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Neo.
11-02-2021, 11:07 PM
lol correa
lol bregman
lol altuve
lol gurriel
lol cheaters
lol chokers
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO Michael Jordan
lol astros

Biggems
03-20-2022, 10:12 AM
lol correa
lol bregman
lol altuve
lol gurriel
lol cheaters
lol chokers
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO Michael Jordan
lol astros

what a stupid post

Neo.
03-20-2022, 10:46 AM
:lmao astros crumbling piece by piece
:lmao one of the most loaded rosters in MLB history for 5 consecutive years plus a major blatant cheating scandal with only 1 tainted championship to show for it all

Michael Jordan.
04-04-2022, 11:27 PM
I thought a bitch ass nigga said something I guess it was just the wind....Let us proceed....

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Neo.
04-05-2022, 10:36 AM
lol grapefruit league

Michael Jordan.
04-05-2022, 12:26 PM
Correa, Springer, Altuve, Alvarez, Bregman, Tucker, Gurriel all played in Grapefruit League??? Lol if you nervous just say so. However, the Astros develop players in their farm system. Who the rangers developed? Joey Gallo? :lol

Neo.
04-07-2022, 09:08 AM
:lmao astros crumbling piece by piece
:lmao one of the most loaded rosters in MLB history for 5 consecutive years plus a major blatant cheating scandal with only 1 tainted championship to show for it all

:lmao even members of that team are admitting its tainted and meaningless :rollin :rollin :rollin

Michael Jordan.
04-08-2022, 08:05 AM
Imagine crying about cheating in baseball (losers do this). Couldn’t be me. You’d have to take half the hall of famers out. Now, let us proceed.....

Neo.
04-08-2022, 08:44 AM
:lmao denial
:lmao team crumbled
:lmao thinking your team is "developing" talent when in actuality they went 382-590 across 6 years with three 100 loss seasons and stockpiled top draft picks

Michael Jordan.
04-08-2022, 11:59 PM
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guess it’s not Grapefruit League anymore

Michael Jordan.
04-09-2022, 12:01 AM
Damn. Feels good to crumble.
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Michael Jordan.
04-09-2022, 12:16 AM
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Tucker fucker apart of the “crumble”

Michael Jordan.
04-09-2022, 12:19 AM
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Tucker Fucker again

Neo.
04-09-2022, 01:18 AM
"2 games into the season" :lmao

so insecure :lmao

Biggems
04-09-2022, 09:09 AM
:lmao astros crumbling piece by piece
:lmao one of the most loaded rosters in MLB history for 5 consecutive years plus a major blatant cheating scandal with only 1 tainted championship to show for it all

in their defense, they were missing their 2 best starting pitchers in the WS last year.

Biggems
04-09-2022, 09:14 AM
great start to the season. 2-0. Long way to go, I worry about the starting pitching though. I have 0 trust in Odorrizi. I hated that trade when it happened, and I hate 10-fold since. I will say, giving up only 2 runs in 4 innings is a win for that jackass. I am pleased with the start of Pena. Losing Correa was big, because of his presence in the dugout and his postseason success. Pena has huge shoes to fill. Hopefully, Bregman will find himself again, after being on the back of a milk carton for pretty much the entire 2nd half of the 2021 season and postseason. He is too vital a cog to be MIA. It should be another fun year as an Astros fan.

Go ASTROS

Blake
04-09-2022, 09:23 AM
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guess it’s not Grapefruit League anymore

It doesn't get much cooler than that

Michael Jordan.
04-09-2022, 10:09 AM
great start to the season. 2-0. Long way to go, I worry about the starting pitching though. I have 0 trust in Odorrizi. I hated that trade when it happened, and I hate 10-fold since. I will say, giving up only 2 runs in 4 innings is a win for that jackass. I am pleased with the start of Pena. Losing Correa was big, because of his presence in the dugout and his postseason success. Pena has huge shoes to fill. Hopefully, Bregman will find himself again, after being on the back of a milk carton for pretty much the entire 2nd half of the 2021 season and postseason. He is too vital a cog to be MIA. It should be another fun year as an Astros fan.

Go ASTROS
Bregman looks healthy finally. All Odorizzi has to do is be competent because in the rest of the rotation you have Framber, Verlander, Garcia, Urduiqy. Astros may look for another ace at the deadline. And CF position, what a good problem to have. Siri, McCormick, Meyers, then Leon in the minors coming up.

Biggems
04-10-2022, 08:01 AM
Bregman looks healthy finally. All Odorizzi has to do is be competent because in the rest of the rotation you have Framber, Verlander, Garcia, Urduiqy. Astros may look for another ace at the deadline. And CF position, what a good problem to have. Siri, McCormick, Meyers, then Leon in the minors coming up.

