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Bynumite
06-03-2021, 09:35 PM
Tony Parker being nicknamed Enrique because of that Enrique Iglesias song "Hero" :lol It's gotta be up there in terms of creativity.

Whether it's a nickname for an athlete or a poster. Add on.
Benoit
06-03-2021, 09:36 PM
Bible Kemp
Millennial_Messiah
06-04-2021, 01:56 AM
Dominoes, Donkey, Elian/Eliancito, Klaynus, etc
JohnnyMax
06-04-2021, 02:44 AM
Nephew
KimmyGib
06-04-2021, 03:19 AM
LeRoid, Jimmy Assler
ezau
06-04-2021, 08:59 AM
Durbeta, LeBeta, Tom Rivers
Brazil
06-04-2021, 09:08 AM
_irk
Brazil
06-04-2021, 09:08 AM
Turnobili
Brazil
06-04-2021, 09:08 AM
Slowmo
KobesAchilles
06-04-2021, 09:10 AM
Dirk Noringsky was a good one too (before 2011)
Splits
06-04-2021, 10:07 AM
Fivehead

Derp
Thread
06-04-2021, 11:09 AM
Fivehead

Derp

Splits

Me. I gave you that nickname, bub. You ran to Kori and she laid it in.

How'd you repay me? Shit right in my face---tried to throw me out of here, run me off.
horseshue
06-04-2021, 11:31 AM
Turd towers.
Leetonidas
06-04-2021, 11:35 AM
Narutoluva

Derp

calf tats
Ghazi
06-04-2021, 11:43 AM
Ghazi
BD24
06-04-2021, 01:22 PM
Hi
Narutoluva

Derp

calf tats
All solid choices tbh.

surprised no one has mentioned “insert random Mexican name” for my boy lakersfan. That’s gotta be one of the funniest long running things on ST

I’ll also add Auntfucker to the list as well.
SpursforSix
06-04-2021, 01:52 PM
Kyle Anderson - the Cheetah
Seventyniner
06-04-2021, 01:54 PM
Pringles/_'Antoni are the ones that made me laugh the most.
Robz4000
06-04-2021, 02:29 PM
Tammy Tits and Fathead imo tbh fwiw
DMC
06-04-2021, 03:32 PM
Anus Cancer
Jeff Errors
illmatic
06-04-2021, 05:36 PM
Whitepants
FkLA
06-04-2021, 09:50 PM
Wombat
Donutcic
LkrFan
06-04-2021, 10:20 PM
_irk

:lol
LkrFan
06-04-2021, 10:20 PM
What about Jim? :lol
FkLA
06-04-2021, 10:38 PM
Anus Cancer
Jeff Errors

Fat Hands
davethedope
06-04-2021, 10:42 PM
Is Dad Killer a ST original?
Splits
06-05-2021, 05:23 AM
Splits

Me. I gave you that nickname, bub. You ran to Kori and she laid it in.

How'd you repay me? Shit right in my face---tried to throw me out of here, run me off.

Why are you still posting here, I ELEd you.


17 June 2019:


Then lay it on the line, you sideshow lookin' SOB, you. He gets 4 more years you leave. He is defeated I leave. No bullshit, that's it & that's all.


Done. And I'll piss on your grave.

Fuckin' welsher
Thread
06-05-2021, 05:34 AM
Why are you still posting here, I ELEd you.


17 June 2019:





Fuckin' welsher

You shouldn't a granted me grace then.

I'm stayin' right-fuckin'-here, Splits.

I named ya, me!!! ha, ha.
daboom1
06-05-2021, 07:06 AM
Tammy Tits and Fathead imo tbh fwiw

Porker
TOSB
gnsf
50mills
daboom1
06-05-2021, 07:07 AM
What about Jim? :lol

Jim Dunan :tu
Fat Hands
06-05-2021, 08:19 AM
Fat Hands

:tu
99 Problems
06-05-2021, 08:34 AM
Westbrick
Captain Jack
Bo-bo
Ferrari
baseline bum
06-05-2021, 08:36 AM
Snaq O'Meal wasn't bad
Isitjustme?
06-05-2021, 08:46 AM
Derptacular
Allan Rowe vs Wade
06-05-2021, 09:09 AM
HOTS

Tissot!

