Secret Santa @ SpursTalk

[Old School Chic]

If we all got together at a GTG and picked out names for Secret Santa, who's name would you like to get and what would you buy them?

I would like to pick Kori. (I would get her a years worth of pedicures) :spin

[Kori Ellis]

I'd pick SpursWoman and I'd take her to PF Chang's. :)

[SWC Bonfire]

I'd give Mookie a year's subscription to OnStar.

[tlongII]

I would give BigZak a script for Zoloft.

[SequSpur]

I wouldn't buy shit for anyone here.

[Das Texan]

I'd buy Sequ a better booster chair.

[tekdragon]

Damnit, tlong, you beat me to it! :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd buy TimVP a Jay-Z album.

[T Park]

Id pick pseudofan and get her that pink Tim Duncan jersey that her cheap ass husband wont buy for her.

[heloise]

I wouldn't buy shit for anyone here.


Where's my shocked face?

[T Park]

Id also buy Manny a 100 dollar gift card at Wal-Mart.

Jimcs an "Im a stooge for not standing up for myself" T Shirt.

[SequSpur]

Id pick pseudofan and get her that pink Tim Duncan jersey that her cheap ass husband wont buy for her.


:lol

:depressed

[Shelly]

I'd buy Duff

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0553283960.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[tekdragon]

I'd get GiG a plane ticket to visit Duff.

...or is that a gift for Jim?

[Clandestino]

I'd buy Jekka a Sam's size case of Midol

[T Park]

Id buy Clandestino a Costco size of lightenthefuckup pills

[samikeyp]

I would get RashoFan a...

http://www.toymania.com/334archives/dukes/cardedbo.jpg

:lol

[T Park]

a red X?

[SpursWoman]

I'd get SequSpur a case of Hooter Pads.

[Holt's Cat]

I'd buy Peter a...

http://store1.yimg.com/I/classicpins_1870_25121165

[samikeyp]

I see it T.

[Useruser666]

I'd pick SpursWoman and I'd take her to PF Chang's. :)

But who would take her?

I'd buy a copy of Jim's bank statement for everyone in the forum from Duff's Office Depot.

[Clandestino]

Id buy Clandestino a Costco size of lightenthefuckup pills

:lmao

[2Blonde]

I would buy TLong some "Twins" for Christmas.... :spin

http://www.sheepishdreams.com/assets/images/cute-lambs1.jpg

[PakiDan]

I'd like to buy the world a Coke.

[tekdragon]

http://www.zymetrical.com/images/products/boinkingsheep.jpg

[batman2883]

id get Pego a lapdance by 2 san antonio chicks that are hot as hell and willing to give pego a lap dance

[ZStomp]

I'd pick Mouse and buy him new wardrobe. :lmao

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'd get ZStomp the complete DVD collection of Urkel's Greatest Moments

Then I'd buy GiG an ELSA test

I'd buy Manny a bottle of Pabst

[ZStomp]

I'd get ZStomp the complete DVD collection of Urkel's Greatest Moments

Then I'd buy GiG an ELSA test

I'd buy Manny a bottle of Pabst


:lmao

I was going to pick you and say I would buy you the whole Family Matters DVD collection. :lol

[samikeyp]

I would get GiG an aluminum bat and five minutes with Duff. :smokin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

you could punch his head off and then windmill it into a basketball goal

[samikeyp]

Dude..wood breaks....metal lasts longer. :)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

you get a solid grip with wood though

LOL

[1Parker1]

If I got Batman, I'd buy him a life :)

If I got Angel_Luv, I'd buy her a Life-Size poster of Rasho

If I got Shelly, I'd buy her a gift card to Target!

If I got Jimc50, I'd buy him the entire 10 season Friends DVD collection

If I got Shoogarbear, I'd buy him the Chris Rock, LIVE! Comedy routine...just cuz he's a funny guy and I'm sure he'd appreciate it :)

If I got Ginofan, I'd buy her a bat in case she ever runs into Gatita

If I got Alvarez, I'd buy him a life-size poster of Tony Parker :)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

^^Shelly LOVES to go to target right

[mookie2001]

and buy mother wunderkinds

[tlongII]

If I got Batman, I'd buy him a life :)

If I got Angel_Luv, I'd buy her a Life-Size poster of Rasho

If I got Shelly, I'd buy her a gift card to Target!

If I got Jimc50, I'd buy him the entire 10 season Friends DVD collection

If I got Shoogarbear, I'd buy him the Chris Rock, LIVE! Comedy routine...just cuz he's a funny guy and I'm sure he'd appreciate it :)

If I got Ginofan, I'd buy her a bat in case she ever runs into Gatita

If I got Alvarez, I'd buy him a life-size poster of Tony Parker :)


What about me? :depressed

[Shelly]

^^Shelly LOVES to go to target right

I heart Target very much!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I heart Target very much!


