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Atl Spur
08-01-2021, 06:10 PM
3 yr ( 2 &. 3 team options )

duncan2150
08-01-2021, 06:16 PM
how much money ? his health is scary.

Chomag
08-01-2021, 06:17 PM
Someone Is going to have to wake up Pop, Brian, and RC from their nap first.

mo7888
08-01-2021, 06:21 PM
3 yr ( 2 &. 3 team options )

Not opposed....but it needs to be a very reasonable contract

JeffDuncan
08-01-2021, 06:25 PM
He’s as rusty as an old gate hinge and his wheels are falling off. The Spurs shouldn’t have to settle for a fixer-upper as a backup big. They have other projects, much higher priority, to focus on. There’s a lot of bigs on the FA market now, including safer choices.

Trill Clinton
08-01-2021, 06:28 PM
Pass

baseline bum
08-01-2021, 06:30 PM
Of course that would be the Collins the Spurs would end up signing no doubt

toki9
08-01-2021, 06:33 PM
He re-fractured his foot a month ago: https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1409945749664714755

Kurik
08-01-2021, 06:35 PM
I don’t want the Spurs to win very many games this year, I say go for it. Why go with safer choices? Gamble as much as you can for a year. I don’t really care if he’s injured right now.

Atl Spur
08-01-2021, 06:35 PM
He re-fractured his foot a month ago: https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1409945749664714755

Hence buy low; red shirt year.

CGD
08-01-2021, 06:42 PM
Of course that would be the Collins the Spurs would end up signing no doubt

Lol.

But yeah, I like him as a target.

cjw
08-01-2021, 06:42 PM
Gross. Stay away

tbdog
08-01-2021, 06:42 PM
Why. Spurs are not going to the playoffs.

slick'81
08-01-2021, 06:44 PM
For a few million sure. He can watch from the bench with primo suave

Kurik
08-01-2021, 06:47 PM
Why. Spurs are not going to the playoffs.

No one trying to sign Zach Collins is going to make the playoffs but maybe you get lucky and he heals up and is a serviceable big for a low cost. Or he never heals up and he’s still a low cost.

Atl Spur
08-01-2021, 06:49 PM
No one trying to sign Zach Collins is going to make the playoffs but maybe you get lucky and he heals up and is a serviceable big for a low cost. Or he never heals up and he’s still a low cost.

Thank you for explaining to these challenged dudes...... if he heals great if not so be it! It’s a lotto ticket

tbdog
08-01-2021, 06:51 PM
No one trying to sign Zach Collins is going to make the playoffs but maybe you get lucky and he heals up and is a serviceable big for a low cost. Or he never heals up and he’s still a low cost.

That's a playoff team that can nature him until it's needed. Not a team that's likely on the lottery and needs players to play now.

SpursGuy91
08-01-2021, 06:54 PM
No one is scrambling to sign a stiff with a fractured foot. If the Spurs want him he’ll be there in 6 months to pick off the scrap heap

toki9
08-01-2021, 06:57 PM
Hence buy low; red shirt year.

"Collins underwent a second surgery in New York [last month] to repair a left medial malleolus stress fracture, the team announced. It’s the same foot he injured in late December that caused him to miss the entire 2020-21 season. Collins underwent prior ankle surgeries on September 1, 2020, and December 30, 2020. The team is listing him as out indefinitely. During the 2019-20 season, Collins missed four months after having left shoulder surgery. He appeared in 143 of a possible 164 games in his first two seasons with the Blazers, but since then has appeared in 11 of a possible 146 games."

Atl Spur
08-01-2021, 07:02 PM
"Collins underwent a second surgery in New York [last month] to repair a left medial malleolus stress fracture, the team announced. It’s the same foot he injured in late December that caused him to miss the entire 2020-21 season. Collins underwent prior ankle surgeries on September 1, 2020, and December 30, 2020. The team is listing him as out indefinitely. During the 2019-20 season, Collins missed four months after having left shoulder surgery. He appeared in 143 of a possible 164 games in his first two seasons with the Blazers, but since then has appeared in 11 of a possible 146 games."

You realize that’s why we use this year as a red shirt year....... right?

toki9
08-01-2021, 07:12 PM
You realize that’s why we use this year as a red shirt year....... right?

