"The Plane Ride from Dallas to Los Angeles was so Quiet, you Could hear a SEASON drop" - Woj

[Mark Celibate]

f*ck me, and f*ck you to anyone reading this...you're a f@ggot.

Now that I got that out of the way, f*ck this team too. How the he11 do you have three chances at home to close a team out, and fail every single time? I could only imagine that lack of killer instinct would come from interesting, intelligent men who are fundamentally happy and fulfilled in their NBA careers. Now my Viability of Suicide rests on Game 7. The only thing I can really say at this point is......










































stretch loves the reach around by dirk4mvp while both get fucked by badfish while dunanownskobe slobs their knobs while edward and his crippled ass rolls around on the floor gulping up their excrement while ignigknokt jacks off in the corner watching roddybeaubois toss twhottts salad while chrismihm can't get a real center job in the nba while symple19 plays with his dogs balls while badodor can't get no action cause he stinks while monosylab1k cries because he feels guilty getting rammed in the ass by jjjjj890 while all of them cry because they're a bunch of mavs and suns fag fans.

now you know who's ignored. fags.

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

sorry for your loss

[baseline bum]

So how is Poorzingis going to follow up his 8 point showing in Game 5 and 7 point showing in Game 6 for Game 7?

[Thread]

So how is Poorzingis going to follow up his 8 point showing in Game 5 and 7 point showing in Game 6 for Game 7?

Mornin', fart face.

[DMC]

Getting outplayed by Boban. Poordingus with no idea which position to play, wants to be a Curry.

[horseshue]

So how is Poorzingis going to follow up his 8 point showing in Game 5 and 7 point showing in Game 6 for Game 7?

To be fair, he doesnt realy get the ball on offence. I dont understand why mavs are playing him likes that. That is on coach and point guard. If they lose game 7, he is gone 100%. Hell, he is gone already by 95%.

[Thread]

Can you imagine the plane ride from Dallas back to D.C. in November of '63?...everybody taking turns teaching John-John how to salute on command..."But, mama, there is blood on your pink dress."

"Hush, when I pinch your arm, take two steps forward and salute toward the horse's in the street."

[jeebus]

You're lying down in your bed, bringing you hands to your mouth once more to lubricate your penis. You've been masturbating for one hour now, yet you still haven't came and your penis is beginning to absorb your saliva, becoming a sticky, burning hot rod. Furiously, you begin to accelerate your masturbation rapidly. By two hours, your cock is burning in pain yet there is not a single drop of cum - not even precum.


Meanwhile, next door, a girl is masturbating too, on stream, but they can't reach orgasm. In desperation, the girl has resorted to using multiple dildos inside her pussy, but even that is no use. The girl then makes a makeshift sex machine from a dildo and an electric power tool - once again, this is futile. She punches her pillow in defeat.


By three hours, you've given up trying to cum and gone downstairs to watch more anime. However, upon seeing an anime girl fall over and have a panty shot, you feel the need to cum again. Biting your arm to lead the the pain away from your penis, you rapidly masturbate. By four hours, you're screaming as your rough masturbation soon rips the skin cells off your dick. Your cock is now a burning red giant, but there is no cum left - any precum that was there has evaporated.


Meanwhile, the girl screams too - not because of finally reaching orgasm, but because they've gone so long without one that they've resorted to anything. Rapidly pushing the small cactus in and outside of herself, the girl's toe curl on bed sheets as blood flows out from her vaginal entrance. body spasming in pain - but still, she does not orgasm. The world is getting even more desperate.


Suddenly, you get a discord notification from a friend, saying they've been trying to cum to Dream x George fanfiction, but they've ended up making their cock a, quote, "burning red giant." Your eyes open in shock horror - it can't be, can it? You rush to the television to ask your waifu how to resolve this mystery when you find that the TV has replaced the anime with an emergency government announcement - there's a new disease preventing orgasms... and its contagious. You feel as if you're about to faint, quickly looking up if there's a cure - there is none. You screech in anger, knowing that your waifu will never love you if you can't pour semen all over a shitty print out of her.


