Tearful Uvalde Residents Thank Police For Protecting Parking Lot From Gunman

[baseline bum]

https://www.theonion.com/tearful-uvalde-residents-thank-police-for-protecting-pa-1848982023
Tearful Uvalde Residents Thank Police For Protecting Parking Lot From Gunman

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UVALDE, TX—In an expression of gratitude for keeping the community’s beloved stretch of asphalt safe, tearful Uvalde residents thanked law enforcement Thursday for protecting Robb Elementary School’s parking lot from a gunman. “To the brave officers who heroically stood outside the school to defend this pavement against attack, we offer our undying thanks,” said Uvalde native Jim Clabor, his eyes welling up with emotion as he recalled the innocent Toyotas and Fords whose bodies might have been struck by gunfire if not for the courageous actions of police. “The only reason this beautiful blacktop surface emerged intact from the shooter’s rampage is because these officers rose to the occasion and refused to let anything happen to our precious parking lot. We are blessed that every 9-foot-wide space survived Tuesday’s massacre, allowing future generations to park their cars here without fear.” At press time, Texas schools were reportedly increasing the security presence in their parking lots, staffing them with officers sworn to take a bullet for the pavement if necessary.

[SnakeBoy]

Gun Stores See 7000% Increase In Customers Looking For Totally Awesome Gun That Blows The Lungs Out Of Bad Guys

U.S.—Gun stores across America have seen a major increase in interest as customers flock to their stores to find the "totally awesome gun that blows the lungs out of bad guys." The gun, which doesn't exist, has inadvertently boosted the sale of 9mm handguns.

https://babylonbee.com/news/gun-stores-see-7000-increase-in-customers-looking-for-totally-awesome-gun-that-blows-the-lungs-out-of-bad-guys

[Spurminator]

Gun Stores See 7000% Increase In Customers Looking For Totally Awesome Gun That Blows The Lungs Out Of Bad Guys

U.S.—Gun stores across America have seen a major increase in interest as customers flock to their stores to find the "totally awesome gun that blows the lungs out of bad guys." The gun, which doesn't exist, has inadvertently boosted the sale of 9mm handguns.

https://babylonbee.com/news/gun-stores-see-7000-increase-in-customers-looking-for-totally-awesome-gun-that-blows-the-lungs-out-of-bad-guys

I was wondering where you got your #OneJoke from the past week...

[SnakeBoy]

I was wondering where you got your #OneJoke from the past week...

You've been thinking about me hahahaha

[Ef-man]

Gun Stores See 7000% Increase In Customers Looking For Totally Awesome Gun That Blows The Lungs and Brains Out Of Kids

U.S.—Gun stores across America have seen a major increase in interest as customers flock to their stores to find the "totally awesome gun that blows the lungs out of bad guys." The gun, which doesn't exist, has inadvertently boosted the sale of 9mm handguns.



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But you forgot the part of not being able to identify the kids after gunman was through shooting.

[Spurminator]

You've been thinking about me hahahaha

Hard not to notice when it's so ubiquitous, but yeah, you've put in hours of work and someone noticed you.

Big achievement! Life complete!

[SnakeBoy]

Hard not to notice when it's so ubiquitous, but yeah, you've put in hours of work and someone noticed you.

Big achievement! Life complete!

16k posts in 14 years...it's ubiquitous

[SnakeBoy]

I was wondering where you got your #OneJoke from the past week...

Did you see my 38 Special advice to SR21?

[Winehole23]

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[clambake]

Arkansas and Oklahoma should run tourist ads “our men are men” lol

[SnakeBoy]

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Cute pup thank Jesus he was saved by an onlooker. Did he find a fur-ever home?

Man Who Drowned in Front of Police Was 'Pillar of Homeless Community'. "He was a thinker, always had something thought-provoking to say," Orionya Jensen, who knew Bickings for years . Tempe's finest, too bad he couldn't swim.

[Spurminator]

16k posts in 14 years...it's ubiquitous

How many in the past week?

