Lady Gaga's Dog Walker Blasted

[Spurtacular]

Bitch will pay the attempted murder half a mil for her dogs back, no questions asked.


A source close to LadyGaga said the singer was urging anyone who has the dogs to contact [email protected] to return her pets and claim the reward, no questions asked.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lady-gaga-dogs-stolen-biden-inauguration-b1807836.html

[ElNono]

Great bait, tbh... captors probably shooting each other right now to go claim the reward.

[pgardn]

That money could have gone towards finding the Democrats who kidnap and eat kids...

what in the world? Dogs? when kids are being dined on?
Dammit where the hell is that lady representative who is the breath of fresh air, shes got money.
Major Taylor Workout Greene, where the hell are you?

[MultiTroll]

No money offered for info on who shot the dog walker?

Is this going to be some shitty movie a year from now?

[GAustex]

That money could have gone towards finding the Democrats who kidnap and eat kids...

what in the world? Dogs? when kids are being dined on?
Dammit where the hell is that lady representative who is the breath of fresh air, shes got money.
Major Taylor Workout Greene, where the hell are you?
This reads like a drunk text
We’re you drunk?

[Spurtacular]

This reads like a drunk text
We’re you drunk?

Much more coherent than many of his posts.

One of my earliest encounters with him. He was probably pretty wasted in this thread: https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=271700&highlight=plane+congresswoman

[Bender]

The woman that “found” them and got the reward, is with her two friends now splitting the dough.

[MultiTroll]

"No questions asked" my ass.

The woman reportedly noticed the dog from the media's coverage of the incident. She utilized the email address the pop star provided in her public plea on Friday. The woman then was advised to bring the dogs to the police, the report claims.

Woman not believed to be in on the crime. Wonder if GooGoo will give her the 500K.

[American Citizen]

This reads like a drunk text
We’re you drunk?


Much more coherent than many of his posts.

One of my earliest encounters with him. He was probably pretty wasted in this thread: https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=271700&highlight=plane+congresswoman


Am I even supposed to make sense of this rambling rant (not your first one either)?


No you are not supposed to.

:lol

[pgardn]

This reads like a drunk text
We’re you drunk?

Just worried derp is upset about dogs when his QAnon is hot on the trail of Democrats kidnapping and eating kids.
Its all detective work, you into this stuff like derp?

[GAustex]

Just worried derp is upset about dogs when his QAnon is hot on the trail of Democrats kidnapping and eating kids.
Its all detective work, you into this stuff like derp?
What chu talking about?
That’s ok I’m not in on the joke an don’t care. I just didn’t and still don’t understand what you wrote.
Sound like you were drunk writing
It all good I guess

[Spurtacular]

What chu talking about?
That’s ok I’m not in on the joke an don’t care. I just didn’t and still don’t understand what you wrote.
Sound like you were drunk writing
It all good I guess

There is no joke. He's just unhinged. He takes this stuff very personally.

[koriwhat]

F her and her dumbass dogs too!

[GAustex]

Frenchies are cool dogs. They are funny.

[pgardn]

There is no joke. He's just unhinged. He takes this stuff very personally.

I take it personally...

You post batshit crazy threads and the mods take them down and you cry?
But I take it personally...
Ok derp, ok...

[pgardn]

What chu talking about?
That’s ok I’m not in on the joke an don’t care. I just didn’t and still don’t understand what you wrote.
Sound like you were drunk writing
It all good I guess

Derp's language.
Trying to communicate.

So here it how it goes. Derp is lambasting Lady Gaga going GAGA over a dog, while at the same time posting stuff coming from sites that believe Democrats are slaying and eating kids... ? I find this strange. You dont. The end.

[Spurtacular]

I take it personally...

You post batshit crazy threads and the mods take them down and you cry?
But I take it personally...
Ok derp, ok...

What do you think has been taken down?

[pgardn]

What do you think has been taken down?

Your lamest threads.
Have you ever had any thread taken down?

[Spurtacular]

Your lamest threads.
Have you ever had any thread taken down?

So, you were just talking out of your ass as usual.
One was taken down is all; and that was based on a technical cry from a narc; not because neck beards like you are getting your feelings hurt.

[DMC]

This reads like a drunk text
We’re you drunk?

All his shit reads like that. He's not with it. Watch out though, he'll start ciphering some science shit he read on some forum.