Manure Ginosebleed
DMC
06-05-2021, 10:48 AM
LDN
Choo Choo
Thread
06-05-2021, 11:50 AM
TOSB

That was me. I invented that. Me.
daboom1
06-05-2021, 03:49 PM
That was me. I invented that. Me.

gd right :tu
Spurtacular
06-05-2021, 06:50 PM
Kobme
Spurtacular
06-05-2021, 06:51 PM
Fat Hands

Fat Head
American Citizen
06-05-2021, 06:53 PM
The Tiny Ripple Brothers

https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=282660&highlight=Tiny+ripple+brothers
Spurtacular
06-05-2021, 07:09 PM
Black Ollie
Corpse McCallum
DMC
06-06-2021, 11:33 AM
Gregg Popazit
Cock Quitters
The Snowman (Matt Bonner, melts in the spring, solid in the winter)
Human Traffic Cone (Matt Bonner again)
Roger Missin' Jr :lol
Jimmer'd
06-06-2021, 11:49 AM
To name just a few...

Slob
Crusty
Psychopav
KidnapperGuy / RandomCuck
Millennial_Messiah
06-07-2021, 12:07 PM
Caron Assler/Jimmy Assler

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.
Millennial_Messiah
06-07-2021, 12:08 PM
Westbrick
Captain Jack
Bo-bo
Ferrari

Not ST Originals.
Bynumite
06-07-2021, 12:49 PM
I'm pretty sure I was the one who came up with Fat Antonio :lol
jeebus
06-07-2021, 01:04 PM
Tony Parker being nicknamed Enrique because of that Enrique Iglesias song "Hero" :lol It's gotta be up there in terms of creativity.

Whether it's a nickname for an athlete or a poster. Add on.

Not to toot my own horn but I'm fairly certain I came up with this one.

https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=227069&page=2&p=7033483&viewfull=1#post7033483
Bynumite
06-07-2021, 01:09 PM
Not to toot my own horn but I'm fairly certain I came up with this one.

https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=227069&page=2&p=7033483&viewfull=1#post7033483

I thought that was the work of TIMVPDP or whatever his name is.

Anyhow, that's one is pretty original. Props :tu
DMC
06-07-2021, 01:23 PM
I'm pretty sure I was the one who came up with Fat Antonio :lol

Wasn't creative or funny then either.
spurraider21
06-07-2021, 01:29 PM
Turd Towers
spurraider21
06-07-2021, 01:30 PM
Black Ollie
Corpse McCallum
these were never a thing no matter how hard you tried :lol
Thread
06-07-2021, 01:43 PM
these were never a thing no matter how hard you tried :lol

How bout "fart face" for Splits?
spurraider21
06-07-2021, 01:51 PM
How bout "fart face" for Splits?
those aint bad. remember that Splits itself was a nickname. and you do get the credit for TOSB
Bynumite
06-07-2021, 02:10 PM
Wasn't creative or funny then either.

You're fat and a spursfan. That's one hits close to home. I completely understand.
DMC
06-07-2021, 03:46 PM
You're fat and a spursfan. That's one hits close to home. I completely understand.

Or it could just be Fabbs level cheese.
DMC
06-07-2021, 03:47 PM
Turd Towers

Philo
jeebus
06-08-2021, 01:40 AM
I thought that was the work of TIMVPDP or whatever his name is.

Anyhow, that's one is pretty original. Props :tu

I don't think so, or if he did, we were super close in timing in naming him. I just remember everyone kept calling him hero ball or hero, so I started posting that video every now and then and calling him Enrique.
timtonymanu
06-08-2021, 03:24 AM
Not originally a SpursTalk nickname but lakaluva's "Ghost of Gashir" username on that naruto site was pretty faggy and hilarious, tbh.