Meanwhile, the girl cries, double fisting her bleeding self as she shrieks in rage, desperate to orgasm. What on Earth can a female do in life if they cannot orgasm? The girl is realising her chatterbate viewers are going down - she needs this orgasm. Realising that there is no hope, she illogically becomes even more desperate, suddenly barging into her brother's room, who is lying naked on the floor, dick ripped off next to a knife; the disease has claimed its first victim. She shoves the dick in her pussy, crying as the lactic acid burns her arm as she rapidly accelerates her brother's dethatched cock in and out, but it's no use: she has the disease.


Suddenly, both of them stop. There's a large siren and a warning appears on the televisions of every house in the world, "There is no more cum." The world quickly devolves and you hear a car crash into your house. Out of nowhere, a man grabs you by the neck, desperately shoving his cock in your ass in the need of cum, raping you. Yet, it's no use - the man has the disease, and so do you. Luckily, there's a gun to the side and you manage to pry the discord moderator off, before killing him.


Given a few weeks, society practically doesn't exist - it's like the apocalypse. Crime rates have skyrocketed as people loot dildo shops. The hospitals are beginning to crumble as more and more women show up with more and more exotic accidents. Meanwhile men are being completely taken over by their horniness: a female reporter is stood outside, reporting where the disease was first reported, and you feel the urge. You and the cameraman both turn on her trust, stripping her down and savagely pummelling her, but it's not use - you can not cum. The woman shouts, enraged too, for she can not orgasm either. Children in high school are to scared to go outside and you don't blame them, knowing what sickening lows you may succumb too once this disease truly takes control. Other children, who had already been on discord and thus knew about sex thanks to the moderators, have began spiralling into madness too - high schools have become orgies, with devastating costs to the countries IQ, you think.


Eighty years pass and the human population plummets. Listening to Prokofiev's "Death of Tybalt" in your asylum room, you attempt to masturbate one more time. Unbeknownst to you, your the last human on the planet. Entire families have killed each other, each one raping the others corpse, foolishly believing from online sources that necrophilia was the cure. Men and women have killed themselves in spectacular accidents, dying in human crushes as hundreds of orgy-goers suffocate naked. Young teenagers have formed sex cults, praying to bizarre dank memes whilst furiously fucking each other in the hope that somehow, a fucking meme removes the symptoms of a disease. Like you thought, the IQ of the general population has lowered. However, you know better, you know there's no cure so you separated yourself from the idiots, hiding away in this asylum with a few staff who have recently died too... And you still can't cum. Wailing in sadness, you scratch and tear at your cock, wishing it to hell. Eventually, with enough force, you rip your sexual organ clean off and force it into your metal handcuffs.


"What's this?" You think - it worked. The handcuffs are unlocked. You look outside to the asylum balcony. You can finally escape this petty world. "How men and women have fallen so far." You think, "To go from civil creatures to savage beasts, killing and raping everything in their path." You shake your head, thinking of the NatGeoWild documentaries you used to watch about savage apes. With a curse to the sky, the disease claims it's last life as the host throws itself off the balcony. Human life is gone and now, the disease has become animal born too. A few thousand years pass and there are no complex life forms at all...



There's no more cum left on Earth.

[KimmyGib]

Can't believe they played Maxi Kleber most of that 4th quarter. Yikes.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Mavs have road court advantage for game 7, so they should win easy :tu

[Dennis the Menace]

Spurs game 6 in Miami was much worse than anything the Mavs have experienced or are experiencing. Pull it together & keep the faith

[Thread]

Spurs game 6 in Miami was much worse than anything the Mavs have experienced or are experiencing. Pull it together & keep the faith

...they had strung the restraining ropes for ya's, Menace, and were selling your shit. Duncan's wife had him in such a state, yet he still was this[]close to pulling it off, thus setting off his coronation, Media woulda ate-it-up. I was so happy, I danced the jig here at the house, slept like a baby. You came back though and won it the following year, but even that was haunting ya's as it should have been your back-to-back, which of course you've never gotten and most likely never will. I put up over 1,000 posts in less than 24 hours pissing & moaning about that '14 one, and Kori permitted me to vent my spleen without tossing me out.

8 years come and gone. Where does it go?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I wanted to see the Clippers and Lakers both lose in the first round. Sadly the Clips and Mavs is a battle of two of the least clutch organizations in the history of sports.

I said a few days ago that if this goes 7, the home team will finally win a game. So I expect the Clips to run away with it tonight and probably win by 20. I hope I’m wrong.