He has broken thoughts and seems to believe that just flinging out half thoughts in iambic pentameter is prose.

[Spurtacular]

All his shit reads like that. He's not with it. Watch out though, he'll start ciphering some science shit he read on some forum.

He has broken thoughts and seems to believe that just flinging out half thoughts in iambic pentameter is prose.

I believe he's quite possibly a scientist of sorts. He can work well enough within parameters that don't hurt his feelings.
But yea, he's quite the fool outside of that realm.

[pgardn]

So, you were just talking out of your ass as usual.
One was taken down is all; and that was based on a technical cry from a narc; not because neck beards like you are getting your feelings hurt.

So you did. And then imply I am lying? Seriously...
And You dont hurt my feelings.
But if you feel like you do, go with it.

[pgardn]

All his shit reads like that. He's not with it. Watch out though, he'll start ciphering some science shit he read on some forum.

He has broken thoughts and seems to believe that just flinging out half thoughts in iambic pentameter is prose.

Ahwww...

DMC got his feelings hurt and wants to gather the buddies.
Prose, iambic pentameter... Mrs. Crutchfield enters the room because the kids snatched her pride... So sorry.

[pgardn]

I believe he's quite possibly a scientist of sorts. He can work well enough within parameters that don't hurt his feelings.
But yea, he's quite the fool outside of that realm.

DMC has you on ignore.
So he says.
Dont worry though, he loves your stuff.

[Spurtacular]

So you did. And then imply I am lying? Seriously...
And You dont hurt my feelings.
But if you feel like you do, go with it.

I didn't imply anything.
I stated it outright that you were talking out of your ass and then you confirmed it.

[Spurtacular]

Ahwww...

DMC got his feelings hurt and wants to gather the buddies.
Prose, iambic pentameter... Mrs. Crutchfield enters the room because the kids snatched her pride... So sorry.

Who are DMC's buddies?

[Spurtacular]

Ahwww...

DMC got his feelings hurt and wants to gather the buddies.
Prose, iambic pentameter... Mrs. Crutchfield enters the room because the kids snatched her pride... So sorry.

Who are DMC's buddies?

[pgardn]

Who are DMC's buddies?


You are right.
Hes got you on ignore. He says.

I think he can be your friend. Ask him.
And if hes got you as a friend, is there a Qanon sign up list for you guys?
So much common to be shared yeah?

[pgardn]

I didn't imply anything.
I stated it outright that you were talking out of your ass and then you confirmed it.

You got a thread taken down because of a "technicality" from a narc and I asked you if you got a thread taken down and you said yes?
But it was a technicality so it does not count?

And I am talking out of my ass...

[pgardn]

Oh the technicality was it was turned in by a narc and it was not lame?

get it together derp, watcha got?

[Spurtacular]

You got a thread taken down because of a "technicality" from a narc and I asked you if you got a thread taken down and you said yes?
But it was a technicality so it does not count?

And I am talking out of my ass...

You talked about multiple threads being taken down because I'm so awful.
I explained how you're wrong, and that hurts your feelings.

[Spurtacular]

You are right.
Hes got you on ignore. He says.

I think he can be your friend. Ask him.
And if hes got you as a friend, is there a Qanon sign up list for you guys?
So much common to be shared yeah?

And this post is saying who all DMC's buddies are how?

[pgardn]

You talked about multiple threads being taken down because I'm so awful.
I explained how you're wrong, and that hurts your feelings.

oh so plural is the technicality. It was just one thread not threads
Man these technicalities... they get you every time huh derp?

[Spurtacular]

oh so plural is the technicality. It was just one thread not threads
Man these technicalities... they get you every time huh derp?

Your point was technically shit. Save face if you must.

[pgardn]

Your point was technically shit. Save face if you must.

The point is you start shit threads. And have been punished for it.
Just go big FONT and big IMAGE on me.

[Spurtacular]

The point is you start shit threads. And have been punished for it.

And that point is wrong. Try to keep up.

And not even just cos the technicality of plural. It's just flat out wrong.

Maybe you should ask Derp aka Chump why the thread was deleted instead of speaking on the matter ignorantly.

[ChumpDumper]

There is no joke. He's just unhinged. He takes this stuff very personally.:lol moar projection

[lefty]

Poor Cesar tbh