***** Official Week 17 Thread, Sponsored By The Death of John Madden *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

NFL January 2, 2022 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS


CBS SINGLE
https://506sports.com/2021/17-CBS.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Kansas City @ Cincinnati
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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NY Giants @ Chicago
Spero Dedes, Jay Feely

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Miami @ Tennessee
Kevin Harlan, Trent Green

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Jacksonville @ New England
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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Denver @ LA Chargers (LATE)
Ian Eagle, Charles Davis

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Houston @ San Francisco (LATE)
Greg Gumbel, Adam Archuleta



FOX EARLY https://506sports.com/2021/17-FOX-E.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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LA Rams @ Baltimore
Kevin Burkhardt, Greg Olsen

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Philadelphia @ Washington
Adam Amin, Mark Schlereth

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Las Vegas @ Indianapolis
Kenny Albert, Jonathan Vilma

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Atlanta @ Buffalo
Kevin Kugler, Mark Sanchez

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Tampa Bay @ NY Jets
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston



FOX LATE https://506sports.com/2021/17-FOX-L.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Arizona @ Dallas
Joe Buck, Troy Aikman

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Detroit @ Seattle
Gus Johnson, Aqib Talib

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Carolina @ New Orleans
Brandon Gaudin, Matt Millen




Sunday Night: Minnesota @ Green Bay (NBC)
Monday Night: Cleveland @ Pittsburgh (ESPN)

[Mark Celibate]

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Detroit @ Seattle
Gus Johnson, Aqib Talib







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[FrostKing]

"He sounds amazing because he's not what you're used to," Siciliano says, "and he's a fresh perspective, a fresh voice."

[Mark Celibate]

just listened to him on youtube and he was just as bad as i imagined

:lol NFL doing their annual token former illiterate black player diversity hire per par etc

he'll have to earn his "rice of patches" before getting to the GOAT's level imo....

https://walterfootball.com/images/fball/emmitt.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGT08DTk3NM

[FrostKing]

just listened to him on youtube and he was just as bad as i imagined

:lol NFL doing their annual token former illiterate black player diversity hire per par etc

he'll have to earn his "rice of patches" before getting to the GOAT's level imo....

https://walterfootball.com/images/fball/emmitt.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGT08DTk3NM
:lol Florida University

I just watched

https://youtu.be/DOvc9s0bhBI

Ohhh that's rough. Sounds like excited guy sitting on the next bar stool over. This would need to be local broadcast with former city legend, for me to accept.

https://i.ibb.co/rtjXjZY/Screenshot-20211229-224433-You-Tube.jpg

Is "fresh" the new buzzword

[Will Hunting]

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https://i.redd.it/1pzxn2hrprv41.jpg
:lmao:lmao:lmao

doesnt job GoldsteinRecords.jpg tho

[Darth_Pelican]

https://archive-media-2.nyafuu.org/vp/image/1412/29/1412293057734.png

https://i.redd.it/1pzxn2hrprv41.jpg

:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://archive-media-2.nyafuu.org/vp/image/1412/29/1412293057734.png

https://i.redd.it/1pzxn2hrprv41.jpg

It's funny Will Hunting liked this post because his beloved Democratic Party is in favor of exactly this.

[Millennial_Messiah]

"He sounds amazing because he's not what you're used to," Siciliano says, "and he's a fresh perspective, a fresh voice."

Talib isn't even really knowledgeable of the game. He shot himself in the head. He ships Farrakhan. He often has to be corrected by his colleague or the sky guys from upstairs in the booth.

[Will Hunting]

It's funny Will Hunting liked this post because his beloved Democratic Party is in favor of exactly this.
The diversity shit sandwich is the much lesser of two evils when the alternative is a party that thinks climate change is a myth and that tax cuts for the rich trickle down.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The diversity shit sandwich is the much lesser of two evils when the alternative is a party that thinks climate change is a myth and that tax cuts for the rich trickle down.