[Neo.]

I wanted to see the Clippers and Lakers both lose in the first round. Sadly the Clips and Mavs is a battle of two of the least clutch organizations in the history of sports.

I said a few days ago that if this goes 7, the home team will finally win a game. So I expect the Clips to run away with it tonight and probably win by 20. I hope I’m wrong.

after 2011 this literally cannot apply to the mavs anymore tbqh

arguably the best championship run ever with maybe the most clutch moments ever seen in a single run

[Thanos]

I wanted to see the Clippers and Lakers both lose in the first round. Sadly the Clips and Mavs is a battle of two of the least clutch organizations in the history of sports.

I said a few days ago that if this goes 7, the home team will finally win a game. So I expect the Clips to run away with it tonight and probably win by 20. I hope I’m wrong.
Didn’t you guys choke on a fat one in 2006 to the Mavericks?

[Thread]

Didn’t you guys choke on a fat one in 2006 to the Mavericks?

Nail 'em up, Thanos!!!

[Thanos]

I wanted to see the Clippers and Lakers both lose in the first round. Sadly the Clips and Mavs is a battle of two of the least clutch organizations in the history of sports.

I said a few days ago that if this goes 7, the home team will finally win a game. So I expect the Clips to run away with it tonight and probably win by 20. I hope I’m wrong.
lol Spurs also gagged a 3-2 lead to the Clippers :lmao

https://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2015-nba-western-conference-first-round-spurs-vs-clippers.html

[Capt Bringdown]

Didn’t you guys choke on a fat one in 2006 to the Mavericks?

The 1st of 2 championships given away by Manu's reckless play.
https://s.hdnux.com/photos/27/47/30/6190607/3/920x920.jpg

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

lol Spurs also gagged a 3-2 lead to the Clippers :lmao

https://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2015-nba-western-conference-first-round-spurs-vs-clippers.html

You had to go to Basketball Reference to find that? I’m pretty sure the Spurs lost a 3-1 lead to Washington back in 1978. Not sure what your point is. I’m sure you’re a little bitter, because it sucks to have your super team ousted in the first round, and LeBron not doing a whole lot outside of the bubble since joining LA. But you kind of have to figure the Lakers are a team that has sucked for most of the last decade, not really well run, so it’s understandable that he wouldn’t do too well there.

[Thanos]

You had to go to Basketball Reference to find that? I’m pretty sure the Spurs lost a 3-1 lead to Washington back in 1978. Not sure what your point is.
You singled out the Clippers and Mavs for being historically bad franchises. I pointed out that the Spurs choked against both of them.

Sorry you needed that spoonfed to you, you can now return to your safe space.

[Mark Celibate]

Thanos, bullying dark skinned playas in the rectangular area underneath the rim per par etc

[Chucho]

Luka was right when he said he's proved nothing.

Gotta suck for Mavs and Rockets fans...the Spurs are on equal footing with their shit franchises for the first time in 30 years and they can't even really revel in it.

[Texas_Ranger]

the mavs exceeded their expectations when they got into the playoffs. The media that was hyping that team was retarded. Put Luka away and that team wins 10 games max. A bunc of g leaguers and players that should be in China.

[DMC]

Didn’t you guys choke on a fat one in 2006 to the Mavericks?

I remember that. Same year Steve Nash almost single handedly destroyed the Lakers.

[Thread]

Luka was right when he said he's proved nothing.

Gotta suck for Mavs and Rockets fans...the Spurs are on equal footing with their shit franchises for the first time in 30 years and they can't even really revel in it.

Well you staunched the bleeding after they were selling your shit, but it was only a temporary fix. Then Leonard vamoosed and Pop let Trump get into mutton-head and you're back to square one.

This time, Chooch: stay-the-fuck-down!

[Arcadian]

It's a tough pill to swallow. And you led by 20+ in game 3. :lol Jesus

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

You singled out the Clippers and Mavs for being historically bad franchises. I pointed out that the Spurs choked against both of them.

Sorry you needed that spoonfed to you, you can now return to your safe space.

Point was, the Clippers and Mavs historically can't get to the promised land, with the exception of Dirk's 2011 squad, and tend to fold in the post season. It was a matchup of two perennial losers <-- the point. Show me a team that been to the playoffs multiple times that hasn't lost a series when being ahead.

