Week 9 Game Thread sponsored by Mike White: The Next Brady

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Week 9 Games

New York Jets @ Indianapolis Colts
Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals
Denveer Broncos @ Dallas Cowboys
Houston Texans @ Miami Dolphins
Atlanta Falcons @ New Orleans Saints
Las Vegas Raiders @ New York Giants
New England Patriots @ Carolina Panthers
Buffalo Bills @ Jacksonville Jaguars
Minnesota Vikings @ Baltimore Ravens
Los Angeles Chargers @ Philadelphia Eagles
Green Bay Packers @ Kansas City Chiefs
Arizona Cardinals @ San Francisco 49ers
Tennessee Titans @ Los Angeles Rams
Chicago Bears @ Pittsburgh Steelers

Bye week teams: Detroit Lions, Seattle Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Washington Football Team

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I had no idea Josh Johnson was still in the league. He's black Blaine Gabbert. Trash QB with no redeeming qualities yet was able to stay in the league a more than a decade.

On a side note, the Jets traded for Joe Flacco and he can't even beat out Josh Johnson for 3rd stringer. :lol

[BD24]

Bad sign for the jets that both white and Johnson have looked way way better than that Mormon piece of shit :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bad sign for the jets that both white and Johnson have looked way way better than that Mormon piece of shit :lol

Haha derp thought he was the second coming of Joe Montana or something. :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Don't know why the Cowboys drafted Mike White but didn't develop him. It's too bad the coaching staff was a lot worse when we had him/got rid of him.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Thursday Night: NY Jets @ Indianapolis (FOX/NFLN) - Colts won 45-30

Sunday Night: Tennessee @ LA Rams (NBC)

Monday Night: Chicago @ Pittsburgh (ESPN)November 7, 2021 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS


CBS SINGLE
https://506sports.com/2021/09-CBS.png █ Anchorage
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█ Honolulu

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Cleveland @ Cincinnati
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Las Vegas @ NY Giants
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

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New England @ Carolina
Greg Gumbel, Adam Archuleta

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Buffalo @ Jacksonville
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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LA Chargers @ Philadelphia (LATE)
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis




FOX EARLY https://506sports.com/2021/09-FOX-E.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Denver @ Dallas
Kevin Burkhardt, Greg Olsen

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Minnesota @ Baltimore
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

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Atlanta @ New Orleans
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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Houston @ Miami
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston



FOX LATE https://506sports.com/2021/09-FOX-L.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Green Bay @ Kansas City
Joe Buck, Troy Aikman

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Arizona @ San Francisco

Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't get the Cowboys in Michigan today because it's a noon game, but thank goodness for nflbite.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Bad sign for the jets that both white and Johnson have looked way way better than that Mormon piece of shit :lol
Bad sign for the Jets front office that their #2 pick in the draft is the 4th best QB on the Jets roster.

Good sign for OC Mike LaFleur as he has been vindicated. His offense the last games with 2 scrubs at QB has scored 64 points, over 800 passing yards, 7 TD, 3 INT. The best the Jets offense has looked all season by a wide margin. Can't blame the OC or even the O-line. Zach Wilson has been the problem all along.

[jeebus]

Wak 0-1 :lol. #FreeCooperRush

[MultiTroll]

What is wrong with Joe Burrow?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Broncos' offense right now is playing way better than expected.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Peyton Bridgewater and the Broncos are juggernauts and the fans in attendance are loving it. Broncos are the better team.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Browns are at the bottom of the league in takeaways with only 5 for the season coming into this game. They have 2 in this game and the 1st half isn't even over.

[jeebus]

Cowboys have the superior QB languishing on the sideline, left behind while an inferior product is on the field instead. This is where _allas misses Jason Garrett, as he would have Cooper Rush out there bullyin fools.

[leemajors]

Steele not looking anywhere near as good without Martin next to him.

[RD2191]

Get MVCOOPER OUT THERE!!!!

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Today has been a day of pick sixes.

[RD2191]

Cowboys back to being a joke. :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Bills making the horrible Jaguars defense look like the 2000 Ravens. They're lucky that the Jaguars offense has been terrible.

[RD2191]

Getting shutout by an injured Broncos team :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Another interception for Josh Allen. The Jaguars already have many takeaways in this game than they do all season coming into this game.

[GAustex]

I thought Dak and them ‘Boys were back
Lol
I guess not

[TheCultOfPersonality]

WTF was Dak throwing to?

[jeebus]

Free Mein Negga JasonGarrett. It was the worst move when Jurruh didn't bring him back.

[Robz4000]

:lol Dem Boyz

[Robz4000]

Also, what a week to have Josh Allen as my QB and the Browns defense sitting on my bench.

[jeebus]

Also, what a week to have Josh Allen as my QB and the Browns defense sitting on my bench.

I wish they would've given a bigger heads up that Murray was gonna be out. I coulda had Lamar in there instead.

At least Jesus Christ McChrist gets the start today to show everyone he's still the greatest.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Also, what a week to have Josh Allen as my QB and the Browns defense sitting on my bench.

Josh Allen being shut down by one of the worst defenses in the NFL and threw 2 interceptions to the worst team in the NFL in forcing turnovers (they've only forced 2 this season coming into this game) is something I didn't see coming.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Jaguars' Josh Allen has been the best Josh Allen in this Bills-Jaguars game.

