Driving back to rust belt again for sexcapade

[Millennial_Messiah]

I have 9 dates from 4 Great Lakes-area states. Match.com was totally worth the $250 compared to the freeware dating sites. I'm probably headed out tomorrow or Friday.

1 is a guaranteed lay, but no way in hell I'll marry her, she has 3 kids and she's 37, nearly ten years older than me. But probably good for a few good times. And she can cook. She's a total freaking nymphomanic and sends me approximately 36 texts per day lately and I had to tell her to not send nudes otherwise she was going to. Good thing about her: She's on the pill. Let's call her "Mandy Ray".

Another 2 are potential wife material... one is kinda shorter than my usual dating range, only 5'3", but she's pretty, blonde, no kids, an accountant with a graduate degree, homeowner, only a year older... and very sweet. Another drawback about her is that she doesn't like to be too active and play sports because they hurt her hands or whatever. I like her. Let's call her "Renee".

The other one is the one I'd probably end up marrying knowing me...she's 5'9", Italian, fit, athletic, dark hair, gorgeous and very talkative. No kids. Wild personality. She's 32, but she's young at heart. She's Italian so she can cook. She likes to do almost everything I like, hobby wise: sports, roadtrips, traveling, outdoor activities, etc. Another bonus, she actually has married parents!! (of over 35+ years). The only drawback about her is her job situation is mediocre... only an associate's degree and a job hopper, currently works two meh-paying jobs, wants to be a flight attendant but won't try out because it's "too competitive" etc. We had a long conversation yesterday. I really like her. Let's call her "Alicia".

Then there's a gorgeous one in the Chicago metro area... only 5'4" but very beautiful... a little older, age 34... but looks young for her age. No kids. Loves to both play and watch sports and run, which is attractive to me. Has a really good job but with long hours. Bachelor's degree. Drawbacks about her: her mom is dead from cancer and Alzheimer's at only age 55 (so probably bad genetics), she's in Cook County IL and her family is in NorCal so she's most likely too liberal for me... who knows though. Let's call her "Megan".

There's another voluptuous chick, around age 32-33, SW Michigan I've talked to on facebook messenger for a few months now who's a nympho who's done it with over 80+ dudes... voluptuous, but not fat... 5'7", no kids... she's also on the pill and seems to be DTF with anyone willing to take her out on a decent date. Let's call her "Alyssa".

Then there's a few others... a music teacher brunette in Wisconsin who's my height, 5'8" and decent looking, then there's a blonde 5'5" thin girl with no kids but way too many dogs and lactose intolerance, then there's an achondroplastic dwarf white chick in far north MI standing at 4'4" who really seems to want the regular-height-guy D, and also there's a 34-weeks pregnant black girl that I've talked to for a few months now, who left her (white) baby daddy months ago for being abusive. Some bucket-list items on there for sure, probably none of them wife material. Definitely "condom required" material, except in the case of the preggo chick.

It's gonna be a fun next few weeks, tbh. I'll let y'all know how it goes. :toast

[DJR210]

Sup fake internet life

[ChumpDumper]

This is just so sad.

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

lmao persists in a fictional internet persona but can only stretch himself to be 5'8" in height

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

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miss this rodent tbh

[Xevious]

I have 9 dates from 4 Great Lakes-area states. Match.com was totally worth the $250 compared to the freeware dating sites. I'm probably headed out tomorrow or Friday.

1 is a guaranteed lay, but no way in hell I'll marry her, she has 3 kids and she's 37, nearly ten years older than me. But probably good for a few good times. And she can cook. She's a total freaking nymphomanic and sends me approximately 36 texts per day lately and I had to tell her to not send nudes otherwise she was going to. Good thing about her: She's on the pill. Let's call her "Mandy Ray".

Another 2 are potential wife material... one is kinda shorter than my usual dating range, only 5'3", but she's pretty, blonde, no kids, an accountant with a graduate degree, homeowner, only a year older... and very sweet. Another drawback about her is that she doesn't like to be too active and play sports because they hurt her hands or whatever. I like her. Let's call her "Renee".

