***** Official Week 13 Thread, Sponsored By The Dawn of the Patriots' 2nd Dynasty *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 13, 2021
Thursday Night: Dallas @ New Orleans (FOX/NFLN)

Sunday Night: Denver @ Kansas City (NBC)
Monday Night: New England @ Buffalo (ESPN)



December 5, 2021 Subject to change due to flex scheduling. Maps will be posted on Wednesday, December 1.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS


CBS EARLY
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LA Chargers @ Cincinnati
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

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Indianapolis @ Houston
Greg Gumbel, Adam Archuleta

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Philadelphia @ NY Jets
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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Minnesota @ Detroit
Spero Dedes, Jay Feely



CBS LATE █
Baltimore @ Pittsburgh
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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San Francisco @ Seattle
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green



FOX SINGLE █
Tampa Bay @ Atlanta
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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Arizona @ Chicago
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

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NY Giants @ Miami
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnson

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Washington @ Las Vegas (LATE)
Kevin Burkhardt, Greg Olsen

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Jacksonville @ LA Rams (LATE)

Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez

[Mark Celibate]

Can't believe it's over a week and GOATett still hasn't found employment yet. This is the biggest blackballing since Kaepernick tbh

#FREETHEBOT

[Millennial_Messiah]

December 5, 2021 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS


CBS EARLY
https://506sports.com/2021/13-CBS-E.png █ Anchorage
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LA Chargers @ Cincinnati
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

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Indianapolis @ Houston
Greg Gumbel, Adam Archuleta

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Philadelphia @ NY Jets
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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Minnesota @ Detroit
Spero Dedes, Jay Feely

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NO GAME due to blackout enforced by home team on FOX



CBS LATE https://506sports.com/2021/13-CBS-L.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Baltimore @ Pittsburgh
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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San Francisco @ Seattle
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green




FOX SINGLE https://506sports.com/2021/13-FOX.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Tampa Bay @ Atlanta
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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Arizona @ Chicago
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

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NY Giants @ Miami
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnson

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Washington @ Las Vegas (LATE)
Kevin Burkhardt, Greg Olsen

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Jacksonville @ LA Rams (LATE)
Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez


Thursday Night: Dallas @ New Orleans (FOX/NFLN)
Sunday Night: Denver @ Kansas City (NBC)
Monday Night: New England @ Buffalo (ESPN)

[FrostKing]

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:lol why

[FrostKing]

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[Millennial_Messiah]

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:lol why
Only guess is the Chargers are AFC so their fanbase gets the AFC game not the NFC game. BAL/PIT game factors into Chargers' playoff hopes.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

Did The Bot secretly get rehired as the shadow offensive coordinator? This offense has magically turned into that same old predictable playcalling. wtf happened to Kellen Moore?

[MultiTroll]

B.S. blindside blocking call completely flips the momentum.

[MultiTroll]

Terrible 3rd down playcall by Saints for 11 yard loss.
Out of fg goal range, nothing.

[JasonGarrett]

I love those 1 yard runs straight into a Guard almost as I love those big ass butt fucking blueberries......:drool::drool::drool::drool::droo l:

[RD2191]

wtf is dallas doing

[leemajors]

Why does he keep throwing at Lattimore jesus

[RD2191]

Moore's gimmick offense isn't going to get us far in the playoffs tbh

[RD2191]

Man, Dallas really knows how to leave a sour taste in your mouth even after a win. Smh.

[Chucho]

What's wrong with Zeke? A sniff over 3 yards per carry his last 30 carries/3 games.

And then there's that cyanide pill of a contract- even if they cut or trade him, all his money is guaranteed. If he's traded, altho still paying him, is that salary a cap hit?

[Chucho]

Moore's gimmick offense isn't going to get us far in the playoffs tbh


That's ok. No one's offense has taken Dallas far in the playoffs since Billy Clinton was gettin Lewinsky muff.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Man, Dallas really knows how to leave a sour taste in your mouth even after a win. Smh.