Why the condescension? Yes, I read your post where you wrote "red shirt year". I was just providing some details about his injury history.

lmbebo
08-01-2021, 07:16 PM
"Collins underwent a second surgery in New York [last month] to repair a left medial malleolus stress fracture, the team announced. It’s the same foot he injured in late December that caused him to miss the entire 2020-21 season. Collins underwent prior ankle surgeries on September 1, 2020, and December 30, 2020. The team is listing him as out indefinitely. During the 2019-20 season, Collins missed four months after having left shoulder surgery. He appeared in 143 of a possible 164 games in his first two seasons with the Blazers, but since then has appeared in 11 of a possible 146 games."


That explanation sucks... Med malleolus is a non-weight bearing part of the tibia and very rare... maybe navicular or a cuneiform? similar to what embid had.

toki9
08-01-2021, 07:28 PM
That explanation sucks... Med malleolus is a non-weight bearing part of the tibia and very rare... maybe navicular or a cuneiform? similar to what embid had.

That report was from NBA.com. Perhaps he had one of the rare instances of that stress fracture (0.6% to 4.1% per this paper: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6380793/ )--which might make it more concerning?

Atl Spur
08-01-2021, 07:33 PM
Why the condescension? Yes, I read your post where you wrote "red shirt year". I was just providing some details about his injury history.

My apologies....... I've been traumatized by the ignorance displayed here sometimes! Thanks for the context...

toki9
08-01-2021, 07:36 PM
My apologies....... I've been traumatized by the ignorance displayed here sometimes! Thanks for the context...

No worries. And thanks for the courtesy.

pad300
08-01-2021, 07:44 PM
He's had a left medial malleolus stress fracture. Had surgery Dec 30, 2020. He refractured it and had surgery again June 29, 2021. He may never play professionally again. This on top of his other medical issues (shoulder surgery, another ankle surgery). He's a lousy lottery ticket. Low odds of paying off and will occcupy a roster spot. Pass.

lmbebo
08-01-2021, 07:46 PM
That report was from NBA.com. Perhaps he had one of the rare instances of that stress fracture (0.6% to 4.1% per this paper: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6380793/ )--which might make it more concerning?


Maybe. Just never see those. See stress fractures in metatatsals, mid foot osseous structures and prox tibias far more commonly.

slick'81
08-01-2021, 07:52 PM
He's had a left medial malleolus stress fracture. Had surgery Dec 30, 2020. He refractured it and had surgery again June 29, 2021. He may never play professionally again. This on top of his other medical issues (shoulder surgery, another ankle surgery). He's a lousy lottery ticket. Low odds of paying off and will occcupy a roster spot. Pass.


Finally someone talking some sense.

Atl Spur
08-01-2021, 08:52 PM
If there is ANY chance of him ever coming back medically, the spurs SHOULD sign him lousy ticket or not! How do one gauge if a lottery ticket is lousy or not???? You guys.....

slick'81
08-01-2021, 08:55 PM
If there is ANY chance of him ever coming back medically, the spurs SHOULD sign him lousy ticket or not! How do one gauge if a lottery ticket is lousy or not???? You guys.....


Yup cant win it if your not in it

RC_Drunkford
08-01-2021, 09:28 PM
Depends on who the Spurs get in free agency but I wouldn’t be mad if they take the gamble. He should be had for the minimum with all these injuries, so the risk is low

Fusternino
08-01-2021, 11:46 PM
Why not just bring back Dieng, since the team is going to be low on veterans?

Seventyniner
08-02-2021, 12:04 AM
Why not just bring back Dieng, since the team is going to be low on veterans?

Depending on what he wants for salary and role, I'm all for this. At a relatively small price and as a backup center he's ideal imo.

ThaBigFundamental21
08-02-2021, 10:45 AM
Hell no. He isn't even good to begin with. Couple that with his injuries.
But, but, he's a young mobile big. Hell no!

exstatic
08-02-2021, 10:52 AM
Hence buy low; red shirt year.

Let him rehab on his own damn dime. He’s not even worth a minimum deal if he can’t play NOW.

JeffDuncan
08-02-2021, 11:04 AM
Let him rehab on his own damn dime. He’s not even worth a minimum deal if he can’t play NOW.

Right. At the moment, the Spurs have three bigs under contract. Poeltl, Samanic, Eubanks. That’s all there is. No way can the Spurs waste a roster spot on a big who’s physically unable to play.

Ed Helicopter Jones
08-02-2021, 11:10 AM
I didn't realize he was only 23.

jjspur
08-02-2021, 11:45 AM
He would have been pretty good like 2 years ago before he started tripping over his giant feet and hurting himself.