The other one is the one I'd probably end up marrying knowing me...she's 5'9", Italian, fit, athletic, dark hair, gorgeous and very talkative. No kids. Wild personality. She's 32, but she's young at heart. She's Italian so she can cook. She likes to do almost everything I like, hobby wise: sports, roadtrips, traveling, outdoor activities, etc. Another bonus, she actually has married parents!! (of over 35+ years). The only drawback about her is her job situation is mediocre... only an associate's degree and a job hopper, currently works two meh-paying jobs, wants to be a flight attendant but won't try out because it's "too competitive" etc. We had a long conversation yesterday. I really like her. Let's call her "Alicia".

Then there's a gorgeous one in the Chicago metro area... only 5'4" but very beautiful... a little older, age 34... but looks young for her age. No kids. Loves to both play and watch sports and run, which is attractive to me. Has a really good job but with long hours. Bachelor's degree. Drawbacks about her: her mom is dead from cancer and Alzheimer's at only age 55 (so probably bad genetics), she's in Cook County IL and her family is in NorCal so she's most likely too liberal for me... who knows though. Let's call her "Megan".

There's another voluptuous chick, around age 32-33, SW Michigan I've talked to on facebook messenger for a few months now who's a nympho who's done it with over 80+ dudes... voluptuous, but not fat... 5'7", no kids... she's also on the pill and seems to be DTF with anyone willing to take her out on a decent date. Let's call her "Alyssa".

Then there's a few others... a music teacher brunette in Wisconsin who's my height, 5'8" and decent looking, then there's a blonde 5'5" thin girl with no kids but way too many dogs and lactose intolerance, then there's an achondroplastic dwarf white chick in far north MI standing at 4'4" who really seems to want the regular-height-guy D, and also there's a 34-weeks pregnant black girl that I've talked to for a few months now, who left her (white) baby daddy months ago for being abusive. Some bucket-list items on there for sure, probably none of them wife material. Definitely "condom required" material, except in the case of the preggo chick.

It's gonna be a fun next few weeks, tbh. I'll let y'all know how it goes. :toast
Please don't.

[RandomGuy]

:lol Trump voter

holy fuckballs, you people never cease to surprise me.

[ElNono]

You could've used those $250 to actually get laid, Andy... saved on gas as well...

[Millennial_Messiah]

You could've used those $250 to actually get laid, Andy... saved on gas as well...

I'd rather not get my ass beat and possibly fucked by a pimp, tbh... whores are nasty. These are real women looking for romance.

I'll be like a guy on The Bachelor and with a cooler car.

[DMC]

Not kidney stones... balls trying to drop

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Trump voter

holy fuckballs, you people never cease to surprise me.

you're pissed off I'm going to go door to door to every house in MI/WI in Oct. 2024 and turn those states red again.

[Mitch]

:lol Trump voter

holy fuckballs, you people never cease to surprise me.

He's a liberal behind the internet persona, tbh. Openly supported bet:lol

[RandomGuy]

you're pissed off I'm going to go door to door to every house in MI/WI in Oct. 2024 and turn those states red again.

:lol No, I feel sad for any woman who makes the mistake of having sex with a selfish jerk, and also a little bit of pity for you that you feel the need to brag here.

Men with healthy self-esteem and confidence do not feel the need to brag about sexual exploits in such a forum (pardon the pun).

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol No, I feel sad for any woman who makes the mistake of having sex with a selfish jerk, and also a little bit of pity for you that you feel the need to brag here.

Men with healthy self-esteem and confidence do not feel the need to brag about sexual exploits in such a forum (pardon the pun).
It's on hold until next weekend anyway because I came down with a stuffy nose today.

[koriwhat]

lmao persists in a fictional internet persona

This describes 99% of yall tbh. :tu

[ElNono]

I'd rather not get my ass beat and possibly fucked by a pimp, tbh... whores are nasty. These are real women looking for romance.

I'll be like a guy on The Bachelor and with a cooler car.

Andy,

1) you don't have a cool car
2) unlike the Bachelor, where production pays for everything, you're gonna be taking these ladies to El Pollo Loco, because you don't like to spend
3) they're looking for romance, but you're looking for a fling. That doesn't add up.

