veggies and rice combo from the muslim street vendors.

[Millennial_Messiah]

He doesn't drive as well as he used to. He should putter around more. Looks like he got off the fairway a bit. He's got a dogleg left.

2/10

[Spurtacular]

lol at being in midtown fucking manhattan and eating at a fucking chain restaurant. Even the 99 cent pizza place is more worth it if you're in NYC than that. or the $3.50 lamb veggies and rice combo from the muslim street vendors.

Almost nothing I saw in Manhattan was cheap; in fact, sh** was astronomically priced. But I'm sure there's stuff for the people who know where to go.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Almost nothing I saw in Manhattan was cheap; in fact, sh** was astronomically priced. But I'm sure there's stuff for the people who know where to go.

you probably just took the subs and taxis and was insulated instead of actually walking the streets.

now, that was 2018, when the streets of NYC were safe. post george floyd crap, not so much.

[Spurtacular]

you probably just took the subs and taxis and was insulated instead of actually walking the streets.

now, that was 2018, when the streets of NYC were safe. post george floyd crap, not so much.

No. I took subway and covered a lot of ground. But like I say, there's probably stuff I just didn't catch.

[Millennial_Messiah]

No. I took subway and covered a lot of ground. But like I say, there's probably stuff I just didn't catch.

You've got to walk the streets tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Although not sure if the streets are safe anymore, even in Midtown or Downtown.

[Spurtacular]

You've got to walk the streets tbh.

I walked a lot of the streets; that's what (most) tourists do in Manhattan. :lol

[lefty]

NY is overrated as fuck

[Spurtacular]

NY is overrated as fuck

To visit, I liked it more than Boston. But Boston seemed like where I'd want to live of the two.