Damn, Nancy Reagan got around lolol [Archive]

Isitjustme?

12-11-2021, 11:37 AM

So Ben Shapiro's sister complimented ol Nancy by trashing Madonna and this happened

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Thread

12-11-2021, 11:40 AM

At least NR never threatened to blow up the White House like Madonna did.

DMC

12-11-2021, 11:45 AM

At least NR never threatened to blow up the White House like Madonna did.

Maybe she just blew the WH. Just saying :lol

Isitjustme?

12-11-2021, 11:45 AM

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DMC

12-11-2021, 11:48 AM

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What's worse, a woman who gives great head and is willing, or a woman who pretends she's good at it and thinks she's too good?

Isitjustme?

12-11-2021, 11:52 AM

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Isitjustme?

12-11-2021, 12:02 PM

What's worse, a woman who gives great head and is willing, or a woman who pretends she's good at it and thinks she's too good?

As long as they arrive to work happy and eager to do the job I think it's all good either way

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Blake

12-11-2021, 12:53 PM

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:lol

spurraider21

12-11-2021, 01:05 PM

What's worse, a woman who gives great head and is willing, or a woman who pretends she's good at it and thinks she's too good?
Gives great head and is willing? Seems like best of both worlds?

Trill Clinton

12-11-2021, 01:17 PM

Wow Mr. T ran them guts too?!

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Ef-man

12-11-2021, 01:45 PM

Nancy, in her most notable motion picture: "Thar She Blows:"
https://media.giphy.com/media/6JvVrxP6osBdC/giphy.gif

She blew every last drop of Hollywood? She blew up all of it?! So it really started off as "Just say blow?"

https://media.giphy.com/media/1BXa2alBjrCXC/giphy.gif

DMC

12-11-2021, 03:57 PM

Gives great head and is willing? Seems like best of both worlds?

Exactly where as material girl just sells herself as a sex goddess but had to settle for a man in a wedding dress.

She didn't have as much time to spend with her husband (although, come on, exercise is part of her job) and when they did hook up, it wasn't all that great....It was like 'cuddling up to a piece of gristle' -Guy Ritchie

:lol

Adam Lambert

12-11-2021, 05:10 PM

I'm just glad that this discourse introduced me to phrases like "she was equipped with a Gluck Gluck 3000."

Thread

12-11-2021, 05:24 PM

Exactly where as material girl just sells herself as a sex goddess but had to settle for a man in a wedding dress.

She didn't have as much time to spend with her husband (although, come on, exercise is part of her job) and when they did hook up, it wasn't all that great....It was like 'cuddling up to a piece of gristle' -Guy Ritchie

:lol

+ Penn beat the shit out of her on a regular basis. Though, I can understand it.

DMC

12-11-2021, 05:29 PM

Now days sprawled out like that in bed, she looks like something Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt would find chained to a bed.

Thanos

12-11-2021, 08:28 PM

Never understood the appeal of Madonna. Never found her attractive, her music is annoying, and she’s a terrible actor. Just like Lady Gaga.

Thread

12-11-2021, 08:35 PM

Never understood the appeal of Madonna. Never found her attractive, her music is annoying, and she’s a terrible actor. Just like Lady Gaga.

Amen.

BackHome

12-11-2021, 08:46 PM

I remember when she kissed Drake and my brother looked like he was about to throw up.

baseline bum

12-11-2021, 08:53 PM

Never understood the appeal of Madonna. Never found her attractive, her music is annoying, and she’s a terrible actor. Just like Lady Gaga.

First album was alright, rest were pretty shitty. And she was hot in the early 80s. Not so much by the early 90s. Never watched a movie with her in it so can't comment there.

spurraider21

12-11-2021, 10:17 PM

Never understood the appeal of Madonna. Never found her attractive, her music is annoying, and she’s a terrible actor. Just like Lady Gaga.
her politics re: trump were great

Thread

12-11-2021, 11:11 PM

her politics re: trump were great

She threatened to blow him up, 21, day 1 of Presidency. And walked, Scot-free.

And you think that's "great?"

Thread

12-11-2021, 11:16 PM

I remember way back when her and Penn first married. I can't recall who, but probably CNN had a reporter in the limo with those two, in NYC coming back from a doings somewhere and I must admit it was quite, what looked like a genuine loving relationship. They were tender with one another, not just an act and in low tones lamenting how they had no private time, time to be together and that had become a problem that could lead to a chasm long term.