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

This describes 99% of yall tbh. :tu

hey i'm only 11 years old but if i were going to lie i'd make myself 5'10 at least

[koriwhat]

hey i'm only 11 years old but if i were going to lie i'd make myself 5'10 at least

Nah bro you're just a weak humorless troll in his late 20's/early 30's who's a fucking loser and pretends otherwise here on ST. Take care you fucking pathetic troll! :tu

[Millennial_Messiah]

Andy,

1) you don't have a cool car -yes I do. Metallic blue 2020 Camry hybrid. It gets 52+ to the gallon and is absolutely perfect and much more attractive than a shitty BMW or pimpy-ass Ford Raptor
2) unlike the Bachelor, where production pays for everything, you're gonna be taking these ladies to El Pollo Loco, because you don't like to spend -I've changed that mentality quite a bit lately. This isn't 2019 anymore.
3) they're looking for romance, but you're looking for a fling. That doesn't add up. -well I can easily lie to them and at least play a good game of poker pretending to romance them until I've scored in the bedroom. I'm the Phil Hellmuth of lying in person with a straight face.

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

Take care :tu

aw shucks thanks

[BD24]

Y’all get Joey so worked up :lol

Now here comes a post from Joseph spazzing out

[ChumpDumper]

:lol Camry

[ElNono]

1) you don't have a cool car -yes I do. Metallic blue 2020 Camry hybrid. It gets 52+ to the gallon and is absolutely perfect and much more attractive than a shitty BMW or pimpy-ass Ford Raptor

:lol this is how I know you're trolling

[ElNono]

To recap, you make over 100k/year in your 20s/30s and you drive a Camry.... maybe that's why you can't get laid...

[lebomb]

This shiat cant be real. Nigga, just meet some ladies in your area and do the same thing. No way in hell I would gumball rally across the USA to sniff some kitty. You have no game at all Messiah.

:lmao

[Ef-man]

:lol Camry

Is MM an older asian or hispanic woman?

I have never seem anyone but older asian or hispanic women drive Camrys.

[RandomGuy]

Andy,

1) you don't have a cool car
2) unlike the Bachelor, where production pays for everything, you're gonna be taking these ladies to El Pollo Loco, because you don't like to spend
3) they're looking for romance, but you're looking for a fling. That doesn't add up.

Not necessarily. Sometimes women just want to get laid. Hard to know unless you ask them.

[Millennial_Messiah]

This shiat cant be real. Nigga, just meet some ladies in your area and do the same thing. No way in hell I would gumball rally across the USA to sniff some kitty. You have no game at all Messiah.

:lmao
I hate Texas females. I don't date Mexicans/fatties and I hate southern drawls. Also, fuck the Bible belt. I choose to accompany Midwestern women with Midwest kindness and where it's more like the movies and not all about God 24/7. That's that.

[Millennial_Messiah]

To recap, you make over 100k/year in your 20s/30s and you drive a Camry.... maybe that's why you can't get laid...

I hate sports cars. BMWs, Mercedes, Audis, other exotic cars like that can all fuck off. They get shitty gas mileage and are for showy drugged-up gangstas or loser guys with small cocks needing to compensate. I'm not about that life.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Not necessarily. Sometimes women just want to get laid. Hard to know unless you ask them.

Agreed. It's a common internet myth that all men are sex-all-the-time-24-7 horndogs and women are all frigid prudes that have a fire-breathing dragon between them and their panties. Some women actually enjoy sex as much as men do, from my experience. As long as it's not a "slam bam thank you ma'am" 1-minute-or-less finish-and-done boy... that's no good for any woman. Women deserve better.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Is MM an older asian or hispanic woman?

I have never seem anyone but older asian or hispanic women drive Camrys.

Jealous that Camry's last to 250K+ miles without needing major surgery or scrapping while your overpriced sports car will cost you tens of thousands in repairs and need replacing in about half the time a Camry will last.

Toyota. F***ing. Forever.

[pgardn]

At this moment I recall Avante and his attention to rasslin detail.

He would label M and M's, Big John Stud.

It really nice to be happily married.
*cue derps brain into seeing my wife with a big mandigo of a slave*

[pgardn]

Jealous that Camry's last to 250K+ miles without needing major surgery or scrapping while your overpriced sports car will cost you tens of thousands in repairs and need replacing in about half the time a Camry will last.

Toyota. F***ing. Forever.

Im with you on the car thing.
Driving to meet large women who cook casseroles across the midwest... ahh, not so much.