[pgardn]

DPS Director Steve McCraw says officers in Uvalde could have taken down gunman within 3 minutes had commander not hesitated
https://www.texastribune.org/2022/06/21/texas-dps-mccraw-uvalde-school-shooting/

[Isitjustme?]

16k posts in 14 years...it's ubiquitous

14 years of this nonsense lmao how embarrassing

[DMC]

Arkansas and Oklahoma should run tourist ads “our men are men” lol

Then you might run there instead, hoping to get laid.

[clambake]

Then you might run there instead, hoping to get laid.

Gravy boat sounds like an 8 year old.

[LkrFan]

https://www.theonion.com/tearful-uvalde-residents-thank-police-for-protecting-pa-1848982023
Tearful Uvalde Residents Thank Police For Protecting Parking Lot From Gunman

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,pg_1,q_60,w_1600/2d163ff984c9263cc87c5015b8cc9fa8.jpg

UVALDE, TX—In an expression of gratitude for keeping the community’s beloved stretch of asphalt safe, tearful Uvalde residents thanked law enforcement Thursday for protecting Robb Elementary School’s parking lot from a gunman. “To the brave officers who heroically stood outside the school to defend this pavement against attack, we offer our undying thanks,” said Uvalde native Jim Clabor, his eyes welling up with emotion as he recalled the innocent Toyotas and Fords whose bodies might have been struck by gunfire if not for the courageous actions of police. “The only reason this beautiful blacktop surface emerged intact from the shooter’s rampage is because these officers rose to the occasion and refused to let anything happen to our precious parking lot. We are blessed that every 9-foot-wide space survived Tuesday’s massacre, allowing future generations to park their cars here without fear.” At press time, Texas schools were reportedly increasing the security presence in their parking lots, staffing them with officers sworn to take a bullet for the pavement if necessary.

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Dude, WTF?

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Dude, WTF?

It was a witch hunt start till forever.

Trying to turn back time to save the massacred never works. Ever.

[Ef-man]

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Dude, WTF?

Dude's lawyer argued that if a felon can run for president, his client is more than qualified to be a trooper.

Texas judge could not argue with that, and dude was reinstated immediately!

[Thread]

Dude's lawyer argued that if a felon can run for president, his client is more than qualified to be a trooper.

Texas judge could not argue with that, and dude was reinstated immediately!


It was a witch hunt start till forever.

Trying to turn back time to save the massacred never works. Ever.

[LkrFan]

Dude's lawyer argued that if a felon can run for president, his client is more than qualified to be a trooper.

Texas judge could not argue with that, and dude was reinstated immediately!

:lol

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:lol

Oh, yeah, just a knee slapper.

[Winehole23]

Dude's lawyer argued that if a felon can run for president, his client is more than qualified to be a trooper.

Texas judge could not argue with that, and dude was reinstated immediately!wasn't in the linked article, btw. was this a joke?

[Ef-man]

wasn't in the linked article, btw. was this a joke?

Sad world we live in where made up, bat shit crazy stories sound real thanks to Yam Tits.

But here we are with a 34 count felon tax cheat running for president and an incompetent trooper is reinstated for no other reason than it is Texas.

[Thread]

Sad world we live in where made up, bat shit crazy stories sound real thanks to Yam Tits.

But here we are with a 34 count felon tax cheat running for president and an incompetent trooper is reinstated for no other reason than it is Texas.

...and ya's ain't turnin' Texas.

[LkrFan]

White cops. They'll shoot an unarmed black man (or Sonia Massey), but when it is time to do their jobs, they cower. Predictable, but sad nonetheless. We shouldn't be shocked by the cowardice on full display by the boys in blue in Uvalde.

NWA was right.

[Thread]

White cops. They'll shoot an unarmed black man (or Sonia Massey), but when it is time to do their jobs, they cower. Predictable, but sad nonetheless. We shouldn't be shocked by the cowardice on full display by the boys in blue in Uvalde.

NWA was right.

People like to be shot only on television shows & movies.