I thought Thanos was supposed to be smart. You're goofy and sweet all rolled into one adorable character.

But what I really want to know, more importantly than your lack of knowledge of the history of basketball, is how Tony Stark easily yanked six infinity stones off your hand without you even noticing at the conclusions of EndGame, when a whole team of people, including Iron Man, couldn't do the same thing in the previous movie. I find that perplexing.

Stick to your strengths. Perhaps you were googling basketball facts when Tony did that?

[DMC]

Point was, the Clippers and Mavs historically can't get to the promised land, with the exception of Dirk's 2011 squad, and tend to fold in the post season. It was a matchup of two perennial losers <-- the point. Show me a team that been to the playoffs multiple times that hasn't lost a series when being ahead.

I thought Thanos was supposed to be smart. You're goofy and sweet all rolled into one adorable character.

But what I really want to know, more importantly than your lack of knowledge of the history of basketball, is how Tony Stark easily yanked six infinity stones off your hand without you even noticing at the conclusions of EndGame, when a whole team of people, including Iron Man, couldn't do the same thing in the previous movie. I find that perplexing.

Stick to your strengths. Perhaps you were googling basketball facts when Tony did that?

Dallas went to the Finals in 2006 as well. They've been solid for a long time. There are plenty teams to look at for lack of production before you even mention Dallas.

[ambchang]

Point was, the Clippers and Mavs historically can't get to the promised land, with the exception of Dirk's 2011 squad, and tend to fold in the post season. It was a matchup of two perennial losers <-- the point. Show me a team that been to the playoffs multiple times that hasn't lost a series when being ahead.

I thought Thanos was supposed to be smart. You're goofy and sweet all rolled into one adorable character.

But what I really want to know, more importantly than your lack of knowledge of the history of basketball, is how Tony Stark easily yanked six infinity stones off your hand without you even noticing at the conclusions of EndGame, when a whole team of people, including Iron Man, couldn't do the same thing in the previous movie. I find that perplexing.

Stick to your strengths. Perhaps you were googling basketball facts when Tony did that?

I am more interested in why Thanos didn't snap his fingers to double the universe's resources but instead to remove half the living things.

[Thanos]

Point was, the Clippers and Mavs historically can't get to the promised land, with the exception of Dirk's 2011 squad, and tend to fold in the post season. It was a matchup of two perennial losers <-- the point. Show me a team that been to the playoffs multiple times that hasn't lost a series when being ahead.

I thought Thanos was supposed to be smart. You're goofy and sweet all rolled into one adorable character.

But what I really want to know, more importantly than your lack of knowledge of the history of basketball, is how Tony Stark easily yanked six infinity stones off your hand without you even noticing at the conclusions of EndGame, when a whole team of people, including Iron Man, couldn't do the same thing in the previous movie. I find that perplexing.

Stick to your strengths. Perhaps you were googling basketball facts when Tony did that?
Oh snap! (pun intended) It’s that old school BNSF and his ultra generic “In a world of hype, we just win! Hey remember guys, SPAM! Spurs Peak After March, get it! Yo Spurs Chicks, where are them Bravatars at? North Texas? More like South Oklahoma! Oh boy, NO LIMIT ARMY COMMANDER is in the house! Can we get another GTG going, I wanna see T-Park vs Manny in a churro eating contest!” 2005 era smack talk, how could I ever counter that? :cry

[Mark Celibate]

Where's ShoogarBear when ya need him?

[FrostKing]

Strong thread. Saw this before Game7. Missed the game but Luka score 40+?

Mavericks are the darling of NBA. This team is climbing the ladder. I am a fan.

[Ghazi]

There's no more cum left on Earth

[Ghazi]

There's no more cum left on Earth

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Where's ShoogarBear when ya need him?

I miss Shoog.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Dallas went to the Finals in 2006 as well. They've been solid for a long time. There are plenty teams to look at for lack of production before you even mention Dallas.

I suppose. For all the money Cuban threw at them over the years you’d of figured they’d of done more. He invested a ton into getting that one ring, and no playoff series wins since. Dirk deserved better, IMO. But you’re right, there are several NBA teams who’d change places with the Mavs in NBA history.