I have to admit I was impressed, so, when he started beating on her I was surprised.

Ef-man

12-11-2021, 11:21 PM

her politics re: trump were great

Nancy showed that it is not what you know but who you blow that counts.

:lol

spurraider21

12-11-2021, 11:58 PM

She threatened to blow him up, 21, day 1 of Presidency. And walked, Scot-free.

And you think that's "great?"
:tu

Winehole23

12-12-2021, 12:07 AM

First album was alright, rest were pretty shitty. And she was hot in the early 80s. Not so much by the early 90s. Never watched a movie with her in it so can't comment there.Def recommend Desperately Seeking Susan.

ChumpDumper

12-12-2021, 12:44 AM

Objectively, she looks better than any of your women at the same age. Not as bony anymore. You'd certainly fuck her before Reagan.

Execrable actor for anything save Desperately Seeking Susan and maybe Evita. Die Another Day was a fitting end to all that.

HemisfairArena

12-12-2021, 12:49 AM

Thank god no one posted pics of the she/he that occupied the White House during Obama's years.

baseline bum

12-12-2021, 12:50 AM

Def recommend Desperately Seeking Susan.

She do any nude scenes in it? She had an epic bush in some photos I saw of her taken in college tbh. Thread would fucking love them.

ChumpDumper

12-12-2021, 12:50 AM

Thank god no one posted pics of the she/he that occupied the White House during Obama's years.
:lol the inevitable conspiracy theories from the right.

ChumpDumper

12-12-2021, 12:52 AM

She do any nude scenes in it? She had an epic bush in some photos I saw of her taken in college tbh. Thread would fucking love them.I only remember Body of Evidence maybe?

:lol so terrible

baseline bum

12-12-2021, 01:01 AM

So this story Too Short told in CussWords was actually true? :lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqsOdwQgjVQ

( Start at about the 50 second mark :lol )

Ef-man

12-12-2021, 01:15 AM

So this story Too Short told in CussWords was actually true? :lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqsOdwQgjVQ

( Start at about the 50 second mark :lol )

Like corn on the cob. :lol

Winehole23

12-12-2021, 02:38 AM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGWHD1YXoAYR0iE?format=jpg&name=900x900

Thread

12-12-2021, 06:10 AM

She do any nude scenes in it? She had an epic bush in some photos I saw of her taken in college tbh. Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) would fucking love them.

Never thought of her in a sexual way. The length twixt her knees & ankles is too short, just like that chick on -Titanic-.

The best of Madonna for me is her music video "Live to Tell" from -At Close Range-.

Winehole23

12-12-2021, 11:24 AM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGVoSJlXMAETw-H?format=jpg&name=large

Winehole23

12-12-2021, 11:24 AM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGVoSJzXwAMfOk7?format=jpg&name=large

Winehole23

12-12-2021, 11:26 AM

https://www.amazon.com/Invisible-Bridge-Fall-Nixon-Reagan/dp/1491534737

DMC

12-12-2021, 12:41 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nancy Reagan's sex life.

Trainwreck2100

12-12-2021, 12:50 PM

Bout time some got around to probably the most damaging first lady we've ever had.

Winehole23

12-12-2021, 12:51 PM

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Nancy Reagan's sex life.how about beating her kids, also zzzzzzzzzz?

DMC

12-12-2021, 01:31 PM

how about beating her kids, also zzzzzzzzzz?

I'm busy already. Maybe I'll consider beating them later.

Isitjustme?

12-12-2021, 02:52 PM

She threatened to blow him up, 21, day 1 of Presidency. And walked, Scot-free.

And you think that's "great?"

Dang, I know how people who say offensive shit like that is really aggaravating for you anti-PC Trump Republicans so my condolences on that one.

CosmicCowboy

12-12-2021, 05:00 PM

:lol @ spurstalk masturbators talking shit about a republican female who allegedly gave head. The double standard of kamala swallowing Willie's Willie to get ahead being aok is hilarious.

Adam Lambert

12-12-2021, 05:08 PM

Execrable actor for anything save Desperately Seeking Susan and maybe Evita. Die Another Day was a fitting end to all that.

I liked her in A League of Their Own.

Blake

12-12-2021, 05:17 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGWHD1YXoAYR0iE?format=jpg&name=900x900

:lol

Blake

12-12-2021, 05:18 PM

Blake

12-12-2021, 05:19 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nancy Reagan's sex life.

