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timvp
11-23-2005, 05:02 AM
ShoppingBuddy: May I ask you a question?
ljinprincessland: what up?
ShoppingBuddy: Welcome. Now you can search for products with AOLShopping. Type main to get started. To read our privacy policy, type privacy anytime.

ljinprincessland: gay
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for gay

- Best Gay Asian Erotica [$7.21 - $10.41]
- 101 Gay Sex Secrets Revealed [$8.18 - $11.16]
- Ultimate Gay Sex [$17.20 - $20.88]
- Gay Sex [$9.81 - $12.49]
- Gay Men's Sexual Stories [$12.57 - $13.57]
- A Legal Guide For Lesbian And Gay [$5.00 - $28.95]
- Dirty Young Men, and Other Gay St [$5.22 - $20.14]
- The Struggle Over Gay, Lesbian, A [$45.00 - $70.29]
- Gay Men and Anal Eroticism [$14.25 - $39.95]

Here are some related categories: 1. Social Science Books, 2. Psychology Books, 3. Biography Books, 4. Family & Relationships Books, 5. Artwork & Posters, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.
ljinprincessland: damn aol has hit an all time new low
ShoppingBuddy: Hey -- clean up the language and get serious. I'm happy to help but can't deal with that mouth.


ljinprincessland: lol what a fag
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for lol fag

- The Ravishing of Lol Stein [$6.50 - $9.60]
- Designer Electrol Cambridge 50x67 [$916.94]
- Designer Electrol Cambridge 50x67 [$916.94]
- Designer Electrol Cambridge 70X70 [$860.11]
- Designer Electrol Cambridge 84X84 [$899.45]
- Designer Electrol Cambridge 84X84 [$899.45]
- Designer Electrol Cambridge 60x80 [$938.80]
- Designer Electrol Cambridge 70X70 [$860.11]
- Designer Electrol Cambridge 60x80 [$938.80]

Here are some related categories: 1. Human Qualities & Behavior Books, 2. Hardware & Software over $200, 3. Miscellaneous Music, 4. Desktop Computer Accessories, 5. Miscellaneous Non-Fiction Books, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.
ljinprincessland: bwahahhaha
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?

ljinprincessland: yes
ShoppingBuddy: Want to give a gift they'll really remember?

ljinprincessland: who?
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?

ljinprincessland: yes
ShoppingBuddy: OK. Who are you still shopping for?

1 -- Myself
2 -- Someone Else

ljinprincessland: someone else
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: I didn't find any specific products. Try searching again or type M for the Main Menu.

Also try gap.com.

ljinprincessland: the hell?
ShoppingBuddy: Clean it up a little -- this is a family bot. ;-)


ljinprincessland: okay then stop messaging me
ShoppingBuddy: good

ljinprincessland: later
ShoppingBuddy: Thanks for stopping by.

Kori Ellis
11-23-2005, 05:04 AM
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao

I guess I'll block that bot. That's pretty intrusive.

Sonia_TX
11-23-2005, 07:14 AM
Have you ever talked to the bot SmarterChild? Oh man, I've had some great laughs with it...

lilmads
11-23-2005, 08:08 AM
Have you ever talked to the bot SmarterChild? Oh man, I've had some great laughs with it...

:lol me tooo...!!

SpursWoman
11-23-2005, 08:44 AM
I've never gotten anything like that on AOL, and I've had it for 10 years.... :wtf

T Park
11-23-2005, 09:27 AM
Me neither.

That is strange.

batman2883
11-23-2005, 09:29 AM
that is fucking funny as hell

batman2883
11-23-2005, 09:29 AM
Lj you should have started speaking that jibberish you were speaking that one time in the quattro

Kori Ellis
11-23-2005, 11:37 AM
I've never gotten anything like that on AOL, and I've had it for 10 years.... :wtf

Didn't you just get the updates this week?

That's when they added the MovieFone and ShoppingBuddy Bots. I've never had any bots until then. They added them automatically on everyone's buddy lists.

