***** Official 2021-22 Wild Card Weekend Thread *****

[Millennial_Messiah]

Saturday, Jan. 15
AFC: 4:30 p.m. (ET) No. 5 seed Las Vegas Raiders at No. 4 Cincinnati Bengals (NBC, Peacock, Universo)


AFC: 8:15 p.m. (ET) No. 6 New England Patriots at No. 3 Buffalo Bills (CBS, Paramount+)



Sunday, Jan. 16



NFC: 1:00 p.m. (ET) No. 7 Philadelphia Eagles at No. 2 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (FOX, FOX Deportes)

NFC: 4:30 p.m. (ET) No. 6 San Francisco 49ers at No. 3 Dallas Cowboys (CBS, Paramount+, Nickelodeon, Amazon Prime Video)

AFC: 8:15 p.m. (ET) No. 7 Pittsburgh Steelers at No. 2 Kansas City Chiefs (NBC, Peacock, Telemundo)



Monday, Jan. 17


NFC: 8:15 p.m. (ET) No. 5 Arizona Cardinals at No. 4 Los Angeles Rams (ESPN/ABC, ESPN2, ESPN+, ESPN Deportes)




The NFC's top-seeded Green Bay Packers and the AFC's No. 1 seed, the Tennessee Titans, are on bye.

[Millennial_Messiah]

i'd be very surprised if new england beats the raiders because it would require that they meet in the AFC championship game :lol

though as raiders are the 5 seed, we could theoretically host the championship game if one of the patriots/steelers gets there as well

raiders @ bengals
patriots @ bills
steelers @ chiefs

if the raiders upset the bengals, most likely scenario (chiefs beat steelers, bill beat pats) is we get to play the titans round 2 and duck mahomes/allen for at least one more round


I think the Patriots should be favored over Buffalo. Especially @ Buffalo . Will Hunting

[Will Hunting]

I think the Patriots should be favored over Buffalo. Especially @ Buffalo . Will Hunting (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17032)
IMO the Patriots had a 6 game winning streak that led to a lot of undeserved hype but they're still by and large a pretty mediocre team.

[FrostKing]

49ers over Cowboys in a classic

Then off to Lambeau for another late finish

[DAF86]

Bengals over Raiders
Bills over Pats
Chiefs over Steelers

Bucs over Eagles
Niners over Cowboys
Rams over Cardinals

[DeadlyDynasty]

Chiefs 31, Steelers 15
Bills 24, Patriots 21
Raiders 30, Bengals 27 (OT)

Buccaneers 45, Eagles 9
Cowboys 23, 49ers 21
Rams 30, Cardinals 22

[Robz4000]

Chiefs over Steelers
Bengals over Raiders (assuming Burrow and Mixon are healthy)
Bills over Pats

Niners over Cowboys
Bucs over Eagles
Rams over Cards

[Mark Celibate]

Chiefs over Steelers
Raiders over Bengals
Pats over Bills

Bucs over Eagles
49ers over Cowcucks
Rams over Cardinals

feeling like a lot of road teams will win this week tbh

[Mark Celibate]

the Dallas game is the most obvious upset tbh. You have a hot team playing a bunch of frontrunners "led" by the Black Jared Goff who gets the deer in the headlights look whenever he faces a good defense. I already know that the 9ers will win like 24-21. Dallas will be shutdown for 3 quarters before Garbage Time Joe Montana leads a heroic comeback against prevent defense bringing the team within 3 for another moral victory loss.

mainstream media/sub 80 IQ Cowboy fans (which is 90% of the fanbase) still falls for his pre-game spearchucking, chest beating antics calling him a "leader" when he runs up the score against terrible teams while pointing the finger elsewhere whenever he predictably sh!ts the bed in big games

[Millennial_Messiah]

Chiefs crush Steelers at home
Raiders win at Cincinnati
Patriots beat little brother Bills again

Eagles stun Tompa Bay on the road
Cowboys beat 49ers at home
Rams hold off Arizona at home

[SpursforSix]

the Dallas game is the most obvious upset tbh. You have a hot team playing a bunch of frontrunners "led" by the Black Jared Goff who gets the deer in the headlights look whenever he faces a good defense. I already know that the 9ers will win like 24-21. Dallas will be shutdown for 3 quarters before Garbage Time Joe Montana leads a heroic comeback against prevent defense bringing the team within 3 for another moral victory loss.

mainstream media/sub 80 IQ Cowboy fans (which is 90% of the fanbase) still falls for his pre-game spearchucking, chest beating antics calling him a "leader" when he runs up the score against terrible teams while pointing the finger elsewhere whenever he predictably sh!ts the bed in big games

Yep. Arizona was for sure the better matchup.