[lebomb]

I hate Texas females. I don't date Mexicans/fatties and I hate southern drawls. Also, fuck the Bible belt. I choose to accompany Midwestern women with Midwest kindness and where it's more like the movies and not all about God 24/7. That's that.


:lmao .............. Midwestern women?? These hoes were all Omega Moooo pledges in college. If they could even afford to attend since these pale fatties ate all their cash up at all you can eat buffets. Nothing out that way but very, very big, pasty, cow lookin loser hoes that cant get laid even is some dude drove from the pan handle and paid them for sex.

/thread for pure sadness :cry

[pgardn]

:lmao .............. Midwestern women?? These hoes were all Omega Moooo pledges in college. If they could even afford to attend since these pale fatties ate all their cash up at all you can eat buffets. Nothing out that way but very, very big, pasty, cow lookin loser hoes that cant get laid even is some dude drove from the pan handle and paid them for sex.

/thread for pure sadness :cry

Aha.
the bolded an array of casseroles...

[RandomGuy]

Agreed. It's a common internet myth that all men are sex-all-the-time-24-7 horndogs and women are all frigid prudes that have a fire-breathing dragon between them and their panties. Some women actually enjoy sex as much as men do, from my experience. As long as it's not a "slam bam thank you ma'am" 1-minute-or-less finish-and-done boy... that's no good for any woman. Women deserve better.

Agreed.

[ElNono]

I hate sports cars. BMWs, Mercedes, Audis, other exotic cars like that can all fuck off. They get shitty gas mileage and are for showy drugged-up gangstas or loser guys with small cocks needing to compensate. I'm not about that life.

You don't need a sports car not to be about that Camry life :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Im with you on the car thing.
Driving to meet large women who cook casseroles across the midwest... ahh, not so much.

I'm headed to the Upper Midwest, not the corn belt (Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri, South Illinois etc)... so not scoring with bible thumping casserole types.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao .............. Midwestern women?? These hoes were all Omega Moooo pledges in college. If they could even afford to attend since these pale fatties ate all their cash up at all you can eat buffets. Nothing out that way but very, very big, pasty, cow lookin loser hoes that cant get laid even is some dude drove from the pan handle and paid them for sex.

/thread for pure sadness :cry

Sorority girls are hot and are more likely to become models than get fat, at least until they've had their 2nd or 3rd child.

Once again, the Midwest is made up of 2 zones: the rust belt zone and the corn belt zone. The latter is the one full of fat hicks, not the former.

[Millennial_Messiah]

You don't need a sports car not to be about that Camry life :lol

then what should I drive? a 2001 Pontiac sedan that spends half its time at the shop? a new F-250 gas guzzler where myself and/or a lady would have to jump just to get in? Or some other shitty pickup truck/crossover/SUV? Crossovers are turrible and SUVs are for women with kids.

I used to love Nissan Altima's until I found out they had shitty transmissions and often caught on fire. I never considered the shit tier brands like Kia, Subaru, Mitsubishi, Hyundai, etc. I had long determined that, once I was well enough off and my Corolla lease expired, that I would either get a new Honda Accord or a new Camry. I went for the Camry.

[lebomb]

Sorority girls are hot and are more likely to become models than get fat, at least until they've had their 2nd or 3rd child.

Once again, the Midwest is made up of 2 zones: the rust belt zone and the corn belt zone. The latter is the one full of fat hicks, not the former.

Any destination with the words Mid and/or West or a combination there of is composed of extremely chunky, outrageously pasty, crock pot possum stew, mashed potatoes and gravy, mac n cheese, bread puddin eatin behemoth women.

No thanks............... :nope

[ElNono]

then what should I drive? a 2001 Pontiac sedan that spends half its time at the shop? a new F-250 gas guzzler where myself and/or a lady would have to jump just to get in? Or some other shitty pickup truck/crossover/SUV? Crossovers are turrible and SUVs are for women with kids.

I used to love Nissan Altima's until I found out they had shitty transmissions and often caught on fire. I never considered the shit tier brands like Kia, Subaru, Mitsubishi, Hyundai, etc. I had long determined that, once I was well enough off and my Corolla lease expired, that I would either get a new Honda Accord or a new Camry. I went for the Camry.

If you don't like sport cars, then at least get some luxury. I mean, it's evident you don't make 100k a year, tbh, but it's not difficult to pretend that you do.