SpursWoman
11-23-2005, 11:43 AM
I haven't been on too much at home ... my PC is messed up so I've been using my laptop only for internet emergencies (:lol) ....because it is sooooooooo slow. I think I closed AIM just to help it run a little faster.

:fro

Trooper 2112
11-23-2005, 12:06 PM
Didn't you just get the updates this week?

That's when they added the MovieFone and ShoppingBuddy Bots. I've never had any bots until then. They added them automatically on everyone's buddy lists.

you should just delete them then...unless your gonna use em.

Kori Ellis
11-23-2005, 12:13 PM
you should just delete them then...unless your gonna use em.

I blocked them. You can't really delete them. They were added automatically without my permission.

Trooper 2112
11-23-2005, 12:16 PM
oh i thought you would be able to delete them just like any other buddy.

Kori Ellis
11-23-2005, 12:18 PM
oh i thought you would be able to delete them just like any other buddy.

I tried that, but they returned. So I just blocked them.

Trooper 2112
11-23-2005, 12:24 PM
I tried that, but they returned. So I just blocked them.
so i guess i temporarily deleted mine, fuck

ShoogarBear
11-23-2005, 01:09 PM
I can't believe that people with any sophistication in the Internet can still be found on AOL.

SpursWoman
11-23-2005, 01:12 PM
I hear the same thing from youknowwho ... but I just can't cut the strings, you know? And it's free now with Road Runner.... :oops :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-23-2005, 02:02 PM
It's not just AOL, it's on AIM...I got those on Trillian a few days ago.

Peter
11-23-2005, 03:45 PM
Peter: help
ShoppingBuddy: Welcome. Now you can search for products with AOLShopping. Type main to get started. To read our privacy policy, type privacy anytime.

Peter: main
ShoppingBuddy: Main Menu
Type a number or enter anything & I'll search for it

1 - GAP Gift Guide
2 - Search
3 - Top Searches
4 - Shopping List
5 - Wish List
6 - Deals & Steals
7 - Gift Shops
8 - Alerts
9 - View Top Categories

You can also check out AOL Shopping or shop gap.com.

Peter:: 7
ShoppingBuddy: Gift Shops
Type in a product and I'll search for it or check out these gift ideas:

*** GAP Holiday Favorites ***
GAP gifts for him
GAP gifts for her
GAP gifts for all

*** AOL Shopping Gift Shops ***
Gifts for Him
Gifts for Her
Gifts for Kids
Gifts under $50
Last-Minute Gifts

Type, M to go back to the Main Menu.

Peter: shit

ShoppingBuddy: I don't respond to that kind of language.
I'm here to help you shop.


Peter: well, that's what i'm looking for
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for looking

- Wanderlust Frosty Womens Boots [$59.95]
- Avenue Brooks Stretch Tall Boot W [$84.99]
- Mens Nike Shox Tl Running Shoes [$129.99]
- bareMinerals SPF 15 Powder Founda [$25.00]
- lei Women's Twinky Mary Jane Pump [$39.95]
- Avenue Brooks WW Stretch Boot Wom [$84.99]
- Frye Women's Villager 14"" Lace B [$199.95]
- Womens Steve Madden - Darring [$73.95]
- Avenue Regatta WW Tall Boot Women [$79.99]

Here are some related categories: 1. Women's Shoes, 2. Men's Shoes, 3. Cosmetics, 4. MLB Shop, 5. Automotive Parts, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter: 5
ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for Automotive Parts

- Chevy Parts - Chevy Auto Parts - [$66.12]
- Original Equipment Replacement Pa [$0.00]
- Aftermarket Auto Parts - FREE SHI [$11.22]
- 89-91 FORD Thunderbird XENON BODY [$704.95]
- Fram Oil Filter [$11.80]
- Wheels, Jeep [$189.00]
- Power Slot 525 PSR Brake Rotor [$60.95]
- Street Bike Exhaust Headers - Sta [$535.95]
- Denso Oxygen Sensors [$0.00]

Narrow your search by adding Brake Part (ex.: Brake Rotor), Brand (ex.: Jeep), Price, Body Part (ex.: Bumpers), Cooling & Heating Part (ex.: Heater Core) and/or Drive Train Part (ex.: Transmission)

Peter:is that all the shit you got?
ShoppingBuddy: Hey -- clean up the language and get serious. I'm happy to help but can't deal with that mouth.


Peter: what the fuck? I am looking for better shit
ShoppingBuddy: Clean it up a little -- this is a family bot. ;-)


Peter: my family isnt here
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for family

- Why I Hate Abercrombie And Fitch [$15.06 - $66.12]
- Father-Daughter Incest [$7.23 - $22.50]
- Mother-Daughter Incest [$13.27 - $34.95]
- Masturbation [$20.15 - $53.03]
- The Many Joys of Sex Toys [$7.03 - $10.36]
- Kama Sutra of Sexual Positions [$9.67 - $11.80]
- He's Just Not That Into You [$6.32 - $17.56]
- Pride And Prejudice [$6.25 - $8.00]
- Condom Sense [$4.85 - $8.00]

Here are some related categories: 1. Family & Relationships Books, 2. Books & Magazines, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter: kama sutra, now that sounds like some good shit
ShoppingBuddy: Hmm, that's not gonna get you anywhere with me.


Peter: wha the fuck? i wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole
ShoppingBuddy: Good grief, I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.


Peter:: look, i am here to shop. now fucking shop
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for look shop fucking shop

- White Beauties Wall Tapestry [$89.99]
- Coffee Shop Ad Lites on Look Wind [$121.06]
- Dagmar Zupan Prints - Look Up [$19.99]
- Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers [$34.99]
- New York Yankees Ovation Jacket [$85.00]
- New York Yankees Shanghai Icy Whi [$39.99]
- Pittsburgh Steelers Ovation Jacke [$84.99]
- Replica Authentic Road Jersey (NE [$79.99]
- New York Yankees, MLB replica adu [$9.99]

Here are some related categories: 1. MLB Shop, 2. NBA Shop, 3. NFL Shop, 4. NCAA Shop, 5. Artwork & Posters, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter: new york yankees? man i'm trying to get something for the woman, not play ball
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for york yankees man trying woman play ball

- New York Jets 60 inch Golf Umbrel [$29.99]
- New York Mets 60 inch Golf Umbrel [$29.99]
- New York Giants 60 inch Golf Umbr [$29.99]
- 1000 On 42nd Street [$20.95]

Here are some related categories: 1. Golf Gifts & Equipment, 2. Miscellaneous Books, 3. Sports Equipment & Outdoor Gear, 4. Books & Magazines, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter:: 60 inch? man even i'm not that big
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for 60 man big

- Edgar Degas Prints - Portrait Of [$59.99]
- 60's Soul: When A Man Loves A Wom [$2.72 - $6.98]
- 60 Minute Man - Billy Ward & The [$11.55]
- Man Of The Year [$9.99]
- Trigun - Vol. 1: The $$60,000,000 [$3.20 - $32.99]
- 2 Door Man 60 Gallon 2 Shelves [$922.95]
- Honky Tonk Man: The Essential Joh [$15.23 - $20.99]
- A Man, a Can, a Plan [$10.05 - $12.76]
- Man About the House [$8.68 - $15.00]

Here are some related categories: 1. Artwork & Posters, 2. R&B, Hip Hop & Rap Music, 3. Action & Adventure DVDs & Videos, 4. Miscellaneous Music, 5. Country Music, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter: what was that incest crap you offered me earlier?
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for incest crap offered earlier

- Father-Daughter Incest [$7.23 - $22.50]
- Mother-Daughter Incest [$13.27 - $34.95]
- Rape, Incest, and Sexual Harassme [$42.37]
- Women's Sexuality After Childhood [$24.73 - $27.95]
- This Is About Incest [$8.95]
- Telling Incest [$16.98 - $55.00]
- Incest [$21.30 - $27.95]
- Everything You Need to Know About [$25.25]
- The Red Lamp of Incest [$15.00 - $25.00]

Here are some related categories: 1. Family & Relationships Books, 2. Literary Criticism Books, 3. Miscellaneous Non-Fiction Books, 4. Literature Books, 5. Psychology Books, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter: what the fuck man? i thought you were a "family bot"?
ShoppingBuddy: Clean it up a little -- this is a family bot. ;-)


Peter: go fuck yourself you sick fuck
ShoppingBuddy: Hey -- clean up the language and get serious. I'm happy to help but can't deal with that mouth.


Peter: i am serious asshole. you are demented
ShoppingBuddy: Yes?


Peter: fuck yes
ShoppingBuddy: Good grief, I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.


Peter: go fuck richard parsons you asslicker
ShoppingBuddy: Hmm, that's not gonna get you anywhere with me.

SpursWoman
11-23-2005, 03:51 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

batman2883
11-23-2005, 03:52 PM
Peter: help
ShoppingBuddy: Welcome. Now you can search for products with AOLShopping. Type main to get started. To read our privacy policy, type privacy anytime.

Peter: main
ShoppingBuddy: Main Menu
Type a number or enter anything & I'll search for it

1 - GAP Gift Guide
2 - Search
3 - Top Searches
4 - Shopping List
5 - Wish List
6 - Deals & Steals
7 - Gift Shops
8 - Alerts
9 - View Top Categories

You can also check out AOL Shopping or shop gap.com.

Peter:: 7
ShoppingBuddy: Gift Shops
Type in a product and I'll search for it or check out these gift ideas:

*** GAP Holiday Favorites ***
GAP gifts for him
GAP gifts for her
GAP gifts for all

*** AOL Shopping Gift Shops ***
Gifts for Him
Gifts for Her
Gifts for Kids
Gifts under $50
Last-Minute Gifts

Type, M to go back to the Main Menu.

Peter: shit

ShoppingBuddy: I don't respond to that kind of language.
I'm here to help you shop.


Peter: well, that's what i'm looking for
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for looking

- Wanderlust Frosty Womens Boots [$59.95]
- Avenue Brooks Stretch Tall Boot W [$84.99]
- Mens Nike Shox Tl Running Shoes [$129.99]
- bareMinerals SPF 15 Powder Founda [$25.00]
- lei Women's Twinky Mary Jane Pump [$39.95]
- Avenue Brooks WW Stretch Boot Wom [$84.99]
- Frye Women's Villager 14"" Lace B [$199.95]
- Womens Steve Madden - Darring [$73.95]
- Avenue Regatta WW Tall Boot Women [$79.99]

Here are some related categories: 1. Women's Shoes, 2. Men's Shoes, 3. Cosmetics, 4. MLB Shop, 5. Automotive Parts, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter: 5
ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for Automotive Parts

- Chevy Parts - Chevy Auto Parts - [$66.12]
- Original Equipment Replacement Pa [$0.00]
- Aftermarket Auto Parts - FREE SHI [$11.22]
- 89-91 FORD Thunderbird XENON BODY [$704.95]
- Fram Oil Filter [$11.80]
- Wheels, Jeep [$189.00]
- Power Slot 525 PSR Brake Rotor [$60.95]
- Street Bike Exhaust Headers - Sta [$535.95]
- Denso Oxygen Sensors [$0.00]

Narrow your search by adding Brake Part (ex.: Brake Rotor), Brand (ex.: Jeep), Price, Body Part (ex.: Bumpers), Cooling & Heating Part (ex.: Heater Core) and/or Drive Train Part (ex.: Transmission)

Peter:is that all the shit you got?
ShoppingBuddy: Hey -- clean up the language and get serious. I'm happy to help but can't deal with that mouth.


Peter: what the fuck? I am looking for better shit
ShoppingBuddy: Clean it up a little -- this is a family bot. ;-)


Peter: my family isnt here
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for family

- Why I Hate Abercrombie And Fitch [$15.06 - $66.12]
- Father-Daughter Incest [$7.23 - $22.50]
- Mother-Daughter Incest [$13.27 - $34.95]
- Masturbation [$20.15 - $53.03]
- The Many Joys of Sex Toys [$7.03 - $10.36]
- Kama Sutra of Sexual Positions [$9.67 - $11.80]
- He's Just Not That Into You [$6.32 - $17.56]
- Pride And Prejudice [$6.25 - $8.00]
- Condom Sense [$4.85 - $8.00]

Here are some related categories: 1. Family & Relationships Books, 2. Books & Magazines, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter: kama sutra, now that sounds like some good shit
ShoppingBuddy: Hmm, that's not gonna get you anywhere with me.


Peter: wha the fuck? i wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole
ShoppingBuddy: Good grief, I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.


Peter:: look, i am here to shop. now fucking shop
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for look shop fucking shop

- White Beauties Wall Tapestry [$89.99]
- Coffee Shop Ad Lites on Look Wind [$121.06]
- Dagmar Zupan Prints - Look Up [$19.99]
- Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers [$34.99]
- New York Yankees Ovation Jacket [$85.00]
- New York Yankees Shanghai Icy Whi [$39.99]
- Pittsburgh Steelers Ovation Jacke [$84.99]
- Replica Authentic Road Jersey (NE [$79.99]
- New York Yankees, MLB replica adu [$9.99]

Here are some related categories: 1. MLB Shop, 2. NBA Shop, 3. NFL Shop, 4. NCAA Shop, 5. Artwork & Posters, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter: new york yankees? man i'm trying to get something for the woman, not play ball
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for york yankees man trying woman play ball

- New York Jets 60 inch Golf Umbrel [$29.99]
- New York Mets 60 inch Golf Umbrel [$29.99]
- New York Giants 60 inch Golf Umbr [$29.99]
- 1000 On 42nd Street [$20.95]

Here are some related categories: 1. Golf Gifts & Equipment, 2. Miscellaneous Books, 3. Sports Equipment & Outdoor Gear, 4. Books & Magazines, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter:: 60 inch? man even i'm not that big
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for 60 man big

- Edgar Degas Prints - Portrait Of [$59.99]
- 60's Soul: When A Man Loves A Wom [$2.72 - $6.98]
- 60 Minute Man - Billy Ward & The [$11.55]
- Man Of The Year [$9.99]
- Trigun - Vol. 1: The $$60,000,000 [$3.20 - $32.99]
- 2 Door Man 60 Gallon 2 Shelves [$922.95]
- Honky Tonk Man: The Essential Joh [$15.23 - $20.99]
- A Man, a Can, a Plan [$10.05 - $12.76]
- Man About the House [$8.68 - $15.00]

Here are some related categories: 1. Artwork & Posters, 2. R&B, Hip Hop & Rap Music, 3. Action & Adventure DVDs & Videos, 4. Miscellaneous Music, 5. Country Music, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter: what was that incest crap you offered me earlier?
ShoppingBuddy: OK, I'm searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec...

ShoppingBuddy: - Search results for incest crap offered earlier

- Father-Daughter Incest [$7.23 - $22.50]
- Mother-Daughter Incest [$13.27 - $34.95]
- Rape, Incest, and Sexual Harassme [$42.37]
- Women's Sexuality After Childhood [$24.73 - $27.95]
- This Is About Incest [$8.95]
- Telling Incest [$16.98 - $55.00]
- Incest [$21.30 - $27.95]
- Everything You Need to Know About [$25.25]
- The Red Lamp of Incest [$15.00 - $25.00]

Here are some related categories: 1. Family & Relationships Books, 2. Literary Criticism Books, 3. Miscellaneous Non-Fiction Books, 4. Literature Books, 5. Psychology Books, etc. Type in the number to use the related category.

Peter: what the fuck man? i thought you were a "family bot"?
ShoppingBuddy: Clean it up a little -- this is a family bot. ;-)


Peter: go fuck yourself you sick fuck
ShoppingBuddy: Hey -- clean up the language and get serious. I'm happy to help but can't deal with that mouth.


Peter: i am serious asshole. you are demented
ShoppingBuddy: Yes?


Peter: fuck yes
ShoppingBuddy: Good grief, I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.


Peter: go fuck richard parsons you asslicker
ShoppingBuddy: Hmm, that's not gonna get you anywhere with me.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hfucking hilarious

kris
11-23-2005, 03:55 PM
Kori -

You can delete the bots. Just block them and then delete them off the add/drop menu.

Peter
11-23-2005, 04:00 PM
Peter: what the !@#$ is this?
MovieFone: Hi there. I'm the new MovieFone bot! I can find movies for you anywhere in the country in a fraction of second. All you have to do is give me part of the title, an actor or director's name. I can also send you alerts when your favorite films are opening. Type privacy anytime to review the policy. Type any movie you want to see or menu to get going.

======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site

Peter: man that's awesome. do you have Muffdivers 3?
MovieFone: Enter a valid 5 digit zip-code.

Peter: cool. 78209
MovieFone: Awesome: I F*ckin' Shot That has not opened yet. It will open on 12-31-06

Peter: i asked for Muffdivers 3
MovieFone: - Movies for 11/23/2005 ('r' to reset)
1 -P- I Am Cuba
2 -P- Third I NY
3 -F- I am Charlotte Simmons
4 -F- Toy Story 3
5 -F- I Am Legend (2006)
6 -F- Saw 3
7 -F- Shrek 3
8 -F- I Am Cuba, The Siberian Mammoth
9 -F- The Air I Breathe
10 -F- Awesome: I F*ckin' Shot That
11 -F- Deep Sea 3-D
12 -F- X-Men 3

Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.

P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future

Peter: Shrek went down on that bitch?
MovieFone: That's unnecessary. Type, help.

======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site

Peter: what? I want to see Muffdivers 3, man.
MovieFone: K, I found a match. You used zip 78209 last. To use it type Y. OR type in a new zipcode now and I'll see if this is playing near you.
Peter: Y
MovieFone: You Want Me to Kill Him? has not opened yet. It will open on 12-31-06

Peter:No, Muffdivers 3. You know, eating pussy, man.
MovieFone: That's rude. I'm here to help. Type, help if you ned it.

======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site

Peter: help i want to see muffdiving
MovieFone: - Movies for 11/23/2005 ('r' to reset)
1 -F- You Want Me to Kill Him?
2 -P- I Went to the Dance
3 -F- See No Evil

Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.

P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future

Peter: so you don't have any porn?
MovieFone: Interesting. Why don't you try typing, help.

======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site

Peter: help
MovieFone: OK, this is how I work.
You can ask me about movies in a couple of ways:

-- Type part of the title of the movie & I'll see if it's playing in the USA

-- Type an actor's name and I'll tell you everything playing with them in it

-- Type a director and I'll do the same.

Type more now.
======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site

Peter: help porn
MovieFone: That's unnecessary. Type, help.

======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site

Peter: Harry Potter eats pussy?
MovieFone: Interesting. Why don't you try typing, help.

======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Movie Site

Peter: Yes, that would be interesting. Now tell me where I can see some pussy eatin
MovieFone: Without a doubt.

Kori Ellis
11-23-2005, 04:06 PM
Kori -

You can delete the bots. Just block them and then delete them off the add/drop menu.

Yeah. I guess that's true. My point was that you can't just delete them or they'll just re-load later. So I just blocked mine.