[Robz4000]

Josh Allen being shut down by one of the worst defenses in the NFL and threw 2 interceptions to the worst team in the NFL in forcing turnovers (they've only forced 2 this season coming into this game) is something I didn't see coming.

:lol and now he fumbles

[jeebus]

LeDak James with a bunch of garbage time gaines to make himself look better.

[Mark Celibate]

Dak with the Garbage Time Joe Montana goods per par etc

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Trash Allen and Wack Prescott.

:lmao $40 Million a year on these mid tier at best QBs

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol and now he fumbles

Trash Allen and the Bufalo BillyGoats and the Dallass Cowturds and Wack Prescott, are who we thought they were.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Patriots only a half game out of 1st place in the AFC East and they have 2 games against the Bills in December.

[jeebus]

McChrist looks like a young pup out there; QB controversy in Arizona for sure.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Patriots only a half game out of 1st place in the AFC East and they have 2 games against the Bills in December.

Belichick is going to make Trash Allen his bitch. Will Hunting monosylab1k y'alls boys are back.

[Will Hunting]

McChrist looks like a young pup out there; QB controversy in Arizona for sure.
Can’t believe McCoy still has a backup job in the NFL :lol

[jeebus]

Can’t believe McCoy still has a backup job in the NFL :lol

Same :lol I thought he retired a Redskin a few years ago imo. Fucker is almost older than me and still out there GOATing it up on the field.

[Will Hunting]

Same :lol I thought he retired a Redskin a few years ago imo. Fucker is almost older than me and still out there GOATing it up on the field.
Hes massively outplaying the Guinea Gunslinger :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Chiefs still look like crap. They should win this game but they're playing a backup QB who's never played and they're only winning the game because of fluky special teams plays.

[jeebus]

Hes massively outplaying the Guinea Gunslinger :lol

Garofalo has a job purely based on his looks and for marketing purposes to SF's fag population

[RD2191]

Garofalo has a job purely based on his looks and for marketing purposes to SF's fag population

:rollin

[FrostKing]

Packers still don't have an answer for life after Rodgers?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Packers still don't have an answer for life after Rodgers?

I hated the Jordan Love pick from day one. Nothing to do with Rodgers or anything. I think that using a 1st round pick on a guy that threw 20TDs and 17INTs in the Mountain West is dumb.

[Robz4000]

:lol Niners are a dumpster fire

[jeebus]

:lol Niners are a dumpster fire

They didn't have a chance against God imo.

[Robz4000]

They didn't have a chance against God imo.

Who do you think the Cards trade Murray to after this tbh?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

These Chiefs 3rd down drops are bailing out the Packers.

[jeebus]

Who do you think the Cards trade Murray to after this tbh?

I don't even think they do that. They do a general release based on humanitarian reasons.

[FrostKing]

:lol Niners are a dumpster fire
Bosa is the only elite player on Defense. Major decline by Warner after his payday this offseason.

[Will Hunting]

:lmao Jimmy Wop is so bad

[Robz4000]

:lmao Jimmy Wop is so bad

Still want him back?

[Will Hunting]

Still want him back?
Na not anymore. I’m not overly impressed by Jones but he’s not doing too badly considering the shit weapons he’s been surrounded with.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Matthew Stafford stinking up the joint right now.

[Benoit]

Wentz, Jimmy G, Tannehill, Cousins and Ryan are all the same player, it's all about the system/weapons.

The only real difference making QB's in today's NFL are Mahomes, Rodgers, Brady, Wilson, Lamar and Josh Allen

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Dumbest facemask penalty ever.

[Benoit]

Teams are better off asking Rivers to come out of retirement than trading assets for a QB.

[Benoit]

Two firsts for Stafford when they could've bought low on Wentz

[Arcadian]

:lol Raiders cutting another criminal. Why did you have all these fucking thugs on your team in the first place?

[lefty20]

Fuck man, we already suck at offense. We don't need refs putting on Steelers jersey as well. This is some bullshit.

[Robz4000]

:lol gonna score the most points in my league this week even with both Josh Allen and Devante Adams shitting the bed

[GAustex]

The Pack & Rodgers owns Da Bears

[lefty20]

This is good sportsmanship by the Steelers. Giving us a TD back after the refs robbed us. Much respect, tbh.

[lefty20]

Just fucking kill me, tbh.

[Robz4000]

:wow Fields

[MultiTroll]

Up yours SteelerRef.

D-Fence!

[lefty20]

GG!

[GAustex]

Lol

[lefty20]

Of course it would hit the crossbar as well... lmfao

[lefty20]

Of course it would hit the crossbar as well... lmfao

Nvm, tbh.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Detroit is the only team in the NFC North that didn't lose this week.

[Arcadian]

I like this team much more than last year's 11-0. Harris and Freiermuth are the future

Clutch game by Boswell! He even had a fumble recovery that bounced directly into his arms :lol

[leemajors]

Refs hip checking players and throwing flags. That was the most bullshit call I’ve seen in a while. Bears got fucked

[Isitjustme?]

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[MultiTroll]

^ adds credence to Macs "I thought he had the ball" as being b.s.

[Arcadian]

God dammit, Dalvin. This better not ruin my fantasy season.

It's like that time I drafted Adrian Peterson right before he got suspended for beating his kids. What is with these people? You're already rich and famous and playing a sport for a living. All you have to do is not fuck it all up.