I'd buy you a little doll of the Pillsbury Dough Boy

[1Parker1]

What about me? :depressed

If I got Tlong, I'd buy him a gift certificate to Hooters and a Tattoo that says "I'd Hit It" on his forehead :)

[angel_luv]

I'd get 1Parker1 an Eva Longoria autographed copy of the first season of Desprate Housewives.

[usckk]

What will yall give me?

[ZStomp]

If I got Batman, I'd buy him a life :)

If I got Angel_Luv, I'd buy her a Life-Size poster of Rasho

If I got Shelly, I'd buy her a gift card to Target!

If I got Jimc50, I'd buy him the entire 10 season Friends DVD collection

If I got Shoogarbear, I'd buy him the Chris Rock, LIVE! Comedy routine...just cuz he's a funny guy and I'm sure he'd appreciate it :)

If I got Ginofan, I'd buy her a bat in case she ever runs into Gatita

If I got Alvarez, I'd buy him a life-size poster of Tony Parker :)


:depressed

What about me?

[clooneyschick04]

I'd get Angel_Luv a date with Rasho...not sure how I'd do it but I'd pull it off somehow. :o)

[N.Y. Johnny]

:depressed

What about me?


you're an assbag :lol

[angel_luv]

I'd get Angel_Luv a date with Rasho...not sure how I'd do it but I'd pull it off somehow. :o)


I'd get you a ticket here and us both locker room passes and cameras!

[clooneyschick04]

I'd get you a ticket here and us both locker room passes and cameras!

Now THAT is a Christmas gift. :spin :elephant :elephant

[Spam]

I'd get PizzaFace a bottle of lotion at Sam's.

[KEDA]

:depressed again, no love :depressed

[Spam]

:depressed again, no love :depressed

I'd give Keda a gift certificate at Sportclips.

[Bo Malette]

id buy elpimpo a gamecube

[Faccia di Angelo]

I'd pick NYJ, but since he has everything he could possibly want already I'd get him a new cell phone he could actually use :lol

Das Texan- I'd get him a new... uhh..organizer so he never loses information like numbers :)

Admiral- a nice stationary set to write since he's obviously never on the net to talk to lol

Alamo50- as many raffles tickets as I could to try to win him that Spurs Championship ring to add to his already sweet collection

Cant Be Faded - One of a kind cd recording of the NIN concert here in SA. After I make a copy for myself hehe

Jimc50- anything the guy wants

Damn, I couldn't get them something without getting everyone else something. I'd feel bad. Everyone would get a card with a candy cane too :angel

[ZStomp]

you're an assbag :lol


and you're a douche bag....you belong in the part of the SBC Center titled "Duncan's Douche Bags" :lol

[Ginofan]

and you're a douche bag....you belong in the part of the SBC Center titled "Duncan's Douche Bags" :lol

:lmao A few people belong in that section

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd pick The sone and buy him some depends...:lmao

[pseudofan]

Id pick pseudofan and get her that pink Tim Duncan jersey that her cheap ass husband wont buy for her.


:oops :depressed

Thanks for reminding me of the pink jersey I'm still missing.....

[pseudofan]

I'd pick Kori and buy her some SHOES!

[Pistons < Spurs]

I'd buy all the Spur fans a Pistons jersey in hopes on converting them into Pistons fans! :fro

[KEDA]

Id get Mandy and Ipod

Id get Manny an Office Depot gift card, so he'd have an excuse to go see Duff.

Id get Kori a D-Link wireless router

Id get L J some sandals

Id get Truthy a KEG!

Id get Angel and Rashofan lifesize cutouts of Mr. Nesterovic

Id get 3rdCoast the DVD release of Swishahouse, behind the music

Id get BigZac a therapist

Id get Mouse a JOB

Id get Spurschick a roundtrip plane ticket to Argentina

Id get Mikey a radio gig

Id get Johnnyblaze a BBQ pit

Id get Sequ a new bowling ball

[The sone]

I'd pick The sone and buy him some depends...:lmao

:depressed :oops :depressed

[baseline bum]

I'd like Jim to pick me and give me $800.

[The sone]

id pick george w. bush, and id give him a clue.
http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/1267/bush2xw.jpg

we already know what he would pick...

[ZStomp]

id pick george w. bush, and id give him a clue.
http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/1267/bush2xw.jpg

we already know what he would pick...


