Gym Scoffs

[Mark Celibate]

my personal list of things to "scoff" at @ the gym:


1) The guy who stays on thing forever doing 8 sets over the course of 1 hour
2) the "drifter" a.k.a the guy who disappears for five minutes, and then comes back to a station that looked open claiming he still has a few more sets
3) Cargo shorts and sandals - pretty much goes without saying, but i think we can all agree in unison that the implementation of self-inflicted life termination is the only appropriate course of action for gentlemen who have reached this level
4) yoga pants on fat women
5) fat women in general
6) the "talker" and "lifter" - c'mon f@g, take your f@ggy bluetooth off and actually lift. Quit trying to be some dorky "hustlin, multitasking" entrepreneur...most of the retards that do this aren't exactly the next Mr. Olympia. if you h0m0s would actually take your workout seriously, maybe you wouldn't look like someone who came straight from a spurstalk GTG who married the first women who consented to have sex with you
7) f@gs who just sit in there car forever....c'mon, u gotta listen to some f@ggy Tony Robbins motivational speech for an hour? Please... GTFO
8) The "big man on campus" guy...the guy who wears all the expensive sh!t, spends $100 a week on some g@y expensive haircut, only to bench press 135 lbs at the most. Please, you gotta atleast be pushing 300+ to be pulling that sh!t
9) slamming weights....you have the right to slam weights if there's more than two plates on each side in any lift (i.e. bench, squat, deadlift, etc)...although bench is questionable. If you're slamming weights or grunting and not actually lifting heavy weights, just trying to be a f@g to look cool, then you really need to contemplate the Viability of Suicide

[Trill Clinton]

Its the squat rack hippies for me.

Guys and girls both will spend HOURS on a squat rack not doing shit, stretching, eating and doing half ass squats.

[Spurtacular]

10) The shut-in quietly judging anything and everything.

[MultiTroll]

:lol

[Neo.]

1) The guy who stays on thing forever doing 8 sets over the course of 1 hour

scoff


2) the "drifter" a.k.a the guy who disappears for five minutes, and then comes back to a station that looked open claiming he still has a few more sets

scoff


3) Cargo shorts and sandals - pretty much goes without saying, but i think we can all agree in unison that the implementation of self-inflicted life termination is the only appropriate course of action for gentlemen who have reached this level

scoff


4) yoga pants on fat women

scoff


5) fat women in general

scoff


6) the "talker" and "lifter" - c'mon f@g, take your f@ggy bluetooth off and actually lift. Quit trying to be some dorky "hustlin, multitasking" entrepreneur...most of the retards that do this aren't exactly the next Mr. Olympia. if you h0m0s would actually take your workout seriously, maybe you wouldn't look like someone who came straight from a spurstalk GTG who married the first women who consented to have sex with you

scoff


7) f@gs who just sit in there car forever....c'mon, u gotta listen to some f@ggy Tony Robbins motivational speech for an hour? Please... GTFO

scoff


8) The "big man on campus" guy...the guy who wears all the expensive sh!t, spends $100 a week on some g@y expensive haircut, only to bench press 135 lbs at the most. Please, you gotta atleast be pushing 300+ to be pulling that sh!t

scoff


9) slamming weights....you have the right to slam weights if there's more than two plates on each side in any lift (i.e. bench, squat, deadlift, etc)...although bench is questionable. If you're slamming weights or grunting and not actually lifting heavy weights, just trying to be a f@g to look cool, then you really need to contemplate the Viability of Suicide

scoff


me

scoff

[Fat Brandon Bass]

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[SpursforSix]

what about the dudes walking around smoking and eating Oreos?
I hate those mfers

[Blake]

10) The shut-in quietly judging anything and everything in the 24 hour gym, reading Gab.com and posting tranny.jpgs on basketball message board at 3am

Scoff

[Blake]

what about the dudes walking around smoking and eating Oreos?
I hate those mfers

Try somewhere other than Planet Fatness

[SpursforSix]

Try somewhere other than Planet Fatness

let me know where I can work out for $10 / month. Richer.

[Blake]

let me know where I can work out for $10 / month. Richer.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0b921c857df6c2729eeab5412622c176/tumblr_pss8t9hZR41s535xbo3_540.gifv

[SpursforSix]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0b921c857df6c2729eeab5412622c176/tumblr_pss8t9hZR41s535xbo3_540.gifv

Ok...then let me know where I can work out for $10/month AND see a trannies in the dressing room.

[SpursforSix]

speaking of "Planet"...yes...let's visit...Planet...BOOM!

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[chunticakes]

speaking of "Planet"...yes...let's visit...Planet...BOOM!

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Speaking of gym, the other day I was doing leg raises and I accidentally farted LOUD. So loud that I in fact heard it over my headphones.

Needless to say, that would never happen had I been wearing Beats.

