-States you have Visited, Stayed In, and Been Laid In-

[Millennial_Messiah]

RULES:

Use this map: https://www.270towin.com/maps/g8DL9


-You can use red or blue, whatever floats your boat / political affiliation.


-VISITED (light shade) = you must have physically set foot in (and not at an airport only) this state, at least once in your life, and done something unique to that state (i.e. ate at a regional/local restaurant, saw a specific sight there, gone to an attraction there, met someone there, went to a tourist attraction or visited someone there, slept in, met someone in, had sexual relations in, etc. Basically, not just flying over, laying over at an airport, driving through or just stopping to get gas.

-STAYED IN (medium shade) = you must have visited AND physically slept there in this state at least one night in your life.

-BEEN LAID IN (dark shade) = you must have visited, stayed in, AND had sexual intercourse with a person of the opposite gender in this state at least once in your life. Masturbation, first base, second base, third base, orgies or gay sex doesn't count.

-Yellow or Gray (I'm using yellow) = you have NOT visited this state.


Here is my map (as of October, 2021):

https://i.imgur.com/KwK73xU.jpg


As you can see, I have visited 46/50 states, plus DC, slept in more than half, and gotten laid in quite a few, not enough though IMO.

Only states I have never visited are FL, VT, AK and HI.

[Neo.]

does anyone on spurstalk epitomize "douche" quite like andy?

[GAustex]

Andy is a liar

[Millennial_Messiah]

Andy is a liar

you want me to name out all the women I've been with and by state? Sure....

-TX: too many to name... lost my virginity... 2013-2020 ...too many to count in college... & with my ex wife when we were first together a year or two
-WY: makeup sex twice with my ex wife in 2020 after she'd left me for there when she was pregnant with another man's baby. she was age 32-33, myself 26
-IL: Danielle Monae H., actually the second time I'd had sex with her in 2015, she was age 25, I was 21 (first time was in TX, but she had family in South Holland, Chicago) and Megan L. in Rosemont, Illinois, early December 2019, she was age 32, I was 25... no kids
WI: Just last month, September 2021. with a Leah Marie M., age 35, myself 27; milf; in West Allis, Wisconsin
IN: Just this summer, late July 2021. with a Madelyn A. Hamp, age 37, myself 27; milf; in La Porte, Indiana
MI: Amanda Lynn A. three times in 2021 (age 30, myself 27), Alyssa T. (age 31) in Portage MI in July 2021 once, Alicia Paige D. July 2021 (age 29) in Westland, MI; Renee F. (age 30, July 2021, Grand Rapids), Amanda Nicole G. (age 33, March 2021, Greenville, milf); Andrea Marie D. (age 28, September 2021, Manistee)
OH: August 2018 - Morgan R. M., milf; (age 31, myself 24), Milford, Ohio; Amanda R. S. (age 33, myself 24), Cincinnati; Megan C. P. (age 24, myself 24, Columbus, Ohio, but she had a son so MILF nonetheless); & Myah Nicole J. (age 22, myself 24 - the one I'm least proud of and the worst sex of my life - I only realized later that she was in a rehab center), Cincinnati ghetto
KY: August/September 2018 - Mara "Moon" Thomas, musician, (age 29, myself 24) - just an affair more than anything, but still worth it - also she was a milf with a young daughter she didn't see much... Covington, KY (just south of Ohio River near Cincinnati)
PA: September/October 2019 - Maleah A. R. (age 24, myself 25, her name was pronounced "Maleeyuh" like Obama's kid I think) - mixed black girl who put out well - only issue was she shared a bedroom with a roommate in the Philly ghetto area so I had to invite her back to my hotel... (Philadelphia)
DE: September/October 2019 - Paige Nicole B. (age 28, myself 25); New Castle, DE. milf, she had an 8 year old daughter. Drawback: she still lived with her parents.

[Millennial_Messiah]

thanks for making me bring up some of the best memories of my life, GAustex :tu

[MultiTroll]

you want me to name out all the women I've been with and by state? Sure....
tell us your e STD status.

[Millennial_Messiah]

tell us your e STD status.

well I don't have herpes, the clap or HIV. A couple times I probably got lucky, since I very seldomly (practically never) use condoms. I am however good at pulling out and the majority of the time I don't even cum anymore from intercourse. I have a bit of a hard time sometimes keeping rock hard during intercourse, to be frank. My Indiana woman a couple months back gave me back to back mind blowing orgasms during intercourse. Once at 2am and the next time at 10:30am the next morning. I wouldn't have cum inside her if I hadn't watched her take her birth control pill and seen the thingy of tablets with about half of them popped open and missing.

the saddest part about the Indiana woman is she texted me that she was diagnosed with cervical cancer about 3 weeks back and hasn't texted me since. I think she thinks it might be my fault.