I don't think the Cowboy defense can handle what SF will bring. Great running game, good to great WR, not to mention Kittle.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yep. Arizona was for sure the better matchup.

I don't think the Cowboy defense can handle what SF will bring. Great running game, good to great WR, not to mention Kittle.

Dallas does well against bad QBs. The D-line and Parsons will feast on that inaccurate pocket statue.

Murray is a nightmare matchup. Dallas has always struggled against run first QBs.

[SpursforSix]

Dallas does well against bad QBs. The D-line and Parsons will feast on that inaccurate pocket statue.

Murray is a nightmare matchup. Dallas has always struggled against run first QBs.

That's not absolute. Dallas lost to Bridgewater and Carr. Jimmy G is as capable as those two PLUS he's under a way better coach that knows how to use all of his offensive players.
Samuels, Aiyuk, and Kittle are no joke. And Jennings looks to be damn good as well. And a very good running game.

I'd say it's the most complete offensive team they've seen in a while.

[Millennial_Messiah]

That's not absolute. Dallas lost to Bridgewater and Carr. Jimmy G is as capable as those two PLUS he's under a way better coach that knows how to use all of his offensive players.
Samuels, Aiyuk, and Kittle are no joke. And Jennings looks to be damn good as well. And a very good running game.

I'd say it's the most complete offensive team they've seen in a while.

Carr is in the Stafford tier... one tier above the Garoppolo's. Bridgewater, yeah I agree, but that game was a real fluke... if you watched the game, that was an exemplary "any given Sunday" game... the better team did not win, the extremely lucky team did. 0/3 on 4th and short in the first quarter, punt blocked forward recovered by the kicking team... lolwut. That game almost shouldn't count.

Samuel and Kittle are elite and guys like Aiyuk and Juszczyk are versatile and nice to have, but the offense is far from complete and far from the well oiled machine they were in 2019. Their run game is RBBC, featuring no stars and a decent amount of trick plays... we need to be on the look out for that, but their interior run game has also been hit-or-miss this season. The defensive secondary for the 49ers is atrocious and has been so since the Shermanator got hurt and declined. Their base front 7 is pretty good especially against the run, so I wouldn't run it too much. The ticket to the next round will be to air it out and don't rely on checkdowns and screens except when to confuse their pass rushers.

[SpursforSix]

Carr is in the Stafford tier... one tier above the Garoppolo's. Bridgewater, yeah I agree, but that game was a real fluke... if you watched the game, that was an exemplary "any given Sunday" game... the better team did not win, the extremely lucky team did. 0/3 on 4th and short in the first quarter, punt blocked forward recovered by the kicking team... lolwut. That game almost shouldn't count.

Samuel and Kittle are elite and guys like Aiyuk and Juszczyk are versatile and nice to have, but the offense is far from complete and far from the well oiled machine they were in 2019. Their run game is RBBC, featuring no stars and a decent amount of trick plays... we need to be on the look out for that, but their interior run game has also been hit-or-miss this season. The defensive secondary for the 49ers is atrocious and has been so since the Shermanator got hurt and declined. Their base front 7 is pretty good especially against the run, so I wouldn't run it too much. The ticket to the next round will be to air it out and don't rely on checkdowns and screens except when to confuse their pass rushers.

Who cares if their running game is RBBC? It's based on scheme and not having to rely on one player to make it work. And when it doesn't work, they have enough receiving talent to switch gears. I have no faith in the Cowboys secondary to be able to handle Samuel, Kittle, and whoever is third. Aiyuk is good and I'd never really heard of Jennings until I watched the last game. But he looks legit enough to be another threat. Made some great catches and looks to be good after the catch. Other than Tampa Bay, I don't see any other team on the Cowboy's schedule that had that kind of starting depth.

I agree Cowboys will have to air it out but I think SF can do the same to the CB. Plus they have a better run game. If San Fran gets any kind of lead, this game is over.

[spurraider21]

the Dallas game is the most obvious upset tbh. You have a hot team playing a bunch of frontrunners "led" by the Black Jared Goff who gets the deer in the headlights look whenever he faces a good defense. I already know that the 9ers will win like 24-21. Dallas will be shutdown for 3 quarters before Garbage Time Joe Montana leads a heroic comeback against prevent defense bringing the team within 3 for another moral victory loss.

mainstream media/sub 80 IQ Cowboy fans (which is 90% of the fanbase) still falls for his pre-game spearchucking, chest beating antics calling him a "leader" when he runs up the score against terrible teams while pointing the finger elsewhere whenever he predictably sh!ts the bed in big games
:lol still unable to accept that you have a good black qb

[spurraider21]

AFC

Bills over Patriots - the pats beat them once in a game where they got away with only having 3 pass attempts. while it will be cold and possibly snow, we're not going to have those insane winds again. the bills were able to put up points in the last game. i just dont see Mac Jones being able to keep pace and guide the offense to 24+ points that they'll probably need.

