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Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 11:04 AM
Personally, I can't wrap my mind around the concept of eternity. Worse yet, nothingness.....

SWC Bonfire
11-14-2005, 11:11 AM
How many licks does it take? It's got to be more than 3...

batman2883
11-14-2005, 11:12 AM
is there really an afterlife...i mean ive spoken with people who have actually flatlined and they've said there is no light at the end of a tunnel it just feels warm like a mothers embrace when you pass on

Marcus Bryant
11-14-2005, 11:16 AM
Without a doubt...

Chicken Fried Chicken.

easjer
11-14-2005, 11:16 AM
A very similar question to that of eternity or nothingness. I also wonder if my life means anything. What is love and happiness? Do I feel them or are they delusions, illusions? Do I make my loved ones and friends happy? Is the world ending? Is our civilization ending? What does history ultimately tell us? Is Plato right about the question of justice in the Republic? What about Thucydides? Why is the Bible quieter on the question of justice?

Spurminator
11-14-2005, 11:17 AM
Keanu Reeves' career.

Jimcs50
11-14-2005, 11:20 AM
Where exactly is the G spot?

easjer
11-14-2005, 11:22 AM
Where exactly is the G spot?

:lol

Jimcs50
11-14-2005, 11:23 AM
Also why do men get excited about this kind of thing?



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batman2883
11-14-2005, 11:24 AM
^damn that bitch is sexy as hell ^

samikeyp
11-14-2005, 11:26 AM
If..."I think, therefore I am" then if I think not, am I not?

I think not. :)

Marcus Bryant
11-14-2005, 11:27 AM
What was here before here was here?

Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 11:27 AM
Also why do men get excited about this kind of thing?



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me rikey!

Spurminator
11-14-2005, 11:27 AM
Fall 7 times, get up eight.

spurs_fan_in_exile
11-14-2005, 11:29 AM
Will that dead hooker really stay buried?

MiNuS
11-14-2005, 11:30 AM
Bush President????


hmmmmmm.

Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 11:30 AM
Is 10:30 AM too early to light up?

SpursWoman
11-14-2005, 11:31 AM
How can I kill my ex-husband and not get caught?

SWC Bonfire
11-14-2005, 11:32 AM
How can I kill my ex-husband and not get caught?

^Will be used someday in a court of law^

batman2883
11-14-2005, 11:32 AM
Why do people hate bush so mucH???? bush is the man....thats what i ponder

Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 11:33 AM
How can I kill my ex-husband and not get caught?


Killing is the hard part. Getting away it? Now that's easy.


My own related question: Could I kill someone?

samikeyp
11-14-2005, 11:33 AM
Why do people hate bush so mucH???? bush is the man....thats what i ponder

I don't hate him...I just want to see Vince Young win the Heisman. :spin

samikeyp
11-14-2005, 11:34 AM
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Summers
11-14-2005, 11:35 AM
The infinity of the universe. And if not infinite, what's beyond it? Is there life on other planets? Are they really visiting us already?

Summers
11-14-2005, 11:40 AM
Killing is the hard part. Getting away it? Now that's easy.


My own related question: Could I kill someone?

Not that I've ever done it or tried but I know I could. When our baby was real little we were shopping at Wal-Mart and I was looking at pajamas and my husband had wandered off and snuck up on us and was going to snatch the baby as a prank. I saw his hands from the corner of my eye and immediately went into mama bear mode. I was ready to chase someone down and rip his heart out. So, yes, you can with the proper motivation.

batman2883
11-14-2005, 11:42 AM
when i finally get to screw jessica alba, how long will it take for me to finally stop staring at her eyes as i thrust.......

SWC Bonfire
11-14-2005, 11:42 AM
I don't hate him...I just want to see Vince Young win the Heisman. :spin
:lol

Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 11:42 AM
Not that I've ever done it or tried but I know I could. When our baby was real little we were shopping at Wal-Mart and I was looking at pajamas and my husband had wandered off and snuck up on us and was going to snatch the baby as a prank. I saw his hands from the corner of my eye and immediately went into mama bear mode. I was ready to chase someone down and rip his heart out. So, yes, you can with the proper motivation.


Nice story. You should send that in to the WB, maybe they'll make a 7th Heaven episode from it. Yikes.

spurs_fan_in_exile
11-14-2005, 11:43 AM
when i finally get to screw jessica alba, how long will it take for me to finally stop staring at her eyes as i thrust.......