Also how much thispego looked like Kyle's cousin on south park and people kept calling him that. :lol
timtonymanu
06-08-2021, 03:38 AM
I don't think so, or if he did, we were super close in timing in naming him. I just remember everyone kept calling him hero ball or hero, so I started posting that video every now and then and calling him Enrique.

I still laugh when you called Ayres "Errors" or "Uh huh" because exstatic would bump his thread after Errors had his rare one semi decent game. :lol
JamStone
06-08-2021, 08:25 AM
SpursTalk is the first place I’ve heard / read the term mouthbreather. I still laugh at it.

I don’t know who it refers to, but picklebreath is pretty hilarious too.
jeebus
06-08-2021, 11:28 AM
I still laugh when you called Ayres "Errors" or "Uh huh" because exstatic would bump his thread after Errors had his rare one semi decent game. :lol

The absolute shittiest players on the team still had their supporters; that was always weird. It also boggles the mind that Poop would play Errors over Bane, who was on the verge of breaking out. Which he did after he left SA. Course Bane is hot garbage now but I'd still have him now over current Errors, who's being passed around like a cheap whore in the japanese basketball league.
benefactor
06-08-2021, 11:48 AM
Big Rape
LDN
Dick Breath
Monkey baller
Friend killer
benefactor
06-08-2021, 11:59 AM
Oh...and Cawnbread
SuperCam
06-08-2021, 01:06 PM
i coined aaron fraudgers btw fyi imo


all time favorites are kiwi, 50mills and fathead


95% of nicknames used are autistic ghey try hard tho tbh
Allan Rowe vs Wade
06-08-2021, 02:15 PM
50 Mills lmao

when i talk to nonspurstalk people i always call him fitty mills and then have to correct myself to patty
Dirks_Finale
06-08-2021, 04:42 PM
Donutcic was a good one when he showed up looking like dough boy this season.

Porcelainzingis

Snaq O'meal, as previously mentioned, was legendary.
lefty
06-08-2021, 04:47 PM
resistanze once referred to Chris Bosh as “diplodocus neck motherfucker”
Will Hunting
06-08-2021, 06:57 PM
Not sure if it led to any nicknames but the 72 hour stretch where this entire forum was dunking on the poster Horse was greatness :lol
Rummpd
06-08-2021, 07:06 PM
Denver Abuser - I am sorry it not GQ to say that.
benefactor
06-08-2021, 09:54 PM
Not sure if it led to any nicknames but the 72 hour stretch where this entire forum was dunking on the poster Horse was greatness :lol
That was when he was supposed to go meet mavs>spurs to fight him iirc:lol
benefactor
06-08-2021, 10:26 PM
Which Mavs poster was it that BRHornet used to go in on? He made that post that said his girl loved dudes that looked like Tyson Chandler.:lol
jeebus
06-09-2021, 01:46 AM
fathead

I did that one too. It didn't really take off until 2015 during the summer league iirc

EDIT: yup, found it. 2nd post. https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=249419
timtonymanu
06-09-2021, 02:01 AM
Which Mavs poster was it that BRHornet used to go in on? He made that post that said his girl loved dudes that looked like Tyson Chandler.:lol

Pretty sure it was Ghazi lol
timtonymanu
06-09-2021, 02:04 AM
Not sure if it led to any nicknames but the 72 hour stretch where this entire forum was dunking on the poster Horse was greatness :lol


That was when he was supposed to go meet mavs>spurs to fight him iirc:lol

Holy shit I remember that. :lol massage therapist with glazed donut filled fingers

Found the thread too: https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199179
jeebus
06-09-2021, 02:17 AM
Holy shit I remember that. :lol massage therapist with glazed donut filled fingers

Found the thread too: https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199179

Prime spurstalk
resistanze
06-12-2021, 07:37 PM
resistanze once referred to Chris Bosh as “diplodocus neck motherfucker”

:lol :toast
baseline bum
06-12-2021, 07:49 PM
I'm pretty sure I was the one who came up with Fat Antonio :lol

Jim Rome called San Antonio that shit back in the 90s
KobesAchilles
06-12-2021, 08:02 PM
Idk if this is a Spurstalk thing but did someone here come up with Shrillary?
Spurtacular
06-12-2021, 08:57 PM
Idk if this is a Spurstalk thing but did someone here come up with Shrillary?