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 12:22 PM
Let him rehab on his own damn dime. He’s not even worth a minimum deal if he can’t play NOW.

Lol. I won’t even try to explain.....

MultiTroll
08-02-2021, 12:43 PM
No one trying to sign Zach Collins is going to make the playoffs but maybe you get lucky and he heals up and is a serviceable big for a low cost. Or he never heals up and he’s still a low cost.
Billy Walton 86 Celtics?

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 06:36 PM
Well............

Mugen
08-02-2021, 06:40 PM
Just in case you need further proof of how retarded this FO is, they take the advice of one of the dumbest posters on the board :lol

7mil/year for a guy who cant fucking stay on the court :lmao

Robz4000
08-02-2021, 06:44 PM
Just in case you need further proof of how retarded this FO is, they take the advice of one of the dumbest posters on the board :lol

7mil/year for a guy who cant fucking stay on the court :lmao

:lmao

Robz4000
08-02-2021, 06:44 PM
Just in case you need further proof of how retarded this FO is, they take the advice of one of the dumbest posters on the board :lol

7mil/year for a guy who cant fucking stay on the court :lmao

:lmao

Sugus
08-02-2021, 06:51 PM
Cursed thread tbh...

RC_Drunkford
08-02-2021, 06:51 PM
Just in case you need further proof of how retarded this FO is, they take the advice of one of the dumbest posters on the board :lol

7mil/year for a guy who cant fucking stay on the court :lmao


I wanted him for 2-3 million, not 7 and that over 3 years :lmao :lmao :lmao

That's our new charity case signing with Carroll coming off the books

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 06:55 PM
Just in case you need further proof of how retarded this FO is, they take the advice of one of the dumbest posters on the board :lol

7mil/year for a guy who cant fucking stay on the court :lmao

Yet you are in here everyday.....��. How dumb am I?? Lol

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 06:55 PM
Just in case you need further proof of how retarded this FO is, they take the advice of one of the dumbest posters on the board :lol

7mil/year for a guy who cant fucking stay on the court :lmao

Yet you are in here everyday.....🤡. How dumb am I?? Lol

timvp
08-02-2021, 07:15 PM
Atl Spur is Brian Wright, confirmed :tu

timvp
08-02-2021, 07:15 PM
Atl Spur is Brian Wright, confirmed :tu

NASpurs
08-02-2021, 07:16 PM
Just in case you need further proof of how retarded this FO is, they take the advice of one of the dumbest posters on the board :lol

7mil/year for a guy who cant fucking stay on the court :lmao

crofl

TimDunkem
08-02-2021, 07:31 PM
Just in case you need further proof of how retarded this FO is, they take the advice of one of the dumbest posters on the board :lol

7mil/year for a guy who cant fucking stay on the court :lmao
:lmao
OP still thinks Milutinov is coming over, and said Zach Collins - if healthy - would be our best big since Tim and Dave. Tells you all you need to know.

baseline bum
08-02-2021, 07:34 PM
Just in case you need further proof of how retarded this FO is, they take the advice of one of the dumbest posters on the board :lol


JFC Mugen, remind me to never piss you off :lmao

exstatic
08-02-2021, 07:34 PM
Horrible.

BackHome
08-02-2021, 07:51 PM
We Tanking Sit Back and Enjoy your going to Love It :bobo

SpurPadre
08-02-2021, 08:06 PM
Murray said after losing the play-in that he’s determined not to miss the playoffs again. I don’t think he’s too crazy about these moves and wouldn’t be surprised if he requests a trade.

Killakobe81
08-02-2021, 09:04 PM
3 yr ( 2 &. 3 team options )

Good shit, OP.

RC_Drunkford
08-02-2021, 09:25 PM
:lmao
OP still thinks Milutinov is coming over, and said Zach Collins - if healthy - would be our best big since Tim and Dave. Tells you all you need to know.

sheesh, I didn't know Zach Collins was better than prime LaMarcus Aldridge :lmao

Robz4000
08-02-2021, 09:29 PM
Atl Spur is Brian Wright, confirmed :tu

Dear God, it's worse than I imagined...

exstatic
08-02-2021, 09:36 PM
He’s got more screws in his foot than the fastener aisle at Tru Value..

FvckMavs
08-02-2021, 09:51 PM
Murray said after losing the play-in that he’s determined not to miss the playoffs again. I don’t think he’s too crazy about these moves and wouldn’t be surprised if he requests a trade.

