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Jimcs50
11-13-2005, 11:11 AM
Shelly and her Hubby were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. Shelly got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but Shelly argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

Shelly, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. Since Shelly's husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So Shelly joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. Shelly went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. Shelly let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, Shelly slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

Shelly was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then Shelly asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" Shelly said with unashamed sarcasm. To which her husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
:oops


Here is her costume:

http://media1.break.com/content/halloween05.jpg



:)

samikeyp
11-13-2005, 11:27 AM
This is why Shelly rules. :)

Shelly
11-13-2005, 12:08 PM
Well, I WAS wearing pink hair on Halloween!

Suns Fan
11-13-2005, 12:10 PM
Well, I WAS wearing pink hair on Halloween!

what color was the hair on your head? :lmao

1369
11-13-2005, 12:11 PM
http://media1.break.com/content/halloween05.jpg


Damn Shelly, that whole "Body Solutions" workout blog is really paying off.

Suns Fan
11-13-2005, 12:27 PM
I had no Idea senor citizens still went out on Halloween :lmao

Jimcs50
11-13-2005, 12:43 PM
i thought you said she was wearing a mask?

She took it off for the picture.

Vashner
11-13-2005, 01:12 PM
lol

ShoogarBear
11-13-2005, 05:36 PM
This happens at every party in West Virginia.

Marklar MM
11-13-2005, 06:25 PM
That is nothing. JEEZ. Hillbillies do that every night.

ShoogarBear
11-13-2005, 07:35 PM
That is nothing. JEEZ. Hillbillies do that every night.

Was that the translation for the literal-minded?

Marklar MM
11-13-2005, 08:00 PM
Was that the translation for the literal-minded?

Don't really know...I guess I am just transfixed by inbreeding.