Yep. Micah Parsons' suckage will do that to you. Another game of Micah Parsons almost giving the other team the win. Bring back Jason Garrett already.

[leemajors]

What's wrong with Zeke? A sniff over 3 yards per carry his last 30 carries/3 games.

And then there's that cyanide pill of a contract- even if they cut or trade him, all his money is guaranteed. If he's traded, altho still paying him, is that salary a cap hit?

They can shed his contract after next season I believe without much of a penalty

[leemajors]

Moore's gimmick offense isn't going to get us far in the playoffs tbh

Would have looked much better if Dak wasn't staring down his first option 90% of the time.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Would have looked much better if Dak wasn't staring down his first option 90% of the time.

They should have traded him in March for two firsts instead of caving. Then used that cap relief plus a couple draft picks to trade for Rodgers since he really wanted out of GB at that point.

[Millennial_Messiah]

They can shed his contract after next season I believe without much of a penalty

The main problem is in the meanwhile they need to re-sign Gallup, Gregory, Kearse, Schultz, Hooker, perhaps a few cheap re-signings and our 2022 draft class. I think we can fit them all in and restructure most the expensive players. But Elliott we'll need to move forward instead of restructure backward because we'll likely be cutting him for next to zero cap hit in March 2023.

[GAustex]

Rodgers is too cool to play for Dallas

[Millennial_Messiah]

Rodgers is too cool to play for Dallas

Nah. He loves to play there. It's the only stadium in the NFC where he is undefeated with a perfect winning record. He even won his lone Super Bowl there.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

My goodness Cole Kmet sucks.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Speaking of drops, Jamarr Chase turns a possible TD into an INT.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Minshew III vs Wilson so far has been the best QB battle of the day. I certainly didn't see that one coming.

[Bynumite]

Brady with an extremely TOSB pick 6. What the hell was that? :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao :lmao :lmao Zimmer Spurtacular

[GAustex]

No GB
Boring

[Robz4000]

The Niners' secondary is an absolute dumpster fire.

[Bynumite]

Stafford is such a stat-padding bum. 4th quarter, up 23 against the Jags and still out there padding his numbers.

[jeebus]

La:monkey is fucking awful

[jeebus]

What the fuck kind of throw was that? :lmao That's twice he's fucked over Andrews in 2 plays at the end

[lefty20]

Da fuq are the Ravens doing going for 2?

[benefactor]

Fun endings today tbh

[benefactor]

Da fuq are the Ravens doing going for 2?
:lol Harbaugh

[Arcadian]

Shitty call by Harbaugh. Just let your ace kicker send it to OT, and you'll probably beat us in OT.

[Robz4000]

:lmao fuck Crappolo

[DeadlyDynasty]

I won my kid’s future back with the Pit and Sea finishes. Never sweated a bet so much. Couple thoughts:

-Somebody please take the headset away from Pete Carroll when Seattle has its goal line offense out there. They should’ve kicked the FG on 4th down which would’ve ended the game. Yeah they got the first down, but then they call a play for a guy who literally tried to give SF the game today.

-Lamar Jackson choked big time. I’m glad Romo called it when it happened. Not just the final 2PC pass, but not recognizing the pressure a few plays earlier and throwing it to Andrews for the easy score.

-unpopular opinion but I loved the 2PC attempt. They had the perfect play called but Jackson fucked up the throw

[Millennial_Messiah]

20 play drive, 11 minutes, zero points. Lol Denver Donkos.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I won my kid’s future back with the Pit and Sea finishes. Never sweated a bet so much. Couple thoughts:

-Somebody please take the headset away from Pete Carroll when Seattle has its goal line offense out there. They should’ve kicked the FG on 4th down which would’ve ended the game. Yeah they got the first down, but then they call a play for a guy who literally tried to give SF the game today.

-Lamar Jackson choked big time. I’m glad Romo called it when it happened. Not just the final 2PC pass, but not recognizing the pressure a few plays earlier and throwing it to Andrews for the easy score.