It’s not like He played like an all star and got no help. He was one of the reasons that we were not in the PO, just like everybody else.

Marcus Bryant
08-02-2021, 09:56 PM
This generation’s Charles Smith.

No, the other one.

The Truth #6
08-02-2021, 10:20 PM
:lmao
OP still thinks Milutinov is coming over, and said Zach Collins - if healthy - would be our best big since Tim and Dave. Tells you all you need to know.

Which David? David Wood? Then I agree.

tbdog
08-02-2021, 10:28 PM
Just keep in mind that players like Embid had/has foot issues and is still the most dominate Center in the league. Collins is a good player and I think the Spurs are betting him being ready in 2 years time when the Spurs realign for a run. Its not a sign and play him now mode. It's fairly obvious Spurs are not playing for a top 6 spot, even if we get the other Collins.

slick'81
08-02-2021, 10:30 PM
Just keep in mind that players like Embid had/has foot issues and is still the most dominate Center in the league. Collins is a good player and I think the Spurs are betting him being ready in 2 years time when the Spurs realign for a run. Its not a sign and play him now mode. It's fairly obvious Spurs are not playing for a top 6 spot, even if we get the other Collins.

are you seriously comparing joel to zach?

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 10:45 PM
Look at my sons bucking up to dad because he told you so���������� I’m not going to insult any of you, just keep doing what you’re doing������

tim_duncan_fan
08-02-2021, 10:50 PM
There are jokes about high-paid executives, but do the Spurs brass literally and actually sit around doing coke every day? What the fuck is this shit? This guy is essentially deceased. An athlete that can't walk, he's effectively dead. So, why is the team giving him money?

tbdog
08-02-2021, 10:51 PM
are you seriously comparing joel to zach?


I comparing 7fters with foot problems.

slick'81
08-02-2021, 10:52 PM
I comparing 7fters with foot problems.

oh thank god

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 11:14 PM
I comparing 7fters with foot problems.

That list gets long my guy but the Spurs must feel the risk is worth the reward. Time will tell....

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 11:14 PM
I comparing 7fters with foot problems.

That list gets long my guy but the Spurs must feel the risk is worth the reward. Time will tell....

pad300
08-02-2021, 11:24 PM
Ilgauskas was still a decent player after his foot problems as well. However, I don't think either situation is comparable to Zach's. Both of them broke the navicular bone in their foot, not a stress fracture in the ankle. Further, neither of them broke it a second time ... The foot injuries definitely hurt Ilgauskas's mobility, and I think it has had an impact on Joel as well.

JeffDuncan
08-02-2021, 11:31 PM
It’s part of the Spurs “giving back.” He’ll make for a great photo op when he’s rolling around in his wheelchair at Christmas, handing out toys to poor kids.

Robz4000
08-02-2021, 11:42 PM
It’s part of the Spurs “giving back.” He’ll make for a great photo op when he’s rolling around in his wheelchair at Christmas, handing out toys to poor kids.

Then they can do right by him in a year and a half's time by buying him out so he can go to a contender after he can't get minutes because he can barely walk up the court.

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 11:42 PM
It’s part of the Spurs “giving back.” He’ll make for a great photo op when he’s rolling around in his wheelchair at Christmas, handing out toys to poor kids.

You’re trying to hard. We get it, you don’t like the signing������ Only time will tell who’s right!

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 11:44 PM
Then they can do right by him in a year and a half's time by buying him out so he can go to a contender after he can't get minutes because he can barely walk up the court.
Why would a contender need him if he can’t walk? You are really special.....

Robz4000
08-02-2021, 11:46 PM
Why would a contender need him if he can’t walk? You are really special.....

:lol Zach Collins being comparable to Timmy and the Admiral

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 11:46 PM
How does a person get to 34,000 + post on a message board? This is your life Robz4000 huh? Now I actually feel sympathy for you��

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 11:48 PM
:lol Zach Collins being comparable to Timmy and the Admiral

Comprehension is not your strong suite......

Robz4000
08-02-2021, 11:48 PM
How does a person get to 34,000 + post on a message board? This is your life Robz4000 huh? Now I actually feel sympathy for you��

:lmao message board smack

Robz4000
08-02-2021, 11:49 PM
Comprehension is not your strong suite......

Apparently logical reasoning isn't yours

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 11:50 PM
Please bring me that clown Mugen..... you aren’t mentally or intellectually equipped for this smoke. Off to the kids table you go.....