[Mark Celibate]

6) the "talker" and "lifter" - c'mon f@g, take your f@ggy bluetooth off and actually lift. Quit trying to be some dorky "hustlin, multitasking" entrepreneur...most of the retards that do this aren't exactly the next Mr. Olympia. if you h0m0s would actually take your workout seriously, maybe you wouldn't look like someone who came straight from a spurstalk GTG who married the first women who consented to have sex with you


sure enough, I'm at the gym today again and some h0m0 sits right in the middle of the weight area talking loudly on his Bluetooth about some f@ggy project at work....i guess really trying to impress us peasants on his super cool Project Manager responsibilities. occasionally he would make time to do some half-ass bicep curl of a 15 pound dumbbell. seriously, wtf is up with this sh!t?

And yes, he had a pretty unenviable skinny-fat body composition. The same type of composition you'd expect from someone who feels the need to broadcast such d0uchebaggery

[SpursforSix]

Speaking of gym, the other day I was doing leg raises and I accidentally farted LOUD. So loud that I in fact heard it over my headphones.

Needless to say, that would never happen had I been wearing Beats.

True story...a few months ago, I was in my studio laying down some freestyle and I farted pretty big time Jake. Later, when I was mixing (with my Beats Ultra 5x's), when I heard the fart, I could actually tell what I had eaten before.

[SpursforSix]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d5b5f9362caba0e09d43e1885d245810/tumblr_odu9kpNYvY1rlohoho1_500.gifv

[Spurtacular]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d5b5f9362caba0e09d43e1885d245810/tumblr_odu9kpNYvY1rlohoho1_500.gifv

:tu

[Spurtacular]

my personal list of things to "scoff" at @ the gym:


1) The guy who stays on thing forever doing 8 sets over the course of 1 hour
2) the "drifter" a.k.a the guy who disappears for five minutes, and then comes back to a station that looked open claiming he still has a few more sets
3) Cargo shorts and sandals - pretty much goes without saying, but i think we can all agree in unison that the implementation of self-inflicted life termination is the only appropriate course of action for gentlemen who have reached this level
4) yoga pants on fat women
5) fat women in general
6) the "talker" and "lifter" - c'mon f@g, take your f@ggy bluetooth off and actually lift. Quit trying to be some dorky "hustlin, multitasking" entrepreneur...most of the retards that do this aren't exactly the next Mr. Olympia. if you h0m0s would actually take your workout seriously, maybe you wouldn't look like someone who came straight from a spurstalk GTG who married the first women who consented to have sex with you
7) f@gs who just sit in there car forever....c'mon, u gotta listen to some f@ggy Tony Robbins motivational speech for an hour? Please... GTFO
8) The "big man on campus" guy...the guy who wears all the expensive sh!t, spends $100 a week on some g@y expensive haircut, only to bench press 135 lbs at the most. Please, you gotta atleast be pushing 300+ to be pulling that sh!t
9) slamming weights....you have the right to slam weights if there's more than two plates on each side in any lift (i.e. bench, squat, deadlift, etc)...although bench is questionable. If you're slamming weights or grunting and not actually lifting heavy weights, just trying to be a f@g to look cool, then you really need to contemplate the Viability of Suicide

Good work, tbh.

Not gonna hate on the fat women though. I always see them doing stupid stuff in public to get attention, and my thought is that they should be in the gym trying to look less hideous. Can't have it both ways.

[koriwhat]

10) The shut-in quietly judging anything and everything.

:tu :lmao

[Thanos]

Joey being reduced to the “tell em, Steve-Dave!” role is just sad tbh

[spurraider21]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU4EJfX2aXE

[Spurtacular]

Joey being reduced to the “tell em, Steve-Dave!” role is just sad tbh

Nobody cares what soy boy alt thinks anybody has been reduced to.

[lebomb]

I scoff at the guy that puts (10) 45lb plates on each side of the leg press only to move it 1" on each repetition. If this fool would do the exercise correctly pressing the weights from further down closer to his chest, he would either really lift about (3) 45lb plates on each side, or crush his body with the (10) trying to lift that much.

[DMC]

What's a gym?

[Thanos]

Nobody cares what soy boy alt thinks anybody has been reduced to.
Clearly you did :tu

[Trainwreck2100]

Its the squat rack hippies for me.

Guys and girls both will spend HOURS on a squat rack not doing shit, stretching, eating and doing half ass squats.

That's when you hit up the power cage

[Mark Celibate]

10) The shut-in quietly judging anything and everything.

missed this one at first tbh but that's another 'scoff' for me too imo

the guy who comes in with the hoodie and all that, doesn't smile, and tries to be mr. mysterious while always looking around like an autist as if he's the game warden of the gym or something. Please. take the hoodie off you f@g, and act normal instead of trying to be next 'pseudo-intellectual bodybuilder' like Kai Greene.

ran into one of those types the other day. he was sitting on a station near me, and everytime i looked at him he was staring at me as if i gave his daughter 'aids'

[SpursforSix]

also the dude that will lift for a few minutes and then all of a sudden, starts scooting his butt across the ground like a dog.

