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Mark Celibate
05-13-2021, 08:36 AM
If not, I will commit suicide and post it live on spurstalk. I will hold a poll as well to let the users determine how I swiftly terminate my existence viably imo

lebomb
05-13-2021, 09:09 AM
If not, I will commit suicide and post it live on spurstalk. I will hold a poll as well to let the users determine how I swiftly terminate my existence viably imo

No need to wait, just kill yourself now. :smokin

Neo.
05-13-2021, 09:45 AM
corso!

Millennial_Messiah
05-13-2021, 11:04 AM
Don't do that, you're arguably the best user left on ST and certainly the most reasonable.

Millennial_Messiah
05-13-2021, 11:05 AM
All I want for spring xmas this year is to see the LA Losers get eliminated, whether it's in the play-in or in the playoffs.

I don't think Utah/Phoenix/Denver has enough playoff experience to beat the Nets/Sixers in the Finals. I think the Clippers, Mavs or Warriors would have a chance.

Dex
05-13-2021, 11:24 AM
Something about the Mavs being absolutely awful for so many years made SpursTalk not really feel like SpursTalk.

10 of 10, would read again

MultiTroll
05-13-2021, 11:31 AM
If not, I will commit suicide and post it live on spurstalk. I will hold a poll as well to let the users determine how I swiftly terminate my existence viably imo

Bookmarked.

Kim Jong-il
05-13-2021, 12:43 PM
North Texas? More like South Oklahoma i saaaaaiiiiiddddddd

Jules_Winnfield
05-13-2021, 01:04 PM
luka is on the team so anything is possible


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNFEcTqCnQI

horseshue
05-14-2021, 06:01 AM
If they dont have to play kings, than i think it's a safe bet.

Millennial_Messiah
05-14-2021, 11:13 AM
North Texas? More like South Oklahoma i saaaaaiiiiiddddddd

the 2015 and 2019 F3 tornadoes would agree

Mark Celibate
05-14-2021, 02:12 PM
Bookmarked.

'Bookmarked.' is where were at then intellectually huh? you seem like a really cool guy, i imagine that is the type of sentiment a lot of really interesting, intelligent men who are fundamentally happy and fulfilled in their lives find themselves expressing to strangers on the internet

MultiTroll
05-14-2021, 03:26 PM
This is where you're at.
https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=T35nFtwJGb4CSAhttps://sep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-88462588038071_2612_7882715507

Mark Celibate
05-14-2021, 08:35 PM
I was hoping for a Wiggum :cry

Spurtacular
05-15-2021, 12:29 AM
I will say that the west looks wide open. But I'm only casually following it.

koriwhat
05-15-2021, 03:38 PM
If not, I will commit suicide and post it live on spurstalk. I will hold a poll as well to let the users determine how I swiftly terminate my existence viably imo

No one cares either way about any of you Mavericks fans... Do us all a favor already, leave this SPURS forum or live stream already buddy!

Neo.
05-15-2021, 04:13 PM
No one cares either way about any of you Mavericks fans... Do us all a favor already, leave this SPURS forum or live stream already buddy!

ur still not being very nice, joey

koriwhat
05-15-2021, 04:18 PM
ur still not being very nice, joey

Lol... I'm nice irl and not so mean here on ST. I will never understand fans of other teams signing up on a Spurs forum and spending years here while cheering on another team not named Spurs. Fuck them all!

Mark Celibate
05-15-2021, 06:09 PM
Lol... I'm nice irl and not so mean here on ST. I will never understand fans of other teams signing up on a Spurs forum and spending years here while cheering on another team not named Spurs. Fuck them all!

:lol this forum is (well used to be) basically top-tier banter due to low moderation. I don’t think anyone has actually given a shit about trolling other posters about basketball fandom other than trying to rile up Kobe and Lebron fanbois. Yeah I know you got calf tats, yeah I know they are on your legs but lighten up buddy

koriwhat
05-15-2021, 06:16 PM
:lol this forum is (well used to be) basically top-tier banter due to low moderation. I don’t think anyone has actually given a shit about trolling other posters about basketball fandom other than trying to rile up Kobe and Lebron fanbois. Yeah I know you got calf tats, yeah I know they are on your legs but lighten up buddy

Lol MC... First post was sarcastic but my second post was nothing but truth. Lighten up buddy.

Neo.
05-15-2021, 08:40 PM
Lol MC... First post was sarcastic but my second post was nothing but truth. Lighten up buddy.

why so angry joey? its just an internet forum with a bunch of "fags" "nerds" and "losers". why do you care what we think or do?

koriwhat
05-15-2021, 08:50 PM
why so angry joey? its just an internet forum with a bunch of "fags" "nerds" and "losers". why do you care what we think or do?

:lol:tu

baseline bum
05-15-2021, 10:48 PM
Will it be livestreamed from Target?

Spurtacular
05-16-2021, 12:45 AM
https://www.vegasinsider.com/nba/odds/futures/

Currently (Odds on link subject to change): Mavericks +5000 (50-1) to win NBA title.

These are the three from the west I would bet if I were to bet:

Lakers +500
Clippers +500
Suns +1400

Millennial_Messiah
05-16-2021, 06:36 PM
Really hoping the Blazers pull it out tonight

Dirks_Finale
05-17-2021, 02:57 AM
https://www.vegasinsider.com/nba/odds/futures/

Currently (Odds on link subject to change): Mavericks +5000 (50-1) to win NBA title.

These are the three from the west I would bet if I were to bet:

Lakers +500
Clippers +500
Suns +1400

Lebron tweaked his injured ankle again. Does not look good for them.

I think fan capacity becomes an issue this postseason. Teams that will allow 50% capacity or greater:

- Utah 71%
- Charlotte 60%
- Milwaukee 50%

Utah vs Milwaukee in the Finals? Lowest rated Finals ever? Worse than the bubble :lol


The rest of the teams will be making Dr. Fauci happy.

Spurtacular
05-17-2021, 04:39 AM
Lebron tweaked his injured ankle again. Does not look good for them.

I think fan capacity becomes an issue this postseason. Teams that will allow 50% capacity or greater:

- Utah 71%
- Charlotte 60%
- Milwaukee 50%

Utah vs Milwaukee in the Finals? Lowest rated Finals ever? Worse than the bubble :lol


The rest of the teams will be making Dr. Fauci happy.

A Donovan Mitchell led team can go down in any round.
Lebron is taking scheduled rest. Him getting to the finals with ref help is down to a science come playoff time.
Clips have pieces and are a decent bet at 5-1 as well. Kawhi can def. take whoever out.
And Suns have a good mix of youth and vets. And the league is sympathetic towards getting a CP3 a ring.
CP3 hasn't slowed down much either. He's been frankly more like a player in his 20's the last few years in the playoffs.
Mr. Fauci can eat a dick.

MultiTroll
05-17-2021, 11:54 AM
Lebron is taking scheduled rest.
You know he's talking about a retweek occuring last night?

Millennial_Messiah
05-26-2021, 12:49 PM
Bump.

Up 2-0 @ LAC

horseshue
05-26-2021, 01:47 PM
2 down, 14 to go. :lol

American Citizen
05-29-2021, 09:48 PM
https://i.imgur.com/IqbgzTb.jpg

Spurtacular
05-29-2021, 10:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/IqbgzTb.jpg

LkrFan
05-30-2021, 09:31 PM
If not, I will commit suicide and post it live on spurstalk. I will hold a poll as well to let the users determine how I swiftly terminate my existence viably imo

I voted for strangulation :lol

DMC
05-30-2021, 09:33 PM
I vote OP should fuck whores until death.