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 11:51 PM
Don’t make me embarrass you.... you bum ass dude

Robz4000
08-02-2021, 11:52 PM
Please bring me that clown Mugen..... you aren’t mentally or intellectually equipped for this smoke. Off to the kids table you go.....

Apparently you aren't equipped to be making any sort of decisions based off your takes.

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 11:55 PM
Me: joined in 2007 - 1900+ post
Bum ass ( robz 4000 ) : joined in 2011 - 34000 + post

You have no real life only this message board.....now beat it fuck boy!

Robz4000
08-02-2021, 11:56 PM
Me: joined in 2007 - 1900+ post
Bum ass ( robz 4000 ) : joined in 2011 - 34000 + post

You have no real life only this message board.....now beat it fuck boy!

:lol wow you sure showed me

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 11:56 PM
You play my game because I make you......easy as pie. Don’t play with grown men��.

Atl Spur
08-02-2021, 11:59 PM
JFC Mugen, remind me to never piss you off :lmao

Bring me that bitch!

Robz4000
08-03-2021, 12:00 AM
You play my game because I make you......easy as pie. Don’t play with grown men��.

You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Atl Spur
08-03-2021, 12:04 AM
You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Checkmate!

Atl Spur
08-03-2021, 12:06 AM
He couldn’t leave well enough alone��

Robz4000
08-03-2021, 12:15 AM
He couldn’t leave well enough alone��

What a fucking waste of a reply. Do you not think people are busy? You've obviously never had a busy moment in your life, having the nerve to only reply with a one charactered post - even more it was just a ?. People like you piss off, how dare you have the nerve to waste breaths and moments of my life just to post this absolute dog shit. I hope you feel absolutely proud of yourself that you have wasted precious moments of my life having to click on the orange mail, coming here and seeing what a huge fucking waste of space you are. Reconsider your actions and try to do better next time, and don't you fucking dare waste my time again with your imbecilic actions.

Atl Spur
08-03-2021, 12:17 AM
What a fucking waste of a reply. Do you not think people are busy? You've obviously never had a busy moment in your life, having the nerve to only reply with a one charactered post - even more it was just a ?. People like you piss off, how dare you have the nerve to waste breaths and moments of my life just to post this absolute dog shit. I hope you feel absolutely proud of yourself that you have wasted precious moments of my life having to click on the orange mail, coming here and seeing what a huge fucking waste of space you are. Reconsider your actions and try to do better next time, and don't you fucking dare waste my time again with your imbecilic actions.

says the bum with 34000+ message board post�� go to bed and never ever do what you did tonight....

Robz4000
08-03-2021, 12:19 AM
says the bum with 34000+ message board post�� go to bed and never ever do what you did tonight....

Okay, I am done with your shit, I have a task for you. 1: Buy a hook screw and a 2 meters long rope. 2: Take the rope and tie one end to the hook. 3: Tie a noose with the other end. 4: Screw the hook into the ceiling. 5: Put your head in the noose. 6: Jump.

Atl Spur
08-03-2021, 12:22 AM
Okay, I am done with your shit, I have a task for you. 1: Buy a hook screw and a 2 meters long rope. 2: Take the rope and tie one end to the hook. 3: Tie a noose with the other end. 4: Screw the hook into the ceiling. 5: Put your head in the noose. 6: Jump.

That’s not nice bum ass........ that blow up doll is in trouble tonight! I’m done with you now beat it!

Robz4000
08-03-2021, 12:25 AM
That’s not nice bum ass........ that blow up doll is in trouble tonight! I’m done with you now beat it!

"Beat it"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Beat it"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Beat it" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Beat it" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Beat it" on your gravestone?

Atl Spur
08-03-2021, 12:32 AM
"Beat it"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Beat it"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Beat it" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Beat it" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Beat it" on your gravestone?
You are a mental midget....

Robz4000
08-03-2021, 12:34 AM
You are a mental midget....

Okay Austin boy or whoever u want to be call. Your fucking stupid and childish asf you need to learn when to shut your mouth and that time is now nobody wants to here the unnecessary bulls hit you have to say about how u can reply to people and gone to school and can do this and that. If you were calling anyone a bitch u should call your self that talk about how she is talking shit over the Internet well guess what so are you. You think your all bad ass but truly your not and i kinda feel sorry for u that u have the need to act like a kid that is 3 years old even 3 years old are more mature than you. So don't be a childish dick and talk shit no body wants to hear it and all u are doing that can hurt anyone is giving us a head ach over all the unnecessary bullshit that come out your damn mouth.

mookie2001
08-03-2021, 12:41 AM
Are y'all arguing about Collins? Isn't only one year guaranteed?