Chiefs over Steelers - nothing really needs to be said. i'm just crossing my fingers and hoping Big Ben has one last vintage game in him to knock mahomes out

Raiders over Bengals - purely a homer special. the bengals beat the raiders in vegas this year, though the final score was deceiving. that was a 10-6 game at halftime, and was 16-13 midway through the 4th. bengals piled on late and the final score was lopsided. cincinnati will be cold with about a 50% chance of snow, but honestly i'm not so sure thats beneficial to the bengals. bengals pass protection has been shaky all year (burrow has taken 51 sacks), and i dont think Maxx Crosby will come up empty again like he did in their last matchup.


NFC

Bucs over Eagles - not much to be said. Hurts has moderately surprised me with his play this year, but this is playoff brady at home

Rams over Cardinals - Stafford has been a lot shakier in the 2nd half of the season, but the Cardinals have been in free fall. the rams just have more talent all over the field, and they're at home

Niners over Cowboys - this is the most interesting matchup of the week, and probably the pick i'm least confident in. Shanahan's offense has been ruthlessly efficient, and their bad games (tennessee) have come when Jimmy G just flat out misses too many throws, which is obviously a possibility here. the problem is they typically draw up the offense where he's constantly hitting YAC monsters over the middle of the field on easy completions. i just think the Niners defense will keep the score from ballooning, and as long as it remains a close game, the niners offense can continue being creative.

[Mark Celibate]

:lol still unable to accept that you have a good black qb

:lol I never said Dak wasn’t a good qb. He’s above average somewhere in the 10-12 range.

[Will Hunting]

Hi Mark

[Mark Celibate]

Hi Will, are you still bullying dark-skinned males beneath the rectangular area under the rim..?

[Blake]

Cardinals did all that early season work just to end up on the road in the wild card spot. Smh.

[BD24]

Looking forward to Andy’s multiple pages meltdown afternoon the 49ers beat the boys tbh. Although the packers beating the cowboys would be more sweet….and lead to a far larger meltdown

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cardinals did all that early season work just to end up on the road in the wild card spot. Smh.

They're like 8-1 on the road and 3-5 at home tbh. They're better off that way.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Looking forward to Andy’s multiple pages meltdown afternoon the 49ers beat the boys tbh. Although the packers beating the cowboys would be more sweet….and lead to a far larger meltdown
First scenario wouldn't be a multiple pages meltdown, just a few annoyance posts in the game thread and probably a new Cowboys thread for 2022...

Second scenario would be the end of me tbh, you're pretty spot on with that... but there's no scenario in which GB meets the Cowboys in the second round.

[FrostKing]

Cowboys defense #31 in YAC allowed

[Mark Celibate]

Cowboys defense #31 in YAC allowed

also Dallas is 6-0 vs the NFC East this season averaging 40 ppg....but 6-5 vs everyone else averaging only 22 YPG. Yet another piece of endless evidence supporting the notion that Dak is a frontrunner and only the most mentally challenged fans still think he's an elite quarterback. I assume it's mostly Mexican American fans obsessed with his machismo attitude tbh

[Neo.]

sheesh the way you guys talk about the cowboys you would think they were 4-13 or something

[DeadlyDynasty]

Chiefs 31, Steelers 15
Bills 24, Patriots 21
Raiders 30, Bengals 27 (OT)

Buccaneers 45, Eagles 9
Cowboys 23, 49ers 21
Rams 30, Cardinals 22
Let’s see everyone’s playoff predictions while we’re at it, my preseason pick was Bills-Rams:

Divisional round:

Raiders 23, Titans 17
Bills 34, Chiefs 24
Packers 27, Rams 20
Cowboys 28, Buccaneers 27

Championship games:

Bills 38, Raiders 19
Packers 34, Cowboys 28

Superbowl:

Bills 31, Packers 29

[Millennial_Messiah]

Wild Card Round:

-Raiders 31, Bengals 24
-Patriots 20, Bills 17

-Eagles 27, Bucs 23
-49ers 19, Cowboys 30
-Steelers 14, Chiefs 38

-Arizona 30, Rams 31


Divisional Round:

-Patriots 27, Titans 20
-Raiders 17, Chiefs 41

-Eagles 33, Packers 30
-Rams 20, Cowboys 30


Championship Round:

