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Trill Clinton
06-24-2021, 01:39 PM
What should I buy him for his Gday?
Millennial_Messiah
06-24-2021, 01:41 PM
Nothing, just like last year, because you're a black guy so his mom is taking care of him just fine without you in his life.
leemajors
06-24-2021, 01:42 PM
What should I buy him for his Gday?

Balance bike?
Millennial_Messiah
06-24-2021, 01:43 PM
Balance bike?
Only if it contains fried chicken and watermelon.
Reck
06-24-2021, 01:55 PM
Nothing, just like last year, because you're a black guy so his mom is taking care of him just fine without you in his life.

Were you going for extra cringe on the side with this post?
Reck
06-24-2021, 01:59 PM
Congrats, Trill.

As to what to buy him..Legos?
SpursforSix
06-24-2021, 02:01 PM
What should I buy him for his Gday?

Just saw a story the other day that I wish I had done.

Anyway...a father started an email account for his newborn and has been sending pictures and thoughts to it as they happen. When the kid turns 18, he's going to give him the login and password.
Reck
06-24-2021, 02:06 PM
Just saw a story the other day that I wish I had done.

Anyway...a father started an email account for his newborn and has been sending pictures and thoughts to it as they happen. When the kid turns 18, he's going to give him the login and password.

So he thinks the son will just read thousands of emails by the time he's 18? And who knows what type of relationship they'll have. Noble idea until you start thinking about practicality.
Trill Clinton
06-24-2021, 02:10 PM
Balance bike?

You read my mind. Def getting him one of these.
SpursforSix
06-24-2021, 02:10 PM
So he thinks the son will just read thousands of emails by the time he's 18? And who knows what type of relationship they'll have. Noble idea until you start thinking about practicality.

It's a great idea assuming the relationship works. Maybe even if it doesn't. And I doubt we're talking about thousands. At least he shouldn't be sending that many.
SpursforSix
06-24-2021, 02:11 PM
You read my mind. Def getting him one of these.

You'll fucking break it.
Trill Clinton
06-24-2021, 02:11 PM
Only if it contains fried chicken and watermelon.


Nothing, just like last year, because you're a black guy so his mom is taking care of him just fine without you in his life.

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playblair
06-24-2021, 02:29 PM
g day............gtfo u r not a banger
tlongII
06-24-2021, 02:41 PM
Get him a Damian Lillard jersey. :tu
baseline bum
06-24-2021, 03:19 PM
What should I buy him for his Gday?

Jurassic Park Arcade game

https://www.thepinballcompany.com/product/jurassic-park-arcade/
TSA
06-24-2021, 03:42 PM
What should I buy him for his Gday?

Second the balance bike. My boy started on one of those and then out of the blue said he was ready for his bike with pedals and just hopped on it and started riding it and didn't fall once.
SpursforSix
06-24-2021, 03:45 PM
Jurassic Park Arcade game

https://www.thepinballcompany.com/product/jurassic-park-arcade/

Who do you think he is? Cosmic Cowboy?
FrostKing
06-24-2021, 05:50 PM
What should I buy him for his Gday?
Congrats brother
baseline bum
06-24-2021, 07:22 PM
Who do you think he is? Cosmic Cowboy?

We're all in the 1% here aren't we?
Spurtacular
06-24-2021, 09:15 PM
What to get a pretend black son?

:lol Faggs
Spurtacular
06-24-2021, 09:17 PM
https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/8c1/4e1/05a166cc4c516b386f10ad11ec3120f150-15-joker.rhorizontal.w700.jpg


You still can't keep track of what screen name you do this on, Faggs.
Joseph Kony
06-24-2021, 09:21 PM
Derp thinks Trill is a Fabbs alt now :lmao :lmao how fucking sad are you when you think everyone is an alt because you yourself had to make 40 of them to get anyone to agree with you :lmao


Oh and happy bday to your son OP :toast
Spurtacular
06-25-2021, 09:10 AM
^^^

:lol Faggs got Faggs back.
LaMarcus Bryant
06-25-2021, 09:20 AM
I always thought Trill Clinton was ALVAREZ
SpursforSix
06-25-2021, 09:48 AM
We're all in the 1% here aren't we?

Even the black people?
SpursforSix
06-25-2021, 09:49 AM
Derp thinks Trill is a Fabbs alt now :lmao :lmao how fucking sad are you when you think everyone is an alt because you yourself had to make 40 of them to get anyone to agree with you :lmao


Oh and happy bday to your son OP :toast

That would be funny as hell if Trill is white. I accused him of that for years but he didn't crack. Eventually I came to think of him as black.

