***** Official Week 14 Thread, Sponsored By Buffalo Goes To Brady One Last Time *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

* & MultiTroll being a conspiretard.

Maps not available yet as of 10.00AM CST Wednesday 12/8

[MultiTroll]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1358584681671909378

[Millennial_Messiah]

Thursday Night: Pittsburgh @ Minnesota (FOX/NFLN)

Sunday Night: Chicago @ Green Bay (NBC)

Monday Night: LA Rams @ Arizona (ESPN/ABC)

December 12, 2021

All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS


CBS EARLY
https://506sports.com/2021/14-CBS-E.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Las Vegas @ Kansas City

Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

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Baltimore @ Cleveland

Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

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New Orleans @ NY Jets

Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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Jacksonville @ Tennessee
Spero Dedes, Jay Feely



CBS LATE https://506sports.com/2021/14-CBS-L.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

█

Buffalo @ Tampa Bay

Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

█
San Francisco @ Cincinnati

Greg Gumbel, Adam Archuleta




FOX SINGLE https://506sports.com/2021/14-FOX.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Dallas @ Washington

Kevin Burkhardt, Greg Olsen

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Atlanta @ Carolina

Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma


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Seattle @ Houston
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

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NY Giants @ LA Chargers (LATE)
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

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Detroit @ Denver (LATE)

Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez



BLUE = important for NFC playoff picture
RED = important for AFC playoff picture
PURPLE = important for both NFC and AFC playoff picture

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1358584681671909378

Wrong again. Gronk already had 2 TDs and was going to grab a third but Honey Badger grabbed him to make sure of it.

You really think HOF TE Gronk couldn't have caught that? Conspiracy theorist.....

[Millennial_Messiah]

Challenge accepted, Bitch!!

Don't forget that I'm the guy that:

- Lost a big game by icing his own kicker attempting a game winning field goal
- Blew a game where I was leading 26-3 at halftime against a team with a backup quarterback
- Lost a game where I had a +4 turnover margin and gave up 300+ yards to an opposing receiver
- Lost a game by giving up a franchise worst 625 yards and an NFL-record 40 first downs on defense
- Let a journeyman defensive lineman rack up 6 sacks in one game by keeping my backup LT on an island all game when he was clearly getting overpowered
- got outcoached by Shanahan in a game for the NFC East title where I got beat by a hobbled Robert Griffin running the read option every play

So don't you EVER question my ineptitude again, FAGGOT!
all 3 of those happened in the same season. 2013. Freshman semester of college for me. I'll never forget.

[MultiTroll]

Wrong again. Gronk already had 2 TDs and was going to grab a third but Honey Badger grabbed him to make sure of it.

You really think HOF TE Gronk couldn't have caught that? Conspiracy theorist.....
Pass was not intended for Gronk.

Pass was intentionally thrown away by 20 feet.

[Mark Celibate]

Late season December road game with the division on the line? This Cowcucks game is an easy one to predict

Washington 19

Cowcucks 14

Defense plays well for the most part while the offense shits the bed per par etc. Garbage Time Joe Montana cuts the deficit from 19-6 to 19-14 (w/ 2 pt conversion) after a late game gutsy drive against prevent defense after it's out of reach

[Millennial_Messiah]

Late season December road game with the division on the line? This Cowcucks game is an easy one to predict

Washington 19

Cowcucks 14

Defense plays well for the most part while the offense shits the bed per par etc. Garbage Time Joe Montana cuts the deficit from 19-6 to 19-14 (w/ 2 pt conversion) after a late game gutsy drive against prevent defense after it's out of reach

Wrong.

Washington sucks. Dak owns the division.

Cowboys 27
Shitskins 17

[lefty20]

Yikes! Imaging getting bent over by a team that lost to the Lions :wow

[Robz4000]

:lol gonna lose in the first round of my league playoffs before I even get to Sunday

[lefty20]

:lol gonna lose in the first round of my league playoffs before I even get to Sunday

Playing against cook?

Starting Najee might've cost me a 1st round bye.

[Robz4000]

Playing against cook?

Starting Najee might've cost me a 1st round bye.

And Justin Jefferson tbh.

[lefty20]

And Justin Jefferson tbh.

RIP!

[lefty20]

Not that it matters this game, but that was an absolute BS penalty.

[lefty20]

Damn! That unsportsmanlike penalty really mixed things up.

[Robz4000]

To make matters worse I have Pat Freiermuth as my TE and Big Rape is ignoring him tonight.

[Robz4000]

Steelers blatantly murdering the punter and the refs ignoring it.

[lefty20]

Holy shit!:wow

[lefty20]

Terrible play call for the conversion doe.

If the Vikings really end up choking this...:rollin

[lefty20]

Steelers blatantly murdering the punter and the refs ignoring it.

Yeah, that was super sus. We never really got an explanation form the tv ref either. Pretty much swept it under the rug.

[Robz4000]

:lmao blatant horse collar tackle on Cook that gets ignored too

[lefty20]

Pretty good answer, tbh.

