Trailer Trash
11-11-2005, 03:27 PM
http://www.eccentricamerica.com/redneck.htm
Come ye'all its gonna be fun. Plenty of vomitin, squatin, diggin.
We gonna dig a hole fill it wit mud and pile in my ole lady her 6 cisters, all the kusins and weez gonna see who gets pregant first.
Then weez goona gets all the women folk togeter and have us a contest to see who can fit the most lunch meat under the first roll of fat.
I'z so proud my lady won last year with 36 pounds of bolonga. She smelled like hotdogs on a gym floor for weeks but we gots to eat at denny's for free for winning. Also got a 29 doller gift certificate for Wall-marts we used it all on one of them fancy fotos that we gotten taken with Manny.
Nex yer gonna be even better with who can eat the most pennies and not crap'em out.
Come ye'all its gonna be fun. Plenty of vomitin, squatin, diggin.
We gonna dig a hole fill it wit mud and pile in my ole lady her 6 cisters, all the kusins and weez gonna see who gets pregant first.
Then weez goona gets all the women folk togeter and have us a contest to see who can fit the most lunch meat under the first roll of fat.
I'z so proud my lady won last year with 36 pounds of bolonga. She smelled like hotdogs on a gym floor for weeks but we gots to eat at denny's for free for winning. Also got a 29 doller gift certificate for Wall-marts we used it all on one of them fancy fotos that we gotten taken with Manny.
Nex yer gonna be even better with who can eat the most pennies and not crap'em out.