You like Toyota, get a Lexus. They're reliable as well, and you can buy hybrid too.

[Millennial_Messiah]

If you don't like sport cars, then at least get some luxury. I mean, it's evident you don't make 100k a year, tbh, but it's not difficult to pretend that you do.

You like Toyota, get a Lexus. They're reliable as well, and you can buy hybrid too.
Just googled it... the Lexus hybrid sedans get 30 MPG... wait, 30 MPG for a hybrid? :lmao that's worse than a Highlander hybrid fucking SUV..... just because I prefer to save than spend doesn't make me some poor pauper, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Any destination with the words Mid and/or West or a combination there of is composed of extremely chunky, outrageously pasty, crock pot possum stew, mashed potatoes and gravy, mac n cheese, bread puddin eatin behemoth women.

No thanks............... :nope
Lol... You're thinking of the South. East Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Missouri, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina. At least North Carolina has some hotties up in the RTP/Raleigh Durham area, tbh.

[ElNono]

Just googled it... the Lexus hybrid sedans get 30 MPG... wait, 30 MPG for a hybrid? :lmao that's worse than a Highlander hybrid fucking SUV..... just because I prefer to save than spend doesn't make me some poor pauper, tbh.

:lol This is the kind of stuff why everyone knows you don't make 100k a year. If you make 100k/year, $4 a gallon of gas is the last thing in your mind.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol This is the kind of stuff why everyone knows you don't make 100k a year. If you make 100k/year, $4 a gallon of gas is the last thing in your mind.

Last year I made north of 400K, dear, not 100K. 100K before taxes really isn't a whole lot in today's inflated America. It's middle class at best. Have you checked out real estate prices in the past year or so?! Jeez.

My goal is to save a minimum of 10K a month after taxes and still have a good quality life

[ElNono]

Last year I made north of 400K, dear, not 100K. 100K before taxes really isn't a whole lot in today's inflated America. It's middle class at best. Have you checked out real estate prices in the past year or so?! Jeez.

My goal is to save a minimum of 10K a month after taxes and still have a good quality life

:lol you're sweating $4/gallon. You're too cheap to even fly cross country. It basically screams a few things: 1) you don't make a lot of money, 2) you don't value your time, which is typical in poor people and 3) you're going to be miserable no matter how much money you make.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol you're sweating $4/gallon. You're too cheap to even fly cross country. It basically screams a few things: 1) you don't make a lot of money, 2) you don't value your time, which is typical in poor people and 3) you're going to be miserable no matter how much money you make.

1) is false... but also true in the fact that I don't make the kind of money I want to be making, which is millions per year.

2) I value my time, but I'm waiting until (a) I get my passport in Aug/Sept and (b) the FAA lifts the mask mandates, I believe on September 13th. I don't do masks, I just don't. Between the 2019 sinus surgeries and the fact I believe it is a form of government oppression, I will never wear a mask for "covid" again. Also, I've always loved road trips, and prefer driving over flying. There are a few exceptions, like I would never drive to Manhattan NYC, that's just impractical.

3) This one might be true, honestly. But sexing lots of women and traveling the country/world is sure as hell better than living in a shack and living alone and going nowhere your whole life.

[ElNono]

:lol you don't need to go cross country if all you want to do is sex up.

Plus, you need to love yourself more, tbh, that goes to self-esteem as well... if you're going to jew it up with the ladies like you jew up yourself with the Camry, that's a recipe for failure...

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

:lol you don't need to go cross country if all you want to do is sex up.

Plus, you need to love yourself more, tbh, that goes to self-esteem as well... if you're going to jew it up with the ladies like you jew up yourself with the Camry, that's a recipe for failure...

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[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol you don't need to go cross country if all you want to do is sex up.

Plus, you need to love yourself more, tbh, that goes to self-esteem as well... if you're going to jew it up with the ladies like you jew up yourself with the Camry, that's a recipe for failure...

I don't jew it up with the ladies. I buy everything... dinner, movies, adventure parks, bowling, gas, etc.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Wednesday night, 7/28. Had the best sex of my life, twice. In La Porte, Indiana. First at around 2am after talking, doritos locos tacos and a movie. She's 37, two daughters (one deceased as a baby)... still fine. Of course, I'm 27. Man she's good at it!!! I have a hard time coming but I came gallons inside her that night. Man she was amazing.