[MultiTroll]

Nutty call. Way to stay agressive Vikings.
60 yard bomb was beautiful.

Ya fuck StealerRef.

[lefty20]

Should've been a pick-6. My dude needs to hit that cardio after this game.

[MultiTroll]

#17 tripped then gave up on play, didn't go after pass aggressively.
I don't put that on Cousins 100%.

[lefty20]

To make matters worse I have Pat Freiermuth as my TE and Big Rape is ignoring him tonight.

There you go m8. A small ray of hope, tbh.

[Robz4000]

There you go m8. A small ray of hope, tbh.

Gives me a chance as long as Jefferson and Cook don't do anything else.

[Robz4000]

Gives me a chance as long as Jefferson and Cook don't do anything else.

:lol right as I type that

[MultiTroll]

Ok to shove the chin of the defender away?

[lefty20]

Claypool really celebrating the 1st down instead of getting the ball back to ref asap :rollin

[lefty20]

Damn! That was a fun 4th Q considering it was 29-0 late in the 3rd Q.

[Robz4000]

:bang how do you not hold on to that?

[MultiTroll]

:bang how do you not hold on to that?
One of those you have to vice grip the ball as you are catching it. He didn't.
Fairness the db did do a karate chop immediately.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

So once _allas loses this one and collapses per par etc proving once and for all that McBot is no better than The Bot, i think fans should arrange for Jerry to take a late night joyride with JR smith IMO

[Millennial_Messiah]

So once _allas loses this one and collapses per par etc proving once and for all that McBot is no better than The Bot, i think fans should arrange for Jerry to take a late night joyride with JR smith IMO
Dallas is winning. By double digits. :toast

Deadskins suck ass.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Micah Parsons is truly the suckiest player to ever play the game of football.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cowboys suck!!!!!!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Micah Parsons is an embarrassment to the game of football!! Bring back Tyrone Crawford already please!!! Bring back Taco Charlton!!! Someone!!!

[monosylab1k]

Lamar Jackson carter off :lmao

[jeebus]

Lamar Jackson carter off :lmao

Must've really had the runs this time.

[Mark Celibate]

Cowcucks dominating on both sides of the ball. Brings back memories of the prime mid-2010 Bot Cowboys tbh imho

[jeebus]

Cowcucks dominating on both sides of the ball. Brings back memories of the prime mid-2010 Bot Cowboys tbh imho

tbh I think there might be an earpiece in McFatty's ear, and Jason Godrett is on the other end giving him the plays. I also heard a rumor that all the players have earpieces in to hear a very familiar clapping at the end of every play. Very comforting imo.

[LkrFan]

My halftime take:
1470118754734555139

[jeebus]

Cuckboyyyyyyyyzzzzzzzzzz

[lefty]

:lmao Crappolo

[lefty20]

Lombardi Lennie doing his best to get me, and Brady, that 1st round bye.

[Millennial_Messiah]

My conclusion from the Cowboys game is that the defense is horrible and can't get any pressure and they're lucky that Dak Prescott is a better quarterback than Joe Montana otherwise they wouldn't have even had a chance. My god our defense sucks and we have zero players on defense that could even start on Alabama State University. My god why is our defense and Micah Parsons so bad.

[Robz4000]

Herbert throwing fucking lasers out here.

[lefty20]

Buffalo... what a mediocre team, tbh.

[lefty20]

Guess they don't call late hits on you if you're playing on Brady's team.

[Robz4000]

:lmao how did they call that Chargers FG good?!

[Mark Celibate]

My conclusion from the Cowboys game is that the defense is horrible and can't get any pressure and they're lucky that Dak Prescott is a better quarterback than Joe Montana otherwise they wouldn't have even had a chance. My god our defense sucks and we have zero players on defense that could even start on Alabama State University. My god why is our defense and Micah Parsons so bad.

tbh this scthick is faggier than the white pants guy's "I'm the one fucking your wife while she's saving up for her new purse" one imo

[Robz4000]

:lmao saw this Niners choke a mile away

[Robz4000]

:lol fumblefaggot to finish off the choke

[Robz4000]

:wow Kittle

[Robz4000]

:lmao fuck you Gould

[lefty]

:lmao Gould

[lefty]

:lol losing the toss

[Robz4000]

Left 22 seconds for Brady and a timeout. GG Buffalo.

[lefty20]

Damn, Buffalo showed some real grit in the 2nd half.

[lefty]

:lol holy shit
lol Bengols

[Robz4000]

Aiyuk!!!!!!!

[Robz4000]

:lol Bradyrefs

[Robz4000]

:lmao

[lefty20]

Sheesh! Goat doing goat things.

[Bynumite]

Brady just sealed MVP with this performance. Great numbers and record. The Bucs remaining schedule is a walk in the park.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Brady just sealed MVP with this performance. Great numbers and record. The Bucs remaining schedule is a walk in the park.