Mine must be way more exciting for you to think about

Trill Clinton

12-12-2021, 05:28 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGWHD1YXoAYR0iE?format=jpg&name=900x900

:lmao

DMC

12-12-2021, 05:29 PM

Mine must be way more exciting for you to think about
Yours? You mean hers.

Did your wife give head?

nm, I'm asking the wrong person.

CosmicCowboy

12-12-2021, 05:30 PM

Mine must be way more exciting for you to think about

Naaaa fatties don't do anything for me.

Ef-man

12-12-2021, 05:39 PM

Yours? You mean hers.

Did your wife give head?

nm, I'm asking the wrong person.

Damn, dmc desperately looking for lessons on giving head but no one is surprised. :lol

Blake

12-12-2021, 05:46 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nancy Reagan's sex life.

Mine must be way more exciting for you to think about

Yours? You mean hers.

Did your wife give head?

nm, I'm asking the wrong person.

There you have it. Lol dmc

Blake

12-12-2021, 05:48 PM

Naaaa fatties don't do anything for me.

Yet here you are

CosmicCowboy

12-12-2021, 05:57 PM

Making fun of you.

Blake

12-12-2021, 06:02 PM

Making fun of you.

I'm making fun of you for thinking of fatties having sex. Now what?

CosmicCowboy

12-12-2021, 06:06 PM

I'm making fun of you for thinking of fatties having sex. Now what?

Apparently fatties having sex is past tense after sancho started hitting it. Learn to push away from the table, bitch.

Blake

12-12-2021, 06:31 PM

Apparently fatties having sex is past tense after sancho started hitting it. Learn to push away from the table, bitch.

Lol cc still at his fatty sex table

Trill Clinton

12-12-2021, 07:08 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaE19-BdilM

:dramaquee

SnakeBoy

12-12-2021, 07:16 PM

Are you libs ok?

You've been lashing out more than usual ever since Hillary started blubbering over her loss again.

Blake

12-12-2021, 07:23 PM

Are you libs ok?

You've been lashing out more than usual ever since Hillary started blubbering over her loss again.

Lol trumptards still ding Hillary.

Isitjustme?

12-12-2021, 07:52 PM

CosmicCowboy

12-12-2021, 08:03 PM

Didnt know about that. link?

Not Monica's Willy. Willie Brown. Google is your friend.

Blake

12-12-2021, 08:18 PM

Not Monica's Willy. Willie Brown. Google is your friend.

Lol what you Google

Adam Lambert

12-12-2021, 08:53 PM

:lol @ spurstalk masturbators talking shit about a republican female who allegedly gave head. The double standard of kamala swallowing Willie's Willie to get ahead being aok is hilarious.

I mean I don't care about Nancy Reagan being a well known head-fiend but this whole discussion began with a conservative comparing Madonna to Nancy. The idea that anyone is saying blowjobs are bad sort of goes against the entire premise.

You might as well say, "Oh yeah, but what about Madonna? Double standard! Take that, libs!"

Thanos

12-12-2021, 09:34 PM

Conservatives triggered by finding out wholesome Nancy Reagan was a throat goat :lmao

“:cry but but but Kamala sucked dick too! :cry :cry :cry”

CosmicCowboy

12-12-2021, 09:57 PM

Conservatives triggered by finding out wholesome Nancy Reagan was a throat goat :lmao

“:cry but but but Kamala sucked dick too! :cry :cry :cry”

I'm fine with Nancy giving head. It seemed to bother the young masturbators in here.

Blake

12-12-2021, 10:13 PM

I'm fine with Nancy giving head. It seemed to bother the young masturbators in here.

Which post are you referring to?

Thanos

12-12-2021, 10:19 PM

I'm fine with Nancy giving head. It seemed to bother the young masturbators in here.
:lmao boomers obsessed with defending Throat Goat Reagan’s honor.

baseline bum

12-12-2021, 10:30 PM

Adam Lambert

12-12-2021, 10:35 PM

Which post are you referring to?

:cry You're talking about it so you must be angry about it :cry

Blake

12-12-2021, 10:43 PM

:cry You're talking about it so you must be angry about it :cry

a 64 yO FiRsT LadY GiViNg hEAd mUst ReaLLY boThEr YoU LiBtArdS whEn yOu jAcK oFf!