That's fine with me. Life is risky right

Atl Spur
08-03-2021, 12:43 AM
Are y'all arguing about Collins? Isn't only one year guaranteed?

That's fine with me. Life is risky right

Nah, just exposing him for the bum he is.

DPG21920
08-03-2021, 12:44 AM
Are y'all arguing about Collins? Isn't only one year guaranteed?

That's fine with me. Life is risky right

No it’s 3 years fully guaranteed with the option to extend it 5 more at max if he plays for 38 games or more in 3 years.

Robz4000
08-03-2021, 12:50 AM
Nah, just exposing him for the bum he is.

Oh you mean like the entire 1976 Boston Celtics team dunked and scooped out your momma in her hotel room repeatedly for a week when she was on vacation in Orlando that fateful September? In fact later your momma’s house was known as the “shoe store” because guys just lost their own shoes amidst the hundreds of others when the went over to dunk your momma. Hundreds of gigantic basketball sneakers were found at your momma’s house belonging to who knows who. She. Got. Around. And then she “mysteriously” squirted you out

Atl Spur
08-03-2021, 12:58 AM
Oh you mean like the entire 1976 Boston Celtics team dunked and scooped out your momma in her hotel room repeatedly for a week when she was on vacation in Orlando that fateful September? In fact later your momma’s house was known as the “shoe store” because guys just lost their own shoes amidst the hundreds of others when the went over to dunk your momma. Hundreds of gigantic basketball sneakers were found at your momma’s house belonging to who knows who. She. Got. Around. And then she “mysteriously” squirted you out
Yeah like that��

Robz4000
08-03-2021, 01:02 AM
Yeah like that��

'Yeah like that' is where were at then intellectually huh? you seem like a really cool guy, i imagine that is the type of sentiment a lot of really interesting, intelligent men who are fundamentally happy and fulfilled in their lives find themselves expressing to strangers on the internet.

slick'81
08-03-2021, 01:25 AM
No it’s 3 years fully guaranteed with the option to extend it 5 more at max if he plays for 38 games or more in 3 years.


Jesus fn christ:bang

DPG21920
08-03-2021, 01:27 AM
Jesus fn christ:bang

:lol that was a joke…dont worry

slick'81
08-03-2021, 01:28 AM
:lol that was a joke…dont worry


Oh thank god

SPARKY
08-03-2021, 01:29 AM
Sounds like the Spurs bought high.

PhantomDashCam
08-03-2021, 01:35 AM
Sounds like the Spurs were high.

timtonymanu
08-03-2021, 04:27 AM
There’s being a homer and there’s being a delusional retard like the OP is. Best big since the admiral and Timmy. You have to be trolling. :lol

dbestpro
08-03-2021, 05:59 AM
Oh you mean like the entire 1976 Boston Celtics team dunked and scooped out your momma in her hotel room repeatedly for a week when she was on vacation in Orlando that fateful September? In fact later your momma’s house was known as the “shoe store” because guys just lost their own shoes amidst the hundreds of others when the went over to dunk your momma. Hundreds of gigantic basketball sneakers were found at your momma’s house belonging to who knows who. She. Got. Around. And then she “mysteriously” squirted you out

Ya momma's so fat she won a gold medal for weight lifting by just showing up.

Atl Spur
08-03-2021, 07:45 AM
There’s being a homer and there’s being a delusional retard like the OP is. Best big since the admiral and Timmy. You have to be trolling. :lol

Yet and still you’ve posted in a forum 32000+ times for a team & management thinks along the same lines ......... buddy you might be the one with the problem. We all love Lamarcus when it’s convenient; I always make people like you show me your panties! 32,000 that’s almost like you work here...do you?

timtonymanu
08-03-2021, 09:04 AM
Yet and still you’ve posted in a forum 32000+ times for a team & management thinks along the same lines ......... buddy you might be the one with the problem. We all love Lamarcus when it’s convenient; I always make people like you show me your panties! 32,000 that’s almost like you work here...do you?

Yawn the post count smack talk. Such a typical response from faggots like you.

Atl Spur
08-03-2021, 10:17 AM
Yawn the post count smack talk. Such a typical response from faggots like you.