-Patriots 28, Chiefs 27
-Eagles 27, Cowboys 24


Super Bowl:

-Eagles 20, Patriots 24

[Will Hunting]

also Dallas is 6-0 vs the NFC East this season averaging 40 ppg....but 6-5 vs everyone else averaging only 22 YPG. Yet another piece of endless evidence supporting the notion that Dak is a frontrunner and only the most mentally challenged fans still think he's an elite quarterback. I assume it's mostly Mexican American fans obsessed with his machismo attitude tbh
:lmao

[FrostKing]

Scheming how I can fit 4 consecutive hours in front of TV on Sunday

[Millennial_Messiah]

Derek Carr proves he's better than Joe Burrow today.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Scheming how I can fit 4 consecutive hours in front of TV on Sunday
I’m positively giddy for that Cowboys-49ers game. Most exciting matchup of the weekend

[Millennial_Messiah]

I’m positively giddy for that Cowboys-49ers game. Most exciting matchup of the weekend
Eagles-Bucs will be more exciting. 49ers-Cowboys will be a blowout in favor of the home team. The 49ers are massively overrated.

[Robz4000]

Eagles-Bucs will be more exciting. 49ers-Cowboys will be a blowout in favor of the home team. The 49ers are massively overrated.

:lol gonna be rough for you tomorrow

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/p2Wjkpx/Screenshot-20220115-133332-Samsung-Internet.jpg

Big mistake throwing a white-out at Home and allowing us to wear RED

[FrostKing]

Eagles-Bucs will be more exciting. 49ers-Cowboys will be a blowout in favor of the home team. The 49ers are massively overrated.
49ers up comfortably, Dak leads comeback but falls short

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/mcQGsrt/unknown.jpg

[FrostKing]

I’m positively giddy for that Cowboys-49ers game. Most exciting matchup of the weekend
Yes brother. I think both teams have strength vs weakness to exploit. I expect alot of big plays.

Convinced the chicka to sports bar with me for a bit before going out for the day. Thinking Young jersey and save Willis for Packers game.

[Millennial_Messiah]

49ers up comfortably, Dak leads comeback but falls short

Cowboys are going to be up comfortably. It'll be on Jimmy G to lead them back with his arm. We'll see how that goes.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol gonna be rough for you tomorrow

Going to be rough for that bad 49ers QB and secondary, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Jungle Bungles are gonna choke.

Carr >>> Burrow

[MultiTroll]

Carr with most fumbles and fumbles lost since 2014.
Wow.

Good call Andy.

[FrostKing]

Cowboys are going to be up comfortably. It'll be on Jimmy G to lead them back with his arm. We'll see how that goes.
You'll have to slow down our Rushing attack

Without double checking, confident team with most rushing yards has won all our playoff matchups

[Millennial_Messiah]

You'll have to slow down our Rushing attack

We're not a soft defense up the middle like the Rams. As great as Aaron Donald is against the pass he's boom or bust against the run and the Rams don't have the LBs to stop the run. They don't have a Micah Parsons. We do. We will get up early and you'll be forced to throw the ball. We're not the kind of team that would blow a 17-0 lead like the Rams.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Joe Biden not even the most popular "Joe B." in Cincinnati. Republican district confirmed.

[Neo.]

how do the raiders manage to annually be the worst IQ team in football for basically 20 consecutive years?

[Neo.]

Joe Biden not even the most popular "Joe B." in Cincinnati. Republican district confirmed.

why do you always have to andy up every thread with some chad lies or political BS?

[Millennial_Messiah]

how do the raiders manage to annually be the worst IQ team in football for basically 20 consecutive years?

Desean Jackson is a career low IQ player

[Millennial_Messiah]

Great late half response by Carr there. :tu

[Millennial_Messiah]

Derek Carr with the drive of his life upcoming. We'll see what he's made of. Jimmy G just did the same thing with even less time and no timeouts.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Also if the Raiders get a TD here I hope they go for two, I smell dinner.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Meh. Boring anticlamactic ending.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Carr had Waller open twice in three downs and he refused to throw him the ball. The Raiders need to throw Carr Crash in the trash forever and go out and get Rodgers and Adams and let Rodgers pick his own coach.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Oh well....

Go Patriots

Curbstomp those Bufalo pretenders and Trash Allen :toast show that shitty New York shithole city that they'll always be Boston's little brothers.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Carr really threw to a double covered receiver at the 1 yard line on 4th and goal. Wow!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Carr really threw to a double covered receiver at the 1 yard line on 4th and goal. Wow!