I agree, aside from a true 5th starter, CF is our biggest concern, either defensively with a few of them, or offensively with the others.

Neo.
04-25-2022, 10:23 PM
:lmao

anything less than a season sweep of the rangers by houston is pathetic

djohn2oo8
04-29-2022, 10:19 PM
Let's Correa go, brings up a better one 1520213059603951616

djohn2oo8
04-29-2022, 10:23 PM
:lmao

anything less than a season sweep of the rangers by houston is pathetic
No, spending half a billion dollars on a lineup to finish last again is pathetic.

Neo.
04-29-2022, 10:41 PM
No, spending half a billion dollars on a lineup to finish last again is pathetic.

still lost to a team that shouldn't win 30 games :lmao

Michael Jordan.
04-30-2022, 08:28 AM
still lost to a team that shouldn't win 30 games :lmao
Nobody finishes the season 162-0 lmao

djohn2oo8
11-05-2022, 11:43 PM
:lmao astros crumbling piece by piece
:lmao one of the most loaded rosters in MLB history for 5 consecutive years plus a major blatant cheating scandal with only 1 tainted championship to show for it all
Crumbling eh?

Biggems
11-12-2022, 08:54 PM
lol correa
lol bregman
lol altuve
lol gurriel
lol cheaters
lol chokers
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO Michael Jordan
lol astros

LOL
2022 World Series Champions

djohn2oo8
11-14-2022, 04:46 PM
LOL
2022 World Series Champions
Lmao he hasn’t come back since

GAustex
11-15-2022, 03:10 PM
Saw maybe Rizzo to the Astros

djohn2oo8
11-15-2022, 06:52 PM
Saw maybe Rizzo to the Astros
Resigned with Yanks. .224 BA they can keep that

djohn2oo8
11-15-2022, 07:04 PM
I thought a bitch ass nigga said something I guess it was just the wind....Let us proceed....

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And we proceeded. Guess Neo doesn’t wanna come back to his shit.

Biggems
11-17-2022, 05:59 PM
We need an everyday 1st baseman. We need to keep Maldanado, and possibly Vasquez. We need to find a legit CF. We will need to replace Verlander if he walks. We will need to replace Brantley if he walks.

I would also like to find a way to add a couple of LHP to the bullpen.

Blake
11-17-2022, 06:34 PM
Maldonado is on his last leg. Knows what he's doing behind the plate but det avg is awful.

I like Vazquez bat and energy. Good with him being full time catcher if they can find another back up for the season

djohn2oo8
11-17-2022, 08:47 PM
We need an everyday 1st baseman. We need to keep Maldanado, and possibly Vasquez. We need to find a legit CF. We will need to replace Verlander if he walks. We will need to replace Brantley if he walks.

I would also like to find a way to add a couple of LHP to the bullpen.
Vasquez likely walks. He wants to play more than 50% of the time he said. CF, eh they can roll with Chaz and Meyers. Because they drafted this kid Drew Gilbert out of Tennessee who will rake through the minors and be up in a year or so.

djohn2oo8
11-17-2022, 09:06 PM
And I’m not sure they really need to replace Verlander. They could sign Rodon. But they still have a deep rotation.

djohn2oo8
11-28-2022, 02:11 PM
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:lmao hell fucking yeah!

djohn2oo8
11-28-2022, 04:31 PM
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Biggems
12-06-2022, 09:28 PM
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Imagine if they sign Rodon and Bellinger.

On paper, they would have to be the unanimous pick to win the 2023 WS.

Also, that line-up

2B Altuve
CF Bellinger
SS Pena
LF Alvarez
3B Bregman
RF Tucker
1B Abreu
DH Hensley
C Maldonado

Bench
Dubon
McCormick
Meyers
Lee
Matijevic

Starting Rotation
Rodon
Valdez
McCullers
Garcia
Javier
Brown

Bullpen
Urquidy
Montero
Pressley
Neris
Abreu

Blake
12-06-2022, 10:13 PM
Why were his numbers down last year?

djohn2oo8
12-07-2022, 01:28 PM
Why were his numbers down last year?
His HR numbers? Not sure. I think the White Sox wanted him to sacrifice power for getting on base. In any event, he doesn’t strike out a ton and gets on base a lot. He will mash in Minute Maid Park.

djohn2oo8
12-18-2022, 04:24 PM
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lethal ass lineup

djohn2oo8
12-18-2022, 04:51 PM
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lefty20
12-18-2022, 05:56 PM
That's not bad.