And I need him to be black so I can say I have a black friend.

But it's definitely not Fabbs.
Trill Clinton
06-25-2021, 09:54 AM
That would be funny as hell if Trill is white. I accused him of that for years but he didn't crack. Eventually I came to think of him as black.

And I need him to be black so I can say I have a black friend.

But it's definitely not Fabbs.

You know black people have internet access as well. Its cool tho. I used to think you were Avante.
SpursforSix
06-25-2021, 10:34 AM
You know black people have internet access as well. Its cool tho. I used to think you were Avante.

LOL...for real? Can you imagine the time and dedication it would take to have pulled that off?
chunticakes
06-25-2021, 11:47 AM
What should I buy him for his Gday?

Congrats, fam. I didn't even know you had a son. In addition to the balance bike why don't you get him some books and start a college fund?
chunticakes
06-25-2021, 11:50 AM
Jurassic Park Arcade game

https://www.thepinballcompany.com/product/jurassic-park-arcade/

And if you're ballin' on a budget like the rest of us, the Jurassic Park Pinball Machine is only $7,000.
SpursforSix
06-25-2021, 11:53 AM
Congrats, fam. I didn't even know you had a son. In addition to the balance bike why don't you get him some books and start a college fund?

Well...to be fair, Trill probably didn't know he had a son either.
Spurtacular
06-25-2021, 11:55 AM
Lots of good pinball machines on that site. Played GOT pinball once or twice; but don't remember how good it is.
Trill Clinton
06-25-2021, 12:00 PM
Congrats, fam. I didn't even know you had a son. In addition to the balance bike why don't you get him some books and start a college fund?

We asked for books at his baby shower so he has a library of books already. Got the fidelity account set up with some growth stocks for him.


Well...to be fair, Trill probably didn't know he had a son either.

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SpursforSix
06-25-2021, 01:17 PM
We asked for books at his baby shower so he has a library of books already. Got the fidelity account set up with some growth stocks for him.



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Good Night Moon is still GOAT. Hope that's in there.
leemajors
06-25-2021, 01:35 PM
Good Night Moon is still GOAT. Hope that's in there.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1a/The_Monster_at_the_End_of_This_Book_Starring_Lovab le%2C_Furry_Old_Grover.jpg/220px-The_Monster_at_the_End_of_This_Book_Starring_Lovab le%2C_Furry_Old_Grover.jpg
SpursforSix
06-25-2021, 02:59 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1a/The_Monster_at_the_End_of_This_Book_Starring_Lovab le%2C_Furry_Old_Grover.jpg/220px-The_Monster_at_the_End_of_This_Book_Starring_Lovab le%2C_Furry_Old_Grover.jpg

I totally don't know that one. You might be old enough...do you remember Richard Scarry books? I wonder if these are still around.
leemajors
06-25-2021, 03:33 PM
I totally don't know that one. You might be old enough...do you remember Richard Scarry books? I wonder if these are still around.

Yes, they were great for learning vocab. My mom still has them.
Adam Lambert
06-25-2021, 03:38 PM
You could get him a hooker.
ElNono
06-25-2021, 03:43 PM
Happy bday to OP's kid... If Avante would be here, he'll say he's ready for free candy, tbh
playblair
06-25-2021, 04:28 PM
op delete ur fooking post u culture vulture........u have never been a banger or put in work ur kid or u dont deserve to use tje term g day........i did 6 years for the gang tell me your g check credentials
koriwhat
06-26-2021, 02:39 PM
Lots of good pinball machines on that site. Played GOT pinball once or twice; but don't remember how good it is.

I used to have a buddy who had 25 working pinball machines set up in his house. That house was the best to party at and my buddy was hysterical to hang with. Sad he passed away from a diabetic coma. Dude was hilarious and also had a small part in Idiocracy the movie; I watch that movie when I want to see my buddy from time to time.

His garage was lit up by those machines and the sounds were amazing!
Dirks_Finale
06-26-2021, 02:46 PM
That would be funny as hell if Trill is white. I accused him of that for years but he didn't crack. Eventually I came to think of him as black.

And I need him to be black so I can say I have a black friend.

But it's definitely not Fabbs.

He's 1/1024th black :lol

I'm just kidding OP. Hope your boy had a great bday.
DMC
06-29-2021, 03:29 PM
So he thinks the son will just read thousands of emails by the time he's 18? And who knows what type of relationship they'll have. Noble idea until you start thinking about practicality.

Did you see the molestation videos bro?