That's where you're wrong. The party of Bush maybe think climate change, man-made damage to ecology, deforestation etc is a myth. But the party of Trump does not. The Paris climate accord is bullshit that nerfs US interests in favor of globalization, that does not mean that Trump Republicans don't believe in slowly but surely cutting carbon footprint, preserving wild lands, not polluting, etc. China is by far the biggest producer of toxic pollutants, air pollution, water pollution and CO2 in the world. The USA is a global innovator on green technologies. China and Russia are not. Tax cuts for the ultra rich trickle down is not a Trump Republican position either. It is a Bush/Mccain Republican position once again and also why wealthy suburban rich whites have been trending blue because the Dems promise the ultra loaded tax breaks to comp them for the higher generic taxes on the rich. The problem with Democrat tax policy is it places the vast majority of the tax burden on the middle class and upper middle class while loaded multi millionaires and billionaires, especially in big tech walk tax free due to Democrat tax breaks which is why you see people like Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos applauding the Dems non stop. It's why you see rich suburban white vote trend blue over the past 10 years while blue collar middle class and rural voters have strongly trended to the red. Look at for example Wisconsin county by county voting map in 2008 vs. 2020 or even 2016. Ohio. Etc

[Will Hunting]

That's where you're wrong. The party of Bush maybe think climate change, man-made damage to ecology, deforestation etc is a myth. But the party of Trump does not. The Paris climate accord is bullshit that nerfs US interests in favor of globalization, that does not mean that Trump Republicans don't believe in slowly but surely cutting carbon footprint, preserving wild lands, not polluting, etc. China is by far the biggest producer of toxic pollutants, air pollution, water pollution and CO2 in the world. The USA is a global innovator on green technologies. China and Russia are not. Tax cuts for the ultra rich trickle down is not a Trump Republican position either. It is a Bush/Mccain Republican position once again and also why wealthy suburban rich whites have been trending blue because the Dems promise the ultra loaded tax breaks to comp them for the higher generic taxes on the rich. The problem with Democrat tax policy is it places the vast majority of the tax burden on the middle class and upper middle class while loaded multi millionaires and billionaires, especially in big tech walk tax free due to Democrat tax breaks which is why you see people like Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos applauding the Dems non stop. It's why you see rich suburban white vote trend blue over the past 10 years while blue collar middle class and rural voters have strongly trended to the red. Look at for example Wisconsin county by county voting map in 2008 vs. 2020 or even 2016. Ohio. Etc
This is devoid of any specifics. On a per capita basis the US is significantly worse on pollution than China.

Trump's signature tax policy was a blowjob for the tech oligarchs and other billionaires. You're just completely making stuff up. What tax breaks have Democrats promised for the ultra loaded? Be specific or fold.

[Millennial_Messiah]

This is devoid of any specifics. On a per capita basis the US is significantly worse on pollution than China.

Trump's signature tax policy was a blowjob for the tech oligarchs and other billionaires. You're just completely making stuff up. What tax breaks have Democrats promised for the ultra loaded? Be specific or fold.

And they turned around and pissed down Trump's back and endorsed Biden.

[Will Hunting]

The idea that the party financed by Charles Koch wants to do anything about climate change is pretty hilarious, tbh. What the fuck has the GOP even proposed to address climate change? A use tax on roads?

[Will Hunting]

And they turned around and pissed down Trump's back and endorsed Biden.
:lmao Charles Koch and Steve Schwartzman endorsed Biden? News to me.

Thanks for admitting that Trump's tax policy was a handout to billionaires though.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The idea that the party financed by Charles Koch wants to do anything about climate change is pretty hilarious, tbh. What the fuck has the GOP even proposed to address climate change? A use tax on roads?

Use tax on roads is unfair to the traveler and also commuters with "essential" careers that cannot do their job by working from home. Not everyone can be like me and work in IT or my best friend who is a financial analyst and works from home.

[Will Hunting]

Use tax on roads is unfair to the traveler and also commuters with "essential" careers that cannot do their job by working from home. Not everyone can be like me and work in IT or my best friend who is a financial analyst and works from home.
No shit, that's why it's a terrible idea, but iirc it was something Willard Romney was peddling a few months ago.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Charles Koch and Steve Schwartzman endorsed Biden? News to me.