I don't get why he didn't throw to wide open Waller at the 2 yard line on 2nd and 10?? They had PLENTY of time and it would have either been Waller trucking his way in for the touchdown, or 3rd and goal from the 1 yard line. They could have they run or passed. Also, the spike was awful. Plenty of time... they didn't need to spike. Fake spike would have been a nice try, but spike? Terrible coaching, terrible execution, undisciplined team. They need to part ways with Carr ASAP, sell out to trade for Aaron Rodgers, sign Davante Adams, and let Rodgers choose his own coach for the remaining 3-5 years of his career.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bill Belichick vs. Sean McDumbass is like prime Shaq in the post against Earl Boykins, tbh.

[Mark Celibate]

If I'm the Cowcucks, I'm offering Carr for Garbage Time Joe Montana straight up tbh

[Thanos]

DeadlyDynasty (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15365) you ready to unleash 3 decades of frustration out on Mac Jones? :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

If I'm the Cowcucks, I'm offering Carr for Garbage Time Joe Montana straight up tbh

I know you're trying to jinx, but it's a dumb schtick. Prescott >>>> Carr Crash and it isn't close.

[Neo.]

Carr really threw to a double covered receiver at the 1 yard line on 4th and goal. Wow!

no raider fan would say wow to this

we would have said wow if he actually scored a td in the redzone

[Thanos]

If Judon & Dugger are gonna be cheeks, then this will be ugly before halftime.

[FrostKing]

Ideal way to lose. Don't even have to tune into Halftime.

[DeadlyDynasty]

DeadlyDynasty (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15365) you ready to unleash 3 decades of frustration out on Mac Jones? :lol
brah I'm 7 hours ahead so the game started at 3:15am my time and I'm just waking up now. Holy shit where has this team been all year?

Oh well....

Go Patriots

Curbstomp those Bufalo pretenders and Trash Allen :toast show that shitty New York shithole city that they'll always be Boston's little brothers.
:lmao

[Bynumite]

https://yt3.ggpht.com/2Vg0M2rMprNwaq-4Z1h5ypoXTsE3a6t8Z6pzxNFTgX3xS947-SmYOYTcADUOBcPlujmK5ny6f_oJlQ=s480-nd-v1-rwa :lol

[Robz4000]

:lol this rape

[Robz4000]

Oh well....

Go Patriots

Curbstomp those Bufalo pretenders and Trash Allen :toast show that shitty New York shithole city that they'll always be Boston's little brothers.


Bill Belichick vs. Sean McDumbass is like prime Shaq in the post against Earl Boykins, tbh.

:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Trash Allen with more TD passes than incompletions:lol

[FrostKing]

Bills @ Chiefs

[lefty20]

That must've been a cathartic experience for Bills fans.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Congrats to Buffalo fans. Belicheat got exposed, I guess. No real defensive mastermind gives up 47 points. Looks like an ass whooping just happened in the freezing cold.

I missed most of the game due to dinner and watching the great speech and presentation going on in Arizona. Looks like I didn't miss much.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bills @ Chiefs

Buffalo won that matchup early in the season, but the Chiefs were at their rock bottom and suffering from the SB hangover at that point. KC is far superior now and I expect them to win by double digits.

[Bynumite]

https://i.imgur.com/bhX5jIm.png

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://i.imgur.com/bhX5jIm.png

And if they lose today? Then what?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Refs already with the bogus "Roughing the Brady" favoritism crap.... opening drive of the game. Bogus call, on 3rd and long no less.

[Mark Celibate]

tbh Jalen Hurts reminds me a lot of Dak Prescott. Simple-minded chimp brained who spends more time picking out fancy suits and reading f@ggy Dale Carnegie self-help books then understanding modern NFL playbooks. :lol Yet the retarded fans lap up their "winner's" attitude, despite the fact that their monkey brains consistently fall apart against good defenses imo

[DeadlyDynasty]

If the Eagles get another 8 points I’m gonna kill somebody

[DeadlyDynasty]

Favorites are 3-0 H2H and ATS so far, don’t expect that to change in the Chiefs game either.

[Mark Celibate]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Robz4000]

Bruh, that was the easiest drive the Niners have had all season.

[Thanos]

Just bullied em all the way down the field :lol

[jeebus]

Niners gonna make the Cuckboys pay for turning their back on Garrett.

[Mark Celibate]

Dallas needs to completely rebuild on offense, but if they are set with the Black Jared Goff then the only decent option is to go after Jim Harbaugh. Only coach available that has been proven to have success with subpar game manager quarterbacks

[FrostKing]

Jimmy is horny. Gonna sneak it in cowgirl. No lube.