-unpopular opinion but I loved the 2PC attempt. They had the perfect play called but Jackson fucked up the throw

-Buffalo is absolutely getting curbstomped at home by their forever slave masters tomorrow night.

[DeadlyDynasty]

-Buffalo is absolutely getting curbstomped at home by their forever slave masters tomorrow night.
You’re going to be disappointed bro. I like this Pats team and think it’s BB’s best coaching performance ever, but they’re going to lose and it won’t be that close. Something like 31-13

[Millennial_Messiah]

You’re going to be disappointed bro. I like this Pats team and think it’s BB’s best coaching performance ever, but they’re going to lose and it won’t be that close. Something like 31-13

Yep. Something like 31-13 New England :toast

now if Buffalo could do the Cowboys a solid and beat the Bucs next we- oh wait, the Bucs have Tom Brady. Then nevermind.

[MultiTroll]

What the fuck kind of throw was that? :lmao That's twice he's fucked over Andrews in 2 plays at the end



-Lamar Jackson choked big time. I’m glad Romo called it when it happened. Not just the final 2PC pass, but not recognizing the pressure a few plays earlier and throwing it to Andrews for the easy score.

-unpopular opinion but I loved the 2PC attempt. They had the perfect play called but Jackson fucked up the throw
:cry:cry Andrews didn't have a pillow to softly land after the very catchable pass was dropped :cry:cry

Did you see where Watt was on D? Jackson had to alter the throw a bit.
Light touch on pass, very catchable. Cement hands vastly overpaid Andrews looked like Frankenstein.

You racists putting this all on Lamar.

[lefty]

The Niners' secondary is an absolute dumpster fire.

and Jimmy Crappolo

[Millennial_Messiah]

and Jimmy Crappolo

And Trey Lance is a bust. 49ers should have not traded up and instead stood pat and taken BPA (in the entire draft) which was Micah Parsons. Fuck Micah Parsons, btw.

If they wanted a prototype QB, Mac Jones was available and he's easily been the best QB in the draft. He really looks like the next Tom Brady. Gets the ball out so fast, so sharp on reads and ACCURATE. If you're as cerebral and defense-reading as Mac Jones or Tom Brady, you never need to scramble anyway.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:cry:cry Andrews didn't have a pillow to softly land after the very catchable pass was dropped :cry:cry

Did you see where Watt was on D? Jackson had to alter the throw a bit.
Light touch on pass, very catchable. Cement hands vastly overpaid Andrews looked like Frankenstein.

You racists putting this all on Lamar.
He’s made a career out of making acrobatic moves to catch Lamar’s ducks, and you didn’t watch the replay if you call him cement hands since he barely got one hand on it despite the effort.

Lamar is the easiest QB to judge in the league. He deserves almost all the credit for their wins and is invariably the number one culprit in all their losses, especially his abysmal playoff performances. He’s fun to watch though, great regular season entertainment

[Arcadian]

-unpopular opinion but I loved the 2PC attempt. They had the perfect play called but Jackson fucked up the throw
I get it, but with Jackson demonstrating poor decision making as you said, he's liable to fuck up that pass. And you know you can beat the Steelers in overtime, because they're the fucking Steelers of 2021. If they won the coin toss, they'll turn it over guaranteed.

[MultiTroll]

He’s made a career out of making acrobatic moves to catch Lamar’s ducks, and you didn’t watch the replay if you call him cement hands since he barely got one hand on it despite the effort.
Psssssh. Andrews rarely makes the tough grab. Does make the average grab.
Phucks up in playoffs big time including beautiful lob by Lamar on opening drive vs Titans. Has not had a 3rd down solid possession receiver his entire time with Ravens.

This particular pass was off. Andrews failure was to not tip it to himself. He tried to catch it vs tipping it up that is why it skittered off. Granted, would have taken a good catch as pass to avoid rush was off. Gronk makes that catch.