If you had Jessica Alba naked why the hell would you be looking at her eyes? That's the kind of question I lose sleep over.

Shelly
11-14-2005, 11:43 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And will Duff ever.....:spin

Mr. Peabody
11-14-2005, 11:44 AM
Whether to keep working for the man to support my materialistic needs or give up the money and work to help the less fortunate.
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batman2883
11-14-2005, 11:44 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And will Duff ever.....:spin
dont ever say that around chuck norris he'll rip your throat out

samikeyp
11-14-2005, 11:55 AM
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

easjer
11-14-2005, 11:57 AM
If you had Jessica Alba naked why the hell would you be looking at her eyes? That's the kind of question I lose sleep over.

:lol

I married a 13 year old. :rolleyes

Hook Dem
11-14-2005, 11:57 AM
Why is there air? :lol

Hook Dem
11-14-2005, 11:59 AM
Why do they use sterilized needles to lethally inject someone?

samikeyp
11-14-2005, 12:01 PM
If a store is open 24hrs...why do they have locks on the door?

Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 12:01 PM
Why are we even here? What's our mission? What to do, what to do?

Mr. Peabody
11-14-2005, 12:04 PM
Why are we even here? What's our mission? What to do, what to do?

There is no reason or underlying purpose for our existence. We are here for a brief period of time, we die, and the universe goes on, until it becomes cold and dark itself.
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Mr. Peabody
11-14-2005, 12:05 PM
Why are we even here? What's our mission? What to do, what to do?

We are here to kick ass and drink beer.
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SWC Bonfire
11-14-2005, 12:06 PM
Why is there air? :lol

Because the temperature range of the earth coincides with the gasseous states of N, O, Ar, CO2 and other gasses that occur on earth, along with sufficient mass to keep them compacted closely to the surface. :lol

MiNuS
11-14-2005, 12:07 PM
What if I were President of the US.....

What if I had the money Bill Gates has......

When will we convert from DVD-Rom to flash memory only movies????
Where does all that info go in flash memory????What will be the next major
mass storing drive??When will humans be part robot?????

SWC Bonfire
11-14-2005, 12:07 PM
We are here to kick ass and drink beer.

I thought we were here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-14-2005, 12:08 PM
Why does Manny hate America?

MiNuS
11-14-2005, 12:08 PM
Why are we even here? What's our mission? What to do, what to do?
one team,one goal........... what!?

Get ready,get loud! ...... :depressed

batman2883
11-14-2005, 12:08 PM
What can brown really do for you?

Shelly
11-14-2005, 12:10 PM
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samikeyp
11-14-2005, 12:10 PM
If its sour cream...why is there an expiration date?

Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 12:10 PM
What will become of gtownspur?

MiNuS
11-14-2005, 12:13 PM
why is Spurstalk,called Spurstalk???


If all we do is type!

batman2883
11-14-2005, 12:14 PM
what will happen to the dolphins??

samikeyp
11-14-2005, 12:15 PM
I think if they get a better QB they will be ok. :spin

SWC Bonfire
11-14-2005, 12:16 PM
what will happen to the dolphins??

They will finally develop opposible digits and destroy all mankind, paving the way for the apes.

JoeChalupa
11-14-2005, 12:16 PM
shrinkage

batman2883
11-14-2005, 12:18 PM
Why do we wish on stars, when they are just burning balls of fire

Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 12:20 PM
Why are my fellow Spurs fans such knuckle-heads?

Jimcs50
11-14-2005, 12:41 PM
Are they really visiting us already?

http://espn-att.starwave.com/i/nba/profiles/players/65x90/1295.jpg

Any more questions?

Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 01:01 PM
That would keep me up as well

SpursWoman
11-14-2005, 01:06 PM
Why all of the good stuff is so fattening... :depressed

samikeyp
11-14-2005, 01:06 PM
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

easjer
11-14-2005, 01:07 PM
Bishop Ryan what the FUCK is THAT?

thispego
11-14-2005, 01:53 PM
how will it all end...........















































































and when

2pac
11-14-2005, 02:07 PM
Does Duff have a soul?

Swishy McJackass
11-14-2005, 02:12 PM
Why hasn't Satan kept up his promise in exchange for my soul?

CoolArrow
11-14-2005, 02:15 PM
I crank this thing every night...will it ever run out of "stuff"?

SWC Bonfire
11-14-2005, 02:18 PM
Why hasn't Satan kept up his promise in exchange for my soul?