[Borosai]

Oh well....

Go Patriots

Curbstomp those Bufalo pretenders and Trash Allen :toast show that shitty New York shithole city that they'll always be Boston's little brothers.

Stop it.

https://i.ibb.co/BB4SDhn/perfect-fit.jpg

[Mark Celibate]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/914RI1xeXaL._AC_SL1500_.jpg

https://cdn.hswstatic.com/gif/everyday-myths-time.jpg

https://res.cloudinary.com/nflleague/image/private/t_new_photo_album/league/etqlk298r2nbk8hzd2ul.jpg

[jeebus]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Robz4000]

:lmao

[Mark Celibate]

spurraider21 nowhere to be found per par etc

[Mark Celibate]

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[Robz4000]

:lmao Crappolo

[Mark Celibate]

sons, if San Fran can get to 10 points before the end of the third quarter they have this in the bag

[jeebus]

sons, if San Fran can get to 10 points before the end of the third quarter they have this in the bag

Diggity done.

[lefty]

Good kick

[leemajors]

if 9ers get to hold all day and Parsons is out, that's game

[Robz4000]

:wow Gould

[jeebus]

Elliott in peak form today

[Mark Celibate]

Chimp brain gonna do chimp things tbh gets rattled and immediately looks for the checkdown imo

[jeebus]

:lmao

[Mark Celibate]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

always having to resort to gimmick plays by Wilson for big yards because the actual quarterback cant complete a deep pass

[Robz4000]

:lmao

[jeebus]

McLardy and his lackeys are thoroughly outcoached. If Godrett doesn't come in from the rafters to take over soon, this will be a blowout.

[Mark Celibate]

Considering Moore doesn't have a franchise quarterback to work with, I've been impressed with his ability to get creative with Wilson whenever the team needs 15 or more yards IMO

[jeebus]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

: l m a o

[Raven]

And if they lose today? Then what?
i admit. rooting for tampa and the niners this offseason. still great season for us, i expected a full tanking season, reaching the play offs was baffling to me

[Raven]

tbh Jalen Hurts reminds me a lot of Dak Prescott. Simple-minded chimp brained who spends more time picking out fancy suits and reading f@ggy Dale Carnegie self-help books then understanding modern NFL playbooks. :lol Yet the retarded fans lap up their "winner's" attitude, despite the fact that their monkey brains consistently fall apart against good defenses imo

if he he read carnegie, he'd know not to chimp and play solid instead.

[Trainwreck2100]

Dak or Trubisky for NVP?

[FrostKing]

13-0

Dallas very fortunate

[Robz4000]

Should be 17-0 tbh.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

Just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at my cocktail party because of the Cowboys performance today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel.This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

https://www.si.com/.image/t_share/MTY4MTg5NDQxMDM3MzEzOTQ5/tony-romo-dallas-cowboys-attend-duke-basketball-game.jpg

[lefty]

CUE THE COMEBACK

[Robz4000]

Welp

[lefty]

gg

[jeebus]

CUE THE COMEBACK

:cry lefty stop

[FrostKing]

I would have gone for that 4th & 1

Fast 1st Half. 1 hour.

[lefty]

:cry lefty stop

CONGRATS BRO
Will be rooting for you the rest of the way

[Robz4000]

Can't keep settling for FGs.

[FrostKing]

Can't keep settling for FGs.
OK if they are 50 yarders

[Robz4000]

OK if they are 50 yarders

Great that Gould is hitting from that distance, but the Dallas offense is starting to find a rhythm.

[Mark Celibate]

:monkey

[Mark Celibate]

Zeke is washed up, but still elite at picking up blitzers

[leemajors]

Damn that looked painful for Bosa

[Robz4000]

Welp, if Bosa is out Dallas wins tbh.

[Mark Celibate]

Third and 19 need to dial up a trick play for Wilson or run the hook and lateral. Can't reasonably expect Dak to convert this tbh imho

[Thanos]

Good too see that CeeDee Lamb is honoring his Chokelahoma roots today.

[Mark Celibate]

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[Mark Celibate]

:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Thanos]

Jerry building a stadium to look cool on TV and is terrible for playing football is peak Jerry :lol

[Mark Celibate]

both these teams suck a$$ tbh. game is boring as shit

[Mark Celibate]

rofl this is like the Wade Phillips Cowboys, undisciplined and repetitive penalties

[MultiTroll]

Obvious defensive holding on Diggs not called.

[Robz4000]

both these teams suck a$$ tbh. game is boring as shit

Neither team is advancing past this game tbh.

[Mark Celibate]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[jeebus]

https://i.imgur.com/VBXOL09.jpg

[Robz4000]

There's the Dak fuckup!