And then again in the morning at 10:30 am!! She said her favorite sex is morning sex, and she would not be turned down. So I turned on my work meeting, put my MS Teams mic on mute and had a quickie with her before driving up to Michigan. It was AMAZING!!! She's a fucking sex machine. I couldn't believe that I could come so hard literally 8 hours after coming so hard before bed the very night before! I've never had such amazing blowjobs, but I'm grateful that (a) I got to come deep inside her twice, and (b) she's on a strong birth control pill.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Thursday - 7/29 - went to Canton/Westland, Michigan for a date. She turned out to be not that great, but on the bright side I got to try a world class Middle Eastern restaurant in Dearborn. The people there are Lebanese Arabic and really nice. They give an enormous amount of meat for an incredibly low price. Freakin' $3.99 for a nearly footlong shwarma (gyro) loaded with lamb meat!!!! It is haraam (forbidden) in Islam to overcharge, and they take it seriously. I would definitely recommend getting Mediterranean food at an Arabic restaurant in Dearborn, MI. Then, I told the girl goodbye, dropped her off and headed back west to spend the night at Red Roof Inn in Lansing, MI

Friday - 7/30 - had a great day, went to Michigan's Adventure theme park by Lake Michigan on the west side of MI with the same girl I dated and had sex with back in March of this year. We didn't have sex, but we did smoke a bunch of joints, ride roller coasters, hit the water park and had a great ole time. Then went out to a nice burger date and played a couple games of pool at the bar. Again, no sex as she picked up a shift the next morning for work for extra cash, but it was worth spending a quality day with her. I see her as a long term wife prospect, definitely not a sex buddy like that 37 year old.

[Millennial_Messiah]

It was a fun 3 weeks. only had sex twice, but all those roller coasters and rides, hanging out with my Michigan ex on a lovely 75 degree day and going to an amusement park with her... being in the PNW, being in hollywood, breathing the mountain air, eating all that wild game meat and expensive food, spending over three grand, walking around seattle, being out of the heat and humidity for awhile, and jogging all the way down the grand canyon and back in six and a half hours... was all worth it. :toast

back in Tex-ass yesterday, slept 15 hours last night. Tex-ass is boring. I've got to move to a more fun place.

[MultiTroll]

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With 3 sons & father in the house they were always using the wife's best lotions...would never deign to use something as pedestrian as Jergens.

"GD it!!!"

[Mitch]

With 3 sons & father in the house they were always using the wife's best lotions...would never deign to use something as pedestrian as Jergens.

"GD it!!!"

:lol what you rocking cub, Cetaphil?

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what you rocking cub, Cetaphil?

Nothin' but the best.:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol I probably drive past your house, Cub. It was hotter than hell, tbh. I'm still rockin' my authentic Arizona tan.
Thread where in Maricopa do you call home these days?

[MultiTroll]

With 3 sons & father in the house they were always using the wife's best lotions...would never deign to use something as pedestrian as Jergens.

"GD it!!!"
It's Mils fantacy and he's writing as he sees fit.
I just don't want him to have a medical emergency.

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:lol I probably drive past your house, Cub. It was hotter than hell, tbh. I'm still rockin' my authentic Arizona tan.
Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) where in Maricopa do you call home these days?

In the Sun Cities area.

[Millennial_Messiah]

In the Sun Cities area.

okay. well that's more US-60 than I-10 and I-17 corridors which I'm completely familiar with, so I probably didn't drive by your house after all. Midtown Phoenix I found to be quite a bit sketchy, too many minorities, they probably each voted twice in the election tbh. But I spent some time in Tempe which is pretty nice, the college there (ASU) is neat. In 2015 I had a girlfriend from Scottsdale... 5'7" and 95 pounds... she was used to the posh life, 5000 square foot one story house on a three acre lot with a huge pool and 3 maltese dogs... etc.. she was fun to hang around, fun in bed, we broke up after the spring semester that year because she attempted suicide and because she wouldn't quit her three-pack-a-day smoking habit.

