Mahomes girlfriend keeps showing up on my Google feed

[Blake]

God this horse toother is Kardashian level annoying as fuck. Someone make it stop.

[DAF86]

You should evaluate what you see online, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

You should fuck her and post pics on the internet, tbh.

[Blake]

You should evaluate what you see online, tbh.

thx bruh. Good plan

[Ef-man]

This one?

https://i1.wp.com/www.sportsgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Screenshot_20190625_112055.jpg?fit=1182%2C759&ssl=1

[FrostKing]

The wife and brother seem toxic. She's a "personal trainer". Both are social media addicts.

Pat should have got himself a better woman and probably will down the line.

[Thanos]

His whole family is annoying tbh. His mom literally called a guy in Cleveland evil for legally tackling Patrick on the field, and then refused to apologize with the “I’m just a concerned mother!” excuse.

[benefactor]

His whole family is annoying tbh. His mom literally called a guy in Cleveland evil for legally tackling Patrick on the field, and then refused to apologize with the “I’m just a concerned mother!” excuse.
Alcoholic dad is a local legend for tossed from bars here lol

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/m93tG7D/4566.jpg

[Thanos]

https://i.ibb.co/m93tG7D/4566.jpg
:lmao please tell me this is a real tweet.

EDIT: nope, he isn’t even on twitter. Still funny tho :lol

[Fat Brandon Bass]

rofl even funnier since the real Herbert is supposedly an introvert who hates social media

[Millennial_Messiah]

Herbert: Well maybe I'd like to pay a little visit to your house.

Mahomes: To thank me, I suppose?

Herbert: Ha-hm hm... nope.

Mahomes: *stares*

Herbert: To fuck your wife. And your daughter. Hell, maybe even your dog..... :D

Mahomes: I don't think that's funny.

Herbert: Well then you'll probably hate this! :D *chkapow*

Mahomes falls back and dies

[Exeunt]

[Blake]

Herbert: Well maybe I'd like to pay a little visit to your house.

Mahomes: To thank me, I suppose?

Herbert: Ha-hm hm... nope.

Mahomes: *stares*

Herbert: To fuck your wife. And your daughter. Hell, maybe even your dog..... :D

Mahomes: I don't think that's funny.

Herbert: Well then you'll probably hate this! :D *chkapow*

Mahomes falls back and dies

[Exeunt]

Lol because it's so awful

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lol because it's so awful

You obviously don't get the reference.

[Blake]

You obviously don't get the reference.

Lol I don't care

[Blake]

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[benefactor]

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She's a product of the area she grew up in. Whitehouse girls who were the popular girls were cunty, entitled brats who thought they were better than everyone else. They were also huge whores and many wound up pregnant before they graduated. It's a running joke around here about how many pregnant Whitehouse girls you could see at graduation any given year. We called them Whitehoes for good reason.

Patrick better sign a prenup or she'll divorce him after popping out a couple of kids, take half his shit and move back to Whitehouse...running the Tyler bar scene and fucking everything that gets close to her.

[SpursforSix]

Alcoholic dad is a local legend for tossed from bars here lol

Idk. He’s a local legend for having a decent MLB career. He was a great high school athlete in multiple sports but he never seemed like he was good enough to be a pro in any of them. I don’t remember what round he was drafted in but it wasn’t high (if at all).

[Blake]

https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/28/patrick-mahomes-brittany-matthews-team-shirts-2000-sold-one-day/

So she feels bullied by all the mean things people are saying about and is helping all the kids in the world that are getting bullied by selling Team Brittany t shirts.

This chick.