[Blake]

Every now and then there'll be the one dude when gym is empty that will get on machine next yours to compare what you're doing.

[Trill Clinton]

also the dude that will lift for a few minutes and then all of a sudden, starts scooting his butt across the ground like a dog.


Lol

[Spurtacular]

Every now and then there'll be the one dude when gym is empty that will get on machine next yours to compare what you're doing.

Gay recognize gay.

That's not happening to ST heteros.

[ElNono]

3) Cargo shorts and sandals - pretty much goes without saying, but i think we can all agree in unison that the implementation of self-inflicted life termination is the only appropriate course of action for gentlemen who have reached this level

how you feel about jorts, tbh? screams douchey frat-bro look and 90% of the time they can't pull it off anyways. I feel they're an auto scoff as well, IMVHO.

[Mark Celibate]

how you feel about jorts, tbh? screams douchey frat-bro look and 90% of the time they can't pull it off anyways. I feel they're an auto scoff as well, IMVHO.

rofl don't think i've seen the jorts before in the gym. definite 'scoff' for me though

[pgardn]

you need to be inside...

gtfoh

Boerne Lake is open for swimming and kayaking. They have triathlete clubs working out there.
Biking hard and running. Get healthy instead of growing muscles in you ears.
Bunch of idiots fascinated by mirrors...

[Blake]

Gay recognize gay.

That's not happening to ST heteros.

Lol "ST" heteros.

[Spurtacular]

Lol "ST" heteros.

As in Spurs Talk. Weak play; but it's not like you were gonna come with anything better.

[Blake]

As in Spurs Talk.

ST=Spurs Talk????

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense!

[Spurtacular]

ST=Spurs Talk????

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense!

This is just sad. Why even bother, board cuckold?

[Thanos]

ST=Spurs Talk????

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense!
:lmao

[Mark Celibate]

rofl

[BD24]

1,2, and 6 annoy the hell out of me.

3 doesn’t bother me per se, but that guy is generally a giant fucking loser who can’t push any weight for sure

[Fat Brandon Bass]

As in Spurs Talk. Weak play; but it's not like you were gonna come with anything better.

thanks for clearing that one up. I honestly was confused for the longest time. Now I know how Alan Turing must have felt when he cracked the enigma code tbh

[Spurtacular]

Slob gonna try to jump on my nuts with his alt army. Sad.

[Thanos]

thanks for clearing that one up. I honestly was confused for the longest time. Now I know how Alan Turing must have felt when he cracked the enigma code tbh
Attempting the semicolon was a signature Derp move as well :lol

[Blake]

Slob gonna try to jump on my nuts with his alt army. Sad.


Derp and his alts list with banned alts in red, so far:



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[Ef-man]

thanks for clearing that one up. I honestly was confused for the longest time. Now I know how Alan Turing must have felt when he cracked the enigma code tbh

Am sure that Alan Turing would have been disappointed to know that you are a homosexual too.

Maybe you could have turned him straight.

[Will Hunting]

my personal list of things to "scoff" at @ the gym:


1) The guy who stays on thing forever doing 8 sets over the course of 1 hour
2) the "drifter" a.k.a the guy who disappears for five minutes, and then comes back to a station that looked open claiming he still has a few more sets
3) Cargo shorts and sandals - pretty much goes without saying, but i think we can all agree in unison that the implementation of self-inflicted life termination is the only appropriate course of action for gentlemen who have reached this level
4) yoga pants on fat women
5) fat women in general
6) the "talker" and "lifter" - c'mon f@g, take your f@ggy bluetooth off and actually lift. Quit trying to be some dorky "hustlin, multitasking" entrepreneur...most of the retards that do this aren't exactly the next Mr. Olympia. if you h0m0s would actually take your workout seriously, maybe you wouldn't look like someone who came straight from a spurstalk GTG who married the first women who consented to have sex with you
7) f@gs who just sit in there car forever....c'mon, u gotta listen to some f@ggy Tony Robbins motivational speech for an hour? Please... GTFO
8) The "big man on campus" guy...the guy who wears all the expensive sh!t, spends $100 a week on some g@y expensive haircut, only to bench press 135 lbs at the most. Please, you gotta atleast be pushing 300+ to be pulling that sh!t
9) slamming weights....you have the right to slam weights if there's more than two plates on each side in any lift (i.e. bench, squat, deadlift, etc)...although bench is questionable. If you're slamming weights or grunting and not actually lifting heavy weights, just trying to be a f@g to look cool, then you really need to contemplate the Viability of Suicide
:lmao classic BUMP

It's exactly what they are too. "Hey everyone look at me at the gym also talking about my job in middle management. I've clearly got a lot going on!"