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Swishy McJackass
11-14-2005, 02:20 PM
I'm starting to think it was Tom Short that took my soul and not Satan.

SWC Bonfire
11-14-2005, 02:22 PM
I'm starting to think it was Tom Short that took my soul and not Satan.
You know, that should have been our first hint that you were not all there, TC. That, and the subscription to JFK Jr's magazine.

bigzak25
11-14-2005, 02:23 PM
Personally, I can't wrap my mind around the concept of eternity. Worse yet, nothingness.....



this is very very easy....lock yourself in an empty closet in total darkness for 1 hour. don't take anything in there with you. just you and the walls. complete darkness...no cheating...stay the whole hour...set an alarm...but no watch for you either....

the concept of eternity and nothingness will be crystal clear to you after that. :tu


A very similar question to that of eternity or nothingness. I also wonder if my life means anything. What is love and happiness? Do I feel them or are they delusions, illusions? Do I make my loved ones and friends happy? Is the world ending? Is our civilization ending? What does history ultimately tell us? Is Plato right about the question of justice in the Republic? What about Thucydides? Why is the Bible quieter on the question of justice?

Yes, your life means something. What do you want it to mean is the question you should be asking. Ever hear life is what you make it? Well...what are you making?

Love IS happiness.

And they are the ONLY Truths on in this world.

The world IS ending...as is our civilization...but don't worry about that...just pick your dreams and go for it...and help others when you can. :tu

History tells us that those that don't learn from it are doomed to repeat it.



Why do people hate bush so mucH???? bush is the man....thats what i ponder


many many different reasons, but the MAIN one?

They are AFRAID he is RIGHT. AFRAID his plans will succeed.

Cuz then they would have all been WRONG.

Add the facts that they are blinded by their party affiliation and the bullshit media hate, along with the fact that people can't stomach the fact that a former cokehead drunk has made more of his life then they wever will...:lol

That about sums it up...:tu



Whether to keep working for the man to support my materialistic needs or give up the money and work to help the less fortunate.

you already know the answer...



Why is there air? :lol

to teach us about FAITH.

we can't see it...but it's there...and it keeps us alive...:tu



Why are we even here? What's our mission? What to do, what to do?

:angel




When will humans be part robot?

look around...we already are...:depressed




Why all of the good stuff is so fattening... :depressed


the good stuff will help you lose weight...the bad stuff is fattening...

Summers
11-14-2005, 02:28 PM
I thought we were here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

That's what I was gonna say! And I'm fresh out of bubblegum!

Summers
11-14-2005, 02:29 PM
????

the picture! What is that horrible picture you posted?

Mr. Peabody
11-14-2005, 02:41 PM
What if C-A-T really spelled "dog?"

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SWC Bonfire
11-14-2005, 02:43 PM
Some kind of deepwater fish?

Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 02:59 PM
this is very very easy....lock yourself in an empty closet in total darkness for 1 hour. don't take anything in there with you. just you and the walls. complete darkness...no cheating...stay the whole hour...set an alarm...but no watch for you either....the concept of eternity and nothingness will be crystal clear to you after that. :tu


after an hour? an hour is but a zillionth of a zillionth of a second compared to eternity. Try again.

tlongII
11-14-2005, 03:03 PM
Why did Big_Zak go to Chicago?

SpursWoman
11-14-2005, 03:05 PM
:lol :lol



the good stuff will help you lose weight...the bad stuff is fattening...


Good stuff = Ben & Jerry's concession obsession ... hot garlic & cheese biscuits ... chicken fried steak with lots of gravy.

:fro

Mr. Peabody
11-14-2005, 03:06 PM
after an hour? an hour is but a zillionth of a zillionth of a second compared to eternity. Try again.

Are there walls in nothingness? Or a floor? Or my wife standing outside the door yelling at me for standing in the closet for an hour and not raking the leaves?
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Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 03:26 PM
Are there walls in nothingness? Or a floor? Or my wife standing outside the door yelling at me for standing in the closet for an hour and not raking the leaves?

in this other world, your wife doesn't exist. Do the leaves another day and just hang with Oh, Gee!!.

bigzak25
11-14-2005, 03:28 PM
after an hour? an hour is but a zillionth of a zillionth of a second compared to eternity. Try again.


well if an hour is a joke to you, why don't you take the challenge and do it...:tu

i'm just telling you the answer to your question...if you don't want to know, you shouldn't have asked... :lol


Why did Big_Zak go to Chicago?

why do people go off to college?

to get away from home. to learn something. to be on their own.

i picked engineering when i was 17 years old man.

what the fuck did i know other than i was good at math and wanted to make moms proud.

what the fuck do i know now? not much.
but more than i did yesterday...and that's all that counts...:tu

i went to chicago to chase a dream. give me the tools i needed for my journey...find out if it's what i really truly wanted...it is...and i'm on my way.

hopefully that answers your questions...but i'll tell you this much, i never thought, in my wildest dreams that i would find the answers that i did...i have found answers to questions that i never knew i had...