Lamar is the easiest QB to judge in the league. He deserves almost all the credit for their wins and is invariably the number one culprit in all their losses, especially his abysmal playoff performances. He’s fun to watch though, great regular season entertainment
His opening drive INT vs Steelers yesterday was ass. No doubt about it, foolish pass attempt and killed automatic fg if not another shot at endzone for TD.
Their O Line has been ass, given up most sacks in NFL. Along with hurries. Jackson seldom has time to scan recievers and even then the dumb OC does not have a safety valve nearly as often as he should.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Tremaine Edmunds is such a bitch

[FrostKing]

And Trey Lance is a bust. 49ers should have not traded up and instead stood pat and taken BPA (in the entire draft) which was Micah Parsons. Fuck Micah Parsons, btw.

If they wanted a prototype QB, Mac Jones was available and he's easily been the best QB in the draft. He really looks like the next Tom Brady. Gets the ball out so fast, so sharp on reads and ACCURATE. If you're as cerebral and defense-reading as Mac Jones or Tom Brady, you never need to scramble anyway.
49ers were universally ridiculed by the NFL community when Chris Simms stated publicly his good friend K.Shanahan was taking Mac.

Lance might still end up better than all the QBs, we knew it was Jimmy in 2021. Do you believe Mac would be providing much more than Jimmy right now?

[FrostKing]

ESPN showing a BlackLivesMatter helmet in the Berman segment when referencing Oxford shooting :lol

[lefty20]

Run, run, run the ball
gently down the field...

[TheCultOfPersonality]

If the Bills can't beat a team that has their QB throw 1 pass in today's NFL I don't know what to say.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Congrats mono, et al.

lol losing to a team that didn’t attempt a pass

[Bynumite]

Less than 40.5 pts at the start of the game looked like free money. Good stuff :tu

[DAF86]

The real GOAT just fooling around out there and racking up wins.

[Bynumite]

The real GOAT just fooling around out there and racking up wins.

Superbowl champion and on his way to a regular season MVP at the age of 44 in 2 seasons post-Patriots :lmao

FAP shit takes :lmao

[benefactor]

So I missed the game...did the Pats really only attempt 3 passes:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

You’re going to be disappointed bro. I like this Pats team and think it’s BB’s best coaching performance ever, but they’re going to lose and it won’t be that close. Something like 31-13

:lmao :rollin DeadlyDynasty

How about that 2nd place team in the AFC East, tbh? Did big brother get your sorry wittle tim hortons donuts again? :cry :cry :cry :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

So I missed the game...did the Pats really only attempt 3 passes:lol

Yup. And they won because Bill Belichick is the GOAT and Sean McDumbass is a career failure. Easiest prediction of the year. Billygoats lose to big brother part 38 :toast

[Borosai]

The Bills probably lost the division tonight, but they've shown throughout the season that they're just not good enough. Losing 6-9 to the ass-fingering Meyer-coached Jags? That's too much man. The Bills are more talented than the Patriots, but they were outcoached again. 3 passes and they still couldn't stop the run. In scoring position twice down the stretch, crap play calling and execution, 0 points.

:shootme

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yes, that same Sean McDumbass that punted from the Colts 30 yard line on 4th & inches late in OT in 2017 in a sudden death situation when the Bills were sitting at 6-6 and hadn't made the playoffs in 18 fucking years. That same fucking zoron still has a job. Matt Nagy and maybe Mike "Dim(-Witted)" Zimmer aside, how the fuck does McDumbass still have a job, tbh? :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Bills probably lost the division tonight, but they've shown throughout the season that they're just not good enough. Losing 6-9 to the ass-fingering Meyer-coached Jags? That's too much man. The Bills are more talented than the Patriots, but they were outcoached again. 3 passes and they still couldn't stop the run. In scoring position twice down the stretch, crap play calling and execution, 0 points.

:shootme

Buffalo has a nice defense, but they will never go anywhere with Sean McDumbass or Trash Allen.

[Borosai]

Buffalo has a nice defense, but they will never go anywhere with Sean McDumbass or Trash Allen.