I've done a search in the "Members" section and no George Bush exists in this forum. :wtf

[The sone]

I've done a search in the "Members" section and no George Bush exists in this forum. :wtf


just cause the cowboys won doesnt mean you can act all high and mighty. it was a joke you ass...you belong in the in the sbc seating section marked..."horry's hoors".

[ZStomp]

well..they DID ask of posters in here.....:lmao

[T Park]

Get off your high Fuck You Horse The Sone.

Take the childish hate to the Politics forum where you can stroke to your Al Gore "I invented the Internet" doll.

[Silver21_Black20]

:depressed :oops :depressed

So you won't run out...we all know that you pee.....just a little...when you read a funny post. I'm just helping out :)

[The sone]

Get off your high Fuck You Horse The Sone.

Take the childish hate to the Politics forum where you can stroke to your Al Gore "I invented the Internet" doll.
said the sponge...

:lmao :lmao

[Opinionater]

Get off your high Fuck You Horse The Sone.

Take the childish hate to the Politics forum where you can stroke to your Al Gore "I invented the Internet" doll.

IMHO, you have no room to talk.

[ZStomp]

Get off your high Fuck You Horse The Sone.

Take the childish hate to the Politics forum where you can stroke to your Al Gore "I invented the Internet" doll.


Them fighting words!

[Opinionater]

IMHO, I'd get T Park a good memory.

[The sone]

Them fighting words!

dough boy wouldnt last ten seconds with me...id toss her a dozen crispy kremes and watch the doughnut massacre that ensues. :lol

[samikeyp]

Johnny Blaze-a call up to the big leagues.

Manny & Jekka-the Hybrid car of their choice

Shelly-a mirror to show she is just as pretty close up

SW & User-more time with the kids

Angel luv and RashoFan-Slovenian citizenship

KEDA-a 300 ring

TPark- a Bob Gibson jersey

Mandy- an away Manu Jersey

Kori & LJ- a reason to buy baby stuff.

[T Park]

IMHO, you have no room to talk

I don't??

Didn't know your opinion mattered.

Oh wait, it doesn't.

Adios.

[T Park]

dough boy wouldnt last ten seconds with me...id toss her a dozen crispy kremes and watch the doughnut massacre that ensues

I love the stereotype there, but, keep talking shit, it only makes you look more classless.

[T Park]

TPark- a Bob Gibson jersey



Dude, you have noooo idea how cool that would be!!!! lol.

[The sone]

I love the stereotype there, but, keep talking shit, it only makes you look more classless.


said the shit talker as he talked shit... :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'd get The Sone Vanessa Macias for a day

[ZStomp]

I'd get The Sone Vanessa Macias for a day


No way! He doesn't deserve that..he says one of her boobs is bigger than the other...I don't see it!!

[The sone]

I'd get The Sone Vanessa Macias for a day


just a day? :depressed

[The sone]

No way! He doesn't deserve that..he says one of her boobs is bigger than the other...I don't see it!!


cmon...you know it is...but i wouldnt say no.

[Leetonidas]

I'd get angel_luv dinner for two at Ruth Chris Steak House with Rasho. :)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

just a day? :depressed


I figure I'd throw her 4, maybe 5 G's per day. But I gotta ration my present money

[The sone]

I figure I'd throw her 4, maybe 5 G's per day. But I gotta ration my present money


youre too good to me....


id get cbf two hundred sixty-eight pounds of industrial lubricant...then id invite him over and share my gift with him... :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Das Texan]

I'd pick NYJ, but since he has everything he could possibly want already I'd get him a new cell phone he could actually use :lol

Das Texan- I'd get him a new... uhh..organizer so he never loses information like numbers :)




damn that one will be rubbed in my face for a while.

i know your email address though! Does that count for anything?

I'd get you something nice for Christmas too.

[RashoFan]

I would get RashoFan a...

http://www.toymania.com/334archives/dukes/cardedbo.jpg

:lol
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
Nah....too small...... :lol

[RashoFan]

Kori N LJ....I would get them a stork that is scheduled to make a "DELIVERY" in 9 months....and make a special teddy bear(in spurs motiff) for that "special delivery"

[Ishta]

I'd pick NYJ, but since he has everything he could possibly want already I'd get him a new cell phone he could actually use :lol

Das Texan- I'd get him a new... uhh..organizer so he never loses information like numbers :)

Admiral- a nice stationary set to write since he's obviously never on the net to talk to lol

Alamo50- as many raffles tickets as I could to try to win him that Spurs Championship ring to add to his already sweet collection

Cant Be Faded - One of a kind cd recording of the NIN concert here in SA. After I make a copy for myself hehe

Jimc50- anything the guy wants

Damn, I couldn't get them something without getting everyone else something. I'd feel bad. Everyone would get a card with a candy cane too :angel
that is sweet :spin

[Old School Chic]

What about me? I'm the one that started this thread... :depressed

[The sone]

What about me? I'm the one that started this thread... :depressed


i would buy you an sbc shirt...yeah? good? yeah?