[jeebus]

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[Mark Celibate]

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[Robz4000]

Deebo!!!!

[FrostKing]

Neither team is advancing past this game tbh.
IF Bosa returns

Short weak hurts but we own Rodgers

[Robz4000]

IF Bosa returns

Short weak hurts but we own Rodgers


Nah, Rodgers is gonna obliterate the Niners' paltry secondary if they get there. It'd be something like 42-14.

[Spurs Homer]

Dak is garbage

[Mark Celibate]

rofl Dak is so bad there was literally no receiver in the picture

[SpursforSix]

Chiefs crush Steelers at home
Raiders win at Cincinnati
Patriots beat little brother Bills again

Eagles stun Tompa Bay on the road
Cowboys beat 49ers at home
Rams hold off Arizona at home

😂

You’re about to be 0-4.
This Cowboy game is going just like most thought it would go.

[Robz4000]

Millennial_Messiah

[Thanos]

:lmao this has to be a top 5 most cowardly punt ever.

[jeebus]

https://i.imgur.com/wDUpItp.jpg

[Mark Celibate]

Nah, Rodgers is gonna obliterate the Niners' paltry secondary if they get there. It'd be something like 42-14.

I dont see them beating GB but I think they will keep it within 10 or so if they can run it like they are today tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Millennial_Messiah (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=50493)

you better beat the Green Gay Fudge Packers for me next week.

[Robz4000]

:lmao this has to be a top 5 most cowardly punt ever.


Eh, game is over if they don't get it there. A Crappolo fuck-up still gets them back in it.

[leemajors]

Dak really showed up ready to play.

[SpursforSix]



You’re about to be 0-4.
This Cowboy game is going just like most thought it would go.


Millennial_Messiah (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=50493)

he won’t address this. Or he’ll come up with an excuse for every game

[SpursforSix]



You’re about to be 0-4.
This Cowboy game is going just like most thought it would go.


Millennial_Messiah (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=50493)


Dak really showed up ready to play.

I really hope something is wrong with him but I think he’s got the yips.

[jeebus]

The Wop fucked that up.

[Robz4000]

:lol of course he overthrows him

[Fat Brandon Bass]

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[Thanos]

:lmao Jimmy’s gonna cry in his gabbagool tonight if that overthrow leads to a Cowboys comeback.

[Mark Celibate]

fml I thought Dak was hurt

[Mark Celibate]

also what is it with Lard A$$ Cowboy coaches and penalties, first Wade Phillips now McFatty

[Mark Celibate]

and right on cue, Dak's first good throw of the night comes right on the verge of garbage time :lol

[jeebus]

Out come the shit trick plays. What's next, trotting out Dez Bryant?

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol trusting your punter on a 4th & 5 throw more than Dak

[Mark Celibate]

:lol having to report to gimmicky backwoods high school bullshit because your QB is garbage

[jeebus]

Might as well bring Anger back out there to run the offense

[Fat Brandon Bass]

Use the timeout you fat fuck!!!

[SpursforSix]

Holy shit. I haven’t seen a delay of game call on 0 all year. They always give the offense an extra beat

[Mark Celibate]

Might as well bring Anger back out there to run the offense

Need to sign GOATett to a 10 minute HC/QB contract position to lead this team back like that Thanksgiving game back in the 90's

[Raven]

romo cringing hard

[SpursforSix]

Lots of posts with no MM. is it possible he pulled the trigger?

[SpursforSix]

Lots of posts with no MM. is it possible he pulled the trigger?

Nm…he’s probably just having sex with hot chicks and counting his money.

[jeebus]

Good good, give the Cuckboys hope only for them to choke at the end of the game.

[Mark Celibate]

still won't mean anything imo

[Robz4000]

:lmao fuck Crappolo

[jeebus]

Need to sign GOATett to a 10 minute HC/QB contract position to lead this team back like that Thanksgiving game back in the 90's

Goodell would nix that for football reasons. You'd might as well just hand them the trophy if that were to happen

[MultiTroll]

Crappalo fails to game manage.

[Robz4000]

Now Fred Warner tore his ACL. If the Cowcucks don't win it from here its a massive choke on their part.

[Thanos]

:lmao another 4th quarter collapse by Shanahan

[lefty]

wow lol

[jeebus]

Niners literally begging the Fagboys to win this game, and _allas want none of it :lmao

[Mark Celibate]

Geez, neither team wants to win

[lefty]

:lol

[Robz4000]

Battle of the Mediocre. Whoever chokes on a dick last wins.