That's not bad.

I've seen Shitlery and Hitlery on ST and elsewhere.

But I like Shrillary or Shillary better, since it's on based on the popular revisionist history.
Biggems
06-13-2021, 12:08 PM
I'm pretty sure I was the one who came up with Fat Antonio :lol

nope, That shit has been around since before the internet......Hell, even Jim Rome called it Fat Antonio on his radio station in the mid 90s.
Neo.
06-13-2021, 01:46 PM
jim dunan was my favorite and idk why :lol
Slob
06-13-2021, 05:37 PM
jim dunan was my favorite and idk why :lol

:lol
Will Hunting
06-13-2021, 07:30 PM
Tom Rivers is definitely one of my favorites. I’ve yelled “LET TOM RIVERS SHOOT!” at my TV several times watching the Suns Nuggets series :lol
Spurtacular
06-14-2021, 04:40 AM
Blakeline Dumb
lefty
06-14-2021, 07:43 AM
jim dunan was my favorite and idk why :lol

:lol yep

And you got it right, it’s Jim Dunan, without a C
Killakobe81
06-14-2021, 02:49 PM
SpursTalk is the first place I’ve heard / read the term mouthbreather. I still laugh at it.

I don’t know who it refers to, but picklebreath is pretty hilarious too.

I heard it elsewhere but I do find it humorous, still when used appropriately
Killakobe81
06-14-2021, 02:53 PM
LDN Green ...
Jim Duncan...
The cuck ...
Calf tatts...
Donkey Green
lefty
06-14-2021, 04:15 PM
LDN Green ...
Jim Duncan...
The cuck ...
Calf tatts...
Donkey Green
It's Jim Dunan
Killakobe81
06-14-2021, 08:04 PM
It's Jim Dunan

U right, my bad
lefty
06-14-2021, 08:12 PM
U right, my bad

:bobo
Spurtacular
06-16-2021, 05:12 AM
ElCopo DeNieve
Karrins
Brazil
06-16-2021, 09:22 AM
I love the retiring the D of the names for qualifying no defense... shit is hilarious tbh.. _allas _irk etc... not sure who came up with that but that's greatness
lefty
06-16-2021, 09:34 AM
Achilles
Spurtacular
07-04-2021, 08:16 PM
Blue Santa (for Faggs)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFlxHrifSuc&t=64s
Ef-man
07-04-2021, 11:14 PM
Fuckin' Welsher Thread
American Citizen
07-05-2021, 12:32 AM
Blue Santa (for Faggs)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFlxHrifSuc&t=64s

:lol
LaMarcus Bryant
07-05-2021, 08:28 AM
longo ball made me lol
DMC
07-06-2021, 10:12 AM
I love the retiring the D of the names for qualifying no defense... shit is hilarious tbh.. _allas _irk etc... not sure who came up with that but that's greatness

Probably comes from _ason Kidd, no J.
Jeremy
07-06-2021, 03:26 PM
SpursTalk is the first place I’ve heard / read the term mouthbreather. I still laugh at it.

I don’t know who it refers to, but picklebreath is pretty hilarious too.

First time I heard the term mouthbreather was from Tony Femino in the 1990s. Thread will know who that is.
Thread
07-06-2021, 05:14 PM
First time I heard the term mouthbreather was from Tony Femino in the 1990s. Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) will know who that is.

Oh, yeah, Tony Femino. They did a remote one day way back then and I drove over, but they were not hospitable whatsoever. Even among themselves they seemed to be uneasy. Golic was there as well. I finally just up and left when they weren't looking. tee, hee.