[Old School Chic]

i would buy you an sbc shirt...yeah? good? yeah?


:depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed

[Ishta]

how about a date with Robert Horry SBCgirl? Just don't ask me how I'd manage it!

[Taco]

Kori & LJ- a reason to buy baby stuff.

:wow :baby :tu

[The sone]

:depressed :depressed :depressed :depressed


sory...ive never been a very good shopper...

[batman2883]

I'd buy 1p1 a boob job so i could squeeze them like a bag of sand...

I'd buy Truthy a pitcher of beer

CBF would get Vince Youngs Skull Cap

Dirty 3rdy would get a years supplies of flap jacks

Jekka would get a star wars vibrator

Manny would get a deck of cards to put on his bike so they sound like pegs

Tpark would get decent spurs cap

Joe Chalupa would get some cheese cause whats a chalupa without cheese

Pimpo would get A LIFE size poster of Steve Kerr

Angel would get an actual shirt that Rasho has worn and got sweaty

Gig would get an actual bed frame to put his mattress on

Horry would get a blow up doll since im sure humping his dog is getting old for him

[Ishta]

I'd buy 1p1 a boob job so i could squeeze them like a bag of sand...

I'd buy Truthy a pitcher of beer

CBF would get Vince Youngs Skull Cap

Dirty 3rdy would get a years supplies of flap jacks

Jekka would get a star wars vibrator

Manny would get a deck of cards to put on his bike so they sound like pegs

Tpark would get decent spurs cap

Joe Chalupa would get some cheese cause whats a chalupa without cheese

Pimpo would get A LIFE size poster of Steve Kerr

Angel would get an actual shirt that Rasho has worn and got sweaty

Gig would get an actual bed frame to put his mattress on

Horry would get a blow up doll since im sure humping his dog is getting old for himhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif Now that's funny!

[1Parker1]

:lol @Batman

Additions:

ZStomp-Autograghed Elvis Presley Picture

Keda-A haircut or gift certificate for a makeover at the MAC counter...since he's currently experimenting with new looks :)

LJ-A 500 page blank book that he can fill with all the stats/Spurs analysis he does over the season

Kori-A 500 page blank book that she can record who on Spurstalk she :owned, including time and date ;)

[alamo50]

Alamo50- as many raffles tickets as I could to try to win him that Spurs Championship ring to add to his already sweet collection

Thanks for thinking of me Angel Face!
I'd get you a whole lot of time so you can actualy attend all GTG's and have a ball with this great group of people we got here.

[1Parker1]

Revised:

If I get Batman...he's getting a pile of shit in his stocking, since he seems to have a fettish for it :)

[batman2883]

1P1 will still get a boob job from me, so i can squeeze them

[ShoogarBear]

What about me? :depressed

What the hell, haven't you been paying attention?

You need an entire pasture full?

[angel_luv]

Angel would get an actual shirt that Rasho has worn and got sweaty



Thanks for my present Batman. It was very thoughtful and creative. =)

[1Parker1]

:lol

[1Parker1]

Thanks for my present Batman. It was very thoughtful and creative. =)


Aren't you wondering how he would get that in the first place? :angel

[SWC Bonfire]

1Parker1 needs a "Beef...It's what's for dinner" bumpersticker.

[batman2883]

1p1 would get a nice big sausage along with her boob job, and luvie no problem dont worry i probably would have to do some covert operation to get it but it would be done

[ZStomp]

:lol @Batman

Additions:

ZStomp-Autograghed Elvis Presley Picture


yes!! wow...awwee..you remember my old avatar????

[ObiwanGinobili]

if i picked;
1p1 - I'd get her the pink spurs hoodie and the purple spurs hoodie from the NBA store... but under "spurs" I'd have them embroider "owns AI" ..... and then she could wear it to the local gym in Philly with pride.

horry4three- a big boys bed. seriously... from thomasville or something. queen sized, headboard, footboard.. the whole nine yards.

batman - a years suppy of CertainDry http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/11764/300.jpg

2Blonde- a dozen boxes of Swiffer re-fills to make up for the coupon I was gonna send her but just found in it;s sealed envelope with stamp at the bottom of my daughters toychest.

