BREAKING: Biden Resigns, Kamala Harris to be sworn in as 47th President on Tuesday

[Millennial_Messiah]

CNN Breaking News


(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ):wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow

[Spurminator]

ducks and hater definitely fell for this.

Snakeboy will pretend to fall for it to please hater.

TSA and Qhris posted it to 6 other forums despite knowing it was fake.

boutons is going to quote reply the OP and say it's fake.

DMC is going to reply to this post and observe that I logged out of Adam Lambert.

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ducks and hater definitely fell for this.

Snakeboy will pretend to fall for it to please hater.

TSA and Qhris posted it to 6 other forums despite knowing it was fake.

boutons is going to quote reply the OP and say it's fake.

DMC is going to reply to this post and observe that I logged out of Adam Lambert.

What about me, Spurm?

[hater]

That would be terrible.

Kagala cant manage a 711 succesfully


Thanks god this is a bad april fool tbqh

Cheers :tu

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That would be terrible.

Kagala cant manage a 711 succesfully


Thanks god this is a bad april fool tbqh

Cheers :tu

I'd still celebrate like Billy-be-jiggered.

[SpursforSix]

I'd still celebrate like Billy-be-jiggered.

You wouldn't. You'd be throwing your diaper at your B&W at the thought of Harris taking over.

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You wouldn't. You'd be throwing your diaper at your B&W at the thought of Harris taking over.

Sure, later, but sooner I'd be happier than a clam. I'd cross the Harris bridge further down the road. But to see that bastard have to walk away. My left nut, SfS, that is what I'd give up to get 'er done.

[hater]

Sure, later, but sooner I'd be happier than a clam. I'd cross the Harris bridge further down the road. But to see that bastard have to walk away. My left nut, SfS, that is what I'd give up to get 'er done.

I doubt Joe will finish his term

So we are doomed sooner or later

[Millennial_Messiah]

Sure, later, but sooner I'd be happier than a clam. I'd cross the Harris bridge further down the road. But to see that bastard have to walk away. My left nut, SfS, that is what I'd give up to get 'er done.
Kamala will always be polling around 10% worse than Joe, so she'd surely lose re-election in a landslide, maybe not 1984 but a landslide nonetheless. We're talking, Colorado, NH and Virginia going back to the GOP (lean to tilt) especially if the GOP nominee isn't Trump. Minnesota and New Mexico flip to lean red. TX/FL/NC go safe red. MI/WI/PA go likely red. Illinois barely goes blue. Etc. New Jersey is on the table.

[CosmicCowboy]

another April 1 non-funny.

[hater]

Right on cue :lmao

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1509500273227665414?s=19

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Kamala will always be polling around 10% worse than Joe, so she'd surely lose re-election in a landslide, maybe not 1984 but a landslide nonetheless. We're talking, Colorado, NH and Virginia going back to the GOP (lean to tilt) especially if the GOP nominee isn't Trump. Minnesota and New Mexico flip to lean red. TX/FL/NC go safe red. MI/WI/PA go likely red. Illinois barely goes blue. Etc. New Jersey is on the table.

I don't hate Harris. I loath that bastard Biden though.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't hate Harris. I loath that bastard Biden though.

You'd cheat on ole Kathy-bird to spend one all-inclusive erotic night in a 5-diamond hotel with Kamala. :lol I knew it.

[Leetonidas]

BDS in full effect :lol

[hater]

Kagala as prez would be fucking entertaining tho :lmao

Even more than dump.

At least dump can compose sentences. KAGALA cant :lmao

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You'd cheat on ole Kathy-bird to spend one all-inclusive erotic night in a 5-diamond hotel with Kamala. :lol I knew it.

No, she ain't my type. I have to have quiet and stillness so I can concentrate fully on breakin' my nut. Then, somebody who will let me go watch TV, or, come in here and talk to you fellows in the immediate aftermath of said nut breakage.

[Dirks_Finale]

Right on cue :lmao

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1509500273227665414?s=19

She is the gift that keeps on giving for the GOP.

Overwhelmed by a job that is mostly ceremonial :lol

Identity politics :lol

[koriwhat]

Right on cue :lmao

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1509500273227665414?s=19

That cunt is such a fucking retard.

[koriwhat]

BDS in full effect :lol

Where's all the Palestinians at? :lol

[daboom1]

Right on cue :lmao

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1509500273227665414?s=19

Her voice is shaking, she sounds nervous. I wonder if her earpiece was malfunctioning because she was clearly uncomfortable reciting the script.

[ElNono]

Dang, got my hopes up for a bit, tbh...

[DMC]

The April 1st jokes are even worse when you read them after midnight.