[Mark Celibate]

:lol random girl in the crowd crying

[lefty]

Crying

[Thanos]

Only the Cowboys could blow it against a Shanahan meltdown :lmao

[lefty]

Most NFL games : dumb vs dumber

[Mark Celibate]

Cuckboys gonna be drawn offside guaranteed

[Robz4000]

Go for it here.

[Robz4000]

Pussies.

[Mark Celibate]

Smart call by Shanahan, let Dak choke the game away

[lefty]

interesting strategy Bill

[Thanos]

Never mind, this is the most cowardly punt I’ve ever seen :lol

[jeebus]

The perfect scenario for the Cowboys. Drive it back, get on the verge of a touch down....but Wak throws an interception or Elliott fumbles or a dropped pass...

[Mark Celibate]

even though they'll still win, holy hell what a meltdown by SF

[Robz4000]

Leave both Crappolo and Shanahan in Dallas after this.

[lefty]

Of course

[jeebus]

"Who betrayed Anne Frank"....lefty gets real quiet.

[lefty]

"Who betrayed Anne Frank"....lefty gets real quiet.

GO COWBOOOOOOOYYYYYYS

[lefty]

Heroic comeback by America’s team

Cowboys have this

[Thanos]

CeeDee Lamb bringing his rich Chokelahoma tradition to the game

[Mark Celibate]

4th and 11, time to dial up a trick play to Wilson

[jeebus]

:lmao

[Mark Celibate]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao

[lefty]

:lmao

[jeebus]

:lmao


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao


:lmao

:lmao

[Mark Celibate]

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[jeebus]

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[lefty]

:lol

[Robz4000]

:lol dem Boyz

[MultiTroll]

Pathetic job of adjusting to ball by #1 Cowgirl WR.

Good hurl by Dak under pressure.

[Mark Celibate]

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[Thanos]

:lmao relying on a guy who has smoked himself retarded.

[Mark Celibate]

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[jeebus]

:lmao ballgame

[Darth_Pelican]

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[lefty]

Trolling the fans :lol

[FrostKing]

Classic

Game lived up to the hype

[FrostKing]

Deebo dragging #7

[Mark Celibate]

:lol still unable to accept that you have a good black qb

:lol retarded take as usual

[jeebus]

fucking go for it

[lefty]

:lmao this🤔 game

[Robz4000]

:lol Crappolo finding a way

[jeebus]

a pick six would be hilarious right here

[lefty]

Cowboys can’t lose 💪🏿 💯

[lefty]

https://twitter.com/joelwoodinthe99/status/1482878996547317760

[Robz4000]

:lmao Shanahan

[jeebus]

:lmao !

[lefty20]

Lmfao

[Robz4000]

:lmao Dak

[jeebus]

"That's the end of the game" LMAO ending it on a QB sneak

[lefty]

:rollin

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao :lmao :lmao A QB draw with 14 seconds left

[baseline bum]

Holy fuck what an idiotic playcall

[lefty]

Dak outchoking Romo at the end of a big game

[jeebus]

That was a fantastic ending. One of the all time greats. Garrett has been REDEEMED.

[Raven]

omg wtf

[Robz4000]

How bout dem Boyz?!?!?!

[Thanos]

Just a masterclass in coaching incompetence :lol

[lefty]

This Cowboy fan is upset

https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/1482880340133761028

[Raven]

i don't even know what to think .. what a playcall..

[MultiTroll]

If Cowboys get the F out of the way and hand the ref the ball could they have gotten one more play?

[BD24]

:lol

[pgardn]

One of the most tedious, stupidly played games I have ever seen.
both teams should be eliminated due to incompetence.

[Robz4000]

If Cowboys get the F out of the way and hand the ref the ball could they have gotten one more play?

Maybe, but the QB draw with 14 seconds left was as bad a playcall as it gets.

[jeebus]

If Cowboys get the F out of the way and hand the ref the ball could they have gotten one more play?

If Wack went down after 10 yards instead of 14, handed it to the ref, then spiked it, they'd probably have about 3 seconds left. ish.

[Robz4000]

One of the most tedious, stupidly played games I have ever seen.
both teams should be eliminated due to incompetence.

Honestly, Niners played pretty well outside Crappolo and some cowardly playcalling down the stretch by Shanahan.

[lefty]

This Cowboy fan is upset

https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/1482880340133761028

https://twitter.com/shannonsharpe/status/1482880242968514562

[pgardn]

Dak.

Keep running another 10 yards just to make sure you cannot possibly spike the ball...
Get the fuk down.
Yardage means almost nil at this point in the game, if the coach decides to do something this stupid without telling you to get the fk down...
Eliminated thank god...