Now now, leave Allen out of this. That's my quarterback. :cry

But I do agree about McD. The Patriots have always gotten the most out of their roster. Bring in a no-name replacement? No problem. Their system works. Well, except for MeMyselfAndI. The Bills lack that level of coaching, that will put the players in the best position to succeed. It's too loose, IMO. Like you... :toast

[MultiTroll]

Perfect endzone bomb thrown by Allen.
Receiver has it bounce off his hands.

Kicker does not adjust to super obvious wind direction and shanks very makeable fg.

Lighten up on the "Bills coach sucks and got out coached." Put players in position to win, they failed.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Now now, leave Allen out of this. That's my quarterback. :cry

But I do agree about McD. The Patriots have always gotten the most out of their roster. Bring in a no-name replacement? No problem. Their system works. Well, except for MeMyselfAndI. The Bills lack that level of coaching, that will put the players in the best position to succeed. It's too loose, IMO. Like you... :toast

:lmao Scam Newton

[Millennial_Messiah]

Perfect endzone bomb thrown by Allen.
Receiver has it bounce off his hands.

Kicker does not adjust to super obvious wind direction and shanks very makeable fg.

Lighten up on the "Bills coach sucks and got out coached." Put players in position to win, they failed.

The coach got out-schemed, the decision making sucked, and special teams sucked. They lost at home to a team that threw 3 fucking passes. It's on the head coach for sure, big time.

[MultiTroll]

The coach got out-schemed, the decision making sucked, and special teams sucked. They lost at home to a team that threw 3 fucking passes. It's on the head coach for sure, big time.

Perfect endzone bomb thrown by Allen.
Receiver has it bounce off his hands.

Kicker does not adjust to super obvious wind direction and shanks very makeable fg.

Lighten up on the "Bills coach sucks and got out coached." Put players in position to win, they failed.
Additionally the 3rd down touchdown pass attempt earlier looked like classic Cheatriots holding on the receiver well beyond the 5 yard mark as receiver was attempting to break into endzone wide open.

[Mark Celibate]

Must be spoiled to be a Duke sports fan. As one GOAT retires (Coach K), another one comes in tbh imho.......

https://www.si.com/college/2021/12/07/jason-garrett-duke-head-coaching-job-candidate

[DeadlyDynasty]

Must be spoiled to be a Duke sports fan. As one GOAT retires (Coach K), another one comes in tbh imho.......

https://www.si.com/college/2021/12/07/jason-garrett-duke-head-coaching-job-candidate
Not even Jason Garrett would lose a game where the opponent attempted 3 passes.

[JasonGarrett]

Not even Jason Garrett would lose a game where the opponent attempted 3 passes.

Challenge accepted, Bitch!!

Don't forget that I'm the guy that:

- Lost a big game by icing his own kicker attempting a game winning field goal
- Blew a game where I was leading 26-3 at halftime against a team with a backup quarterback
- Lost a game where I had a +4 turnover margin and gave up 300+ yards to an opposing receiver
- Lost a game by giving up a franchise worst 625 yards and an NFL-record 40 first downs on defense
- Let a journeyman defensive lineman rack up 6 sacks in one game by keeping my backup LT on an island all game when he was clearly getting overpowered
- got outcoached by Shanahan in a game for the NFC East title where I got beat by a hobbled Robert Griffin running the read option every play

So don't you EVER question my ineptitude again, FAGGOT!

[Mark Celibate]

a picture of two legends....one is the GOAT and the other is Coach K

https://www.nydailynews.com/resizer/pQ3ibdXn-7Da8uutj2cMMgERq7Y=/1200x0/top/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/WV4AN2SDHHOSNP2KWIJXF3VFC4.jpg

[Ef-man]

Must be spoiled to be a Duke sports fan. As one GOAT retires (Coach K), another one comes in tbh imho.......

https://www.si.com/college/2021/12/07/jason-garrett-duke-head-coaching-job-candidate

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Ef-man]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

A day before Jason Garrett was fired as offensive coordinator for the Giants, his brother, John Garrett, was relieved of his duties at Lafayette College, a Patriot League school in Pennsylvania.

:lmao :lmao