Stop it! We both know you don’t have a woman. Faggot? You run around calling dudes faggots? That’s your big move? Cool, 33k is right around the Internet corner! Type on sport����

rjv
08-03-2021, 10:25 AM
Stop it! We both know you don’t have a woman. Faggot? You run around calling dudes faggots? That’s your big move? Cool, 33k is right around the Internet corner! Type on sport����

give the kid a break. (nice call on the collins move, btw.)

Atl Spur
08-03-2021, 10:50 AM
give the kid a break. (nice call on the collins move, btw.)

Thanks and I’m done.

Atl Spur
04-18-2023, 07:41 AM
Just in case you need further proof of how retarded this FO is, they take the advice of one of the dumbest posters on the board :lol

7mil/year for a guy who cant fucking stay on the court :lmao

Classic……dipshit!

Dex
04-18-2023, 07:59 AM
I'll admit that I was iffy on the Collins deal. Didn't expect much from an oft injured center but figured we were headed towards Tanksville anyways.

That said, he has proven to be one of the rare cases where reclamation project worked. Took him some time to get healthy and get back into basketball shape, but since Poeltl left has has shown he is a solid starting center and actually fits into the "new NBA" with his ability to actually shoot a basketball

Atl Spur
04-18-2023, 09:46 AM
I'll admit that I was iffy on the Collins deal. Didn't expect much from an oft injured center but figured we were headed towards Tanksville anyways.

That said, he has proven to be one of the rare cases where reclamation project worked. Took him some time to get healthy and get back into basketball shape, but since Poeltl left has has shown he is a solid starting center and actually fits into the "new NBA" with his ability to actually shoot a basketball

I’m happy for the dude…

EricB
04-18-2023, 11:22 AM
Lotta L’s in the thread.

exstatic
04-18-2023, 11:48 AM
Lotta L’s in the thread.

Yup, myself included. I should have seen the Portland curse coming a mile away. The Portland surgeon had two ops and failed. He then went to the USA*Basketball team surgeon, and was playing ball within a matter of 6-8 months. The funny thing is, if he went to the correct surgeon right away, we never would have gotten a shot at him because Portland never would have pulled their QO. Funny how things work out sometimes.

Atl Spur
04-18-2023, 12:24 PM
Lotta L’s in the thread.

True indeed!

EricB
04-18-2023, 12:51 PM
Yup, myself included. I should have seen the Portland curse coming a mile away. The Portland surgeon had two ops and failed. He then went to the USA*Basketball team surgeon, and was playing ball within a matter of 6-8 months. The funny thing is, if he went to the correct surgeon right away, we never would have gotten a shot at him because Portland never would have pulled their QO. Funny how things work out sometimes.


I remember being not enthused but intrigued and excited. I just remember how good when healthy he was and that he was still so young that there’s so much untapped talent there.

excellent move by the FO here

Atl Spur
10-21-2023, 11:14 PM
Just in case you need further proof of how retarded this FO is, they take the advice of one of the dumbest posters on the board :lol

7mil/year for a guy who cant fucking stay on the court :lmao

Classic! Hey buddy, I’m a lot of things but dumb is not one of them :)

RC_Drunkford
10-22-2023, 05:53 AM
Depends on who the Spurs get in free agency but I wouldn’t be mad if they take the gamble. He should be had for the minimum with all these injuries, so the risk is low

Mugen
10-22-2023, 09:57 AM
Classic! Hey buddy, I’m a lot of things but dumb is not one of them :)

Trust me bruh, you dumb AF :lol

Atl Spur
10-22-2023, 10:07 AM
Trust me bruh, you dumb AF :lol

I wouldn’t do this if I were you:) Take your medicine and stfu…friendly advice.

Mugen
10-22-2023, 11:40 AM
I wouldn’t do this if I were you:) Take your medicine and stfu…friendly advice.

You're literally the dumbest mfer on the board tbh :lol

Spurs Brazil
10-22-2023, 11:49 AM
https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1716134420434780573

spurraider21
10-22-2023, 11:53 AM
Awesome

Barring an injury i think he would have cleared that aav in the open market

spurraider21
10-22-2023, 11:54 AM
As expected i was wrong on the contract stuff. Need to brush up on my CBA :lol

Atl Spur
10-22-2023, 11:55 AM
You're literally the dumbest mfer on the board tbh :lol

Enlighten us….