[Will Hunting]

In the Sun Cities area.
Do you have a decked out golf cart? 15+ years ago I played in a junior/senior golf tournament in Sun City and the old people had decked out golf carts that went up to 35 MPH :lol

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Do you have a decked out golf cart? 15+ years ago I played in a junior/senior golf tournament in Sun City and the old people had decked out golf carts that went up to 35 MPH :lol

No. I used to golf back in Omaha, and then Cleveland, but gave it up after coming here.

I used to always golf by myself. You can't do that here without causing a stir.

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okay. well that's more US-60 than I-10 and I-17 corridors which I'm completely familiar with, so I probably didn't drive by your house after all. Midtown Phoenix I found to be quite a bit sketchy, too many minorities, they probably each voted twice in the election tbh. But I spent some time in Tempe which is pretty nice, the college there (ASU) is neat. In 2015 I had a girlfriend from Scottsdale... 5'7" and 95 pounds... she was used to the posh life, 5000 square foot one story house on a three acre lot with a huge pool and 3 maltese dogs... etc.. she was fun to hang around, fun in bed, we broke up after the spring semester that year because she attempted suicide and because she wouldn't quit her three-pack-a-day smoking habit.

...grim business, MM.

[Will Hunting]

No. I used to golf back in Omaha, and then Cleveland, but gave it up after coming here.

I used to always golf by myself. You can't do that here without causing a stir.
Same, I loved being able to go onto an empty course and play by myself, but that’s basically non-existent anywhere near me.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Same, I loved being able to go onto an empty course and play by myself, but that’s basically non-existent anywhere near me.

you live in Virginia now right? I thought you mentioned somewhere near DC

[Will Hunting]

you live in Virginia now right? I thought you mentioned somewhere near DC
I live in DC. All the golf courses in the area are filled to the brim.

[Thread]

Same, I loved being able to go onto an empty course and play by myself, but that’s basically non-existent anywhere near me.

& can lead to the most God awful confrontations. :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

...grim business, MM.

Yeah it was. The night she swallowed a bunch of pills to try and kill her poor little anorexic body, I called her dad to try and save her life, and the next day she thanked me with a "why the fuck did you tell my dad" and "fuck you you asshole dick".... gee thanks, you really wanted to be dead that badly?!?

[Millennial_Messiah]

I live in DC. All the golf courses in the area are filled to the brim.

Guess that's why Trump always took air force one to Florida whenever he wanted to play golf, huh? DC itself is high density so I'd be surprised if there were many golf courses actually inside the city limits.

[Will Hunting]

Guess that's why Trump always took air force one to Florida whenever he wanted to play golf, huh? DC itself is high density so I'd be surprised if there were many golf courses actually inside the city limits.
Well he owns a country club in Virginia that he went to all the time.

will probably be a few more years until I make enough money to join a CC.

[Mark Celibate]

well we all know the gentleman millenial messiah is who he says he is. who else amongst us would pretend to be an overeating manlet who drove across the country to sleep with the first consenting female that would have sex with him. he didnt exactly turn out to be a young mike fassbender did he?

[BD24]

I live in DC. All the golf courses in the area are filled to the brim.
Why you entertaining this cunt my dude :lol

You know damn well his pathetic Bed Bath and beyond ass is full of shit

[lebomb]

It was a fun 3 weeks. only had sex twice, but all those roller coasters and rides, hanging out with my Michigan ex on a lovely 75 degree day and going to an amusement park with her... being in the PNW, being in hollywood, breathing the mountain air, eating all that wild game meat and expensive food, spending over three grand, walking around seattle, being out of the heat and humidity for awhile, and jogging all the way down the grand canyon and back in six and a half hours... was all worth it. :toast

back in Tex-ass yesterday, slept 15 hours last night. Tex-ass is boring. I've got to move to a more fun place.


Such a sad, sad adventure and story. Ive never left the Northside, let alone SA to smash a honey 2-3 times a week in my life. :fro

[Millennial_Messiah]

Such a sad, sad adventure and story. Ive never left the Northside, let alone SA to smash a honey 2-3 times a week in my life. :fro

I don't consider Mexican women "honeys", tbh. I thought Mexican girls were hot when I was in middle school and high school. But... they peak around 21 and then get fat and age quickly. Even when they don't pump out babies, they get fat, trust me. I guess you're just into fat girls, and giving fat chicks rimjobs, tbh.