Thanks for admitting that Trump's tax policy was a handout to billionaires though.

Talking about big tech billionaires specifically. Bezos, Gates, Dorsey, Cuckerberg, Cook, Buffett, the Waltons, Pichai, Mosseri, Quincey and that's before we even touch the big banks and the Tata consultancy services type companies of the world doing business in the USA and undermining the right with their far left globalist agenda....

[Millennial_Messiah]

No shit, that's why it's a terrible idea, but iirc it was something Willard Romney was peddling a few months ago.

Mitt the Twit and Mccain are two of the worst GOP senators ever, no wonder Obama had such an easy time with them, it's like the Patriots with prime Brady playing the Jets and Dolphins back in the day

[Will Hunting]

Talking about big tech billionaires specifically. Bezos, Gates, Dorsey, Cuckerberg, Cook, Buffett, the Waltons, Pichai, Mosseri, Quincey and that's before we even touch the big banks and the Tata consultancy services type companies of the world doing business in the USA and undermining the right with their far left globalist agenda....
Idk what any of that means.

What specific tax breaks have Democrats been pushing to give the people you listed? Stop speaking in generalities retard.

:lmao if you think the Waltons vote Democrat

[Millennial_Messiah]

Idk what any of that means.

What specific tax breaks have Democrats been pushing to give the people you listed? Stop speaking in generalities retard.

:lmao if you think the Waltons vote Democrat
Walmart is as woke as it gets. Just look at them and the way they do business.

I wish I could pull up that map of the state of Arkansas... guess which two counties in the state have seen the most hard-dark-blue trend over the past 20 years. Benton and Washington.

[Will Hunting]

Walmart is as woke as it gets. Just look at them and the way they do business.

I wish I could pull up that map of the state of Arkansas... guess which two counties in the state have seen the most hard-dark-blue trend over the past 20 years. Benton and Washington.
Why would I look at Walmart? I’m not poor trailer trash, I have no reason to ever shop there.

[Mark Celibate]

:lol Florida University

I just watched

https://youtu.be/DOvc9s0bhBI

Ohhh that's rough. Sounds like excited guy sitting on the next bar stool over. This would need to be local broadcast with former city legend, for me to accept.

https://i.ibb.co/rtjXjZY/Screenshot-20211229-224433-You-Tube.jpg

Is "fresh" the new buzzword

Just whitey trying to virtue signal per par etc

many local NBA broadcasts will bring on injured players to do 10 minute commentary segments for fun. I wouldn't mind having a guy like Talib on for a segment like that for comic relief in a sh!tty game but the thought of listening to his ghetto ebonics for 3+ hours would have be contemplating the Viability of Suicide tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Just whitey trying to virtue signal per par etc

many local NBA broadcasts will bring on injured players to do 10 minute commentary segments for fun. I wouldn't mind having a guy like Talib on for a segment like that for comic relief in a sh!tty game but the thought of listening to his ghetto ebonics for 3+ hours would have be contemplating the Viability of Suicide tbh
Yeah I thought Booger McFarland was bad but Talib has to be the worst. He can't even form coherent sentences and he's 35 almost 36 years old.

[Thanos]

https://twitter.com/kyle_burger/status/1476950552181415937?s=20

Tommy’s been in Florida too long.

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://twitter.com/kyle_burger/status/1476950552181415937?s=20

Tommy’s been in Florida too long.
Florida man!!!!! #HappyNewYear

[Millennial_Messiah]

Time for MFP to cement his status as the NFL's Defensive Player of the Year.

The only other candidates are TJ Watt and Myles Garrett, neither of which are going to make the playoffs. So it's Parsons's to lose.

M.F.P. :hat

[Millennial_Messiah]

Go Jets!!!

[Robz4000]

Gotta admit, Brady and the Pats look pretty vulnerable. NFC is gonna be a crapshoot.

[Robz4000]

:lmao Antonio Brown

[Robz4000]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1477735870467870728?s=20

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Ravens' protection on that last drive is a joke.