[angel_luv]

Aren't you wondering how he would get that in the first place? :angel


It's the thought that counts. =)

[polandprzem]

I'd buy 1p1 a boob job so i could squeeze them like a bag of sand...

I'd buy Truthy a pitcher of beer

CBF would get Vince Youngs Skull Cap

Dirty 3rdy would get a years supplies of flap jacks

Jekka would get a star wars vibrator

Manny would get a deck of cards to put on his bike so they sound like pegs

Tpark would get decent spurs cap

Joe Chalupa would get some cheese cause whats a chalupa without cheese

Pimpo would get A LIFE size poster of Steve Kerr

Angel would get an actual shirt that Rasho has worn and got sweaty

Gig would get an actual bed frame to put his mattress on

Horry would get a blow up doll since im sure humping his dog is getting old for him
?
:depressed

[batman2883]

Poland would get a first class ticket to San Antonio along with a pair of tickets to see the spurs play live cause he's my polish nigga

[ALVAREZ6]

If I got Alvarez, I'd buy him a life-size poster of Tony Parker :)
I'd sell it.





:spin

[samikeyp]

For Alvarez....a bat and 5 minutes with Donovan McNabb.

For Alamo...a work visa and job with the Spurs.

[The sone]

LIST:

Zstomp...I would let everyone know how super-do-terrifi-cool he is. Today my car died and Zstomp pulled himself out of bed to help me. Awwwwww... How many people do you know that would do that for you? As you all know he's a day sleeper so it's a big deal. And I just need to say thank you. So...Thank you!! Now that im done chewing on his nuts...I'm sure I owe him dinner or something.

[1Parker1]

if i picked;
1p1 - I'd get her the pink spurs hoodie and the purple spurs hoodie from the NBA store... but under "spurs" I'd have them embroider "owns AI" ..... and then she could wear it to the local gym in Philly with pride.


:lol

Yaaaaaaay! Then I wouldn't have to worry about getting beat up at the gym! :oops

BTW, SWC....I'm a vegitarian! I can't use that bumper-sticker! :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol

Yaaaaaaay! Then I wouldn't have to worry about getting beat up at the gym! :oops

BTW, SWC....I'm a vegitarian! I can't use that bumper-sticker! :)


:lol he knows.... thats why he's giving it to you. :spin

[1Parker1]

:lol Oh, in that case, that's very mean of you SWC!

[ShoogarBear]

I'd get 1Parker1 Eva's address and a coupon on a hitman.

[KEDA]

Keda-A haircut or gift certificate for a makeover at the MAC counter...since he's currently experimenting with new looks :)




golly gee

you ask for an opinion on a haircut, and now its makeup, besides Clinique is all I use!!!

and for the record, the hair is back to being short, and it will stay that way!!!

now, to beard, or not to beard, thats the question.


and for the record, Keda is the one that needs a date, not Batman!

[batman2883]

I would get top cherry my heart, she is the only one here worth giving it to

[SWC Bonfire]

I'll give batman a sleeve to wear his heart on. :rolleyes

[batman2883]

Yo bonfire why did you disappear from us at the gtg that one time, when all the quattro people were together?

[ShoogarBear]

Yo bonfire why did you disappear from us at the gtg that one time, when all the quattro people were together?

:lmao, didn't you just answer your own question?

[SWC Bonfire]

Yo bonfire why did you disappear from us at the gtg that one time, when all the quattro people were together?

It was past my bedtime.... I'll buy you a beer at the next one, bat. :tu

[batman2883]

no im saying cause you were sitting right next to us and then matty and dirty 3rdy showed up and you jetted close to lj and kori

[Das Texan]

i should also get adrienne my phone number for christmas.

[alamo50]

For Alamo...a work visa and job with the Spurs.


:smokin

I'd get Mikey a premier nationwide radio slot.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

I'd get LJ a Devin Brown headband.

I'd get Marcus a Malik Rose blow up doll.

I'd get boutons a Michael Moore blow up doll.

I'd get 50 Cent a dollar.

I'd get Kdfelicity me in a big red bow.

[polandprzem]

Poland would get a first class ticket to San Antonio along with a pair of tickets to see the spurs play live cause he's my polish nigga
The best gift ever !

Thanks

[Puppy Dog]

I'd buy T Park a one-year subscription to SpursReport.com

:tu awesome...it's the thought that counts...:elephant



PLEASE DO IT NOW! im gonna kick that fuckers ass


and i'd buy Gig some astroglide so he can stop biting down on that old pillow...:lol

[Old School Chic]

and i'd buy Gig some astroglide so he can stop biting down on that old pillow...

:wow