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j-6
11-19-2005, 12:41 PM
"Dollah Bill"
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1118/5353646_320X240.jpg

"Sheriff Gonna Getcha"
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1111/5302365_320X240.jpg

"Doctor I Don't Know"
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1104/5248223_320X240.jpg

"Jerome from D.C."
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1028/5195831_320X240.jpg

TheAdmiral#50
11-19-2005, 12:55 PM
LOL! Are those pics PS?

King
11-19-2005, 01:04 PM
Nope, sadly this is really how he does interviews.

midgetonadonkey
11-19-2005, 01:56 PM
I guess this is what NFL players have to resort to to get attention. Maybe if he lived up to the hype he received after his stint with the Broncos he would get the attention he so desires.

Horry For 3!
11-19-2005, 09:45 PM
Clinton Portis is.....different.

Puppy Dog
11-19-2005, 10:04 PM
Clinton Portis is THE MAN, and a LEADER.

he acts the fool to make his teammates laff and to lighten up the mood.

but continue to poke fun, that's the point. :tu

oh, and i'm definitely reserving the right to use those as sigs, at will.

so thanks in advance j-6. :tu

Vashner
11-20-2005, 12:02 AM
Translation = He's gay'er than Michael Jackson...

slayermin
11-21-2005, 02:23 AM
He had two tough fumbles today. I feel for him because he wants to win badly.

Losing David Patten hurts. Especially since we aren't very deep at wide reciever. Patten didn't get too many balls this season but he gets respect. His loss is basically gonna put Santana on the lock down. Moss is gonna get double coverage the rest of the season. That sux.

Puppy Dog
11-21-2005, 04:05 AM
Translation = He's gay'er than Michael Jackson...



not that there's anything wrong with that...


but dude, MJ's daddy fucked him up...you guys know damn well if Portis wore a Jersey of your favorite team, you'd be giving him a hummer...and THAT is gayer than Michael Jacks son.

Puppy Dog
11-21-2005, 04:17 AM
regarding the Game?

yeah, Clinton fucked up twice.

the 1st one, he's looking for daylight to make a big play, but he's gotta protect that fuckin ball with every ounce of will he's got...

and the 2nd one, i can't remember, but i HATE FUCKING TURNOVERS...

ESPECIALLY FUMBLES...

but good defense by the raiders....they were NOT the best D on the field, but they won the turnover battle and their team won the game, so that's all that matters at the end of the day...

but i am pissed about it.

The Redskins have no business losing to that team...

we lost that game on the 3rd and short play on our last drive...

instead of a quick out or something, they go longer than needed...

then 4th down was the disaster that we all saw...:pctoss

FUCK.

but guess what, it's only the beginning.

i'll take 5-5.

i would have taken it at the beginning of the season, i'll tell you that much, and i'll be happy with it now...

6 games to go.

I want 10 wins, but i feel it's 9-7.

hopefully that's enough...and i actually am hoping i'm wrong and they get to 10 or 11...but i'll save my dreaming for another day...

i just want 6-5 right now...bring on the chargers...c'mon marty....norv got us...but can you?

Tomlinson must be STOPPED!

and SIT HARRIS'S ASS DOWN...

i'm tired of this veteran getting his ass beat every sunday...

i'd rather our rookie #22, carlos rogers be in their learning...

and we are missing Griffin on the DLine,

and i didn't know patten got hurt?

that fuckin sucks, but our Skins need to get better in the run and SHORT passing game anyway...

and i want more ROCK CARTWRIGHT!

/end rant.

ahh...much better...:tu

slayermin
11-21-2005, 08:19 PM
I would have to agree that I would take 5-5 before the season started too.

I think Patten hurt his knee against Tampa Bay but I didn't know it was serious until the Skins placed him on I/R. And Thrash hurt his hammie against Oakland so that makes Taylor Jacobs the starter, opposite Santana. I think Jacobs has talent. Hopefully, he will step up. Damn, we could really use T.O. right about now.

j-6
12-10-2005, 12:28 AM
Bro Sweets:


http://www.deadspin.com/sports/newportiscostumeagain.jpg



Reverend Gonna Change:
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/portis2.jpg

Kahn Souphanousinphone
12-12-2005, 12:23 PM
this guy is one egg roll short of the #2 lunch special

Johnny Tightlips
12-12-2005, 12:27 PM
I ain't sayin' nothin'.

snowboarder
12-12-2005, 07:31 PM
p i m p !!

Despot
01-12-2006, 04:27 PM
I just saw the ESPN Motion about this......Strange...
But heck, they're still in the playoffs aren't they? When is Brent gonna start doing this??

I heard his character this week is gonna be "Brokeback Limpnoodle"

Horry For 3!
01-12-2006, 07:39 PM
I just saw the ESPN Motion about this......Strange...
But heck, they're still in the playoffs aren't they? When is Brent gonna start doing this??

I heard his character this week is gonna be "Brokeback Limpnoodle"
Yeah, they were talking about his different characters on ESPN yesterday.