They'll lose a division game

Or maybe they lose At the Jets

[lefty20]

Oh god! Nice sack Quinn but doing the discount double check is prolly a mistake, tbh.

[Robz4000]

Would be par for the course for this season if the Bears walk in to Lambeau and steal a win.

[FrostKing]

Jimmy Montana

[lefty]

:lol Tam Brody carried by his defense once again

[lefty20]

That was some insane burst.

[GAustex]

Suspect PI call on GB

[Robz4000]

Had a miraculous day in fantasy only for Adams to seemingly lay an egg tonight.

[lefty20]

Fvck!

[Robz4000]

:lol this game

[lefty20]

Okay, that was a pretty good way to follow up a pick-6.

[Robz4000]

:rollin

[lefty20]

Hmm...

[Robz4000]

There we go. Always trust in Godgers.

[lefty20]

There we go. Always trust in Godgers.
Especially against Da Bears :(

[Robz4000]

Especially against Da Bears :(

All things considered gotta be thrilled with that first half.

[Millennial_Messiah]

tbh this scthick is faggier than the white pants guy's "I'm the one fucking your wife while she's saving up for her new purse" one imo

& it's one I'm not giving up until the Cowboys win a Super Bowl.

[lefty20]

All things considered gotta be thrilled with that first half.

For sure. Thought that we'd be down double digits at half-time.

[Millennial_Messiah]

All things considered gotta be thrilled with that first half.

I'd give my left nut for the Bears to win this game. Absolutely would be massive for playoff seedings. Also I don't want #12 to return to GB next year at all costs, which means keeping that team out of the SB this year.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Would be par for the course for this season if the Bears walk in to Lambeau and steal a win.

I'd seriously give my left nut for it.

[lefty20]

That was nice while it lasted. I'mma be shocked if we get the lead back, tbh.

[Robz4000]

Damn, Godgers ain't fuckin' around no more.

[FrostKing]

I'd give my left nut for the Bears to win this game. Absolutely would be massive for playoff seedings. Also I don't want #12 to return to GB next year at all costs, which means keeping that team out of the SB this year.

https://i.ibb.co/txtDSY0/Cmnr-UZGW8-AEo5-Ri.jpg

[lefty]

Collinsworth : Rodgers Rodgers Rodgers

[Robz4000]

Packers' special teams must've been paid off by the Bears tbh.

[GAustex]

Da fuk was that call?

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://i.ibb.co/txtDSY0/Cmnr-UZGW8-AEo5-Ri.jpg

Nah - I think they're stuck with Wentz long term, contractually.

I hope to god he does not pull a 180 and stick with GB - but if he does leave, the 49ers, Broncos, maybe the Steelers are choices? I don't see him going to the Raiders with all that drama and he's never played well in Seattle if Seattle trades Wilson. I don't see Rodgers going to a place like Atlanta or New Orleans or Carolina. He wants somewhere cushy with a lot of receiving talent already on the roster.

[lefty20]

Oh god, one is bad enough. World doesn't need another Rodgers.

[lefty20]

That 2nd half went exactly as expected. GG!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Football is gay
Go Ravens

I'm torn on if the Ravens are better off next week with Jackson or Jackson's backup, tbh.

[FrostKing]

Nah - I think they're stuck with Wentz long term, contractually.

I hope to god he does not pull a 180 and stick with GB - but if he does leave, the 49ers, Broncos, maybe the Steelers are choices? I don't see him going to the Raiders with all that drama and he's never played well in Seattle if Seattle trades Wilson. I don't see Rodgers going to a place like Atlanta or New Orleans or Carolina. He wants somewhere cushy with a lot of receiving talent already on the roster.
He's returning. He likes bullying that team and city around. So much familiarity allows him to spend time off the field like filming commercials. And he actually has some weapons now. They are really close to winning the SB. Win another, eclipse Favre and retire as the franchise face.

[MultiTroll]

That 2nd half went exactly as expected. GG!
TF did they sign Grahmn for?

[lefty20]

TF did they sign Grahmn for?

Inability to properly use the talent on our roster is staple for current Bears coaching staff.

[Robz4000]

:lol didn't look good after TNF but as long as Sony Michel doesn't go HAM I won my first round matchup

:worthy: Allen
:worthy: Renfrow
:worthy: Adams

[MultiTroll]

Murray really has to work on those batted passes by lineman / linebackers.

2 INTs tonight, both deep in own territory.
Game changers.

[MultiTroll]

Hopkins with the choker drop.

Between that and the mo-ron personal foul on db who rapped the downed Ram WR on the head......
huge momentum changers. Putting too much pressure on Murray and O.

[MultiTroll]

:lol rigged NFL shows one shitty replay from a super far away inconclusive angle on the game ending *holding* penalty vs Cards.

[GAustex]

The loud mouth fan was giving it to Murray who for a QB is a pretty good RB

[FrostKing]

Those Rams uniforms worn tonight are worst in the NFL. Some rundown overwashed pajamas.