But the Padres got some juice in their line-up as well.

djohn2oo8
01-12-2023, 11:36 AM
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djohn2oo8
02-01-2023, 01:20 PM
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Millennial_Messiah
02-07-2023, 02:32 PM
Imagine if they sign Rodon and Bellinger.

On paper, they would have to be the unanimous pick to win the 2023 WS.

Also, that line-up

2B Altuve
CF Bellinger
SS Pena
LF Alvarez
3B Bregman
RF Tucker
1B Abreu
DH Hensley
C Maldonado

Bench
Dubon
McCormick
Meyers
Lee
Matijevic

Starting Rotation
Rodon
Valdez
McCullers
Garcia
Javier
Brown

Bullpen
Urquidy
Montero
Pressley
Neris
Abreu

Going to need to win a lot of shootouts. That pitching rotation is sketchy at best with Verlander on the Mets.

Millennial_Messiah
02-07-2023, 02:35 PM
That's not bad.

But the Padres got some juice in their line-up as well.

Padres, Mets, Phillies, Dodgers will all be up there... but that's none of the Astros' business. Why needlessly worry about the NL in February if you're an Astros fan?

djohn2oo8
02-08-2023, 10:37 AM
Going to need to win a lot of shootouts. That pitching rotation is sketchy at best with Verlander on the Mets.
It won’t. Valdez and Javier are both Ace Material. Brown is going to get his chance and he is a Verlander mini clone. Garcia is reliable. McCullers needs to stay healthy.

djohn2oo8
02-08-2023, 10:38 AM
Also they have made a WS before without Verlander in 21.

Biggems
02-08-2023, 02:18 PM
Going to need to win a lot of shootouts. That pitching rotation is sketchy at best with Verlander on the Mets.

Sketchy at best? The one weakness is Urquidy and he is average at worst.

djohn2oo8
02-08-2023, 03:08 PM
Sketchy at best? The one weakness is Urquidy and he is average at worst.
Yeah rotation will be fine. Though to repeat I do think they’ll need to get another starter

djohn2oo8
02-08-2023, 03:09 PM
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they are gonna wear all of them

djohn2oo8
02-10-2023, 06:27 PM
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he could have easily commanded over 100 million this is great

FrostKing
02-11-2023, 10:13 PM
Good for Astros

Still not getting the 1-year Veterans signings. Should be favorite to repeat going into the season though.

Biggems
02-12-2023, 09:31 AM
Yeah rotation will be fine. Though to repeat I do think they’ll need to get another starter

Well if Hunter Brown is as advertised then we have our new starter.

djohn2oo8
02-14-2023, 01:46 PM
So the Dodgers did all that crying and virtue signaling only to find out they cheated in 17 and 18 ��

GAustex
02-14-2023, 03:47 PM
They only hate us cause they ain’t us

djohn2oo8
03-02-2023, 01:04 PM
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djohn2oo8
03-02-2023, 01:06 PM
Used to pray for times like this

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djohn2oo8
03-02-2023, 02:05 PM
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Biggems
03-07-2023, 08:27 PM
So the Dodgers did all that crying and virtue signaling only to find out they cheated in 17 and 18 ��

I knew they cheated. Please elaborate though. The Astros, Mets, Cards, Red Sox, and Yankees got caught. However, at the time, the Dodgers got off scott free.

djohn2oo8
03-08-2023, 03:13 PM
I knew they cheated. Please elaborate though. The Astros, Mets, Cards, Red Sox, and Yankees got caught. However, at the time, the Dodgers got off scott free.
Evan Drellich wrote in his book that the Dodgers were also using cameras to steal signs in 17 and 18

djohn2oo8
03-22-2023, 01:45 AM
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folks lined up at 7 am this morning for tonight

djohn2oo8
03-22-2023, 01:48 AM
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djohn2oo8
03-22-2023, 01:51 AM
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djohn2oo8
03-22-2023, 01:52 AM
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copped two jerseys and hats but need this shit

GAustex
03-22-2023, 01:10 PM
Get healed up Jose

djohn2oo8
03-31-2023, 06:40 PM
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monosylab1k
10-24-2023, 10:38 AM
:lmao

GAustex
10-24-2023, 10:48 AM
They hate us cause they ain’t us

monosylab1k
10-24-2023, 11:22 AM
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GAustex
10-24-2023, 12:31 PM
Tell me how many chip do the Rangers have?

monosylab1k
10-24-2023, 02:06 PM
:cryTell me :cryhow many chip :crydo the :cryRangers have?:cry

GAustex
10-24-2023, 02:16 PM
That’s right none

monosylab1k
10-24-2023, 03:18 PM
That’s right none
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