Chinook
10-22-2023, 12:02 PM
Gotta give it up to Mr. Body (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=397) though. Homie was literally the only person hyping up Collins from the beginning. Literally everyone else was against the signing.

spurraider21
10-22-2023, 12:05 PM
Gotta give it up to Mr. Body (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=397) though. Homie was literally the only person hyping up Collins from the beginning. Literally everyone else was against the signing.
In fairness he hypes basically anything the spurs do so i feel like there’s some broken clock to it

i give Atl Spur credit for making the first thread about him

Chinook
10-22-2023, 12:12 PM
In fairness he hypes basically anything the spurs do so i feel like there’s some broken clock to it

i give Atl Spur credit for making the first thread about him

You're no fun.

Atl Spur
10-22-2023, 12:15 PM
Haha ! Lol

Atl Spur
10-22-2023, 12:54 PM
3 yr ( 2 &. 3 team options )

Started the post off with this gem! Check the date…… Mugen / Mutt you gonna learn one day!

NASpurs
12-06-2023, 09:43 PM
Lotta L’s in the thread.

I agree.

timtonymanu
12-06-2023, 09:52 PM
This guy fucking sucks

Mugen
12-06-2023, 10:30 PM
:lmao

rascal
12-06-2023, 10:32 PM
You can see who all the Homers are.

Atl Spur
12-07-2023, 10:50 AM
Noted :)

Dex
12-07-2023, 10:56 AM
How does dis dude go from shooting like 60% from three in the preseason to 25% in regular season with better lineups around him?

I understand shooters gotta shoot their way out of a slump, but he is basically just wasting possessions at this point. Teams aren't even trying to guard him so it's also not stretching the floor.

cd98
12-07-2023, 11:00 AM
I thought this guy was better than what he has shown the last month. There are moments when he looks really good on offense, but I can see him often getting bullied around the basket. He has the length and the mobility to be a good defender, but he obviously needs to get some strength because he spent all last night getting moved around.

The truth is that he is a good to great passer for a big guy and he is capable of getting points on the block.

The truth is that the bad is that he is bodied out of position for rebounds and he has lost all confidence in his three point shot. I do think he has the touch and form to be a 30+% three point shooter, but it takes more than touch and form to hit threes at a 30+% clip... you have to be confident.

Mugen
12-07-2023, 11:56 AM
Noted :)


Trust me bruh, you dumb AF :lol

GAustex
12-07-2023, 01:33 PM
^ lol Miss Cleo
It’s too easy
It like she is … well slow

sfernald
12-07-2023, 02:40 PM
I can’t believe anyone thought this guy was decent. Absolute trash.

rjv
12-07-2023, 03:03 PM
collins is a trash starting center, one of the worst starting centers in the league, but he's a salvageable backup. the problem is ,as bad as he is a starter, there aren't any other options on this roster.

TD 21
12-07-2023, 04:49 PM
The lower body injuries he sustained a few years back have sapped whatever spring and lateral quickness he had, on top of the subpar length and strength he always had.

What's left is a player with no true defensive position (it has to be C by default), who's only good for post ups and high post passing, but not good enough to have high usage in either area.

Continuing to regularly start him and play him a whopping 29.2 mpg is absurd.

rjv
12-07-2023, 05:28 PM
The lower body injuries he sustained a few years back have sapped whatever spring and lateral quickness he had, on top of the subpar length and strength he always had.

What's left is a player with no true defensive position (it has to be C by default), who's only good for post ups and high post passing, but not good enough to have high usage in either area.

Continuing to regularly start him and play him a whopping 29.2 mpg is absurd.

i think it'd be absurd if there was an alternative. bassey is stronger and more athletic but shorter and also limited offensively. if collins is still the starter next season, then i'd totally agree with you on the absurdity premise.

TD 21
12-07-2023, 06:25 PM
i think it'd be absurd if there was an alternative. bassey is stronger and more athletic but shorter and also limited offensively. if collins is still the starter next season, then i'd totally agree with you on the absurdity premise.

The alternative is Wembanyama. If they want to start Collins for select/obvious matchups, fine.

Dverde
12-07-2023, 07:19 PM
I still like Zollins, but I think his green light on offense should be yellow now. You can’t just keep throwing them up like your some type of prolific shooter. Maybe it’s not a slump and you had a few good shooting months last season. I still like that post up hook shot.

Obstructed_View
12-07-2023, 07:43 PM
This aged like mayonnaise.

Left out all night.

On raw poultry.

RC_Drunkford
12-08-2023, 07:24 PM
he's clearly our first option on offense :lol :pop: