***2021 NFL Week 1 thread***

[DeadlyDynasty]

Best day of the year:toast

[DeadlyDynasty]

Bills look rusty. 4 penalties on the o-line and some throws just a tad off-target by Allen

[GAustex]

When does Green Bay play?

[Trainwreck2100]

joey slye in houston now, benefactor you finally got a kicker

[DeadlyDynasty]

Jesus Christ our offense looks like 2019 again

[Trainwreck2100]

always funny to watch the top pick do stupid shit that he only got away with in college because the talent in college is ass

[American Citizen]

Vikings DB's are garbage. Simple go route is all it takes to kill them.

[Trainwreck2100]

Jesus Christ our offense looks like 2019 again

I'd wait for week two when they're not playing the steelers d

[benefactor]

joey slye in houston now, benefactor you finally got a kicker
I wouldn't know. The Texans and I divorced earlier this year.

[Trainwreck2100]

I wouldn't know. The Texans and I divorced earlier this year.

i mean i didn't know till today either

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'd wait for week two when they're not playing the steelers d
Yeah they are playing lights out. The young secondary is playing well too. Our defense came to play today as well

[Robz4000]

Trevor Lawrence really gonna lose his first professional game to this Texans team?

[benefactor]

Trevor Lawrence really gonna lose his first professional game to this Texans team?
djohn should be here soon to tell us how much better Tyrod is than Watson

[Robz4000]

:lol Bills

[FrostKing]

NFC West

[benefactor]

Sunshine is already letting the dark cloud that is Jacksonville cloak him

[Benoit]

Pete Carroll = NFL Doc Rivers

[Robz4000]

Welp, Varrett is out for the season. Niners' already shitty secondary gets shittier.

[Robz4000]

:lol and the Niners are gonna find a way to choke a 30 point lead to fucking Detroit

[DAF86]

Any link to see MahGOAT?

[DAF86]

Any link to see MahGOAT?

I just found out I have it on my TV on Directv's free trial. One of those good surprises that life gives you from time to time.

[Monostradamus]

Doesn’t matter how many free agents the Patriots sign, that defense is still coached by Bill’s retarded meth head son and Lardass Patricia :lmao

[benefactor]

That's likely a suspension, but the coach should be fined too. He has no business shoving an opposing player.

[DAF86]

Reid is such a chickeshit in 4th downs.

[Monostradamus]

I just found out I have it on my TV on Directv's free trial. One of those good surprises that life gives you from time to time.
Kinda like when you meet an underage girl that’s DTF?

[DAF86]

That Chiefs defense. :lmao

[benefactor]

Fun game tbh

[td4mvp2k]

what a BS call on the fins

[jeebus]

Cleveland looking good per par, until shit falls apart in week 4

[benefactor]

Is KC ever going to fix their defense

[jeebus]

:lmao KC almost fucking that up. jesus dude

[Raven]

first look of mac jones... kid looks exactly the player we needed, he seems composed and reserved and throws well so far..

[Michael Jordan.]

djohn should be here soon to tell us how much better Tyrod is than Watson
Tyrod isn’t an alleged rapist

[benefactor]

Tyrod isn’t an alleged rapist
:lol...right on cue

[benefactor]

Baker dealing tbh

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol...right on cue
I mean it’s a fact. No one will trade for him. In the meantime, like I said the Texans won’t be the worst team.

[FrostKing]

Colts, Bills and Packers

[DAF86]

I went to pee and it's already 29-27? :lol

[benefactor]

I mean it’s a fact. No one will trade for him. In the meantime, like I said the Texans won’t be the worst team.
So allegations are facts now? Jesus you're an idiot. And they could have traded him before all this shit hit the fan but they drug their feet and the media took off with it. And don't tell me they didn't know before we did. You bet your ass they did.

And no they won't be the worst team, but you'll still be a front office fluffer sitting around with your little dick in your hand waiting for them to actually become anything. Beating up on the Jags with a rookie starting is nothing to talk about. It's a team full of players and coaches that no one wanted. They've all come to Houston to die in the the graveyard that is the Texans. Have fun with that.

[benefactor]

And the reason they haven't traded him is because they are asking for too much. They should have already dumped him and gotten this over with. They had no problem dumping plenty of players for pennies on the dollar and giving up too much for other players...but now they want fair value for a guy with a bunch of rape allegations?

:lol Texans

[GAustex]

Sometimes you’re the bug
Sometimes you’re the windshield

[jeebus]

B:lolker M:lolyfield

[DAF86]

Browns browned there at the end.

Chiefs need to improve that defense if they are serious about contending.

P/S: Sorensen with his clutch play number 1 billion.

[benefactor]

Well the Browns are still gonna be good, but that ending is the most Browns ending ever

[benefactor]

My Cardinals today tho:tu

[Michael Jordan.]

So allegations are facts now? Jesus you're an idiot. And they could have traded him before all this shit hit the fan but they drug their feet and the media took off with it. And don't tell me they didn't know before we did. You bet your ass they did.

And no they won't be the worst team, but you'll still be a front office fluffer sitting around with your little dick in your hand waiting for them to actually become anything. Beating up on the Jags with a rookie starting is nothing to talk about. It's a team full of players and coaches that no one wanted. They've all come to Houston to die in the the graveyard that is the Texans. Have fun with that.
No. I said it’s a fact no one will trade for him. Yes they knew about it. Hell the rest of the league knew about it. They knew about it in 2019. Caserio wasn’t hired until January. So you are saying The Texans should have traded him with no fucking GM? Caserio wasn’t going to do it as he was JUST hired in January. Or are you saying You trusted O’Brien to trade him? :lmao

he’s got 22 civil suits and 10 criminal complaints. Yeah he looks pretty goddamn guilty. It’s nobody’s fault but his they wont get shit for him. If you are stupid enough to to leave threatening text messages ABOUT what happened, and are dumb enough to use the internet to do this kinda shit to get the FBI involved you deserve what you fucking get.

and yeah, good luck with the Texans having traded him knowing about those allegations. Goodell wouldn’t have allowed it.

[Michael Jordan.]

Also, you wanna cry like a bitch about just beating the Jags, as if the team didn’t go 4-12 with Watson last year losing to shitty teams, and will probably surpass more wins without his ass :lol

:lmao getting outplayed by Mitch Tribuisky and and the corpse of Phillip Rivers

[benefactor]

Also, you wanna cry like a bitch about just beating the Jags, as if the team didn’t go 4-12 with Watson last year losing to shitty teams, and will probably surpass more wins without his ass :lol

:lmao getting outplayed by Mitch Tribuisky and and the corpse of Phillip Rivers
That whole team was ass outside of him because this franchise is ass. No one wanted to play for BOB anymore and it showed. But please homerjohn, keep blaming Watson and not the franchise who for 20 fucking years has had chance after chance to become good and they fucked it away because their incompetence knows no ending.

[lefty20]

This is gonna be ugly... but it will bring us closer to the official start of the Fields era. So let's fucking get it over with.

[benefactor]

:lol Dalton

[lefty20]

Yup, that's pretty much on par with expectations.

[KobesAchilles]

Pace needs to be fired. What type of idiot sees how Falton played last year with the Cowboys and thinks hey I need that on my team? Just play the fucking rookie

[lefty20]

Guh!

[MultiTroll]

Mac Jones burned out of a 1st game win by fumbling RB.

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/DCsWbhb/Screenshot-20210912-180910-Chrome.jpg

2 point deficit with 10 minutes remaining

Incredible

[lefty20]

Refs are still blind as fuck. Nothing surprising there.

[Borosai]

Jesus Christ our offense looks like 2019 again

Yup. Painful to go back to that after last year. Guys gotta wake up now instead of mid-season.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Yup. Painful to go back to that after last year. Guys gotta wake up now instead of mid-season.
Just woke up and still feeling physically ill from that game

[BD24]

How long do we think urban survives as jags coach? He looked fucking lost out there. Does he even finish this season?

[spurraider21]

carr playing like trash. somehow only down 4 at the half.

bizarro world raider game where the defense is doing the heavy lifting and its the offense fucking it up

[MultiTroll]

https://i.ibb.co/DCsWbhb/Screenshot-20210912-180910-Chrome.jpg

2 point deficit with 10 minutes remaining

Incredible
The knob slobbing / lazy reporting is sad.

[MultiTroll]

Ravens putting too much pressure on LJackson to do it all per par.

Don't see them making any noise in the playoffs. Even if they win this Raiders game. Only 17-10 and Raider ball with plenty of time.

[benefactor]

Carr throwing dimes on that drive

[MultiTroll]

Lame assed NFL still decide OT by a coin toss?

[Darth_Pelican]

Fun game tbh

[FkLA]

Waller is such a freak. Better than Kelce, imho.

[benefactor]

Fun game tbh
:tu

I was at work until the third quarter. Glad I caught the end.

[MultiTroll]

Pathetic DB play by Ravens.

[MultiTroll]

Slacker Andrews. Tuck that fucking ball away.

[Darth_Pelican]

Neither of these teams want to win this game :lol

[MultiTroll]

No safety. Not even a bump on the receiver at the line.

FFS.

Congrats Raiders.
No way in hell they make playoffs imo but lot's of season to go.

[MultiTroll]

Could someone please photoshop a dildo into Tom fondling and sniffing the Subway loaf?

[spurraider21]

this game definitely shaved a few years off my life

[SpursforSix]

this game definitely shaved a few years off my life

I almost didn't turn the game on but was glad I did. One of the most entertaining finishes I've seen. Only thing that would have made it better would have been if Gruden planned that kicking formation, then delay of game. Just to set up the Ravens to think that the Raiders were just trying to get 5 yards back.

[spurraider21]

I almost didn't turn the game on but was glad I did. One of the most entertaining finishes I've seen. Only thing that would have made it better would have been if Gruden planned that kicking formation, then delay of game. Just to set up the Ravens to think that the Raiders were just trying to get 5 yards back.
The old line up for a field goal, take a delay of game, go for a deep ball trick

[SpursforSix]

The old line up for a field goal, take a delay of game, go for a deep ball trick

Exactly. :lol

I mean...it was 2nd down. Even if the intent was to kick a FG, I'd have tried to pick up some more yards and then kick on 3rd.

[spurraider21]

Exactly. :lol

I mean...it was 2nd down. Even if the intent was to kick a FG, I'd have tried to pick up some more yards and then kick on 3rd.
After the game Gruden said he didn’t want another OL penalty lol

[SpursforSix]

After the game Gruden said he didn’t want another OL penalty lol

jeezus

[The Gemini Method]

Having Lamar and needing like a few points to win my FF games I thought phew I get OT for a chance to clutch the win...but nope. Good win by Las Vegas. Travel to The Big Ketchup next week.