Whats Cracka'Lackin Yo?

[snowboarder]

Sup guys..

This is my 1st post. Oh no!

alright im out





Im rich BIIIIIIIATTTCH!!

[Marklar MM]

Its a celebration, bitches. Show me your titties.

[PakiDan]

fix me some pancakes, bitch.

[snowboarder]

i already got my fans in here

[samikeyp]

You might not know this, Joe Rogan...but I smoke rock.

[sa_butta]

Hey cool I know some black people.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck yo couch nigga. Fuck yo couch!!

[NZHayden]

turn my mike up

[Ginofan]

When keepin' it real goes wrong.

[ObiwanGinobili]

We're black actors man... black actors... we gotta stick together!!

[Ginofan]

I'm about to go from ashy to classy

[samikeyp]

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

[KEDA]

Ashy Larry once rolled 777 sevens in a row!!



Oh, and here comes the JACK MOVE!!!

[KEDA]

So, Chappelle, whens the crack party?

[samikeyp]

I have always wanted to say this...

Fershizzle.

[Ginofan]

Dave: On the show Good Times, Who was Bookman?
Contestant: I've never seen the show. Was he a janitor?
Dave: That is correct. Amazing. He never saw the show but somehow he knew Bookman was cleaning up.

[midgetonadonkey]

Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty?

Dave Chappelle: Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity.

R. Kelly's Grandma: That's my Robert, always peeing on people.

[blackbucket]

"they should've never given you niggas money!"

[Ginofan]

It's called crack... all it is is some cocaine, bakin' soda, and I think I tasted egg and cinammon.

[Marklar MM]

Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.

Samuel Jackson: Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!


Samuel Jackson: How's it taste, motherfucker?

Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me?

Samuel Jackson: No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me! Drink up, bitch!

[Marklar MM]

So long fried rice, hello fried chicken. I love you Dad!

[Marklar MM]

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

[ObiwanGinobili]

And the asians select.... as thier pick in the very 1st racial draft.... the asains piack...the wu tang clan!!!

[Marklar MM]

And the asians select.... as thier pick in the very 1st racial draft.... the asains piack...the wu tang clan!!!

'Konichiwa Bitches'

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Robert Petkoff: The blacks have won the coin toss, so they get to go first.
Dave Chappelle: Wow, that's the first lottery a black person's won in a long time.
Bill Burr: Yes, and they'll probably still complain. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Dave Chappelle: heh heh - man, fuck you.

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Dave Chappelle: I've just received word that Tiger has lost all his endorsements. Nike, Wheaties, Amex, Tag Heuer, the whole shebang-a-bang. Well, tough break, n****. There's always FUBU.

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[samikeyp]

Game...Blouses.

[midgetonadonkey]

The best "when keeping it real goes wrong" is with that dude that works in the office and gets pissed when the guys wants to shake is hand. He snaps and at the end he yells Wu-Tang. That shit is hilarious. And at the end when he is cleaning windows and the dude give him a dollar and he tells him "A dollar? What the fuck am I gonna do with a dollar man, I got kids."

[blackbucket]

Prince: "Shoot the J, SHOOT IT".

[KEDA]

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/chappelle1.jpg

UNITY!!

[KEDA]

http://indi.ca/images/lanka/tyrone_biggums_crack.jpg

and then go and see Martinez, cause his shit is the bomb.

[Puppy Dog]

sup dave, did you find what you were looking for in Africa?

Pryor did. :tu

[spurs=bling]

nuttin' foo' what about ya

[3rdCoast]

blingy is a guy

[CharlieMac]

sup dave, did you find what you were looking for in Africa?

Pryor did. :tu

I think Chappelle's 15 minutes are up. Pryor never gets old though.

[Puppy Dog]

chappelle is just getting started...he backed off due to the pressure...he'll be back better than ever soon...wait for it...unless your not a fan of Dave's...then don't wait for it...:lol

[samikeyp]

"Yellow cake..YELLOW CAKE!"

[KEDA]

If you got hate in your heart let it out!!!!

[samikeyp]

"Cunnilingus Rice!" :lmao

[KEDA]

Sounds like a mexican dish

[midgetonadonkey]

If you got hate in your heart let it out!!!!

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

[SpursWoman]

Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty?

Dave Chappelle: Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity.

R. Kelly's Grandma: That's my Robert, always peeing on people.


User just downloaded that one the other night and showed it to me .... I'm still cracking up over that fucking video. :lol

[KEDA]

drip drip drip

http://img.dumpalink.com/i/u/cDw57xVQ.jpg

[sa_butta]

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml

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