[SpursforSix]

confirmation....Andy did make it to the rust belt

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/718392/86967209.jpg

[Millennial_Messiah]

confirmation....Andy did make it to the rust belt

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/718392/86967209.jpg

:lmao What the fuck is that?!?

[lebomb]

Never slept with a blimp in my life homie. Now you traveling across the US to have intercourse with fat, pale cows. That’s a different story. Take them big ass hoes to Golden Coral and make sure y’all take a change of clothes since y’all will be there awhile.

[BD24]

Never slept with a blimp in my life homie. Now you traveling across the US to have intercourse with fat, pale cows. That’s a different story. Take them big ass hoes to Golden Coral and make sure y’all take a change of clothes since y’all will be there awhile.
Andy can’t afford Golden Corral my dude. Andy more of a take them to McDonald’s kind of guy tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Never slept with a blimp in my life homie. Now you traveling across the US to have intercourse with fat, pale cows. That’s a different story. Take them big ass hoes to Golden Coral and make sure y’all take a change of clothes since y’all will be there awhile.

Me neither, "homie". :toast

unless you consider 5'8" 125 lb 30 year old girl to be a "blimp"

[Millennial_Messiah]

Andy can’t afford Golden Corral my dude. Andy more of a take them to McDonald’s kind of guy tbh

Na, I took one of my dates based in Westland/Farmington Hills area to a nice Lebanese restaurant in Dearborn. (Cedarland - it also had an Arabic name)... I took my Manistee girl to the Timbers Inn in Rockford which is quite upscale, and with my Muskegon girl (the one I dated and made love to in March and I'm trying to get back with) I recently spent about $300 on a day-pass and a cut-the-line pass for the both of us at michigan's adventure theme park. And then we had dinner at Michigan 46 Bar, which was by her choice, where they have VERY high quality burgers plus a pool table which wasn't free and we played a few.

[Chad.]

mah nigga Andy staying redpilled :toast

https://i.redd.it/u3uj9drdemuz.jpg

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm lodging in Indianapolis tonight watching the big game.

I really wish I were in Tampa though, instead. :( :ihit

[Will Hunting]

I'm lodging in Indianapolis tonight watching the big game.

I really wish I were in Tampa though, instead. :( :ihit
Indy is one of the most bland ass cities I’ve ever been to :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Indy is one of the most bland ass cities I’ve ever been to :lol

I agree, it's mediocre. I've been in the state many many times but only my second time in Indianapolis. Property taxes are cheap, job market is ok, that's the only good thing. Too bad I couldn't find Carson Wentz for a round of buttseckz. Oh well. I'll be in michigan tomorrow.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Michigan!! Alone, though :(

[DMC]

Indy is one of the most bland ass cities I’ve ever been to :lol

It's one of those places you want to go through around midnight so you miss traffic, don't stop to eat and basically vaguely remember seeing the sign.

[pgardn]

mah nigga Andy staying redpilled :toast

https://i.redd.it/u3uj9drdemuz.jpg

Derp!

Evil women by ELO!

[Will Hunting]

It's one of those places you want to go through around midnight so you miss traffic, don't stop to eat and basically vaguely remember seeing the sign.
I’ve had to asset manage a property there and every time I was in Indy, it just seemed like a city with a really high suicide rate :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

It's one of those places you want to go through around midnight so you miss traffic, don't stop to eat and basically vaguely remember seeing the sign.

I've always felt that way about Little Rock, OKC, south Chicago, Austin, etc

[Millennial_Messiah]

I’ve had to asset manage a property there and every time I was in Indy, it just seemed like a city with a really high suicide rate :lol

Carmel, IN (northern suburb) is nice. Very nice little place. Mostly whites and everyone is super friendly. And they have a little local-treasure restaurant with a 22 ounce elk burger which I ate on Friday in under 30 minutes (without much trouble) and now my face is on their wall of fame.

Indianapolis in general is meh, especially the northern two thirds... also the SW area by the airport sucks... prices are cheap but too many hood-ish looking black people with cigarettes out on the streets sitting on the sidewalk in the sun.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Loving Grand Rapids right now. Planning to stay until fall foliage peaks next month.

[DMC]

I’ve had to asset manage a property there and every time I was in Indy, it just seemed like a city with a really high suicide rate :lol

Good thing you got out before you had that idea yourself.