[MultiTroll]

well I don't have herpes,
Yes thankfully herpes (HSV 1 and 2) cannot be transmitted over the internet.

What kind of herpes test was performed?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yes thankfully herpes (HSV 1 and 2) cannot be transmitted over the internet.

What kind of herpes test was performed?
The eye test and the pain test, my dick has neither tbh

[Mitch]

I don't think there's anybody else who believes your sthick, Andy :lol

Maybe move to another board again.

[spurraider21]

california, nevada, hawaii, virginia, DC

tho HI, VA, DC were all just with wifey


as far as states i've just been to and stayed at least one night in.... add NY/NJ/AZ/FL

[Millennial_Messiah]

california, nevada, hawaii, virginia, DC

tho HI, VA, DC were all just with wifey


as far as states i've just been to and stayed at least one night in.... add NY/NJ/AZ/FL

still counts :tu

props for making an actual serious post in this thread.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't think there's anybody else who believes your sthick, Andy :lol

Maybe move to another board again.
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm 100% legit and unless you have any evidence to prove otherwise, I mean what I say. #GritNGrind #WeDontBluff

[spurraider21]

:lol mm still responds to my post when he's not only on ignore, but thanks to nono's tool, even the ignored posts dont show up on my screen anymore, so i couldnt click "view post" if i tried

[SpursforSix]

I fucked OPs mom in drunken state. I don’t know how many times but alaska. Doubt she remembers though.

[ChumpDumper]

Every thread a cry for help....

[Thread]

does anyone on spurstalk epitomize "douche" quite like andy?


Andy is a liar

Methinks you're in turn, both jealous & envious.

[Thread]

:lol mm still responds to my post when he's not only on ignore, but thanks to nono's tool, even the ignored posts dont show up on my screen anymore, so i couldnt click "view post" if i tried

Jesus H. Christ, 21.

[Thread]

I don't think there's anybody else who believes your sthick, Andy :lol

Maybe move to another board again.

I believe it, Mitch.

[GAustex]

Methinks you're in turn, both jealous & envious.
A mention by the great one-I am honored
"jealous & envious"
Hardly

[Millennial_Messiah]

long live Dale :tu Thread

we can agree to disagree on basketball and 9/11, and be 2-3 generations apart but, still be friends... :toast

[Thread]

long live Dale :tu Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320)

we can agree to disagree on basketball and 9/11, and be 2-3 generations apart but, still be friends... :toast

Back at ya, M_M.
:toast

[Mitch]

I believe it, Mitch.

Its your choice, Cub. He's been caught lying a few times already :lol

[DMC]

My office smells of rich mahogany

[DMC]

I fucked OPs mom in drunken state. I don’t know how many times but alaska. Doubt she remembers though.

Did she say "Idaho"?

[Thread]

Its your choice, Cub. He's been caught lying a few times already :lol

We all have.

[Mitch]

We all have.

Might be so, cub, but with some people lying is akin to breathing.

[Thread]

Might be so, cub, but with some people lying is akin to breathing.

I don't always succeed here, but I try to see past a poster's wants and to their need(s) and accommodate that need, friend or foe.

(He) needs this, his heart is in it. I can (see) him and it makes me happy that he is happy.

[Mitch]

I don't always succeed here, but I try to see past a poster's wants and to their need(s) and accommodate that need, friend or foe.

(He) needs this, his heart is in it. I can (see) him and it makes me happy that he is happy.

I see, Cub. Youre not wrong, he does crave validation desperately. You do you, buddy - wish you nothing but the best :tu

[SpursforSix]

Did she say "Idaho"?

Yes. And I always give her confirmation. “Yes dear you da ho”.

[pgardn]

I don't always succeed here, but I try to see past a poster's wants and to their need(s) and accommodate that need, friend or foe.

(He) needs this, his heart is in it. I can (see) him and it makes me happy that he is happy.

The need for sex in other states or the need for lying about sex in other states?

[Thread]

The need for sex in other states or the need for lying about sex in other states?

Yes, either way. You don't see the needs of the other posters, just their wants, peeg.

[pgardn]

Yes, either way. You don't see the needs of the other posters, just their wants, peeg.

Honestly I dont.
I guess I see too many people face to face and talk to them.
You know, interact... Thats what might really be missing.
So yeah, thats sad.

[DMC]

Yes, either way. You don't see the needs of the other posters, just their wants, peeg.

Then he wishes death on them :lol

[pgardn]

Then he wishes death on them :lol

I wished death on you BEFORE you had to suffer through the blue storm that will eventually come in Texas you old fart.
It will be that bad for an Abbott-Cruz fan like your big ego self.
Can I get another laugh out of you?