[GAustex]

Brown has a screw loose

[lefty20]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1477735870467870728?s=20

Arians kinda deserves this after not keeping his word after the fake vax card, tbh.

[Mark Celibate]

D:lolllas gonna be one and done tbh karma for unjustly firing and blackballing Red Jesus imo

McBot unable to take advantage of a depleted Arizona secondary

[Robz4000]

RIP Gallup

[spurraider21]

somehow after a shitshow season... raiders are in with a win

[MultiTroll]

The Ravens' protection on that last drive is a joke.
And the obligatory red zone false start on the previous drive where a T.D. could have iced the game.

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/CzdqbsV/6442-1.jpg

[lefty]

Trey > Crappolo?

[Mark Celibate]

Kingsbury coaching circles around McBot. Dak gonna lead a courageous moral victory comeback in garbage time per par etc

[FrostKing]

Trey > Crappolo?
Hopefully eventually but not yet

[Mark Celibate]

This game is Dak in a nutshell. He won’t take any chances whatsoever unless their back is literally against the ball. It’s all sink and dunk and safe throws. Romo on the other hand would have no fear. Give his WRs a chance in one on one situations and attempt to thread the needle. That’s why the Romo Cowboys could erase a deficit quickly. Fine when you have a lead but teams will just sit on all the curls/underneath stuff when trying to mount a comeback. If they get down early he’s pretty much useless until
he has to air it out in garbage time

[Mark Celibate]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

have to call a WR trick play for a deep pass because your QB is too scared to throw past 8 yards

[Arcadian]

:lol cowboys

[Mark Celibate]

:lol McFatFuck burning that stupid timeout and can’t challenge

[MultiTroll]

:lol McFatFuck burning that stupid timeout and can’t challenge
Bad move but the NFLs rule that you burn a challenge when correct is absolute b.s.

As long as coaches challenge is correct it should be unlimited.

[jeebus]

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https://i.redd.it/1pzxn2hrprv41.jpg

Agreed.

[Mark Celibate]

Bad move but the NFLs rule that you burn a challenge when correct is absolute b.s.

As long as coaches challenge is correct it should be unlimited.

Problem is that McLardAss was too busy thinking about where he was going for a cheeseburger after the game instead of getting the team ready when Arizona was going for it on 4th and had to burn a timeout

Also if Dallas isn't spending $40 million a year on the Black Jared Goff there defense wouldn't have even been in that situation

[Mark Celibate]

Agreed.

sons, I can't believe how far the blackballing of GOATett from getting a head coaching position has gone. Making the Kaepernick situation look like child's play tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bad move but the NFLs rule that you burn a challenge when correct is absolute b.s.

As long as coaches challenge is correct it should be unlimited.

100% Agreed.

Fuck the NFL.

Fuck 2022.

[GAustex]

That was flat out dealing

[FrostKing]

> Here are three games that should be in contention for SNF in week 18:

Las Vegas Raiders vs. Los Angeles Chargers

Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Eagles

San Francisco 49ers vs. Los Angeles Rams

[FrostKing]

Eagles currently hold the tiebreaker over 49ers even though they lost head2head

Conference record has higher precedence. Odd rule.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Eagles currently hold the tiebreaker over 49ers even though they lost head2head

Conference record has higher precedence. Odd rule.
3 way tiebreaker = conference record
2 way tiebreaker = h2h

[Millennial_Messiah]

> Here are three games that should be in contention for SNF in week 18:

Las Vegas Raiders vs. Los Angeles Chargers

Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Eagles

San Francisco 49ers vs. Los Angeles Rams

No division title games this year. It's been that way for a few years now unfortunately, because the NFL schedulers are stupid and never pit the top and second best teams in the division against each other the final week of the season. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

I could see a 2017 like scenario where there's no SNF game for competitive football reasons and instead the NFL awards NBC an extra playoff game than they normally get.

Cowboys and Eagles will stink. Dallas is locked into #4 and has zilch to play for. Eagles will have everything to play for and will maul them. Prescott won't play, neither will other injury prone starters on offense.