(mic drop)

RandomGuy

12-13-2021, 07:23 AM

I'm fine with Nancy giving head. It seemed to bother the young masturbators in here.

Not sure it bothers anybody. Just a trolling opportunity to tweak the noses of the crowd that worships St. Reagan.

I imagine that if Kamela Harris ever gets the nomination, we will see the rights misogynistic streak pay it back tenfold.

Will Hunting

12-13-2021, 08:04 AM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGdCDSwX0AEzPtp?format=jpg&name=900x900

TimDunkem

12-13-2021, 08:21 AM

Funny because Abby Shapiro is the one whose nudes are all over the internet.

LaMarcus Bryant

12-13-2021, 08:42 AM

Funny because Abby Shapiro is the one whose nudes are all over the internet.

is that really her? thought it was a look alike

Will Hunting

12-13-2021, 08:58 AM

Do you think Nancy Reagan swallowed, or did she let it trickle down?

CosmicCowboy

12-13-2021, 08:59 AM

is that really her? thought it was a look alike

yeah, not her. Some bodacious knockers, though.

Thanos

12-13-2021, 09:06 AM

Do you think Nancy Reagan swallowed, or did she let it trickle down?
If only someone had told her “Just Say No” this all could have been prevented.

Trill Clinton

12-13-2021, 09:23 AM

Conservatives in here are having a hard time coping with the fact Mrs. Reagan has a head doctor.

TimDunkem

12-13-2021, 09:43 AM

Conservatives in here are having a hard time coping with the fact Mrs. Reagan has a head doctor.
TBF who woulda thought Ol' Nance was a certified dick destroyer? :lmao

TimDunkem

12-13-2021, 10:01 AM

I mean this was the same lady who started the trend of blaming movies, music, and video games for conservative parents' failures. Meanwhile, this bitch was slurpin' up more nuts in Hollywood than any liberal or groupie. :lmao

baseline bum

12-13-2021, 10:09 AM

TimDunkem

12-13-2021, 10:11 AM

Thought that was Tipper Gore. OG Superhead was into that shit too?
Shit you are right. I got my conservative chicken heads mixed up. :lol

TimDunkem

12-13-2021, 10:14 AM

not far from the truth though...https://www.upi.com/Archives/1986/03/05/Promoters-of-an-anti-drug-rock-concert-pulled-Nancy-Reagan/7913510382800/

Come on, Nance. You were doing all the shit rappers and rockers write about. :lol

Will Hunting

12-13-2021, 10:16 AM

Not only is she a throatGOAT...she's also a snicker licker :lol

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Thanos

12-13-2021, 10:33 AM

conservatives have spent decades slut-shaming women and trying to control them through legislation, meanwhile the wife of their patron saint was busy working on her gag reflex :lol

Will Hunting

12-13-2021, 10:33 AM

:lmao:lmao:lmao

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TimDunkem

12-13-2021, 10:35 AM

:lmao:lmao:lmao

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:lmao holy fuck

Ef-man

12-13-2021, 02:19 PM

Do you think Nancy Reagan swallowed, or did she let it trickle down?

Depends as times were hard back at the start of her career but to give you an idea, she charged $0.50 just to fluff.

spurraider21

12-13-2021, 02:28 PM

Isitjustme?

12-13-2021, 03:17 PM

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Splits

12-13-2021, 03:54 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGdCDSwX0AEzPtp?format=jpg&name=900x900

lmao

but wasn't it to the head? anyways...

"MEDIC!!!!!!1111"

TimDunkem

12-13-2021, 04:00 PM

lmao

but wasn't it to the head? anyways...

"MEDIC!!!!!!1111"
MAGA traitor bitch took it to the throat I believe...In any case, so did Nancy. :lol

TimDunkem

12-13-2021, 04:00 PM

Splits

12-13-2021, 06:08 PM

MAGA traitor bitch took it to the throat I believe...In any case, so did Nancy. :lol

:lmao killshot

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/mpx/2704722219/2021_08/1630065076373_tdy_news_7a_holt_capitol_police_offi cer_210827_1920x1080-gvw973.jpg

Trill Clinton

12-13-2021, 06:17 PM

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Trill Clinton

12-13-2021, 06:21 PM

My nigga old blue eyes got topped off too...wow.

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Trill Clinton

12-13-2021, 07:25 PM

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Isitjustme?