Godbless America and Godbless us All! :elephant


Good stuff = Ben & Jerry's concession obsession ... hot garlic & cheese biscuits ... chicken fried steak with lots of gravy. :fro

it's like a wise man once said, we will find that many truths in this world depend on the beholders point of view...

when we lie to ourselves is when we fail...

tlongII
11-14-2005, 03:30 PM
well if an hour is a joke to you, why don't you take the challenge and do it...:tu

i'm just telling you the answer to your question...if you don't want to know, you shouldn't have asked... :lol



why do people go off to college?

to get away from home. to learn something. to be on their own.

i picked engineering when i was 17 years old man.

what the fuck did i know other than i was good at math and wanted to make moms proud.

what the fuck do i know now? not much.
but more than i did yesterday...and that's all that counts...:tu

i went to chicago to chase a dream. give me the tools i needed for my journey...find out if it's what i really truly wanted...it is...and i'm on my way.

hopefully that answers your questions...but i'll tell you this much, i never thought, in my wildest dreams that i would find the answers that i did...i have found answers to questions that i never knew i had...

Godbless America and Godbless us All! :elephant



it's like a wise man once said, we will find that many truths in this world depend on the beholders point of view...

when we lie to ourselves is when we fail...

Nope. Thanks for trying though. :tu

bigzak25
11-14-2005, 03:32 PM
you wanna play huh bastard? :lmao







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Mr. Peabody
11-14-2005, 03:43 PM
Do the leaves another day and just hang with Oh, Gee!!.

:rolleyes
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rr2418
11-14-2005, 04:06 PM
Why do women yell "TOUCHDOWN!"...................at a basketball game?

Oh, Gee!!
11-14-2005, 04:45 PM
Why do women yell "TOUCHDOWN!"...................at a basketball game?


Why does my wife yell "Leo!!!" in her sleep? BTW my name isn't Leo.

Extra Stout
11-14-2005, 04:49 PM
Where are my keys?

TOP-CHERRY
11-14-2005, 04:49 PM
Where's my car?

TOP-CHERRY
11-14-2005, 04:56 PM
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight. Thanks.

rr2418
11-14-2005, 05:16 PM
Why do women talk on their cell and put make-up while driving?

rr2418
11-14-2005, 05:17 PM
Why does my wife yell "Leo!!!" in her sleep? BTW my name isn't Leo.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

SpursWoman
11-14-2005, 05:27 PM
Why I now get more excited over Lowes fliers than I do at Dooney & Bourke catalogs and Estee Lauder's free-with-purchases... :wtf :depressed

rr2418
11-14-2005, 05:36 PM
What really happened to the dinosaurs?

T Park
11-14-2005, 05:40 PM
i try not to think of death or nothingness.

It really bums me out. I hope there is SOMETHING.

Not NOTHING.


Also,


why do certain cheeses smell like feet?

Shelly
11-14-2005, 05:48 PM
Why doesn't Sequ ever make his wife pie?

T Park
11-14-2005, 05:50 PM
Why is Sequ such a miserable human being?

Is it really cause hes the height of a rocking horse?

Shelly
11-14-2005, 05:56 PM
Does corn float?

2Blonde
11-14-2005, 06:05 PM
i try not to think of death or nothingness.

It really bums me out. I hope there is SOMETHING.

Not NOTHING.


Also,


why do certain cheeses smell like feet?
Why are you going around smelling people's feet? And how do you know it's not feet that "actually" smell like cheese instead of the other way around? Hmmm.....????

Trainwreck2100
11-15-2005, 01:51 AM
Why can't God will that I win the Lottery?

1369
11-15-2005, 01:57 AM
Why is evaporated milk still in the liquid state?

Why don't we see pictures of the moon landing sites taken from either terrestrial or space based telescopes.