49ers Rams seem to be the best bet. Arizona can still win that division with a win and Rams loss. 49ers could still theoretically fall out. But it's not a division title game.

Raiders Chargers might be the best bet of all because it's win and in for both and if either team loses they're out and if it's a tie they're both out as well. But both are fighting for a wild card birth not a division title which kind of sucks.

[GAustex]

Round two
If Dallas wins round 1
Lol
The Frozen Tundra

[Millennial_Messiah]

Round two
If Dallas wins round 1
Lol
The Frozen Tundra


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cFU-3cfdvw

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/znDgQMs/CA9-FFB26-8-BAF-4340-B5-B6-CCE096354910.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/HgBGxRR/image0.jpg

Next stop Kansas City

[GAustex]

“. …Take a knee and take the #1 seed. “

[MultiTroll]

Bruce Arians explains what he says led to Antonio Brown’s departure - Sports Illustrated (https://www.si.com/nfl/2022/01/02/bruce-arians-explains-antonio-brown-interaction-exit-bucs-jets)
1477761601092538369

[Darth_Pelican]

49ers have to play a Rams team that will be going all out because a win seals the division. Garoppolo might not even play. Rams are favored by 5.5. Saints play a Falcons team with nothing to play for. Saints are favored by 4.5.

If Rams win and Saints win as Vegas expects, the Saints are in and the 49ers are out.

[jeebus]

sons, I can't believe how far the blackballing of GOATett from getting a head coaching position has gone. Making the Kaepernick situation look like child's play tbh

https://insidethestar.com/was-mccarthy-really-an-upgrade-from-garrett-cardinals-game-a-big-test/

Garrett would've willed the team to win yesterday. McFatFuck has no business being the coach of Garrett's team like this.

[Millennial_Messiah]

49ers have to play a Rams team that will be going all out because a win seals the division. Garoppolo might not even play. Rams are favored by 5.5. Saints play a Falcons team with nothing to play for. Saints are favored by 4.5.

If Rams win and Saints win as Vegas expects, the Saints are in and the 49ers are out.
Nobody who watches the games actually wants to really see the current Saints in the playoffs, though. Who is their quarterback? They have zero offense. At least with Brees and/or Winston they were exciting to watch and had a chance to win a playoff game. Nobody wants to pay big money to see Taysom Hill and/or Ian Book.

Bucs vs Saints round 6 in the first round would be fascinating, but I don't think the Saints can mathematically play the Bucs. They are locked into the Rams which is a bad mismatch.

[spurraider21]

im not sure how, but OBJ is the reason why baker is playing like shit today too

[GAustex]

Snoop on Manning Cast was good stuff

[Thanos]

:lol Sober Johnny Manziel

[lefty20]

https://imgur.com/qitxO60https://i.imgur.com/qitxO60.jpg
RIP!
https://imgur.com/qitxO60

[Arcadian]

Harris got me the fantasy win! Great night ��

[JasonGarrett]

https://insidethestar.com/was-mccarthy-really-an-upgrade-from-garrett-cardinals-game-a-big-test/

Garrett would've willed the team to win yesterday. McFatFuck has no business being the coach of Garrett's team like this.

Obviously it's a disappointing loss.....a disappointing loss....anytime you have a loss it's disappointing....but I thought they did a lot of things well.....did a lot of things well....

i think in situations like these.....it's important for me to say "we need to get back to running the football"....I think parroting that phrase like a red-headed puppet is more important than actually running it because it sounds good to management....sounds good to management....and that's important....

[lefty20]

https://i.imgur.com/IXYNu9P.jpg

Buffalo defense stat correction just won me the Fantasy Chip. LFG!

[BD24]

Obviously it's a disappointing loss.....a disappointing loss....anytime you have a loss it's disappointing....but I thought they did a lot of things well.....did a lot of things well....

i think in situations like these.....it's important for me to say "we need to get back to running the football"....I think parroting that phrase like a red-headed puppet is more important than actually running it because it sounds good to management....sounds good to management....and that's important....
Still one of the best nfl forum trolls :lol