12-13-2021, 07:41 PM

Man black people are all over this, lol1469464420535447555
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benefactor

12-13-2021, 10:03 PM

https://i.gifer.com/5fr3.gif
:lol...great scene

DMC

12-13-2021, 10:25 PM

:lol The left so distraught over recent events they dug up Nancy fucking Reagan to beat on.

You hate to see it

:lol

ElNono

12-13-2021, 11:46 PM

what recent events?

Winehole23

12-14-2021, 12:09 AM

DMC trying (and failing) to cover up his turds in the cat box. He'll pretend he's celebrating a dunk, tho.

DMC

12-14-2021, 12:56 AM

what recent events?

Jussie
Kyle
Hillary's tears
Fredo
Fredo's Pedo

etc..

Isitjustme?

12-14-2021, 01:02 AM

:lol The left so distraught over recent events they dug up Nancy fucking Reagan to beat on.

You hate to see it

:lol

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DMC

12-14-2021, 01:04 AM

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:lol

Adam Lambert

12-14-2021, 01:08 AM

:lol The left so distraught over recent events they dug up Nancy fucking Reagan to beat on.

You hate to see it

:lol

The right so old and put of touch they can't jump on board with an objectively funny topic of conversation.

What a sad existence.

Adam Lambert

12-14-2021, 01:11 AM

Normal people are definitely talking about Hillary and the Cuomo family right now! That's why they're distracting themselves with ThroatGoat memes! Yeah! This makes me feel better about not relating!
-DMC

Winehole23

12-14-2021, 01:11 AM

Jussie
Kyle
Hillary's tears
Fredo
Fredo's Pedo

etc..You have me to thank for most of the Andrew/Fredo updates, tbh.

What's Hillary crying about, I missed that.

ElNono

12-14-2021, 02:09 AM

Jussie
Kyle
Hillary's tears
Fredo
Fredo's Pedo

etc..

So nothing, basically...

ElNono

12-14-2021, 02:10 AM

DMC

12-14-2021, 02:20 AM

You have me to thank for most of the Andrew/Fredo updates, tbh.

What's Hillary crying about, I missed that.

Because you're the main news source for most of America :lol

DMC

12-14-2021, 02:20 AM

Look how triggered everyone claims to not be here.. :lol

Winehole23

12-14-2021, 02:27 AM

Because you're the main news source for most of America :lolI didn't say so. You don't post any news here, tbh.

Winehole23

12-14-2021, 02:31 AM

Look how triggered everyone claims to not be here.. :lolLike, about what?

Smollette got punished, rightly.

Cuomo resigned in disgrace and faces legal hazard and political consequences from his own party for being a sex pest and for misgovernment. As he should.

Similar with Fredo.

Not sure why you think I should be crying about HRC, what's up with her?

Exactly no one in this forum is mourning or defending them, your spasm of hilarity seems unconnected to any poster here, tbh.

Winehole23

12-14-2021, 02:36 AM

Rittenhouse beat weak charges carried by weak prosecutors. That seems right, too.

Winehole23

12-14-2021, 03:19 AM

Ventriloquize your opponents, then ridicule your own impression of them.

Pure internal dialogue, tbh.

Winehole23

12-14-2021, 03:22 AM

Rush was a savant at that. The conceit seems to have become generalized.

ChumpDumper

12-14-2021, 04:02 AM

Look how triggered everyone claims to not be here.. :lol

You will be triggered by my quoting you.

CosmicCowboy

12-14-2021, 06:03 AM

You have me to thank for most of the Andrew/Fredo updates, tbh.

What's Hillary crying about, I missed that.

She broke down and sobbed on tv while reading the acceptance speech she never got to give. It was fucking hilarious.

Thanos

12-14-2021, 10:18 AM

The DMC meltdowns lately have been *chef’s kiss*

Trill Clinton

12-14-2021, 11:23 AM

Simps getting mad we're having fun at Nancy's expensehttps://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjlol.png

Winehole23

12-14-2021, 11:54 AM

She broke down and sobbed on tv while reading the acceptance speech she never got to give. It was fucking hilarious.glad you enjoyed yourself, sounds like it was cathartic for her too.

Thanos

12-14-2021, 12:09 PM

Someone here gave me some advice once…

It's ok to laugh at something funny. The instant turtling with a shield of "whatabout" is completely unnecessary.