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CharlieMac
11-29-2005, 12:10 AM
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/executedoffenders.htm

Reading the last statements of the people executed in Texas woud have gone over pretty well.
Ishta
11-29-2005, 12:11 AM
Not really..It was short and sweet...The best way to do it
JoeChalupa
11-29-2005, 12:12 AM
We don't talk with our mouths full at the Thanksgiving table so needless to say there wasn't much talking going on.
CharlieMac
11-29-2005, 12:14 AM
For a split second I feel bad for some of these guys. Then I click on Offender Information and read that they strangled someone's daughter to death while raping her.
CharlieMac
11-29-2005, 12:16 AM
We don't talk with our mouths full at the Thanksgiving table so needless to say there wasn't much talking going on.

Congrats. You made "the list".
JoeChalupa
11-29-2005, 12:28 AM
List? Thanks.
CosmicCowboy
11-29-2005, 09:15 AM
Naaa...I had a couple cases of good wine available and kept several bottles open all day and into the evening...and I got more dirt on my relatives in one day than I have in years...:lol
Jimcs50
11-29-2005, 09:18 AM
Naaa...I had a couple cases of good wine available and kept several bottles open all day and into the evening...and I got more dirt on my relatives in one day than I have in years...:lol


CC, did you regale them with some of your sexual exploits?
CosmicCowboy
11-29-2005, 09:21 AM
hehehe...nope...I work hard to stay in shape for these marathon drinkathons...I was just keeping the conversation going and listening...
midgetonadonkey
11-29-2005, 10:22 AM
My aunt spoke at length about her colonoscopy. That is what our converstaion pretty much consisted of.
CharlieMac
11-29-2005, 10:26 AM
My aunt spoke at length about her colonoscopy. That is what our converstaion pretty much consisted of.

I was scheduled for one of those a while back. I showed up at the GI specialist office, they explained to me how the procedure would work and I asked to go to the restroom. I puked at the thought of a camera going up my ass and down my throat and walked out. I couldn't even do the enema that morning like I was supposed to. It sounds rough. Although having a catheter rammed inside you is pretty bad too.
CharlieMac
11-29-2005, 11:20 AM
I deserve this. Tell everyone I said goodbye.

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/basscharleslast.htm
TheTruth
11-29-2005, 01:34 PM
I told everyone to shut the eff up when the Broncos started.